Already Dead

By Rob Morris

(Song-filk set to the tune of 'Already Gone' by The Eagles)

Well, I saw you thugs bullying those villagers

You said you were gonna take all that they had

But a message I have for you

When Hokuto Shinken strikes true

There will nothing of you left to inter;

Cause you are already dead

I'll explode your evil head

I have struck your pressure points

Omae wa-mou shinderu

Omae wa-mou shinderu;

The arrogant challenges you pose me

Let me test my ancient arts

I suppose pride of place means you must try

So I ask this of you my quite-doomed foe

When you proclaim my blows were weak

Shall I stop your heart or just implode your arms?

(Or both?);

And you are already dead

Your limbs will turn to lead

I have turned your skills on you

Omae wa-mou-shinderu

Omae wa-mou-shinderu;

You remind me of the ones who betrayed my school

And of the one who stole my love away

Your strength is all a lie

And like the fires that lit the sky

I will burn it down with a touch you barely felt;

For you are already dead

Your evil deeds made your last bed

I have sent you on to Hell;

Yes, you're already – dead

On their backs you have fed

But you're already dead;

Already Dead;

Rin and Bat – we will rest the night…