Chapter 67-I dare you
By: MysticFantasy
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"I love parties." Tony mused.
"We all noticed that." Natasha said. "You somehow fell asleep in your armor and Clint ended up spooning you."
"You promised to never mention that again!"
"Yeah, just like I promised to never again mention the daring contest the two of you had."
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"Ok, I dare you to eat this entire bar of baking chocolate." Tony said.
"Piece of cake." Clint replied as he took the unwrapped chocolate and started eatting it in big bites. His face showed how bitter it tasted but he continued eatting until it was gone.
"Wow. You have guts. I'll give you that." Tony said.
"Your turn. I dare you to go the entire day without using Jarvis. Unless it's for a seriously important reason."
"You monster. Jarvis, you heard the man. Unless it's for a serious reason, don't listen to me for the rest of the day."
"Yes, sir." the AI replied.
"OK. I dare you to...go spy on Thor and take a picture of what he's doing at the moment." Tony said.
"OK. That's a good one. Be back." Clint said with a grin and made his way to the closest air vent. He easily climbed in and used his mental map to make his way to Thor's room. He quickly found the vent that overlooked the thunder god's room and he almost laughed out loud at what he saw.
Thor was sitting on his bed, lightly growling in frustration as he tried to comb out tangles from his wet messy hair.
Pulling out his phone, the master archer took a quick picture and hurried away. It didn't take long for him to return to Tony's floor and show him the picture.
The inventor didn't even attempt to hold back his laughter.
"Ok, you're next." Clint said. "I dare you to go one on one with Steve in boxing."
"You're trying to kill me." Tony exclaimed. The two rode the elevator down to the large gym where they quickly spotted Steve doing bench presses with very large weights.
Just seeing how much weight the soldier was pressing without any help made Tony feel weak in the knees.
"Hey Capsicle, got a favor I need to ask of you." Tony called.
Not even fifteen minutes later, Clint followed Tony out of the gym while laughing his head off.
"I'm glad you liked it." Tony said as he held an ice pack to his head.
"I did enjoy it." Clint admitted.
"You probably won't enjoy this then." Tony declared. "I dare you to go graffite Thor's hammer and let him catch you in the act."
Clint laughter ceased and his happy attitude right away faded. He made his way back to Thor's floor alone and proceeded to make his way into the suite.
He found Mjolnir lying in the middle of the floor of the living room. Not being able to pick it up, he just knelt next to it and began to use a black sharpie marker to draw and write all kinds of things on it.
When he was nearly done, he purposly let out a fake sneeze which easily grabbed Thor's attention and brought him out into the living room to stare in horror at what his friend had done to his hammer.
A few moments later, Tony smirked when he saw Clint limping toward him.
"I take it he didn't like the new paint job?"
"Nope." Clint answered as he slowly sat down. "He all but cried when he saw I drew all over it."
"Hope he can get permenant marker off it. I don't think his enemies would take him seriously if they saw a painted hammer in his hand." Tony said.
"I wouldn't take him seriously." Clint said. "Ok. You're next. I dare you to go find Natasha, give her a hug and say you love her."
Tony actually shivered.
"You really are trying to kill me." he exclaimed.
"You can back out and be a chicken for the rest of your life." Clint said with a sly grin.
"Never!" Tony exclaimed.
He quickly found himself on Natasha's floor and was knocking on her suite door. He gulped when he heard the doorknob twist and the door opened.
He put on a large grin and right away embraced her.
"I love you, Natty."
Clint looked up from his spot on the couch and laughed loudly when he saw Tony walk in with a black eye and puffy lower lip.
"At least I can be someone who can claim to have hugged the Black Widow and lived." Tony said.
"True." Clint agreed.
"Ok. I dare you to...build a real nest in your room and sleep in it tonight."
"Where the heck am I suppose to get the stuff to do that?!"
"Master Barton, you would be able to make a nest using basic items from the linen closet." Jarvis said.
"Thanks buddy." Clint said.
Tony followed the limping archer to his the linen closet, helped him gather items and took them to the archers room where he then watched Clint build a makeshift nest on his bed. He used bendable pipes and dozens of sheets in the process but when he was done it looked like a perfect nest.
"Wow. It looks perfect." Tony said. "Looks comfy. Let me know how you sleep tonight."
"I should make you do the same, using your armor. But instead, I'll do something else. I dare you to stay out of your lab for the rest of the day!"
"Gah! Fine. It's gonna hurt but I'll do it. Now, I dare you to do the dare you made me do to Natasha but with Capsicle but instead of saying you love him, say he's hot."
Clint groaned and they went back to the gym. Steve was now doing pull ups but dropped to the ground when Clint came to stand next to him.
Tony watched from the doors as Clint carried out his dare. He bit his lip to keep from laughing when he saw the archer hug the soldier and got thrown into the pool.
"These dares are killing us." Clint exclaimed as he used a towel to dry himself off in the locker room.
"But they're hilarious and making the day more interesting." Tony stated. "It's amazing what the two of us will do when we're bored."
"So true." Clint agreed.
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"If you two are going to have daring contests, then you should make sure that you don't endanger your lives in the process." Natasha said.
"But when where's the fun in it?" Clint asked.