Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers Chapter 22, a Mario + Blues Brothers Crossover fanfic

Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 22

Wario and Waluigi went inside the restaurant and found Matt "Guitar" Murphy and Blue Lou inside there and they asked them to join the band again but someone wasn't gonna let them go that easy

Wario and Waluigi were walking inside the cafe and then sat down as a waitress approached them

Can i help you, boys? the waitress said

You got any white bread? Waluigi said

Yes. the waitress said

I'll have some toasted white bread, please. Waluigi said

You want butter or jam on that toast, honey? the waitress said

No, ma'am. Dry. Waluigi said

Right. And you? the waitress said

Do you have any fried chicken? Wario said

Best damn chicken in the state. the waitress said

Bring me four fried chickens and a coke. Wario said

You want chicken wings or chicken legs? the waitress said

Four fried chickens and a coke. Wario said

And some dry white toast, please. Waluigi said

Do you all want anything to drink with that? the waitress said

No, ma'am. Waluigi said

A coke. Wario said

Be up in a minute. the waitress said

The waitress went into the kitchen and approached two men who were cooking

Hey Matt? the waitress said

What is it? Matt said

You'll never believe this. the waitress said

Believe what? Matt said

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. the waitress said

Say what? Matt said

Yeah. the waitress said

What did they look like? Matt said

They look like they're from the CIA or something. the waitress said

CIA huh? Matt said

Yeah. the waitress said

What they wanna eat? Matt said

The tall one wants white bread. the waitress said

Okay? Matt said

Toast. Dry. With nothing on it. the waitress said

Waluigi. Matt said

What? the waitress said

Nothing. What else? Matt said

And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a coke. the waitress said

And Wario. Matt said

What? the waitress said

Shit. The Blues Brothers. Matt said

What? the waitress said

I gotta go see them. Matt said

Matt got out of the kitchen and approached Wario and Waluigi

Hi, Wario. Matt said

Matt. How are you doing? Wario said

Good. Matt said

Excellent. Wario said

How you doing? How was Joliet? Matt said

Oh, it's bad. Wario said

Really? Matt said

Yeah. Wario said

How bad? Matt said

On Thursday night they serve a wicked pepper steak. Wario said

That bad huh? Matt said

Yeah. Wario said

Can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal Pan. Matt said

Yeah. Wario said

Or that oatmeal at the Cook Country Slammer. Waluigi said

Oh, they're all pretty bad. Matt said

Definitely. Waluigi said

So what are you two doing here? Matt said

Matt. Me and Waluigi. We're putting the band back together. Wario said

What? Matt said

We need you and Blue Lou. Wario said

Oh, man. Don't talk that way around here. Matt said

We can't? Wario said

No. You can't. Matt said

Why? Waluigi said

My old lady, she'll kill me. Matt said

What her? Wario said

Yeah. Matt said

I'll take care of it. Waluigi said

What? Matt said

Ma'am you gotta understand. This is a lot bigger than any domestic problems you might be experiencing. Waluigi said

Matt, what the hell is he talking about? the waitress said

Don't get riled, sugar. Matt said

Don't you "Don't get riled, sugar" me. the waitress said

Sorry. Matt said

Now, you're not going back on the road anymore. the waitress said

What? Matt said

And you ain't playing any more two-bit, sleazy dives. the waitress said

What? Matt said

You're living with me now. And you're not gonna go sliding around with your old white hoodlum friends. the waitress said

But babes. This is Wario and Waluigi. Matt said

And? the waitress said

The Blues Brothers. Matt said

And? the waitress said

The Blues Brothers. Matt said

The Blues Brothers? the waitress said

Yeah. Matt said

Shit. the waitress said

What's wrong? Matt said

They still owe you money, fool. the waitress said

Yeah but... Matt said

Ma'am? Wario said

What? the waitress said

Would it make you feel any better if you knew that what we're asking Matt here to do is a holy thing? Wario said

A holy thing? the waitress said

Yeah. Wario said

What kind of holy thing? the waitress said

You see, we're on a mission from god. Waluigi said

Don't you blaspheme in here. Don't you blaspheme in here. the waitress said

Huh? Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Now, this is my man, this is my restaurant, and you two are gonna just walk right out that door, without your dry, white toast, without your four fried chickens, and without Matt "Guitar" Murphy. the waitress said

Now, you listen to me. I love you. But... Matt said

But what? the waitress said

I'm the man and you're the woman. Matt said

Excuse me? the waitress said

And i'll make the decisions concerning my life. Matt said

You better think about what you're saying. You better think about the consequences of your actions. the waitress said

Oh, shut up, woman. Matt said

(You better think.)

(Think.)

(Think about what you're trying to do to me.)

(Yeah think.)

(Think think.)

(Let your mind go let yourself be free.)

(Let's go back.)

(Let's go way on back when.)

(I didn't even know you.)

(You couldn't have been too much more than 10.)

(Just a child.)

(I ain't no psychiatrist.)

(I ain't no doctor with degrees.)

Blue Lou who was in the kitchen starts to get in on the action and heads to the dining area

(It don't take too much high IQ.)

(To see what you're doing to me.)

(You better think.)

(Think.)

(Think about what you're trying to do to me.)

(Yeah think.)

(Think think.)

(Let your mind go let yourself be free.)

(Oh freedom.)

(Freedom.)

(Yeah freedom.)

(Right now.)

(Freedom.)

(Oh freedom.)

(Right now.)

Suddenly Blue Lou was playing his saxophone while the waitress continued with her song

(Hey.)

(Think about it.)

(You.)

(Think about it.)

(There ain't nothing you could ask.)

(I could answer you, but i.)

(I won't.)

(But i was gonna change that.)

(I'm not if you keep doing things i don't.)

(I don't.)

(Hey.)

(Think.)

(Think about what you're trying to do to me.)

(Damn it.)

(Think.)

(Let your mind go let yourself be free.)

(People walking around every day.)

(Playing games and taking scores.)

(Trying to make other people lose their mind.)

(Well be careful you don't lose yours.)

(Hey.)

(Think.)

(Think about what you're trying to do to me.)

(Yeah.)

(Think think.)

(Let your mind go let yourself be free.)

(You need me.)

(Need me.)

(And i need you.)

(Don't you know.)

(Without each other.)

(There ain't nothing either can do.)

Suddenly Wario and Waluigi started dancing as the waitress continued with her song

(Yeah.)

(Think about it babe.)

(What you're trying to do to me.)

(To the bone man.)

(Think about it right now.)

(Oh freedom.)

(Freedom.)

(Yeah freedom.)

(Freedom.)

(Right now.)

(Hey.)

(You.)

(Think about it.)

(There ain't nothing you could ask.)

(I could answer you, but i.)

(I won't.)

(But i was gonna change that.)

(I'm not if you keep doing things i don't.)

(Yeah think.)

(Think.)

Holy crap the waitress is still continuing with her song will she finish it and will she convince Matt to stay in the restaurant stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED