Karui rubbed at her clit slowly, a certainly dark haired ex missing-nin appearing in her mind's eye.
--
He was glad to be home.
There was no grand welcome, and he wasn't expecting one. Sasuke simply slid into the city, keeping to the shadows and the alleys of the village as he made his way towards Kakashi's office.
Sasuke funnelled chakra to his feet, simply walking up the side of the tall building that housed much of the village's administrative offices. At the top was the Hokage's office itself - which was placed and styled in such a way that a significant portion of the population could see it from the streets or their bedroom windows.
He knocked on the window. "Come in," Kakashi's voice drifted through a moment later.
Sasuke wrenched the window open, shutting it once more once he was inside. Kakashi was swamped - as usual - stacks upon stacks of papers covering his desk. Shizune sat at his side in her own chair, helping the silver haired Kage get through the enormous workload.
"Sasuke." Kakashi greeted him. "How did your mission go?"
His answer was to toss a scroll at his former teacher, who easily caught it.
"It wasn't that hard," Sasuke said, nonchalant. "The Raikage clearly doesn't like me-" 'Considering he sent two of his top kunoichi to keep an eye on me, I'd say that's an understatement.' "- but the negotiations went smoothly, and Kumogakure is already stockpiling building materials."
Kakashi's eyes scanned the scroll. "I must say, I'm very impressed, Sasuke. No incidents or anything of the sort?"
"Nothing of note." Sasuke replied, shifting on his feet slightly. "Do you need me for anything else?"
"Not right now." Kakashi said. "You may rest for a few days; I'll send word if I need you." Sasuke turned to leave, but Kakashi stopped him with a small cough. "Also, Sasuke..." Kakashi continued, as the dark haired shinobi swiveled back to face the Hokage. "Naruko's been getting a little… bored since you left - Sakura's been on a mission since about just after you left, and most of her other friends are busy as well. I'm sure she'd be glad to see you, and I'd be glad to have her off of my back."
Seriously. Everyday the blonde would come into his office, pestering him. 'When is Sakura-chan coming back?' 'When is teme coming back?'. Now, Kakashi loved and respected the daughter of his sensei with all of his heart, but she did have the unfortunate effect of gradually wearing down his patience.
Sasuke smirked. "The dobe's going a little stir crazy, isn't she?" he said.
Kakashi chuckled lightly. "Like you wouldn't believe."
--
It had been morning when he'd returned to the village. Now, it was afternoon.
Sasuke panted heavily, lying spread eagled on the ground. His limbs burned, his eyes throbbed, and yet he felt good. He turned his head, mismatched eyes taking in Naruko's prone form - her disheveled blonde hair, the rapidly healing bruises and cuts dotting her tanned skin.
"I'm beat." he said.
Naruko whined. "What...?" she said, lying on her stomach. She picked her head up off of the grass, directing her piercing gaze to him. "It hasn't even been that long!"
Sasuke shook his head. "It's been a couple of hours, idiot." he said. "Unfortunately, I don't have a bijuu inside of me... or a limitless supply of chakra." Sasuke mumbled. "And like I said - I'm beat."
"Argh... you're no fun." Naruko pouted.
The last of the Uchiha sighed. He slowly sat up, repressing a groan as his stiff muscles protested at the meager action.
"Ichiraku's?" he said.
As if a switch had been flipped, her pout turned to a full blown grin. "Only if you're buying!" she said, jumping to her feet in one smooth motion.
Sasuke climbed to his feet as well. "... fine." he said after a minute. "I wasn't going to spend that money on anything regardless."
Naruko beamed. "Come on - come on! Let's go, I'm starved!" Without even turning back she sprinted off, swiftly racing down the path that lead directly to the village.
Sasuke shook his head, following after the blonde with a small smile on his face.
Half an hour and a dozen bowls of ramen later, and Sasuke was already regretting letting her sweet talk him into paying. She downed the rest of the ramen - her tenth bowl, he was on his second - and set it down on the counter, sighing in satisfaction.
"Another, jii-chan!" she said, pushing the bowl away from her. A few moments later, another piping hot bowl of ramen was set in front of her, and she dug into it with as much gusto as the last ten.
'I should probably talk with Kakashi about having that break he offered me reduced.' Sasuke mused internally. 'At this rate, I might not be able to make this month's rent.'
He was of noble blood - and technically, the sole heir to his family's fortune, but all of that money had been seized after his defection from the village. Another price of his quest for power, although a relatively insignificant one, considering he hadn't planned on living a very lavish lifestyle regardless of his inheritance or not.
