Chapter 4: Miserable Fun (1/4)
"Hey, Baby Boy." Joshua felt someone touching his leg. Opening his mismatched eyes, he noticed that it was just his uncle.
"Hmmm..." He sat up and stretched himself. "How long was I asleep?"
"Five hours." His uncle responded.
"I didn't get much sleep yesterday." Because he was busy appreciating his birthday gift. "Are we there?" Since the plane wasn't on the air anymore.
"Yes." His uncle confirmed. "Come on, we gotta keep moving."
Joshua heard him loud and clear, so he proceeded to move in order to get out of the plane. Once he stepped out of the plane, he realized that they were both inside of some kind of forest. "Please tell me there is a car around here, because I genuinely don't wanna walk through a forest dressed like this." Because business casual attire isn't exactly suited for this kind of area .
"You think I do." Since he was wearing an expensive suit. Before he pointed to the left, where Joshua could see a car from the distance.
"So what is the plan again?" He asked as he picked up his backpack and moved towards the car with his hands inside of his pockets.
"Investigate his home and the hospital where he transformed to try to find some leads." His uncle repeated himself. "Despite the fact that it turned into a grotesque monster, aspects of it's personality still remain." Plus the fact that the transformation usually reflects the individual's personality as well.
After a few steps, Joshua saw that the car was a 1977 Pontiac Ventura in the color black. Weird choice if you ask me, but it gets around. It was his opinion. He then proceeded to enter the vehicle and sit on the passenger's seat.
His uncle wasted no time and entered the driver's seat.
As he turned the car on, Joshua opened his backpack and pulled out a cigar case, grabbing a cigar from and cutting it before putting his mouth.
His uncle did the same thing, pulling out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and putting one in his mouth.
Joshua then picked up his lighter from his backpack. A 24K Gold Zippo Lighter and proceeded to lighten both his cigar and his uncle's cigarette. Funnily enough, Joshua just began smoking due to imitating his uncle, though he developed his preference for cigars on his own. Thankfully, the chances of him developing Cancer from it are non-existent.
As his uncle began driving. Joshua could only quietly smoke and look at his surroundings, seeing nothing but a dense forest. Oh fuck... He realized something. That thing better not be hiding in the forest. Because it would take extra time for them to find it if that is indeed the case.
"You know, it's a little odd that they need us to locate that thing." Joshua decided to point out. "Because a Skeleton monster walking around a small town should be painfully obvious." The fact that they needed to locate it to begin with didn't actually make much sense.
"Unless the one responsible for it is covering it's tracks." Michael clearly had the same suspicion as his nephew.
"If he is, what exactly is it?" That wasn't really a question. "Unless he or she plans on using it for something." He presented his theory.
"Or he or she just wanted to test something." The "something" was obviously the possibility of placing the Unnameable's Gift on someone.
"If that's the case, we should capture the culprit alive for interrogation." Because they need to know how they did it and if there are more people involved.
"For now, our only suspects are the man's wife and the hospital staff." Since they were the only ones that probably had contact with the victim in any way before the transformation.
Joshua placed the cigar on his mouth and began to formulate a plan. We should question the wife first and see if there was anything off about him before he got admitted into that hospital. Then acquire the address of the hospital staff in order to see who actually had contact with him before the transformation. Finding that Lanky Skeleton should be their priority, but they unfortunately don't have a clue of where it went and until they can investigate properly, they will have to focus on the other task for now.
Suddenly, his cellphone vibrated. Pulling out the phone he realized that it was a text from Angela.
Angela: (A picture of the Cigar burn that he made on her.)
Good, it healed nicely.
Joshua: I had to go on a trip with my uncle, will be back soon.
Joshua: When I get back, I'll introduce you to my girlfriend. She's basically your mistress now.
Angela: Alright.
Joshua placed his cellphone in his pocket and now had difficulty in going back to the planning. Because images of Lydia spanking Angela began to surface on his mind.
Ironically, his cigar burned completely on the exact moment that they arrived at the town. The entrance was incredibly dull in appearance, with nothing other than a sign that had graffiti on. The name of the town was completely covered and instead there were the words.
If you ever feel like dying of boredom.
You came to the right place.
With the image of a hanged man underneath it.
I really hope this isn't some kind of fucked up foreshadowing. Joshua thought humorously before tossing the burned cigar on the road.
"So, do we have a cover story or something?" Joshua asked.
