Chapter 7-Like a lady
By: MysticFantasy
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Promt provided by Lover's rebirth.
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"What about you two?" Tony asked pointing to the spy and archer. "You got anything juicy you want to tell us."
"Nothing." Clint declared a little too quickly.
"Oh, yes there is." Natasha said with an evil smirk on her face that Clint felt would be the start of something horrible for him.
"What is it? What is it?" Tony demanded.
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"Nope. Not gonna do it." Clint declared. "You can't pay me enough to do it."
"Agent Barton, I understand why you refuse to do it but face it, you're the only one of us who can pull it off." Fury said.
"Why not get Natasha to do it?! She actually is a woman!" Clint declared as he pointed to his partner who was doing her best to hide a grin behind her hand.
"I don't think she'll pass for a drag queen." Phil answered as he placed a shopping bag full of designer cloths and a second bag holding different shoes on the table.
"I am not going to do it!" Clint declared as he crossed his arms..
"Agent Barton, not doing this will result in you being taken off missions and other SHIELD related projects for five months." Fury stated.
"You can't be serious?!" Clint exclaimed.
"I am very serious." the director replied.
Clint sighed heavily as he dropped his arms to his side.
"Fine. But I'm not waxing."
"Yes you are." Natasha said as she stood and grabbed the clothes and shoes. "Come on. I'll show you how to be pretty."
"I'm not waxing!" The archer declared as he was dragged out of the room.
"Should I get the camera ready, sir?" Phil asked.
"Yes." Fury answered. "Just make sure that no one else gets any copies."
An hour later, Natasha appeared with a satisfied smirk on her face. She turned back toward the open door.
"Get in here!"
"Forget you!" came the angry reply.
Natasha went back through the doors. Fury and Phil soon heard a struggling soundthat was soon followed by the sound of a gun clicking.
"I am gonig to get all of you for this!" Clint declared as he appeard.
Phil tried so hard not to laugh at the sight of the archer and Fury maintained a perfect poker face.
Clint was now sporting a lavender colored satin dress. An obvious blow up bra gave him an ample chest any woman would be proud to have. Light tan colored stalkings covered his freshly shaven legs and matching purple heels covered his feet.
His grouchy expression held a perfect amount of make-up that gave him a flawless complexion and a blond wig gave him shoulder length hair.
"Not a word!" the archer gritted through his teeth.
"Then here's two. Looking good." Natasha said with a smirk.
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"Please tell me there are pictures!" Tony begged.
"As far as I know, Phil is the only one who has a picture." Natasha said.
"I am so going to hack SHIELD files again. I will find that picture!"
"You do and I will sabatoge your suits so bad that they won't even turn on or hold a charge." Clint warned.