A/N: I don't regret anything I write... most of the time. So, if the reference-like title wasn't obvious, this whole chapter contains explicit sexual content, and can be completely skipped. But, for you... sane people? This chapter takes place between 092 and 093 of Sword Art Online Misfits. My experience writing this form of content is extremely limited and I am by no means great at writing it, so... view at your own discretion, I don't care. Enjoy? I guess?


|Sword Art Online, Floor 61, Overlook Inn|

|Feb. 24th 19:04|

An unknown fact about SAO's Harassment Code, naturally, anything intimate beyond hugging, grabbing, or general touching of a player would result in the prompt for the afflicted player to automatically warp the offending player to a 'prison' for a certain period of time, usually a day. So for couples, it could be restricting unless they assign a private status to one another which lifts restrictions on kissing and more intimate actions, but nothing beyond that.

Then there's Argo, a person who's spent entire nights combing every facet of the Beta and then the official launch for SAO, to which she found a way to disable the Code entirely, but finding it took you through the depths of a player's menu. Suffice to say, Nagi and Argo had disabled it months ago when they started dating, just to avoid any complications. Hindsight was certainly within their favour back then, and it definitely was now.

After her request, the rest was spotty, the two fell into a routine of showering the other in affection, only this time, whatever issues or responsibilities they had were pushed aside, drawn to each other feverishly in the quiet, cosy room together, the air heating up around them as a result when Nagi leaned back a little at the edge of the bed, his heart on the verge of breaking his ribs.

Moving her toned legs so to sit in his lap, Argo's face retained its flared hue, feeling her now bare skin rub against Nagi's, looking back at his own, scarlet features, but a soft smile was shared between them as her petite hands came to rest over his shoulders, the heat already amassing between them as each stared longingly, taking in both their lover's expression and the revelation that this was happening at all, but not a single regret was voiced.

Compelled by her rare, gentle features, Nagi leaned in to capture her soft, pink lips, that fire spreading throughout his body, feeling her fingers tense against his shoulders as her own lips pushed back. Nagi's hands instinctively curled around her bare waist as he pressed his lips in deeper, Argo far too alluring to ignore. She certainly didn't object to his hold on her body, nor the invitation to kiss deeper, melting into both with her hands around his nape to hold him in place.

When they broke away to breathe, each eagerly closed the space with a smack, each contact arousing them to insert their tongues to wrestle with the other, humming collectively from the stimulation, and with how their bodies pressed together, Nagi's blood boiled feeling Argo's breasts rubbing up against him, her body shivering from Nagi's strong arms around her lower back. If it were a dream, neither was ready to wake up.

Pulling away, a line of saliva broke between their bottom lips, immediately, with his half-lidded stare, Nagi traced carnal kisses down her jaw to her throat eagerly, the beat in his chest louder, dotting Argo's neck with teasing bites in-between, enticing the most beautiful sounds from his lover's lips, her moans quiet in his ears.

Having leaned back slightly to give Nagi access to her neck, his gaze fell to her collarbone, tilting his head down to line it with more nips and kisses from shoulder-to-shoulder, savouring the touch of her hot skin and occasional moans, at this rate, he was certain he'd become addicted to them.

Cracking an eye open, Argo's found her thoughts completely overtaken with pleasure, something she never dreamed she'd do, panting slightly as she spoke. "Y...you can touch theM," Knowing even someone as sweet and kind as Nagi had found himself stealing glances at her body, naturally, she'd impose a tax for such prolonged eye contact with her body, and admittedly, because she was self-conscious.

But ever since they got together, even if out of prying eyes for the most part, Nagi never needed a reason to compliment her appearance or shower her in affection. Little-by-little, he chipped away at that corrosive idea of herself, and she grew to love hearing him admire her appearance, and she felt happier to attract his gaze. And right now? She didn't want him to stop.

With his eyes wide for a moment, processing her offer, he pulled his face back to see her breasts nearly touching his torso, they weren't big like some of their female friends nor were they small, maybe it was just his personal bias, but they were the perfect size for her. Swallowing a lump in his throat, he brought his right hand back around to tenderly press around her left breast, feeling the soft flesh squeeze in his palm, sending a shock to his heart whilst massaging it.