"We're just an uncle and nephew going on a trip to visit your grandparents but our car broke around here and we're just waiting for repair." That was a painfully simplistic cover story for their presence there, but it will do for now.
"Hah." But Joshua thought the whole "visiting grandparents" was funny. "Mommy would literally murder you if you ever tried to bring me near those two." In truth, his grandparents were alive and well but Joshua never met them and as far as he knows neither of them know Joshua even exists. I have no idea why, but Mommy and uncle Michael clearly have an awful relationship with them.
"And she would have every right to do it." Uncle Michael replied sarcastically.
It only took a while for them to actually see some of the town's establishments. Passing by the main street, Joshua searched around and couldn't see a single person in the street.
"Do you think this is because of what happened at the hospital?" Joshua wondered.
"Probably..." His uncle didn't seem so sure. "Keep your eyes open."
There was something off and his uncle noticed too. That feeling kept getting worse and worse as they continued to drive by and saw absolutely no sign of any of the city's inhabitants.
"Are you sure the city hasn't been evacuated or something?" Joshua asked since it would make sense due to the monster in the area.
"No, there hasn't been an evacuation, otherwise I would have been informed of it." Michael answered while looking around.
"Where is that hospital again?" Joshua asked since they should go there and speak with the Organization's Agents.
His uncle didn't respond with words, instead, he simply drove quicker on the empty street. As he did, Joshua continued to search for any signal or sign of life. But found nothing. Okay... Not a good sign, at all. He continued to search until his uncle turned around the street corner. But as soon as they turned, they were forced to abruptly stop the car.
"What the fuck!?"
"What the bloody hell happened here?!"
Once they entered a different street , they saw something incredibly disturbing. The entire street ahead of them was completely filled with dead bodies all over it, with blood soaking the ground, curbs and walls surrounding it. From the beginning of the street all the way to the hospital in question which was located at the end of the street.
Joshua immediately pulled out his Colt Python and put his backpack on his back.
Michael did the exact same thing and pulled his S&W Model 29
Both uncle and nephew looked at one another with worried expressions before they simultaneously opened the car doors and stepped out. The whole street was blocked by the bodies, so using the car was impossible. Carefully, they exited the car with their revolvers ready.
"What the hell happened here?" Joshua asked calmly and in a low voice. It should be obvious that it was that Lanky Skeleton but, there's no way that he managed to catch all of them, especially before any of them managed to leave the street. That was the confusing part, since it was clearly a trail of bodies that seemingly began at the hospital and ended precisely at the end of the street.
"The bodies are still warm." His uncle pointed out as he touched the bodies of a woman and a teenage girl.
"Too warm." Joshua also inspected some of the dead bodies and they were all warm. "This... Might have happened an hour or so ago." That was his theory since some of the bodies were still bleeding.
"How?" It wasn't really a question, so Michael began to move forward.
"Yeah... how?" The bleakness of the situation was quite suffocating.
The two of them slowly walked down the street, passing by the corpses one by one, with Joshua moving his head around to look at all of them. There are dead bodies of men, women and children of all possible ages around. Some of the bodies were considerably intact, others were quite damaged and some were completely hacked into pieces. "What the fuck is this?" Joshua asked himself in confusion after he accidentally stepped into one of the corpses.
"What is it?" Michael asked him.
"Some of these bodies were clearly mauled by a monster." He pointed at a corpse at the curb that was practically sliced in half. "But..." Then he highlighted the body of a middle-aged man that was perfectly intact.
"You're right, what is this?" Michael clearly understood his confusion as he began to look around.
The two of them looked around and saw that the pattern of how damaged each body was was completely random. Which made no sense since he doubts that a mindless monster handpicked it's targets, much less that it was careful enough to not hurt the ones that were near it.
While still confused, Joshua kneeled down in order to check one of the intact bodies. Slowly taking off his clothes in order to inspect the damage. However , he only became more confused than ever after doing so. "Oh, you gotta be kidding me." He complained out loud.
"What?" His uncle approached him to see what it was.
"Nothing." He stripped the middle-aged man up in order to try to uncover the cause of death. "Literally nothing, there's nothing on him." He didn't find any type of damage on him, his body was completely intact.
"Maybe he died of a heart attack or a stroke?" His uncle suggested that seeing a bunch of people dying in front of you could have this kind of effect.
