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She had a good time? I treated her like a slag from the slums, how can that be a good time? I need to buy some books about it.

8 Happy Birthday Harry!

Would Cissy be so desperate for a shag that she takes the humiliation as a small price to pay? Did Lucius train her? That must be it. House Black is the Most Ancient and Most Noble House, while House Malfoy just turned Noble two generations ago.

Lucius had undoubtedly put his foot on Cissy to put her in place… below him. I think that is why Bellatrix lost her mind and clamped to Voldemort, Rastaban and Rudolphus were known for their cruelty and low intellect. I bet she suffered less from Voldemort than from her husband.

Xxxxx

The children of the Alliance finally found out Harry was bunking with an ex-inmate from Azkaban, promptly he got the stamp of Bad Boy. When they found out he was dating four girls at the same time his rep went up to Bad Boy Player.

Harry told them that this summer is my present to make up for all the missed presents so he has to make the best of it. Dreamily, Luna added, "Those girls taught me a lot, I can kiss now, and they know the best spots for shopping new clothes. Stubby Boardman pays the bills for every girl Harry takes along for shopping. You saw the pictures in the Quibbler."

I heard that Luna! Are you trying to bankrupt me? Susan, Hannah, Daphne, and Tracey? Those four are high maintenance! Giving them free rein in Harrods will put a dent in my Vaults!

I got tears in my eyes when I heard Harry say, "The girls won't mind if I take you along shopping tomorrow. I bet you will like them."

On the other hand, 500£ is 100 Galleons, two months makes 6000 Galleons, and Harry is not spending all of it every day. If you count all the presents I would have bought him over the years I could have doubled it and still had more to spend.

Meh, he can be a player this holiday, I have Cissy to toy with. She comes every other day after breakfast. No, I did not ask her to come, but I did not send her back either. I tried to uplift her self-worth, I call her a high-class whore now, it made her proud. She still gets off by the thought of being spied upon or being caught in the action.

Xxxxx

The Next day, the dog insisted on coming along, Susan, Hannah, Daphne, and Tracey were a bit wary of the dog, they saw the dog eat half of Dumbledore, Harry had a hard time convincing them that Fifi was a nice doggy. Luna told them too.

Blast it! That prick hired a stretched Limo! For, in his own words to fit all of them in the same car! He paid extra for cleaning the dog hairs afterward. The bloody kid told me to wait in the car. Bored… the driver is watching me like a hawk, as if I would shew on the seats… now I want a bone to chew on… those leather seats look tasty… Bored.

Ariana, Taylor Tina, and Cristina were happy with that extra day of shopping! The new Fall collection was just in! They were happy and made it known to Harry. Luna said, "I told you that you will learn a lot, having your boobs fondled like that feels nice."

With wide eyes, the Pureblood princesses could only nod. I wish I stayed at home, the brat doesn't know any shame and is making out in front of me with four girls... and Luna.

When the princesses returned home with their bags, I complained to Harry, "Hey! I was sitting in front of you when you snogged four girls and fondled their boobs, I did not want to see that."

Harry shrugged, "We did not want to see you shag Aunt Narcissa, nor hear what you said to her. Luna wanted to try it out for Merlin's sake. I did not want to call Luna a high-class whore! I caught Luna peeking at the door and wanted to see what she was looking at. I wish I didn't look Sirius."

I groaned and asked, "How long has she been spying on us, Harry?"

"Enough to have her vocabulary expanded with a whole chapter, Sirius." was Harry's answer, "she was planning to go undercover next year to see how accurate you are with your techniques and learn some new words."

I groaned harder, "Xeno is going to kill me."

Harry shook his head, "He won't, in fact, he thought it was a good idea, but she should wait until she is an adult."

That bastard is glad I showed Luna about the birds and the bees! That way he didn't have to do it himself. Now Harry knows about them too. Meh, if he can't stand it, he should not have peeked on me.

"I hope you don't expect me to treat women like that, Sirius," said Harry, "I want to hold them and treat them nicely. Telling them they are sluts and should be happy to suck my dick feels wrong to me."

I sighed, "It is wrong, Harry, Lucius treated Narcissa badly all these years, he brainwashed her to behave like that. At first, I wanted to punish her for leaving me in Azkaban, knowing I was innocent, now I am trying to snap her out of it."

Harry nodded, then he commented, "And you loved every second of it."

I grinned, "That I did."

Xxxxx

Neville sent me a small note,

Lord Black,

Thank you for speaking to my Grandmother on my behalf.

She took me to Olivander to buy me a new wand.

Thank you.

That was a nice thank-you note.

Xxxxx

Harry is having second thoughts about taking that many girls out every day, the poor lad is exhausted.

