Chapter 6-Say cheese
By: MysticFantasy
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"Personally, I think Pepper would be an awesome Avenger." Clint said.
"Well it ain't gonna happen." Tony declared. "Only one of us wears the iron pants around here."
"Well, Pepper certainly proved that she can wear them." Natasha said.
"Hey, get that out of your head. You're the only kick a** lady on this team."
"Thor, do you have any funny stories you'd like to share?" Clint asked.
"Certainly. There is a time that friend Banner tried to show me how to get my portrait done in a booth." the thunder god answered.
"Oh boy." Bruce lightly chuckled
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"This is your market place?" Thor asked curiously as he looked around at all the shops.
"Not exactly but it is a place that we can buy the things we need." Bruce answered as he looked at the mall map trying to find a good clothing store. He was sure that pant companies loved him and the Other Guy.
Thor smiled as he looked around and followed Bruce. He had been feeling contained in the tower and when he heard that his friend was going out to purchase clothing he asked to tag along.
Bruce was more than happy to let Thor come with him. Steve was the only other one that would go with him but the last time that the soldier had been out in public he had nearly been mobbed by a group of women who claimed they were going to make him their babies daddy.
Plus Thor could use a little more knowledge about Earth culture.
Luckily it was still pretty early and there was little to no crowd present. It would certainly be a little odd seeing a demi-god walking around in his 'regular' clothing.
Thor just seemed happy looking at all of the new things around him.
He followed Bruce into a clothing store and began looking at all the clothing options while Bruce looked at elastic pants. He recalled wearing things similar to what he was looking at when he met Jane.
By the time Bruce found him, Thor had already look at everything in the store claiming that such things were too small and delicate to be worn by someone of his world.
As the two left the store, Thor spotted a booth that had different pictures of people on the sides.
"Friend Banner, what is that object?"
Bruce looked over and spotted what Thor was talking about.
"That's a photo booth." he answered. "You sit inside it and it takes a picture of you."
"That is all you must do?" the blond asked before grabbing Bruce's arm. "Then we must try it."
"I don't know, Thor." Bruce said. "That thing may not be able to fit both of us."
"It does not seem that small." Thor said before lightly shoving Bruce inside and then following. "Or...perhaps I was mistaken."
Bruce remained silent as he tried to adjust himself to be able to breath better. It wasn't until he was shoved in a photo booth with Thor that he realized how big his teammate was.
"I am sorry. I guess I misjudged the booths size." Thor said.
"Don't worry about it." Bruce replied as he slipped a dollar into the slot. "Just smile."
Thor smiled greatly as four flashes went off.
"Ok. Let's get out of here." Bruce said. He tried to move his arm and frowned when he suddenly realized that he couldn't move it.
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"So, how'd you get out?" Steve asked.
"Thor punched the side open." Bruce answered as the demi-god laughed loudly. "Security came rushing in on us but realized who we were and dropped the charges. Even gave us our pictures."
"Hey, at least you didn't Hulk out." Clint said. "Could you imagine how hilarious it would be if it had been Steve shoved in there with Thor?!"
"I say we go to the mall tomorrow!" Tony declared.