"I doubt it." Joshua stood up and began searching for another intact body. Until he saw the body of a young man wearing gym clothes. Slowly he walked past the bodies in order to get to the guy that was clearly a gym rat. "Nothing, and I doubt that this one was a stroke or a heart attack." No signs of physical injury just like the other one.
"We're gonna need to perform an autopsy to find the cause of death." Michael pointed out as he kneeled down on the other side of the body to inspect it. Just by taking one good look he was able to confirm what Joshua said, no sign of physical damage on the body, so the cause of death must have been internal or something.
"Well, we are near a hospita-" Joshua moved his head to look back in order to see the hospital, only to see something else. "There's someone watching us." He warned him, causing his uncle to move his head up and see it too.
Right behind him at the end of the street, it was the hospital where that footage of the Lanky Skeleton was likely taken. But what called the attention wasn't the place, but a strange looking figure that was standing at the rooftop.
Due to distance, neither of them could see it properly, but they knew that it was a person due to the fact that it actually moved away from the edge as soon as they looked at them. Both of them looked at each other and stood up from the ground.
"Whoever that was, he or she can probably tell us about what happened here." Joshua pointed out the obvious as he held his Colt Python up.
"Come on and keep your eyes open." Michael moved past him with his S&W Model 29 at hand.
They carefully passed by all the dead bodies and slowly made their way to the hospital. They had no idea that the monster was still in the area, which was why they were being as careful as possible. Whatever the hell was going on in that place, it was definitely more complicated than they originally thought. Which meant that they would have to be much more careful. Joshua was clearly not liking where that was heading. Since he was half-expecting that to be a simple monster hunt.
Whoever that was, I'm pretty sure that it wasn't a civilian. Otherwise they would be screaming for help or something. It might have been a member of the Organization, but he had a feeling that wasn't the case either.
Eventually, they both reached the entrance of the hospital. The entrance was wide open, so they had no trouble getting inside, but upon their entrance, they noticed something strange.
"Empty." That was the first thing that Joshua said.
"And clean." Michael added.
There wasn't a single dead body inside of the hospital and the place was unspeakably clean. Something that was supposed to be impossible considering the obvious carnage that occurred outside.
The Lobby was perfectly organized and it seemed to be operating normally, except for the fact that there was nobody there. Making the presence of the dead bodies outside even more confusing.
Moving his head up, Joshua realized that the lights were on, meaning that there was energy. "Elevator or stairs?" He asked his uncle, since they needed to get to the rooftop.
His uncle responded by taking aim at one of the trashcans there and shooting a .44 Magnum round at it.
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"Elevator." The sound clearly echoed throughout the hospital, so if the Lanky Skeleton was in there, it would have heard it and come after them.
"Whoever was watching us probably heard it." Joshua pointed out the obvious.
"So?" But whoever that was, he or she already knows that they are in there.
They both proceeded to make their way to the nearest elevator to get to the rooftop as quickly as possible. It only took them a few steps since the elevator was located at the first corridor at the left of the reception.
Joshua took a look at the corridor, but didn't see anything of importance. So he pressed the elevator button. It opened right away and the two stepped inside, with his uncle pressing the button on the last floor.
As it closed and it began to move up, Joshua began twirling his Colt Python as he waited.
"I think I like boys too." Joshua ended up saying that after they reached the second floor.
"Really?" His uncle seemed a little surprised but just that.
"Well... A boy specifically, I still prefer girls." It was true, after thinking about it, he was almost certain that the attraction that he felt for Jun was exclusive. "It's hard to explain."
"Don't waste your time feeling ashamed of what you like, just indulge it as much as you possibly can." That was his uncle's advice. "Especially if you consider the line of work that you are doomed to take someday."
"Yeah..." Joshua looked down sadly, because he was not looking forward to becoming an official member of the Organization. "You think Mommy will mind?"
"Oh please, like Sam would care about that." Michael was quick to point out how foolish it was of him to actually think that. "Vlad on the other hand..." Then Michael was quick to remind him of his father.
"Like I give a fuck of what that fat fuck thinks." He genuinely could honestly not care less about his father's opinion of him.
Eventually, they passed three more floors and were about to reach the last one.
"What is the plan?" Joshua asked as he continued to twirl his revolver .
"It depends on who we find on the roof." Michael responded. "If the individual is dangerous, try not to kill him or her." Because they might need to question the person.
"Got it." Joshua stopped twirling his revolver and held it properly on his right hand. When it came to revolvers, Joshua preferred to utilize a one-handed grip, he simply had a much easier time using revolvers one-handed for some reason.