The cawing of a bird interrupted his thoughts. Sasuke glanced back, watching as a hawk flew in through the flaps of the tent and landed on the counter. A scroll was clutched tightly in it's beak, with the seal of the... Senju clan on it?
"What the hell does baa-chan want with you?" Naruko inquired, looking over his shoulder.
"I... don't know." Sasuke replied truthfully. He gently grabbed the parchment from the hawk's beak, unfurling it. His mismatched eyes swiftly read the contents, the messenger hawk flying back to wherever it came from.
'To, Uchiha Sasuke
There is a matter that I'd like to discuss with you. Please, if you are not busy, consider this an invitation to my home. Make sure Naruko doesn't come with you- I don't think I can deal with that girl right now. (Naruko mumbled something that sounded like 'old hag'.)
Sincerely, the former Godaime Hokage, Tsunade.'
"Hmm. Should I go?" Sasuke asked Naruko, rolling the scroll back up.
Naruko pursed her lips together. "I mean... baa-chan doesn't exactly dislike you," she said, "but she doesn't like you either, ya know what I mean?" A pause. "It has to be something important though, for her to ask you to meet her alone."
"That's a fair point." Sasuke admitted. "Alright... I suppose I'll go, if only to sate my curiosity." He scratched his cheek absentmindedly, before standing up. It was already growing dark - he didn't exactly have any time to waste. "See you." he said to Naruko, slapping some bills onto the counter. He ducked out of the restaurant, swiftly striding away.
--
This was her house, if Sasuke wasn't mistaken. Perhaps she should have included her damn address in the letter, as he'd been forced to ask numerous civilians and shinobi where exactly the blonde Sannin lived.
She lived in a rather upper class neighborhood it turned out, situated on the northside of town. Although significant portions of Konoha had become impoverished - a side effect of the population boom after the war - this place hadn't dwindled in the least, obnoxiously rich people walking up and down the streets. He received a few odd looks, but nothing he hadn't gotten a million times before.
Sasuke paused in front of her door, before reaching out, his fist tapping on the wood softly. A beat, and then the door swings open.
The ex-Hokage herself stood before him. She wore a green tank top that showed off enough cleavage to fill a swimming pool, a pair of black slacks hugging her long legs tightly. Her hair was done up in the usual two ponytails she sported.
Brown eyes settle on him. "Took you long enough," Tsunade murmured, stepping to the side. "Come in."
"Next time," Sasuke told her, "give me an address."
Tsunade rolled her eyes. "One of the strongest shinobi in the world, and it takes you well over an hour to locate where one of the most important people in the village lives." she said.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed. "Did you have a reason for inviting me?" he said. "Or am I here to simply be insulted."
"Straight to the point, I see." Tsunade replied. "Come, sit down. Do you want a drink?" she asked him, stepping into her kitchen.
He was never one to turn down free alcohol. "Sure." he said, sliding into the chair she had gestured at earlier. Her living room was very spacious, with a large bookshelf packed with scrolls and manuals taking up nearly an entire wall, another wall covered with an enormous television set.
'Looks like she's a lot more comfortable with these new things then I am.' Sasuke notes dryly.
Tsunade soon returned, a bottle of sake and two small glasses clutched in her hand. Settling down onto the opposite side of the couch from him, she poured him and her a glass, twisting the top back onto the bottle of sake before placing it down on the table.
He took a swig. It was strong stuff - clearly high quality.
"I suppose I'll cut away the bullshit and get straight to what I asked you here for." Tsunade said, taking a sip of her own glass. "What the hell did you do to Sakura?" she asked.
Sasuke blinked. "What do you mean?" he replied.
Tsunade pursed her lips together. "I mean-" she began, "what exactly have you done to her?" A pause. "For the past few weeks she's been happy, happier than ever. Then, she met up with you, and the next day was all of a sudden demanding a mission out of the village A.S.A.P. She was supposed to return two days ago - and yet, there's been no sign of her." Tsunade frowned. brown eyes locking with his mismatched ones. "So I'll ask again - what, did, you, do?"
Sasuke frowned as well. He'd been under the impression that he'd given Sakura a rather... pleasurable goodbye gift. If what Tsunade said was true, why was Sakura all of a sudden demanding a mission out of the village, when she hadn't been on a mission since the end of the war - having been busy with hospital duties and the like. Was she running away from something? Or... perhaps, trying to get her mind off of something?