In turn, Argo let out a squeak, her hands clenched to his shoulders again, closing her eyes to enjoy the sensation her own hands couldn't simulate, only for her cheeks to turn redder when Nagi took her by surprise, applying his lips to her right breast, kissing her erect nipple as his hand groped the other. Now, her whole body's temperature skyrocketed, embarrassment turning to pleasure as her squeaks melted into groans and hums. She never thought Nagi would be this daring, but she had no cheek, nor did she dislike it either, it was quite the turn-on.

He continued massaging her chest with his hands and lips, it was almost embarrassing but a chill of excitement overwrote those uncertainties, listening to Argo's unnatural reactions, the likes she's never let slip before, all of it was worth hearing. Eventually, Nagi took hold of her hips, turning so to lay Argo down on the bed, those same, smouldering golden eyes like flames lingered on his face, panting heavily from all the stimulation, enough for him to feel the insides of her thighs had gotten wet. Out of instinct, Argo shyly covered her entrance with a hand, her left arm over her chest, which only made her sexier in Nagi's mind.

Leaning down to her right side, their eyes met again, and it was clear what he wanted to ask her. "...I-It ain't like I'm accustomed to all this show and telL..." She muttered, squeezing her eyes shut with a nervous smile. "Yes, I-I know that's a bit too l-late to saY,"

Rolling his eyes in agreement, he pinched her chin, capturing her attention again, "It's o-okay, you're... more beautiful than I expected," His whispered voice trickled into her ears, and like some freaky spell, her arms relaxed at that calm and gentle voice.

"And what was yer expectations beforE?" She couldn't help but tease, her body shivering when his left hand grazed across her stomach, almost teasing her skin.

"Already beyond amazing," He answered without hesitation, her coy grin warping into a light laugh.

"Nyehehe, of course you'd say somethin' sappY," She should've expected this as he laughed too, but it was the truth. "But I love that about yoU..."

Both scooted closer to share a tender kiss to dispense with any lingering, negative thoughts. Parting, Nagi inched up, deciding to 'experiment', as Argo would say. For Argo, her head twitched when she felt his teeth brush against the edge of her left ear, nipping teasingly as she gasped lightly from the sensitive touch, her hands groping his own torso while he worked his magic.

Shuffled down now, Nagi left a trail of kisses from her neck to the collarbone and across her chest. His hands held her hips, peppering her stomach and navel, hearing her giggle a bit before drawing a sharp breath from her when he moved his tongue across the inside of her navel. That had her laugh a little with a slight moan, grinning sultry down at his mischievous gaze.

"Knew ya had yer eye on more than just my assetS," Argo snickered teasingly.

"I have a thing for all of you, its only fitting I show appreciation for every important part," Answering honestly, he also had another two notable locations in mind, continuing to pave down her abdomen with his lips.

He came to stop at her legs when Argo parted them at his touch, her back arching slightly when he started to kiss the inside of her thigh, seemingly finding her weak spot.

"TherE..." She groaned softly, her hips bucking slightly when he'd kiss or even gently nip a certain spot on her thighs. Argo felt weightless and warm all over, and smiled knowing this was really happening, that little, girly side to her was practically squealing with joy on the inside.

Listening to her soft groans of pleasure was music to his ears, increasing the amount of carnal kisses he left across the inside of her thighs. Using his left hand, he carefully traced up her right thigh, moving his index and middle fingers across her entrance, he paused, eyeing Argo who's head leaned back into the pillow without a care in the world. She didn't protest, so Nagi continued, rubbing across her wet skin and folds, the fact he was actually doing this to a girl as breath-taking as Argo and was actually arousing her was unlike any experience in his life.

He wanted this night to last longer, to actively shower and show his affection to the girl that had completely entranced him. That last, mental push was all he needed to lean in, face burning scarlet like a furnace, but drawn on instinct all the same, his tongue brushing across her entrance.

In response, the blonde gasped sharply, her breathing laboured as her bangs covered one of her eyes, leaving a single, half-lidded stare to send static through Nagi's whole body. It didn't make sense, how can she possibly keep getting more beautiful? Questions for later, his tongue now inserted, the scent was oddly sweet, it often surprised him how detailed the Cardinal System replicated these senses, but then again, he had never experienced this before.