Both uncle and nephew could only get ready as they reached the final floor.
"Remember, always-" His uncle was about to advise him but stopped in the middle.
Because the moment the elevator opened, they came face to face the Lanky Skeleton. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Who let out a loud scream.
"FUCK!" Joshua cursed in response and immediately shot its skull.
However, the impact of the .357 Magnum did little damage despite the fact that it was right between it's eyes. The creature immediately pulled it's arm back and tried to pierce Joshua's chest with the massive spike that it had for an arm.
Thankfully, Joshua was able to duck and evade the giant spike, with it stabbing the wall behind them instead.
"Move!" Michael yelled as Joshua rolled under the Lanky Skeleton's arm while it was still stuck on the wall and getting out of the elevator. With Michael following behind him by crouching under the creature's humerus bone.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!" Besides the loud scream, the creature also let out strange sounding hisses that resembled the sound of a tarantula. "RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The Lanky Skeleton quickly pulled it's arm off the wall and turned towards the two of them.
Joshua and Michael could only move down the corridor while firing their revolvers. But the bullets didn't seem to be having any effect other than some minor impact. After around ten shots, they were out of ammo and had no time to reload.
"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Thankfully for them, the creature was clearly too big for that corridor, so it was all cramped and having difficulty to move. Meaning that they had the speed advantage. Unfortunately, it's arm was narrow and long enough to reach them. So it attempted to stab them with it.
"Woah!" It went all the way at them at a very surprising speed, giving them only a split second to evade by moving to the sides and leaning against the walls. With Joshua going to the right and Michael going to the left. The tip of the arm went all the way to the end of the corridor and pierced through the wall with relatively ease. "Shit, we have to-" Joshua tried to speak but his uncle signalled him to the left, where a door that led to one of the hospital rooms was located.
As the Lanky Skeleton pulled it's arm from the wall, Michael pushed the door open and entered while Joshua rolled under the arm as it pulled back and entered the hospital room.
"HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" With the creature letting out another hiss as both left the corridor.
" Goddammit, we can't fight that thing like this!" Joshua pointed out as he reached for a speed loader that he had inside a speed loader carried on his shoulder holster.
"We need to get out of her and equip ourselves better." That was his uncle's response. Both of them were stupid by going there with only revolvers but they had no reason to believe that they would actually encounter the Lanky Skeleton under those circumstances.
Strange vibrations could be felt by the two of them and it was obvious that the thing was trying to move through the corridor but with apparent difficulty.
"It didn't get here by itself, something or someone placed that thing here." Unless that thing has the ability to control it's size, there is absolutely no way that it got there by itself.
"Yes." His uncle agreed with his theory as he searched the room while simultaneously reloading his revolver. "The Organization agents were guarding the hospital a few hours ago and they said that the creature was nowhere to be seen." And there was no way that something that big could have hidden itself, which only adds to the theory of someone or something putting it there.
"The one we saw on the roof." Joshua was quick to point that out as he put his revolver back on the holster.
"Maybe." His uncle had the same suspicion. Then he managed to find the window of that room. "Come on." He smashed the window using the butt of his S&W Model 29.
"Where are we going?" Joshua asked as his uncle placed the revolver inside of his coat and carefully passed through the broken window and into the ledge.
"The stairs are on the other side of the corridor." His uncle pointed out as Joshua followed him through the window.
"Do we get to the roof or we get out?" Joshua asked him since whoever that person was, they could still be in there.
"Out." His uncle was quick to answer that. "We need to equip ourselves better if we want to take down that thing."
"Agreed." They will need much more powerful weapons if they hoped to take that Lanky Skeleton down.
"HHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSS!" It let out that disturbing spider-like hiss that resembled one from a tarantula. It was accompanied by the sound of scratching on the walls, which probably came from the countless bones that comprised the creature's body.
Okay... As he and his uncle navigated through the ledge in order to get to a different window. Joshua was trying to understand the situation. There is the possibility that the Lanky Skeleton was in the hospital all along, and simply grew in size and got stuck. That would have been the most obvious explanation. But that doesn't actually explain the bodies outside nor that figure that we saw on the roof. Both managed to reach the window of the different room, but continued anyway because the door would probably lead them to the Lanky Skeleton. There is also the fact that the Organization agents guaranteed that the hospital was safe... Joshua then remembered that he didn't saw any of them down there with the other corpses. Speaking of those guys, where the hell are they? Or, where the hell were their corpses to be more precise.
