Chapter 81- Avengers Scare Cam
By: MsyticFantasy
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A/N: Hey everyone, sorry I haven't posted anything in a while. Hope this makes up for it.
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"Let's move onto funnier memories." Tony said.
"Such as?" Natasha asked.
"The time we made an Avengers scare cam video." Clint declared with a large grin.
"Still the highest scare cam series on the net." Tony added as they high fived.
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A camera turned on and was instantly focused on a certain archer and billionare inventor.
"So, Tony Stark here with Hawkeye." Tony started. "We were approached during a charity event by some kid blogger and we were actually asked why we don't film videos of ourselves and post ont he net."
"Thing is," Clint continued. "A lot of stuff we do during the day isn't allowed to be repeated to the public. But the kid did mention something that we would be interested in."
"Scare cam." the two said in unison.
"So, we are going to start scaring the daylight out of our other team members." Tony said.
"Minus Banner of course." Clint quickly stated. "For obvious reasons."
"We are also hoping that we do not get killed by the beautiful but deadly, Black Widow." Tony said. "So, let us go find our first victim."
The camera turned and began to bob as the two pranksters moved down the hall quietly and came to the common floor kitchen.
Where they easily spotted Steve standing at the bar cutting fruit.
"I got this." Clint's whispered voice said.
The camera captured Clint quietly sneaking around the living room and around the furniture. He came into the kitchen and right behind Steve.
He took in a deep breath and shouted,
"STEVE! LOOK OUT!"
The soldier whirled around at the sudden shouting, nearly landing a punch on the archer but missed because Clint had stayed crouching.
"What the hell!" Steve exclaimed as Clint and Tony burst out laughing. "What are you two up to now?!"
"Scare cam!" the two shouted and quickly ran from the kitchen as Steve promised revenge.
"That was awesome." Tony voice cackled as they rushed down the hall.
"I thought for sure that he might have heard me." Clint added as they ducked into the elevator.
"Who should we go for next?"
"Let's find Thor. He'll be good for a laugh."
The two rode up the elevator and came to Thor's floor where they easily heard the tv from the living room.
Being very quiet, Tony handed Clint the camera as they made their way to the living room. Looking around the corner, Tony and Clint spotted Thor sitting on the couch watching something one of the many movies they had suggested him to watch.
Luckily for them, the couch was to where they were right behind Thor.
Tony got on his hands and knees and began crawling toward the back of the couch. He raised his hands and began punching the back of the couch quickly.
Thor jumped up at the sudden action and his hammer flew into his hand.
"What in the name of Asgard is going on?!" he exclaimed then looked behind the couch to see Tony holding his aching side from laughing so much. "Stark!"
"Run!" Clint shouted.
The two pranksters wasted no time and made their way back to the elevator as promises for vengance were made by the witness of Asgard.
"I am really surprised we didn't get electrocuted." Clint said when they were safely inside the elevator.
"Tell me about it." Tony agreed. "Ok, Widow next."
"You sure you want to do that?" Clint asked.
"Yes, it's only fair."
"Well, now that you say it like that." Clint agreed.
They came to Natasha's floor and made sure to be as quiet as they possible could. They knew that Natasha was possibly the only one who could catch them before they could scare her.
They heard the sound of soft music coming from her bedroom and cautiously made their way over to the door.
The sound of Russian ballet music became clear but they couldn't hear Natasha herself which made them nervous.
They crept right to her door and gasped when it flew open and then ducked in fear when they heard the sound of gun fire.
The dropped camera caught Clint and Tony frantically checking themselves for any wounds and then look up at Natasha with shock.
"Scare cam, b***hes." she said before slamming the door.
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"I'm just glad that I wasn't involved in that." Bruce said.
"We should have known that Red would be the only one to get us like that." Tony said.
"Yea but at least we got Steve and Thor and everyone knows they're jumpers." Clint said with a smirk.
"Just wait, we'll get you back" Steve vowed. "Remember, Thor has a team of Asgardian warriors and I had a team of Commando's."
"Somehow, I believe you." Tony said.