Chapter 47-Tasers
By: MysticFantasy
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"Nothing wrong with wanting to look beautiful, Brucie." Tony said. "You should see the methods I have to use a few times. Although I don't really need it."
"I figured you'd go to get your treatments a few times a week." Natasha remarked and got a chuckle from Steve and Clint.
"Jealous I get to go to spa's." the inventor declared.
"Oh, very." Natasha said sarcastically.
"Back to the funny stories." Clint delcared. "Let's all remember that story of Thor getting tasered and what happened to us after hearing it."
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"Don't forget. I took you down with one shot." Darcy declared proudly.
"Yes. You continue to remind me." Thor said. "But don't you forget that I did not have my powers at the time."
"Still took you down." Darcy said as she moved to the benches of the gym.
"I think it's hilarious." Tony said sitting next to Thor on the benches. "The mighty god of thunder, taken down by a simple taser."
"It was a very powerful weapon." Thor declared.
"A taser? Is not." Tony replied.
"Why don't we zap you and then talk?" Clint suggested from the chokehold he was in and trying to escape.
"Think that's a good idea?" Steve asked as he loosened his grip on his friends neck.
"He won't shut up unless we do so." Clint replied as he tried to pry the iron strength from his neck but failing.
"You do it, I'll do it." Tony declared.
"I've done it before." Clint declared then was released.
"Sounds crazy to me." Steve said. "Why would you willing want to be tased just to see how badly it feels? It looks painful."
"You probably won't feel anything." Clint said as he rolled his shoulders and neck. "Too much muscle."
"I would too feel it." Steve declared.
"Let's put that to the test then." Darcy declared as she grabbed her taser from her bag. A little too eagerly it seemed. "Line up boys."
Right away, the four men began to give excuses or protest against this.
"Come on." Darcy exclaimed. "I thought you guy were the mightiest heroes on the planet. You're just a bunch of babies!"
"Hey, watch the name calling." Clint declared.
"Prove me wrong." Darcy challeneged.
Steve was about to warn the archer when Clint shouted.
"Zap me!"
Darcy grinned and carried out the task.
Steve, Tony and Thor flinched when the taser hit and Clint twitched on his feet before falling to the side.
Darcy ended the shock and allowed her weapon to recharge for another round.
"Who's next?" she asked almost excitedly.
"Not me." The three declared as Clint rolled onto his side.
"Alright. I'm picking at random." Darcy declared and raised the taser.
Thor and Tony right away sprinted off, leaving Steve a little surprised at their actions and even more surprised when he felt the jolt of electricity shooting through his body.
He dropped to his knees but managed to keep himself upright.
"You're tough." Darcy commented before giving chase to Thor and Tony. She right away found the latter trying to run down the hall.
"I have a heart condit..." Tony's shout was cut off when he felt the shock and fell to the side.
"I've seen you go through worse than a little shock." Darcy declared as she reloaded. "Just one left."
"Jarvis, assistance please." Tony demanded in a weak tone as Darcy ran off to find her last target.
A large and eager grin was on her face the entire time she searched. She had taken Thor down once before and she was sure that she could do it again.
She checked his floor and the other floors. When she saw that he wasn't there, she figured that could only be one other place for him to be.
Sure enough, she found him in the kitchen. Once he saw her, he right away began trying to talk Darcy out of her intentions.
"Lady Darcy, I know that you are eager to see if you can beat me once more with your taser." Thor said as he tried to make his way toward the doors.
"You bet I'm eager." Darcy declared happily as she raised her taser. "Not everyone can say that they took down the mighty Thor. I'm a legend of my own now."
"And I'm sure that you would like it to be very well known that you beat me but I cannot allow this."
"Why not?"
A sudden tap on her shoulder caused Darcy to gasp in surprise, whirl around and fire. It wasn't until that person was on the floor that her eyes went wide and she knew that she was dead.
For the person she had just shocked, was Natasha.
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"Well, Darcy did get to be a legend on way or the other. She took down Thor and Natasha." Clint declared with a smirk.