"Here." His uncle managed to get one of the windows open without having to break it, which led to an empty patient room.
Joshua followed behind him quietly.
"RRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!" And they heard the Lanky Skeleton screaming some more. But they noted that the scream was a little further away.
His uncle signaled him to wait as he slowly approached the door. Opening a small gap in order to check the corridor, before signalling him to follow him as he opened the door completely and moved out.
Joshua did the same and quickly left the room, moving his head to the left, he saw the Lanky Skeleton still looking in the other direction. Which allowed the two of them to make their way to the stairs.
However, as soon as his uncle opened the door that led to the stairwell, something odd happened. As soon as they passed through the door and attempted to descend the stairs. "What?" Out of completely nowhere, fire appeared out of thin air and completely began to engulf the stairwell. It wasn't a common fire either, it was a strange looking blue fire that seemed more like lava covering the stairs.
The looked at one another in deep confusion before moving back. "HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Only for Joshua to come face to face with the Lanky Skeleton once again, who somehow managed to reach the door in the split second that he wasn't looking at it. With the boy with heterochromia staring at the monster's face, which was practically a human skull. "RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Shut up." As the Lanky Skeleton tried to scream once again, Michael pulled out his S&W Model 29 from his jacket and pressed on it's temple, before pulling the trigger.
It had the desired effect, because the power of the .44 Magnum at close range was enough to actually blast the upper right part of it's head. "RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!" And judging by its screen , it did some damage.
Unfortunately, as the skull was now missing the right upper side of it's face, it pulled back and once again attempted to stab him with it's arm. With Joshua side stepping to the left to evade it. And the arm got stuck on the wall again.
"Up!" His uncle yelled, since the stairs that lead to the roof were right behind him.
Joshua obeyed him and immediately climbed the stairs, with his uncle passing under the arm and following behind him.
"It's aggressive but dumb." Joshua pointed out it's weakness calmly.
"And the bones are durable but not indestructible." His uncle pointed out another one since the .44 Magnum bullet did quite the damage at close range.
"If we can get ourselves some shotguns and keep them in a tight space, we might be able to take them down with very little trouble." Joshua already had a simple solution. If the Lanky Skeleton continues to be trapped in that corridor, they might be able to eliminate it before the end of the day.
"We need to get out of here first." His uncle pointed out the obvious as the two reached the door of the hospital's rooftop.
But as soon as they passed through the door, they found something strange. "What?"
There were several dead bodies on the floor.
"Are those-" Joshua was about to ask as his uncle approached them to check.
"The Organization Agents." His uncle answered the question.
It was obvious that it was them. They were all wearing state-of-the-art body armor in the color black, it vaguely resembled the body armor that Joshua tested for Michaelangelo , though in a more traditionally tactical look. It was a strange hybrid between military ballistic armor and police riot armor, coupled with a gasmask. They were all armed with Heckler & Koch XM8 assault rifles, FN Five-seven pistols, hand grenades and Glock knives.
"Maybe they were all facing the Lanky Skeleton on the roof?" Joshua approached them to check. "No..." But the moment he took a good look at them, he realized that wasn't the case.
"No damage whatsoever to their bodies." Michael revealed as he inspected them. "Not even a bloody scratch." He then picked up one of the XM8 from the ground.
"Just like the bodies on the street." Joshua also picked up one of the assault rifles, then moved towards the edge of the roof and took a good look at the street once again. Only for him to widen his different colored eyes when he saw the bodies from up there. "Uncle Michael!"
"What?!" His startled uncle immediately rushed towards him.
"Look..." He pointed toward the bottom where the dead bodies and their car were located. "Fucking hell..." With his uncle cursing as soon as he saw it.
From up there, they could all see that the placement of the bodies actually formed a strange looking image, clearly a symbol that Joshua had never seen before.
It was clearly some kind of symbol , but Joshua couldn't describe it properly. "Have you seen that before?"
"No..." His uncle was staring intensely at it. "But I have an idea of what that might be, but I have to confirm it first."
"Well..." Joshua took out his backpack and reached inside of it, pulling out a nikon z8 camera in order to take a photo of it. "Whatever it is, someone must have had qui-" After Joshua snapped the photo and took a good look at it, he realized something. "Hey!" Then he zoomed in and realized that there was someone standing besides their car. "Look!"
Michael immediately moved to look at the camera.