From after breakfast, Luna is still having breakfast with us, the Alliance girls come tutoring him in Wizarding customs. Luna got bored with those lessons, that was how she got to spy on me and Cissy.

We had lunch and discussed the lesson from today, then Harry and Luna studied Magic in his room while I sorted through the job applications for the different positions. Before sending copies to every board member with my recommendation. Yes, I work too!

I pointed Rita to where she would find juicy information about Dumbledore and released more dirt on Dumbledore with Harry's permission about the last two years at Hogwarts.

Then we released the arrest of Dumbledore after it came out he and his lover Gellert killed his sister back in the day. Add the abuse of the Boy Who Lived, his reputation was ruined. Gringotts got their pound of flesh when they reported the slave curse on Fawkes. That was the last nail in the coffin.

Crouch Junior was discovered by Moody, at Crouch's home. At Xeno's request, I was present when they arrested Senior. I grinned when they put the Magic suppression cuffs on him, "Don't worry, Barty, I will make sure everyone knows what you did on your Trial. I will even invite the international press to your Trial,"

When he glared at me, I smiled, "Barty the fighter for Justice, that was your campaign slogan going to be, was it? Tell them you deserve the veil of Death, Barty! How many Imperio curses did you use? Justice needs to be served, Barty! I told them to put you in my old cell."

Yes! It is satisfying to gloat! I have the two bastards that put me in Azkaban reputations ruined before me. Both will get their trial at the end of the month August.

Xxxxx

Anyway, Harry is feeling the effects of too much pussy, four in the morning and four in the evening got him too much attention. Merlin knows what Luna and him are doing during their study sessions. His birthday was coming up, and we decided to have a costume party for the muggle girls, meaning a normal birthday party for us wizards.

Combined with a sleepover and a Theme Park the day after. We invited the Alliance, the Patils, Lavender, Dean and Seamus, and most of all, Hermione. Everyone was informed of the four muggle girls thinking it was a costume party. It could work.

Harry welcomed his guests and showed them in, "Thank you for coming, everyone is in the ballroom and refreshments are in the music room, enjoy, there are more guests arriving, I'll be there soon. Let your night clothes in this room."

I took over, "Mingle with your guests, Harry, I will let the last ones in."

Suspicious, Harry looked at me, "Only Hermione and my girlfriends are missing,... Sirius? What are you up to?"

I smiled my most innocent smile, "I promise I will be good. I just have to explain this house of horrors to your girlfriends so they don't run off to the hills. Now go!"

Harry just left when the next visitors arrived, "Welcome! You must be the Granger family. I heard many good things about your daughter, she is one to be proud of. I am Lord Black, godfather of Harry, and in charge of his well-being from last month."

"As Harry informed you with the invitation, four normal girls are coming to this party, we made this party look like a magic-themed costume party, to mask the magic and the… obvious old-fashioned clothing of our guests. Miss Granger will have the opportunity to show you some Magic later."

Mr Granger asked, "Then I think we are not dressed properly, I thought this was only for Hermione to dress up."

I shrugged, "You are normal people who crashed the party and had fun with the locals. From there, Dobby will show you the facilities. From the moment the normal girls arrive they will work invisibly. They are hard to explain to normal people, you know. We will talk later."

The last ones arrived, "Welcome to my Magical home, misses. I am glad to finally meet you. Harry told me much about you. Now before I let you walk inside, I have to explain something. I rented this house out to a production firm that reformed it into a Magic house to shoot a movie about Witches and Wizards."

I showed them in, "As a favor I am allowed to use it for the birthday party of Harry, so if you see old weird books or cauldrons, it is part of the Magic. There are a lot of special effects in place too. Let's meet Harry, there are some girls you already know. You four are the normal girls that got in a magic house by accident, that explains your normal clothes don't you think?"

Taylor nodded, "This place is awesome! It is like we traveled back in time to the Victorian age!"

Tina asked when we moved down the hall, "Did that painting have a moving picture? That is high-class technology! The special effects are off the scale! You must be loaded, sir."

I chuckled, "At the rating, my Godson is burning through my money, not for long anymore. No, I am joking, he is not nearly reaching the limit. He had a hard time when I was not there for him, this holiday he get to spent a lot of money. I am glad you made him happy. Ah, here is the ballroom, there is the music room and Luna will show you around for the rest. Enjoy yourselves."

They rushed to Harry and gave their presents, and mingled with the other giggling squad. Amelia asked, "This is a risk you are taking, Sirius, rumors will start this way. Are you certain they won't find out about the Magic world?"

I grinned, "Nope, everything magical you see are special effects for the movie they are going to shoot here soon. The Haunted House should be a good title for it. I hope Miss Susan explained what a movie is?"

Amelia rolled her eyes, "I am not an ignorant fool, Sirius! I know how the Muggle world functions. I neglected my duties to teach Susan about it though. I am glad Harry introduced that world to her."