Argo was a panting mess, to say the least, biting her bottom lip as she writhed with jolts of pleasure, and she wanted to feel it more. Moving her tensed legs to wrap around his head, she gave Nagi a nice cushion between her soft, slender, toned thighs, moving her right hand down her body to press against his head, wanting him to go a little deeper, moaning excitedly when his tongue rubbed up against her inner walls. She could feel it coming, all this teasing and foreplay was starting to catch up to her.

"K-Kaito, almost, k-keep goi-i-ing...!" Argo's voice hitched higher, arching her back when she felt the heat rush through her entire body.

He felt her legs tighten around him, her fingers curled into his hair when he she finally reached her climax, his own body tightening when she did. Argo pushed her head back into the bed, letting out an angelic cry of ecstasy as her hand and legs went limp before him, sweaty and huffing as she rode out her orgasm.

Shuffling closer to her side, Nagi caught his breath too, since she had his head locked in place for a decent amount of time. "A... Argo?" He breathed, seeing her stare up at him with half-lidded eyes, and a dopey smile.

"Man, t-that was... so much better... than doin' it myselF," She fixed him a flirty look. "Especially when its you doin' iT~"

Surprised by that, he... he really was that good? If Nagi was honest, it was all running on instinct, and... stuff he's heard or seen, nothing was certain to be true or work. As if sensing his doubt, Argo propped herself up a little with her elbows, licking her lips. "WhaT? Ya seriously think I've never thought of us spendin' a night like this when I'm out on the joB?"

If his cheeks weren't red before, they grew darker now, entranced by that alluring gaze and smouldering pose. "I, uh, w-well, hearing you say it aloud... I-I'm glad," He smiled sheepishly, scratching the back of his head. "I don't regret any of this, but knowing you're happy, well... makes me happy."

"God, come 'erE," Grabbing him by his shoulders, Argo smashed her lips into his, muffling his breaths. Drawn in by her heated kiss, Nagi was simply going on instinct on what might make Argo feel good, if he had to guess, she was in the same boat, having never done anything remotely this intimate with anyone in her life, but Argo wasn't one to let people so close to her, Nagi being that lucky exception.

Riding in the afterglow, Argo pulled away, their lips only an inch apart, neither made a gesture or sound, but the feeling in their eyes was intense, longing without a word. The best part is, no matter what, this was still SAO, whatever they did, however far they went, they were safe, which was hard not for two hormonal teens not to get excited about.

Sitting upright, Nagi opened up his menu to his equipment screen, and with a single press, the last article of clothing he wore disappeared, leaving them both completely bare to the other. Now, it was his turn for all the blood to run straight to his cheeks. Argo had completely exposed herself to him, yet, even after comforting her, his own anxieties fought against him. Would she be disappointed? What if he wasn't good enough?

Her eyes only glanced over the last, unseen area of his body before she sat up herself, ignoring it all to cup his cheeks, watching his eyes hesitate to meet hers. "Now ya listen, yer perfect to me, don't ever believe I'd think otherwisE," She smiled warmly. "I don't love ya solely for yer body, that's never been what made me feel this way about you, and even now I still love the you that's stood by me; who's kept me anchored after every mistake I've made, who cares and dotes on mE," She closed her eyes for a moment. "I think you know the resT,"

To him, it was an eternity, those rosy cheeks with that sweet grin was enough to completely disperse his insecurities, if only for a moment. Rubbing one of his eyes that grew watery, he brought his palm against her left. "...loud and clear... you mean the world to me, more than I could ever formulate into words, Hosaka,"

With a rare, shy smile, her hands tensed against his cheeks, a strong emotion building in her golden eyes. "Good to know, KaitO..."

Hearing her use his name continued to fill his stomach with butterflies, both her hands leaving his face, coming to lay on the bed under him, slowly parting her legs for him. Leaning over her a little, Nagi brought the tip of his member closer to her entrance, sucking in a deep breath as he wasn't sure how this would feel, everything so far had been like that, so what's to stop them now?

