Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers Chapter 21, a Mario + Blues Brothers Crossover fanfic

Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 21

Wario and Waluigi have gotten past the Illinois Nazis but they didn't realize that they're going to come after them soon in the meantime Wario and Waluigi were now in another town

Wario and Waluigi were driving into another town while a band was playing a song on the streets of town

(Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.)

(Mmm hmph.)

(Haw. Haw. Haw. Haw.)

(Hey. Hey. Yeah.)

(Come on home, babe.)

(Oh, come on home.)

(Come on home to me, babe.)

(I love you.)

(Come on.)

(Oh, come on home.)

(Come on, i love ya.)

(Hold me.)

Wario and Waluigi continued to search for the place where Matt Guitar Murphy and Blue Lou Marini were while the band continued to play their song

(I know.)

(I love you.)

(Look out.)

(When she walk that walk.)

(And talk that talk.)

Wario and Waluigi continued to search for the place where Matt Guitar Murphy and Blue Lou Marini were while the band continued to play their song

(And whisper in my ear.)

(Tell me that she love me.)

(I love that talk.)

(That baby talk.)

(When she talk like that.)

(I can't take it like that.)

(Haw. Haw. Haw. Haw.)

(Hey. Hey. Yeah.)

(Come on home, pretty babe.)

Wario and Waluigi parked their car somewhere and got out they walked and stood next to a cafe as they watched the band play their song

(Walk your walk.)

(Talk your talk.)

(Talk your talk, baby.)

(Talk.)

They're pretty good. Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

After the band finished their song Wario and Waluigi went inside the cafe

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That was Boom Boom, the one that i wrote, back in the 50s. the man said

No, you didn't. the random man said

Was such a big hit. the man said

No, you didn't. the random man said

It was. the man said

No, you didn't. No, you didn't. the random man said

I wrote Boom Boom. I wrote Boom Boom. the man said

Wario and Waluigi were walking inside the cafe and then sat down as a waitress approached them

Can i help you, boys? the waitress said

You got any white bread? Waluigi said

Yes. the waitress said

I'll have some toasted white bread, please. Waluigi said

You want butter or jam on that toast, honey? the waitress said

No, ma'am. Dry. Waluigi said

Right. And you? the waitress said

Do you have any fried chicken? Wario said

Best damn chicken in the state. the waitress said

Bring me four fried chickens and a coke. Wario said

You want chicken wings or chicken legs? the waitress said

Four fried chickens and a coke. Wario said

And some dry white toast, please. Waluigi said

Do you all want anything to drink with that? the waitress said

No, ma'am. Waluigi said

A coke. Wario said

Be up in a minute. the waitress said

The waitress went into the kitchen and approached two men who were cooking

Hey Matt? the waitress said

What is it? Matt said

You'll never believe this. the waitress said

Believe what? Matt said

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. the waitress said

Say what? Matt said

Yeah. the waitress said

What did they look like? Matt said

They look like they're from the CIA or something. the waitress said

CIA huh? Matt said

Yeah. the waitress said

What they wanna eat? Matt said

The tall one wants white bread. the waitress said

Okay? Matt said

Toast. Dry. With nothing on it. the waitress said

Waluigi. Matt said

What? the waitress said

Nothing. What else? Matt said

And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a coke. the waitress said

And Wario. Matt said

What? the waitress said

Shit. The Blues Brothers. Matt said

What? the waitress said

I gotta go see them. Matt said

Matt got out of the kitchen and approached Wario and Waluigi

Hi, Wario. Matt said

Matt. How are you doing? Wario said

Good. Matt said

Excellent. Wario said

How you doing? How was Joliet? Matt said

Oh, it's bad. Wario said

Really? Matt said

Yeah. Wario said

How bad? Matt said

On Thursday night they serve a wicked pepper steak. Wario said

That bad huh? Matt said

Yeah. Wario said

Can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal Pan. Matt said

Yeah. Wario said

Or that oatmeal at the Cook Country Slammer. Waluigi said

Oh, they're all pretty bad. Matt said

Definitely. Waluigi said

So what are you two doing here? Matt said

Matt. Me and Waluigi. We're putting the band back together. Wario said

What? Matt said

We need you and Blue Lou. Wario said

Oh, man. Don't talk that way around here. Matt said

We can't? Wario said

No. You can't. Matt said

Why? Waluigi said

My old lady, she'll kill me. Matt said

What her? Wario said

Yeah. Matt said

I'll take care of it. Waluigi said

What? Matt said

Ma'am you gotta understand. This is a lot bigger than any domestic problems you might be experiencing. Waluigi said

Matt, what the hell is he talking about? the waitress said

Don't get riled, sugar. Matt said

Don't you "Don't get riled, sugar" me. the waitress said

Sorry. Matt said

Now, you're not going back on the road anymore. the waitress said

What? Matt said

And you ain't playing any more two-bit, sleazy dives. the waitress said

What? Matt said

You're living with me now. And you're not gonna go sliding around with your old white hoodlum friends. the waitress said

But babes. This is Wario and Waluigi. Matt said

And? the waitress said

The Blues Brothers. Matt said

And? the waitress said

The Blues Brothers. Matt said

The Blues Brothers? the waitress said

Yeah. Matt said

Shit. the waitress said

What's wrong? Matt said

They still owe you money, fool. the waitress said

Yeah but... Matt said

Ma'am? Wario said

What? the waitress said

Would it make you feel any better if you knew that what we're asking Matt here to do is a holy thing? Wario said

A holy thing? the waitress said

Yeah. Wario said

What kind of holy thing? the waitress said

You see, we're on a mission from god. Waluigi said

Don't you blaspheme in here. Don't you blaspheme in here. the waitress said

Huh? Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Now, this is my man, this is my restaurant, and you two are gonna just walk right out that door, without your dry, white toast, without your four fried chickens, and without Matt "Guitar" Murphy. the waitress said

Now, you listen to me. I love you. But... Matt said

But what? the waitress said

I'm the man and you're the woman. Matt said

Excuse me? the waitress said

And i'll make the decisions concerning my life. Matt said

You better think about what you're saying. You better think about the consequences of your actions. the waitress said

Oh, shut up, woman. Matt said

(You better think.)

(Think.)

(Think about what you're trying to do to me.)

(Yeah think.)

(Think think.)

(Let your mind go let yourself be free.)

(Let's go back.)

(Let's go way on back when.)

(I didn't even know you.)

(You couldn't have been too much more than 10.)

(Just a child.)

(I ain't no psychiatrist.)

(I ain't no doctor with degrees.)

Blue Lou who was in the kitchen starts to get in on the action and heads to the dining area

(It don't take too much high IQ.)

(To see what you're doing to me.)

(You better think.)

(Think.)

(Think about what you're trying to do to me.)

(Yeah think.)

(Think think.)

(Let your mind go let yourself be free.)

(Oh freedom.)

(Freedom.)

(Yeah freedom.)

(Right now.)

(Freedom.)

(Oh freedom.)

(Right now.)

Suddenly Blue Lou was playing his saxophone while the waitress continued with her song

(Hey.)

(Think about it.)

It looks like the waitress is singing a song to teach an important lesson to Matt about disrespecting women stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED