Spike groaned the next morning as light poured into his bedroom... he wish he could say it was from the sun.
"Discord," Spike groaned pulling the sheets over his head at the bright flash that had woken him up.
"Not quite," A... female voice?
Spike's eyes snapped up as he covered himself with his sheets. A purple Earth Pony was standing... errr Floating, in his room. She had spirals in her pupil-less eyes and wore a propeller hat like Button's. Her cutie mark was that of a baseball and a screw.
"This is ALL YOUR FAULT!" The floating filly snarled.
"Eh?" Spike blinked before yelling, "Luna! I think I'm having a nightmare. Come fix it like you did for the Crusaders,"
"Your not dreaming glue face!" wow this girl had a mouth, "You're too busy DESTROYING MY LIFE!"
Spike just blinked at the figment of his imagination, "I really have no clue why I'm dreaming about some crazy filly,"
"I'm not crazy! and for the last time your not dreaming!" She landed on the floor, "I'm Screwball,"
"I'll say," Spike agreed and strangely the figment reached out and whacked him, "OWWW, That HURT! Wait a second... dreams can't hurt,"
"For the last time I'M NOT A DREAM!"
Spike gaped for a second before he started screaming his head off, "RAPE!"
Twilight immediately appeared in a flash of purple light and looked around frantically, "What's going on!?" she demanded.
"She raped me!" Spike pointed at the filly.
"I did not!"
Spike glared, "She hit me well I was in bed! Remember Twilight, that one time after I found that word in my comic book you explained that's what it meant,"
Screwball just stared at Spike well Twilight groaned. The filly snorted, "You're an idiot,"
"Why? What's it mean?"
"Okay!" Twilight smiled, "Spike needs to get ready for school and... WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNEAKING INTO A BOY'S BEDROOM!?" Twilight suddenly yelled at the filly, realizing she existed.
The filly just snorted as she whipped her mane back.
"I expect an explanation young lady," Twilight glared.
"My dad was talking to Fluttershy and she told him how Spike was going to school and now I HAVE TA GO!" Screwball glared at Spike, "It's all your fault!"
Spike demanded, "How's it my fault! I don't even know you!"
Twilight saw the filly's eyes and groaned, "You're Screwball I take it,"
"That's what she claims," Spike huffed, "Like I'm supposed to know who that is,"
Now Twilight looked at Spike like he was an idiot, "She's Discord's daughter,"
"DISCORD HAS A KID!" Spike yelped, "Why didn't anyone tell me Fluttershy was pregnant!? Or is she Celestia's?"
Screwball glared, "Neither, my dad ripped off a piece of his soul and sculpted it into me," she said as if that wasn't the weirdest thing ever.
"How come I've never seen you before?"
"I live in the chaos dimension with the other Draconequus," Screwball rolled her eyes.
"THERE ARE OTHER DRACONEQUUS!?" Screamed Twilight and Spike. Who looked at each other in horror at the thought.
"Relax they're nowhere near as powerful as daddy," Screwball dismissed, "In fact they're kinda scared of him... and me," she deflated but quickly caught herself, "Not that I care! I'm far more powerful then them to,"
Twilight got a sympathetic look on her face, "Is that why your dad is sending you to Ponyville's Schoolhouse? I'm sure you'll make lots of friends there,"
"Why would I want to make friends with mortals," Screwball huffed, not really wanting an answer. She looked Spike up and down, "I guess you'll do, being a dragon and all. It's not like you're a mortal creature yourself but you're no deity. I guess I can be friends with you, even though you ruined my life,"
"Wow thanks," Spike rolled his eyes as he got out of bed.
"Hurry up and get ready so we can go!" Screwball demanded with the bossiness fitting a Demigod.