I nodded, "And I have to thank those four Muggle girls to teach Harry about it, without them he would be a clueless knob about a lot of things."

"Susan told me about them," said Amelia, "Four at the same time, Sirius? Are you trying to make him like you?"

I shrugged, "They are a summer fling, Amelia, just like you saw me as a pleasant pass time go get your itches scratched. Harry knows it, and they know it. They profit from Harry, but Harry profits from those girls too. Win-win."

The Lords and Ladies gathered around us to join the conversation, Xeno commented, "I told you those girls look like normal girls, give them a wand in their hands and nobody knows the difference."

"That is because they wear the same clothes, Xeno," pointed Cyrus Greengrass out, "I have to admit muggle clothing improved a lot over the years. Veronica had fun putting the basic spells on them." Veronica heard that comment and said, "They don't last as long as Magical clothing, but muggle fashion changes with every season, they don't need to last for years."

Cyrus remarked, "They plan to go to a Muggle theme park tomorrow, whatever a theme park is supposed to be."

"Luna reported on them," said Xeno "They are in the next issue of the Quibbler," he smiled fondly, "She is becoming a fine reporter."

"I agree, she has a sharp mind and is observing more than we realized," I commented while I looked at Cissy.

Amelia sighed, "One more month to get everything in order, you turned the Wizarding world upside down Sirius. We never thought Dumbledore was capable of these crimes."

"If people tell him for forty years he is the smartest Wizard on Earth and let him do whatever he wants for that long, he starts to think laws are for the common people and he was above them. After all, he knows what is best for us." I explained.

I said, "The muggles have an expression, Power corrupts, and absolute Power corrupts absolutely. Dumbledore is a good example of that."

I thought of something, "There is a worrying fact that puzzles me, during that Basilisk crisis, Minister Fudge arrested Hagrid to be seen to do something. Does the minister have the power to put someone in Azkaban without an arrest warrant or trial? The same happened to me in 81, Bagnold, Crouch, and Dumbledore put me in Azkaban without a problem."

I looked at the shocked faces and added, "How many people are in Azkaban waiting for their trial? Lucius was using Fudge as a ventriloquist puppet, and his undersecretary is one of the biggest bigots on Earth. I am telling you that because I can not find two shopkeepers who rented my shops and disappeared a few years ago."

Amelia groaned, "You just gave me a month's worth of work Sirius! That implies that the warden of Azkaban is in on it, he has to make sure the paperwork is in order."

I grinned at her, "I can do worse, Amelia. Your department is filled with Death Eater wannabees and some real Death Eaters. You better sort it out before it will bite you in the bum."

"How do you know that, Sirius?" asked Cyrus Greengrass, "you have been locked up in Azkaban with the worst… they told you?"

I shook my head, "No, they were complaining about it to each other that McNair, Yaxley, and Avery could have easily gotten them out of there if they got the balls for it, or that Nott, Malfoy, Flint, or McLaggen could have bribed them out of there."

I looked at their faces, "Come on! Did you really think those were some low-life criminals? Or that they all got caught in 81? I was imperio'd Minister! These 5000 galleons prove it," I got serious, "if we don't do something about it now, then we face the next Dark Lord in ten to twenty years shouting the same pureblood drivel."

Mr Granger asked, "How safe are we from those men? My daughter told us there is a lot of discrimination going on in that school, especially against first-generation Witches like her."

Augusta Longbottom answered, "We have Hogwarts almost sorted out, we fired the incompetent and handed the criminals over to the DMLE. Gringotts is going through the castle and is removing all the curses. They also are setting the wardstones back to the original settings. Something that had to be done every half-century, the last one was in 1750. From then it has been building up."

Augusta sighed, "This year will be a difficult year for the students, a lot of what was allowed will be punished now. Dumbledore made it a cesspit, maybe he meant well, but forgiving everything without proper punishment is creating criminals."

I slapped my forehead, "I knew we forgot someone! Sibyl Trelawney! Dumbledore hired her because she made or faked a Prophecy about Voldy. We forgot to discuss her at the meeting."

Amelia groaned again, "Can you stop making my life difficult, Sirius? Now I have to investigate the authenticity of that prophecy and interrogate Dumbledore again."

Xxxxx

Harry had more fun with his crew, he gave them a tour of the house, his room, showing where their rooms were, the dining room, and the library, he almost lost Hermione there, "Hermione, you are forbidden to read a book without Lord Black's permission!" Harry grinned, "Besides those books are about Magic, you know Magic is not real. They are props for a movie, Hermione, some books are rigged with special effects when you take them out of the shelves."

That got the girls all giggling, "Come on Hermione, you are not that gullible are you?" teased Susan.