Standing right besides their car was a strange looking individual that appeared to be a man, completely with it's body completely covered in a strange looking red robe with a black belt wrapped around the waist. There was only one part of his body that was visible which happened to be his face, that it was covered by a mask. A very twisted looking iron mask that was shaped like something that Joshua coudn't quite describe it.
"What is h-" Before Michael could ask, out of complete nowhere, the man extended his left hand forward and opened it, then he raised his hand at the height of his head. And out of complete nowhere, the whole street was engulfed in blue flames just like the stairs, with the bodies being burned to a crisp by the strange looking fire.
"You smell that?" Joshua asked as he watched the blue flame burn the bodies.
"It's sulfur." His uncle was quick to identify the smell.
"That's sulfuric fire." Blue fire or sulfur fire is an electric-blue fire that burns when sulfur combusts, producing a neon-blue flame.
"How is that possible?" His uncle was just as confused as he was because sulfur burns when it comes into contact with hot air at temperatures above 360 °C which produces the energetic flames.
Despite the confusion, Joshua snapped a photo of the symbol once again, before snapping a photo of the strange man that was standing near their car. Before he was forced to watch as the man entered the car and began to drive away. "Motherfucker!"
"There was nothing of value thare, we can get another car." Michael was quick to point out that detail as Joshua puts the camera back on his backpack. "For now, we nee-"
Unfortunately for the two of them, they didn't have time to come up with a new plan."RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !" Because the Lanky Skeleton pratically smashed the ground of the rooftop, destroying the pathway that lead to the stairs and emerging from the ground. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Fuck my miserable life." Joshua complained as he saw the Lanky Skeleton standing tall as soon as it was on it's feet. It's twisted body resembled a spider and human hybrid, being approximately the same size as a elephant.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The monster than charged at the two of them
Joshua and Michael couldn't do anything other than raise their XM8s and fire at the Lanky Skeleton.
Q AND A:
I noticed you have your characters make goofy expressions a lot think a better thing to do instead of having them make a goofy expression is just have the character smile normally people tend to just smile naturally more than making a goofy expression after all. So instead of writing and with a goofy expression on their face write with a smile on their face.
Making a goofy face, mean that they are making a silly facial expression.
You know I'm surprised neither Joshua or more likely Lydia didn't spank Erika when she said she had to go home to make breakfast for her daddy as last chapter think it has been established Joshua is her daddy now haha her dad is now just her dad haha
Also nice the duo have been locked in as the first girlfriends
Well his mom will have something fun to watch when she watches the video taken in Joshua's room
You know with the brothers now I kinda hope Six is just a insufferable do Gooder like he won't take any action unless it's 100% morally correct if something is even slightly underhanded he won't do it as could see Joshua clashing with someone with that kind of personality could have a case where Six is constantly trying to tell Joshua to be a more moral person and this just annoys the hell out of him hence why he hates him the most of the brothers
Also nice of Joshua's mom to give him a love of breast milk haha also why do I feel it's likely that his mom some how modified herself so she can produce milk whenever she wants
Regardless of who the FBI agents are looking forward to when Joshua realises they don't have any more chances than the regular cops did still could be nice if they are two sexy female agents haha
So for some fun before Joshua goes a kills Mr Lanky Skelly man hope he gets a text from Jun and with it is a picture of a cat girl coatume he's just bought showing he's got a bit of a horny to him to
This leading to Joshua being like right I'm wrapping this shit up in a hurry and sending texts to Lydia, Erika, Angela and Jun to get to his house at a specific time ie the time he will get back home after obliterating the Lanky Skeleton like it's nothing so he can fly home and get the four of them into his bed so his desire for that leads him to destroying the lanky skeleton before it even knows what hit it
Lydia would be the one to do that if that ever happens.
There was no point in calling them "just friends" anymore.
Actually, she was watching everything live.
Pretty much. Six is basically that stupid good kind of guy that is always doing what's right/nice even when it's a terrible idea. And it isn't just a the whole morality thing, it's practically everything:
His Fighting Style: (Joshua is a "doing whatever it takes to win" kind of guy when it comes to fighting .) Which Six deems as dishonorably and cowardly, as he never relies on dirty tactics to fight. Made it worse, considering that he's better than Joshua in hand-to-hand combat, which pisses off Joshua beyond belief because he practically rubs on Joshua's face that he doesn't have to cheat to win because he's that good. [Before you ask, it's mostly because Six trains with a Rock Lee's level of intensity while Joshua never actually trains seriously because he can easily outmatch anyone he fights with little to no difficulty.]