He choose his words carefully. "I... didn't do anything bad to her." he said.
"Oh?" Tsunade asked.
If one had looked closed, they could have seen a tint of pink quickly appear on the Uchiha's cheeks, before quickly disappearing. He cleared his throat. Clearly the Senju wasn't going to let up without a sufficient answer, and so he decided to go for the truth.
"Sakura and I have been... intimate with each other for the past two months." he explained. "Before I left, I met up with her to... say 'goodbye'."
Tsunade took another sip of her drink. "I see." she said. "And so Sakura ran why...?"
He had a theory. Sasuke coughed lightly. "Maybe she was trying to get her mind off of... me." he said awkwardly. "Instead of twiddling her thumbs and waiting for me to come home, maybe she went on a mission to keep herself occupied."
Tsunade chuckled. "You may be good looking," she said. "but I think it'd take a lot more than you for Sakura to go AWOL like that."
Sasuke frowned. "What's that supposed to mean?" he said.
Tsunade smirked at him. "I thought I made it pretty obvious what I meant, Uchiha." she said. "You could be the sexist man alive, but I doubt you're that good in the sack if it took you so long to find a girl." Another sip. "Especially with all of those fangirls hanging off of you. Sakura's been in love with you forever - I bet it's pretty easy to please her, bedroom skills aside."
That was a dig to his pride that he would not tolerate. "I've fucked Sakura unconscious, multiple times." Sasuke retorted.
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Is that so?" she said, clearly disbelieving.
Sasuke growled lightly, his fist tightening at his side. "All it takes for her to cum is me entering her." he said.
She chuckled at that, picking up the sake bottle once more and refilling her bottle.
The Uchiha scowled. "Do I have to prove it to you?" he said.
Tsunade gave him a smug smile. "I'll make you a deal," she said. "You fuck me unconscious like you 'did' to Sakura, and I'll let you fuck me whenever you want."
It was a win/win situation. Either she got a good fuck, or she got to take the Uchiha down a peg.
Sasuke smirked. "Deal." he said.
--
Tsunade led him to her bedroom, purposely putting a sway to her hips.
He stood there for a moment. "Well?" she said. 'What are you waiting for? If we're going to fuck, you better take those clothes off."
Sasuke grumbled something under his breath. He pulled his shirt off, then his pants, leaving him in just his boxers. A pause, and then he dragged those down as well, kicking them behind him.
Now, Tsunade had seen a lot of cocks. She wasn't a whore or anything like that - but as a medical professional, she'd seen her fair share of nudity. Small cocks, average cocks, big cocks, but nothing had ever quite compared to the monster hanging between Uchiha Sasuke's legs.
"My oh my... you're pretty big." she admitted, sinking to her knees. Tsunade reached forward, one of her hands slowly giving him a few pumps. Her hand hardly reached halfway around his stiff pole - damn, maybe he hadn't been lying after all. A little girl like Sakura? She would probably break in half from a mere taste of something like this.
Sakura had certainly toughened up beneath her tutelage, but only a true woman would be able to tame the beast in her hand.
Sasuke moaned lightly as she increased her tempo. Tsunade licked her lips, leaning forward and taking the head into her mouth. With her expert tongue, she wrapped it around his crown, slurping up the precum that had accumulated there.
'Not bad,' Tsunade thought.
She slowly took him deeper, stopping at about the three inch mark. Using a hand to jerk his base, another slipped down below, to softly fondle his balls. Sasuke groaned, throwing his head back and closing his eyes.
She was good, Sasuke had to reluctantly admit. Better than Sakura, Mabui and Samui combined. Experience and skill certainly had to play a factor, but then again, the experience of having a former Hokage sucking your cock only added to his pleasure.
He opened his eyes once more, his half-lidded gaze drifting down once more.
Tsunade was pleasantly surprised that he hadn't came yet. The tri-combo was sort of a speciality of hers - tongue, balls and base had her deceased lover, Dan, coming within a minute. Yet, Sasuke showed no signs of blowing his load quite yet.
'Time to up the ante.'
She backed off of his cock for a brief moment, if only to recuperate. Then, she renewed her assault, taking him into her mouth again. Except this time, she didn't stop at three inches. She kept going... and going... his cock sliding into the tightness of her throat and beyond. She didn't stop until her nose had hit his pelvis, every inch of his twelve inch cock buried into her mouth.
It felt soo good. But... he couldn't blow his load, not yet. If he did, he'd feel as if she'd already won, and that was not acceptable. And so, with great effort, Sasuke staved off his orgasm.