"I must say that it all looks believable," commented Cristina, "This place gives me the chills, it is as if someone is watching us."

Harry nodded, "Those are the House Elves, they work invisibly when normal people are around. I had to let the Potter elves help out to prepare the feast."

He grinned, "That is a good explanation is it?"

"It sure is," said Taylor, "When do you think that movie comes out?"

Harry shrugged, "They are still searching for investors. Uncle Sirius paid for this himself, but his budget was not big enough to pay for it all. He just is into this sort of stuff. I'll just go along with it."

Ariana asked, "Is there a Dungeon? A Magic House has to have a Magic Dungeon."

Luna giggled, "There is, follow me."

Luna led them to the floor below, "Uncle Sirius explained it to me," she said, "every room is for a profession, this one is for Potions, that one is for enchanting, that one is for carving Runes, and that one is where they hold the dead bodies. There is a floor below, come, follow me… Hermione! It is make belief!"

That got every wizard and Witch in stitches, Luna led them below, "This is the torture room, many enemies of House Black meet their end in here. In this room, they prepared the bodies of the Magical animals and enemies. Don't touch the blood on the floor, it is from a Basilisk and highly toxic!"

Luna led them to a big bronze door, "This is the emergency Vault, I heard only Lord Black and his heir primary have access to it. So if you are nice to Harry, he will open the door for you."

Harry groaned, "Luna! You know those things want a drop of blood from me!"

Ariana patted his back, "Man up Potter, us females lose more than a drop of blood each month. Open sesame!"

Harry sighed, "Alright, I did not see what was in it, it is probably empty."

Harry pressed his ring on the Lock and felt the Magic inspect him, with a click the door unlocked. With a creepy sound, the door opened as if it had not opened for decades. Everyone looked inside and was slack-jawed.

Tina said "Open Sesame indeed, look at all that fake gold! There are even wands and cauldrons in here!"

Harry said, "You better not go in and touch anything, Uncle has a strange sense of humor, this gold could be rigged with special effects."

Tina nodded, "It must have cost a pretty penny to gold-plate all those lead coins and fake jewelry."

Dean whistled, "I would not mind having an emergency vault like that. This beats my pocket money."

Tracey nodded, "Every home should have one of these. Hey Potter, does your Manor have one of these?"

Harry shrugged, "I've never been there myself, Dumbledore dropped me off at my mother's sister and never told me about my family. Aunt Petunia is a spiteful hag and never told me a thing about my family."

They closed the Vault door and went upstairs, Harry closed some loopholes, "Sirius rebuild those rooms, they were originally storage rooms and supply rooms."

Harry frowned, "Hmm? Where is Hermione? Crap, is she reading those books?"

Harry stormed to the library, "Hermione Bloody Granger! What would you think of me if I barged into your father's library and started to read some random books? Close that book and come out! Now!" Harry shook his head, "I thought you had better manners than me, Hermione."

He softly said to her, "Count yourself lucky, Miss Granger, the Goblins spent a week in here removing all the curses from these books."

Hermione moaned, "But Harry, knowledge should be free for everyone!"

Harry frowned, "Do you believe that bull, Hermione? Go to the national Library and demand to read all the classified books. Why don't you suggest to Russia, China, and the USA to share their knowledge about their newest weapons with the rest of the world? Then, Hermione, bring all your books to Hogwarts and put them in the common room for everyone to read."

Hermione blushed, "Alright, you made your point, I am sorry."

"Then come to the ballroom and have a party, that is why you are here isn't it?" said Harry when he slapped her on the ass, "leave Magic for tomorrow."

Xxxxx

Soon the adults went to the parlor for some stronger drinks and Harry was surrounded by girls who wanted to have the first dance.

Neville chuckled, "Those are drawbacks of having that many girlfriends, Harry."

Harry protested, "Hey! I only have four and a half girlfriends!"

Tina nodded, "That is true, Luna has to wait a year for to be counted as one."

Luna shrugged, "I can wait, I learned a lot though."

Ariana shouted, "Where is the music? I want to dance!"

Neville whispered to Seamus, "Do you think they will like Celina Warbeck?"

Seamus whispered back, "Even my Mum finds her out of date, mate, you have been alone too long with your Gran."

Neville nodded, "I know, recently she mellowed down though. Something Lord Black told her must have struck a nerve. She even allows me to go to that Theme Park tomorrow with everyone… you are coming too, right?"

Dean chuckled, "We won't leave you alone, Neville."

Xxxxx

The parents left after dinner, leaving four muggle girls, four pureblood princesses the Patils, one Brown and one Granger, and a Luna. Thirteen girls and Four boys. It is a good thing I hired an Autobus for tomorrow.

Crap! At what age are they getting interested in boys? No… at what age are boys getting interested in girls? This is going to be a long night.