His Weapons: (Joshua makes extensive use of all kinds of weapons from firearms, melee weapons, explosives, etc.) Six favors unarmed combat and views that a real fighter doesn't need weapons to fight.
His Diet: (Joshua's diet is practically composed of Animal products.) Six is a vegan and he's constantly annoying the hell out of Joshua and giving him shit for eating animal products.
His Lifestyle: (Joshua enjoys a life of confort, luxury and hedonism.) Six is a straight edge that lives a monastic lifestyle, deprived of any kind of pleasures in order to achieve enlightenment.
And the list goes on, so I don't have to explain why Joshua hates this guy so much. But if I have to be totally honest, the most difficult fights he would ever have against his "brothers", would be against Two (Because he's going to turn into a gigantic Cthulhu-like monster.) and Three (Because he's practically a human Terminator that will later turn into a Nemesis-like monster.). The only one that he cannot beat no matter what is One. (Because he's going to turn into a Giygas-like entity.)
Joshua would probably still be drinking her breastmilk if he hasn't been separated from her.
Their investigation will be more effective. Sadly, no... I will be a male and a female agent. (Though, the female one is quite the MILF.)
Sadly no, Joshua will handle the "Catboy cosplay" situation with kids gloves.
Unfortunately, that will actually backfire. Because the Organization will sadly begin to take note of him due to how effectively he dealt with the situation. (And forcing him to go on even more missions.)
Questions and Answers from a different Review:
For the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss stuff
One thank you for the preview haha loved it
Okay so new suggestions after what you've said firstly of course have Lu have gone missing but for different reasons instead of him having had his pride shattered and an ex going full Yandere how about it be a case of Lu beat the shit out of Michael when he picked a fight with Lu because Lu was discovered fucking Abel's brains out
Remember one of my initial suggestions was Lu is the top of the power scale in the verse get might not realise it and just think he's up there among the top ranks but the reality is he is head and shoulders above the next most powerful individual due to a mix of the innate power he was born with he was just born freakishly powerful and all the countless souls he's got in his collection adding to his power point is Lu isn't losing any fights
So here's the full alteration that I suggest Lu was fucking Abel they got found out leading to the break up and Lu had to beat up Michael to get out of Heaven so things got a bit hot with the Angels being up in arms over the fact that one Lu was able to get in and out of heaven for who knows how long without them knowing two he was fucking one of the original human souls and three he beat up Michael
Lu then decides he has to lay low for a while for things to calm down with Heaven so he dropped messages to his friends and family saying hey sorry you aren't going to see me or hear from me for a while but I'm going to lay low and stay out of the spotlight for a while till heaven calms down
He then entrusts the likes of Rosie with running his enterprises while he's laying low and then as far as heaven and hell are considered disappeared
Point being Lu didn't lose a fight and didn't have his pride shattered and he's not hiding out of fear of anyone or anything more just concern that if he remained openly active with the mood heaven is in a war would break out hence laying low till things up there calm down and while in reality hell would win a outright war thanks to Lu he's aware that while he is very powerful he doesn't realise he's so powerful he could take on all the elder angels and win
Plus think about it if Lucifer thought for a moment that Heaven had done something to his son then he would have gone to war
So yeah also no false claims by Abel that Lu raped him Abel can still be crazy for Lu but not that level of toxic and more importantly Lu keeps his self confidence and he's not hiding away in fear because again he should definitely have beaten Michael in a fight and Emily and Sera turned up still just instead of ensuring Lu survived it was them asking Lu not to hurt Michael more and asking him to go into hiding for a bit
Because yeah not crazy about the idea of he lost a fight and is hiding away due to fear
I personally think a lot of fun could still be had with him retaining his pride and confidence yet still having to or rather trying to hide away for a short while due to simply how bad Lu would be at keeping a low profile like he told his loved ones you won't hear from me or have any idea where I'm going to be for a while only for them to not long after turn on the news and see some guy called Lu partying with Verosika and they say low profile my ass haha
Another situation could be Stolas meeting Blitz boss and immediately being able to tell its Lu haha
But yeah I just think it be more fun for Lu to still have his boundless confidence and attempting to have a low profile and failing spectacularly at the low profile part and Charlie and Lucifer know exactly where he is as do a few of his other friends and having a laugh over him not doing well at the hiding part but the important thing is the Angels who are pissed at him don't actually know where he is
