Chapter 42-Karaoke night
By: MysticFantasy
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prompt provided by xXMidnightBloom
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"I think a feline would be enjoyable to have." Thor said.
"No way." Clint said. "Just think of it Tony. An animal running around the tower, leaving it's waste around until it's trained, getting claw marks into your furniture, leaving fur everywhere..."
Tony had a serious look of thought on his face as Clint listed those things.
"No pets except fish." he said.
"Let's get back to the funny stories." Natasha said. "Like when Stark dragged us out to that karaoke bar."
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Disguises firmly in place, the six Avengers walked into an almost empty karaoke bar. The waitstaff, cooks and only a few customers were present.
"Why are we doing this again?" Bruce asked as he scratched at the fake beard he was forced to where.
"To have some fun." Tony answered. "We don't go out that much because we're too famous and good looking. Doing something like this would be the last thing anyone would suspect of us."
"Last thing I could think of us doing." Clint muttered as he followed the billionare toward a table near the small stage.
"What do people do here?" Thor asked looking at the stage. He looked almost completely different. His usually messy hair was combed back and tied neatly into a small ponytail and his face was clean shaven. It made him look younger than he normally did.
"We can eat and drink a little and then we can sing songs on the stage. I'm sure the Man with the Plan has plenty up his sleeve." Tony said with a smirk and got a light glare from the super soldier.
The now dark haired captain didn't like the thought of going back onto a stage. Although this one would be for pure amusement and fun. Something he could do on his own will instead of under contract.
A few moments later, their food and drinks were before them. The six right away began drinking, knowing that alcohol would help them get the courage to get on the stage and sing.
Tony and Clint were already knocking a few back so the others knew that they would be the first two to start singing.
"Cap, tell us. The way those USO dance girls dressed, was that considered under dressed?" Clint asked as his speech started to slur a bit.
"Somewhat." Steve answered. He was actually a little grateful that he wasn't able to get drunk. It allowed him to make sure that his friends were properly looked after and it allowed him to remember the embarrassing moments that they wouldn't be able to remember later.
An hour passed before Clint finally took the stage with a silly grin on his face.
"Hey everyone. I'm 'bout to amazing yous." he said into the microphone.
Luckily, the night seemed to be a slow one. Very few people were present as Clint selected his son.
"Just a small down girl, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere."
Steve chuckled as Clint continued singing a song he recognized was sang by the band Journey. He laughed even more when a staggering Tony joined him.
"Don't stop...believing! Hold onto that feeling."
"Not me!" Tony whined as Clint tried to hug him.
The archer still tried to hug the older man which led to them nearly falling off the stage. Luckily, Steve and Thor caught them and prevented them from hurting themselves.
"I was singing." Clint declared.
"Let someone else have a turn." Steve said as he helped his friend sit down.
"Won't be as good as me." the now brunette man declared.
"Let me try." Natasha volunteered as she took the stage. She wasn't as drunk as the two men but she was just there enough to not care how she sang.
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never life without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong."
Steve lightly tapped his hand against the table as Natasha continued to sing. The song was very catchy until Thor started asking if the song was about someone who traveled between realms when the part about outer space was mentioned.
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"We're famous in that place." Tony declared as he and Clint high fived.
"Not as famous as Natasha." Bruce pointed out. "That bar is still asking for her to go sing."
"I think it's time us three went onto American Idol." Tony stated.