Running it over her folds a little, hearing Argo hold her own breath, trying to anticipate whatever followed, he eventually pushed his hips forward gradually. That heat that surrounded his fingers before now engulfed his member, a prickly sensation stung a bit, drawing a few strained breaths as he fought against it, thankfully, it seemed the Cardinal System's pain inhibitor dulled some of the pain.

As for Argo, it felt like a rush of magma from her core to the rest of her body, her hands gripped the sheets as a fullness she never felt before pushed further inside, it drew a few, quiet yelps at the pain, but she could take it, and she knew Nagi would know that too as his member burrowed deeper inside of her. This feeling was unbelievable, the heat was akin to an oven, warm and tight, and yet wet and soft, creating an exotic sensation that couldn't be described any other way; the stinging starting to give way to a deep, hot pleasure.

"I-I'm finE," She exhaled, her chest rising and falling as each little movement became sensitive. If this was how it felt in-game, she could only speculate how it'd feel IRL. "You ca-can movE..."

Heeding her go-ahead, Nagi drew back slowly, and somehow, that prickly feeling started to feel good when he pushed forward again, exciting a louder moan from Argo's lips, her eyes clenched shut as Nagi gradually found his rhythm, his hips moving at a steady pace, heavy breaths escaping him from how tight her walls were, but in turn, the pleasure travelling up his body was even greater than before.

Euphoria, a single word Argo could begin to describe the feeling rippling through her body, her skin was hot and sweaty, and her heart was smashing against her chest as each thrust sent forth a sensation Nagi's fingers couldn't begin to replicate. She couldn't control her voice, head pressed into the pillow as her mewls grew, tugging at the bed sheets to keep herself steady, she wanted to feel more, to continue chasing this pleasure while she could.

Argo slowly began wrapping her long, toned legs around his waist, trying to pull him deeper. Only a minute in, and Nagi's pace had quickened slightly, causing Argo's whole body to jerk after each thrust, Nagi's scarlet face mesmerized by each jump of her breasts, emphasized by her slender back arching, showing off her curves that had his heart skyrocket, his fingers dug into her hips to keep moving.

As their skin began to stick and slap due to the sweat, one particular thrust pressed their groins together fully, burying Nagi's member as deep as possible, exciting a groan from him and a delightful yelp from his lover. Reaching up, Argo's left hand held around his nape, pulling herself closer as her body rocked in his arms, smiling and panting, she drew her lips to the side of his head, moaning into his ear. "KaitO..." She gasped, feeling both his hands wrap around her back. "Don't s-stoP..."

In response, he gripped her waist, sitting Argo upright in his lap as she sank down onto his member sharply, her perky mounds rubbed against his torso with each smack of his hips. Both his hands relocated to her backside, lifting her into each thrust, both now face-to-face. The new position caused her to moan louder in delight, keeping her grip around his shoulders, her legs now firmly locked around him, wishing they could stay like this forever as her mind drifted further into bliss.

Argo began to kiss and bite his exposed neck, it wasn't fair him putting in all the work, and she'd admit to wanting to hear his reactions too, causing her insides to tighten at the lewd imagery. She earned her results, hearing a sharp moan leaving his lips, his fingers dug firmly into her rear, exciting a few groans amidst the cacophony of noises she made.

Given their sitting position, Argo was elevated slightly, and occasionally, Nagi received a tantalizing view of her jiggling breasts, almost deviously, he leaned away from her pleasurable love bites to suck on her left breast, his tongue teasing her nipple. Instantly, Argo drew out an elongated moan, her head arching back slightly, being assaulted from both her folds and now her chest causing her eyes to roll back a little, her fingers combing through his hair teasingly.

"Kaito... KaitO...~" Completely enthralled by pleasure, Argo couldn't withhold her voice or the noises coming out of her. "Don't ya d-da-re stoP!"

Hearing her call out his name set something off inside of him, his arousal escalating, listening to his lover's mewls mixed with his name was the most amazing sound in the world. Almost feverishly, Nagi began to spread the same carnal kisses across her chest and collarbone as he squeezed the middle of her back, pressing their bodies against one another, hot, wet skin coupled with breathy moans and gasps filling the space between them. But as a result, Nagi felt the pressure building in his groin.