So with the events of the preview instead of Lucifer and Charlie realising who it is instead it's them watching the event and just saying to themselves knew he couldn't do low profile for long and Asmodeus to would laugh knowing his best buddy couldn't do low profile but maybe throw in him saying he owes Beelzebub a round of drinks due to her guessing how long it would take before Lu revealed himself again and plus this way his friends and family don't have to deal with the stress of wondering what happened to him and Lu loves his family that he wouldn't want to cause them this stress
So yeah please reconsider Lu having lost the fight and having lost his self confidence after all part of the initial suggestion was Lu being top of the power scale and him being someone with a healthy amount of pride and confidence in himself and someone like that trying and failing to keep a low profile yet still succeeding in hiding from the people he's waiting to calm down before he emerges back into the public view just sounds fun to me
Moving on love Lu design only tweak I'd make his him not having the rosey checks that his dad and sister do just to hammer in the fact he mostly takes after Lilith in appearance all the more and instead of being Lucifer Morningstar Junior while I could see Lucifer wanting to name his son that I think Lilith would have put her foot down and said no to that
I would keep Lucifer as a middle name for him shortened to Lulu but not his first actual name I'd suggest his first name be one of the other names for Lucifer that being Moloch so his full name would be Moloch Lucifer "Lulu" Morningstar with Lulu being his nickname but yeah he should definitely have his own name not just sharing his dads name and having to be called junior all the time and being called both Moloch and Lulu
I also don't think Lucifer would play favourites when it comes to Lu and Charlie he'd love them both the same amount
Thrilled to know Lu would be a total momma's boy for Lilith
So Lu will be Omnisexual neat just hope when it comes to the individuals who have dicks that are in the harem the only ones are Sallie May and Angel Dust and he's the one that fucks them they don't fuck him haha and while he is capable of fucking anyone I hope he doesn't fuck Blitz, Mox, Stolas, Fizz and Asmodeus again could the only canon characters with dicks he fucks be Angel Dust and Sallie
Lu having his pride shattered by the defeat is obligatory for this story to work. Basically Lu never lost a fight and his first loss was so humiliating that it caused him to completely lose his self-confidence.
Don't get me wrong, Lu is very powerful, but he's still below his father when it comes to pure power and Michael and Lucifer are evenly matched in that regard. Michael just happened to be one of the very few people that can actually beat Lu.
Oh, I actually liked that one better. But like I said, him losing to Michael needs to happen, but everything else just sounds better.
Unfortunately he didn't warn anyone, he just asked Alastor to help him build a fake identity to hide until things blow over.
He did left a message to her though.
In terms of power, he is below his father and that's something that he becomes very aware of afterwards. Before that, he had an aura of invincibility that he lost and now he's completely insecure whether he can actually take on Michael.
Which is why Lu decided to hide all of his tracks and make sure that the whole thing stays a secret.
Yeah, actually, after thinking about it a bit. Michael should be the crazy yandere that despised the fact that Abel prefered Lu over him and that was the reason why he attacked him.
Not exactly fear, more like, afraid of the possibility of a war due to Michael being a butthurt incel.
That's actually where most of the comedy comes from, with Lu, despite being in disguise, still has a Rockstar/Star Athlete/ Movie Star attitude towards everything and is just incapable of not being the life of the party wherever he is.
Not really, for the exact same reason why Charlie and Lucifer couldn't tell that it was him.
You see, the only reason why Charlie and Lucifer weren't able to tell that it was him, is because Lu is never seen without his fine looking outfits, nor his iconic red hat. But the thing that really sold the disguise was the hair, because Lu is the kind of guy that would brush his long hair a thousand of times before even bothering to do anything else, so seeing him with messy hair was an immediate indication that it wasn't him.
Which was why everyone that knew him was surprise to know that it was him.
Unfortunately, like I said, him losing to Michael is obligatory for the story to actually work properly. The whole exile is basically a journey for him to recover his confidence and bounce back the defeat and then actually kick Michael's ass on the rematch in order to save Abel from the obsessive asshole's claws.
The rosie cheeks were mostly to increase his resemblance to Charlie, but okay.
It was originally going to be Evanthos Morningstar, but I changed to Lucifer Jr., because of the Lu Lu nickname that would come from the theme park.
Agreed
100%
Don't worry about that, he won't even think about them for very specific reasons. Angel and Sally, you can count on it.