After at least thirty seconds, Tsunade pulled back, his cock popping out of her mouth with a 'plop', the stiff shaft slick with her saliva.
"Sit down on the bed," she told him. He complied, if only to see what the blonde had up her sleeve this time.
Reaching down to the hem of her tanktop, she slowly pulled it over her head. Her mammoth breasts were hardly contained by a lacy black bra, and once that was off and her rosy nipples were revealed to the world, Sasuke couldn't help but stare.
Tsunade smirked, scooting forward until she was between his legs once more. Taking one of her breasts in each hand, she wrapped them around his shaft, only the tip poking out from the top of her cleavage.
"Go ahead," she encouraged him, her smirk only widening. "Go wild."
Sasuke let out an animalistic growl. Gripping the sides of her breasts, he pulled out, thrusting his cock in and out of the narrow space between her massive tits. This was every man's dream right here, to have the biggest tits in the world wrapped around their member, and right now he was living it.
He wasn't going to last long at this rate. "I'm going to cum." he got out through the haze of pleasure. "Where do you want it?"
Tsunade thought for a moment. He hadn't proved himself enough quite yet for her to swallow his see down, and her tits were already there so...
"Cum on my tits." was all she said.
Sasuke happily complied.
Once he couldn't hold back anymore, he pulled back from the titjob of the century, jerking his cock off furiously. The first shot went higher than he'd imagined - catching the sannin dead in the face - but the rest her their... to be fair, rather easy target, completely painting her mammoth tits in a glaze of his cum. Once he was done, he couldn't even see her nipples anymore through the thick coating.
Tsunade couldn't help but smile smugly as she saw his still hardened cock. He'd cum a lot more than she was expecting - as far as she was concerned, anyone would could cum enough to coat her tits had earned a shot at her pussy. But first... the cum. She wasn't interested in staining her sheets with his essence if she couldn't help it, and it did taste pretty good.
She stuck her tongue out, pushing her breasts up so she could lap up a good helping of cum. Then another. And another. After several minutes of cleaning, her tits were sparkling clean once more, except for the occasional area or two that she had missed.
Tsunade crept onto the bed. Running a hand down her body, another reaching down to probe her gash. She was nice and wet - sucking that massive cock had been undeniably hot, and now she was more than ready for him.
Sasuke didn't waste anytime. He positioned himself between her thighs, sliding into her pussy all of the way with a single hard thrust.
She couldn't help it - she gasped. "Kami..." she murmured, feeling him throb deep inside of her. 'That's... that's big." It'd been a long time since she'd had a nice hard cock in her tight snatch, and the feeling was certainly one she had missed.
He gave her another hard thrust. Then another. He eventually set up a tempo of his own, slamming in and out of the blonde's tight, juicy cunt without restraint.
At least thirty seconds into the main course of the night, and Tsunade shuddered with her first orgasm, her pussy tightening around is member. 'Okay,' she thought, 'he's better than I tho-' Her musing was cut off as he hit her G spot. She let out a moan, and a smirk slowly spread across the Uchiha's features.
He angled himself, eventually finding the right way to hit her G-spot every single time he thrusted in. Maybe she shouldn't have made this bet - there was a reason they called her the 'Legendary Sucker' after all, and it wasn't because of her amazing blowjob skills.
Sasuke brought her to O after O, his ruthlessness having proven to be her downfall.
He wasn't holding back. He was putting a hundred percent of his effort in pleasuring her, and she knew she couldn't hang on much longer. When he gripped her legs, wrenching them past her head in a position that allowed him to hit even deeper than before, she lost it. She let out a long guttural moan, climaxing in what had been her biggest orgasm yet.
Sasuke grit his teeth, sheathing himself inside of her as deep as he could possibly go. He came, his cock making sure to pack her tight pussy up with as much cum as humanly possible.
The second his seed hit her womb, her eyes rolled back in her head, and - to her eternal shame - she blacked out.
Sasuke pulled out of her slowly, watching as a stream of his cum leaked from her tight cunt.
Some may have considered it cheating to add chakra to his thrusts to give them that extra little 'oomph', but she'd challenged him, and he'd promised not to hold back.
"Oh well," he said outloud. "Looks like I won," he said to no one in particular, considering the blonde in front of his was practically comatose.
That would teach her to mess with the Uchiha - a small vengeance for his clan, perhaps, having the last of the Uchiha force the last of the Senju into an orgasm-induced coma.