She could feel it too, a foreign pressure which didn't take much brain power to realize was her approaching climax, with so many sensations and stimulations affecting her body. Nagi raised his head, leaning close to her ear, "I'm close... Hosaka." It came out breathless, husky even, and sent a tremor down her body.

Hormones were running high, same for emotions and excitement, that Argo groaned at her name, suddenly, forcing Nagi down onto the bed, hands pressed against his chest, fully displaying her glistening body, cheeks beet-red as she rode him. "M-more, sa-ay my name...!" She pleaded, feeling his hands brush around her thighs to grip her rear tightly.

He certainly wasn't going to argue. "Hosaka, H-Hosaka..." Nagi breathlessly continued to call the name of the woman clogging up his mind, feeling her walls tighten like a vice, pressuring him toward his own limit.

Lost in a sea of pleasure, Argo fell forward to immediately smash her lips into his, her tongue wrestling with his own whilst her body rocked in his hands. Just a little more, she thought, to savour this moment for the rest of her life.

Nagi's breathing grew laboured, as did Argo's as the pair fell into each other's gazes, their bodies trembling while each rapid thrust from Nagi heightened Argo's moans, her voice getting higher and higher, nails dug into his shoulders. Eventually, that pressure reached its boiling point, with how fast he thrust his member into her, one final push had his back arch with a sharp gasp, pulling Argo down to push his length as deep as possible into her, feeling himself completely empty inside of her, giving a few, weaker thrusts.

In the results to this, Argo pulled back, sitting up as her back arches sensually, static writhing through her hot, sensitive body as she let out a loud, lustful moan, her second orgasm was far more intense than the first, and boy, did she love it. Panting shakily, she finally let her muscles relax, falling down beside Nagi who too was riding off his own high.

Her head fell to his shoulder, panting with a warm, pleased smile. "KaitO…" She murmured in a soft, loving tone. "Th-that was... amazinG..."

"Yeah..." He hummed, barely able to catch his breath, having really done this with someone as spectacular as Argo, it was like a pleasant dream.

Meeting Argo's half-lidded gaze when she raised her head, she never spoke, only mouthing three, delicate words, warmth filling her heart. His right hand rose to caress her rosy, whiskered cheek. Leaning into it, her eyes never left his, even if they never said it often, she'd let it be known just how much she truly felt about Nagi, and one day, they'll be able to do the same outside of this game.

Kissing his palm, she leaned in as their eyes closed one more time, savouring a tender kiss, her arms around his neck as his remained on her back, squeezing each other as close as possible in the dark. And yet, Nagi blinked when he watched Argo shift her weight against his side, propping herself, her face remaining flushed, but her eyes seemed to glow in the dark room, her expression almost predatory.

"...say, Kaito, think ya got enough in the tank for anotheR~?" She hummed in a sultry manner that was both surprising and very arousing.

Realistically, that wouldn't be possible, but this was SAO, funny enough, mental fatigue was the only real hindrance a player should worry about. And right now? His mind was firing on all cylinders still. He blamed himself, saying 'no' to Argo was a troubling task, but who'd refuse a girl in this situation?

Smiling a little, he leaned up on his elbows, faces an inch apart. "Of course... I might be a Guildmaster, but you were my boss first, Hosaka."

She made a sound akin to a purr, silky hands running along his sides delicately, feeling one of his own wrapping around her bare back. "Then I'm sure ya know how to treat yer boss to a good time, KaitO~"

She really liked hearing her name and saying his so openly. Her lips tugged into a big smile, showing off her canines which totally wasn't really cute. When she leaned in for a kiss, it was harder, hungrily, her tongue already invading his mouth as her breasts pressed up against his chest, having him fall back onto the bed, Argo rolling atop him again, eager to have another round with her boyfriend for as long as she can...

[End]

[Author's Notes]

A lot better than the last time I wrote smut, maybe, who knows, I don't. This was entirely optional, but I bet people are still gonna give me grief about it, which is hilarious to think two characters banging is enough to warrant their wrath. I have no plans for any further Mature hijinks, just a little something to fill that gap between two arcs. So... I hope you enjoyed? I appreciate the support regardless; see ya next time.