It's All Pure Science! (High School DxD x Heinz Doofenshmirtz SI)
By: TurboMecha
What would happen if a man is reborn in High School DxD as… Heinz Doofenshimirtz! The world is not ready for this man's inventions that could be magical in nature when it totally isn't! (SI and AU elements)
Status: ongoing
Published: 2023-08-20
Updated: 2024-06-17
Words: 18673
Chapters: 5
Original source: https/forum./threads/23435
Exported with the assistance of
It's All Pure Science! (High School DxD x Heinz Doofenshmirtz SI)
Introduction
CH 1
CH 2
CH 3
CH 4
CH 5
CH 1
Viser woke up bound in a large ribbon.
A ribbon that was strong enough to bind her monstrous body to the point she couldn't even move. It looked like the person who kidnapped her was smart enough to put some kind of armor on her voluptuous figure as well. It was so thick that she couldn't even melt the material with the acid from her nipples.
She tried several times, but in the end, her efforts proved fruitless.
"Good morning, Miss Stray Devil!" A voice greeted her as the room was suddenly lit. Viser turned her head to face the person who called her, her eyes widening when she smelled his scent.
"You're… a human?" Viser asked in confusion.
"And you are a Stray Devil!" The human pointed out the obvious, Viser only gave him a deadpan look.
The first thing she did was wonder how this human was even able to stabilize her Demonic Energy. She hadn't felt this way since before she'd left her King!
She felt somewhat thankful for the human doing… Whatever he did to prevent her from slowly going mad with power she could barely control.
"Are you hungry?" He asked. She finally noticed the tray of food he was holding. "I brought breakfast." The ribbon confining her loosened just enough for her to move her arms.
Wasting no time, she took the tray from his hands and ate like her life depended on it.
"Food…" She said, her mouth stuffed full, tears flowing from her cheeks. "I've been starving for days."
The human let her have her moment after she finished eating.
"Thank you." She said softly as she put down the tray, wiping her tears.
"Aww it was nothing, I couldn't help but notice that you were minutes away from considering eating humans so I decided to put a stop to that." He stated. "Anyways, my name is Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I welcome you to my lab!"
Heinz Doofenshmirtz
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"Erm Viser, I suppose." She replied, she looked around and noted the various equipment around the room. "Thanks for the hospitality but I don't think kidnapping a Stray Devil is a good idea."
He just waved her off, causing her eyes to widen. "Oh please, I've done way worse than just capturing you. Anyway, what's your story?"
She raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"Your story on how you became like this," Heinz replied, gesturing his hand to her. "Why you chose this path, why you became a Devil and how you became a Stray, you know, that kind of jazz."
"You…" Viser looked dumbfounded. "… you are one weird human, you know that?"
"I'll take that as a compliment," The human shrugged. "If you are still uncomfortable with telling me, you can do it when you are ready-"
"I'll tell you," Viser cut in, she let out a sigh. "A week ago or so, I got recruited by my former master saying that he saw my potential, all because I look like a chimera from Greek Mythology."
"And you aren't? I can see you being passed off as one, what with the lower body of a lion and a snake for a tail, except you don't have a goat's head." He pointed out.
"Nope," She confirmed. "I don't even remember my original species' name, I tried to correct him but he insisted that I was a chimera."
"Lemme guess, he did not take it well when he found out that you weren't?"
"That's right," She responded with an annoyed look. "He started whining and acting like a brat, insulting me and had absolutely no hope that I'd get stronger. It got so bad that his performance as a King suffered greatly. So, I waited for the right moment and ditched him. The rest is history."
"So kinda like an employee not liking their manager when they start doing a poor job?" Heinz guessed.
"Correct," She spat before grumbling. "I shouldn't have taken his stupid offer…"
Heinz took this time to gather his thoughts, leaving Viser ranting and cursing her former master.
"Say, Viser." Heinz cleared his throat, getting the Stray Devil's attention."Do you want to be a human? I can turn you into one, no issue!"
"How do you plan to do that?" Viser questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"With an invention I made right before I decided to kidnap you." He replied with a smile. "Plus with this, the Devils in the Underworld can't hunt you down if they only know you by your current appearance."
That got her attention and curiosity. "I'll humor you then. You turning me into a human, that is. Where is this 'invention' of yours?"
"I'm glad you asked, Viser the Stray Devil!" Heinz walked to his left, she widened her eyes as she somehow hadn't noticed the huge metal thing in the room with her. It was massive and shaped like a king chess piece with a big antenna attached to the cross atop it.
"Ahem… BEHOLD! THE TURN-YOU-INTO-A-HUMAN-INATOR!" He yelled dramatically, the Stray Devil couldn't help but sweatdrop at his behavior.
"That's the lamest name for an invention I've ever heard in my entire life." Viser pointed out.
"Not my fault I can't come up with better names for my Inators!" He retorted before he straightened up and began to explain. "Anyway, with one flick of the lever, any species, be they abomination or supernatural will be turned into a human!"
Viser looked skeptical about the invention as she began to observe it but Heinz knew she thought he was lying. "Are you sure this will work?"
"Positive!" Heinz confirmed as he placed a hand on his device. "I invented a similar Inator called the Un-Fallen-Inator 9 years ago when I was on vacation in Italy…"
"You see, I was just driving along, on my way to Naples when I heard the sound of a woman crying in the woods I was passing through." He explained. "I stopped the car and followed the sound until I found a woman with black feathery wings on the ground weeping and murmuring that she was sorry for what she did."
"I approached her and asked if she was okay and she lashed out. I had to calm her down the best I could. After that, she explained to me that she was cast out of Heaven because she committed something that her and her siblings weren't allowed to commit."
"You encountered a Fallen Angel?" Viser asked.
"Yep, her name is Kemuel. Back to the story, I was thinking of ways to help her until I had an idea with making the Un-Fallen-inator. At first, she didn't believe that I could reverse her status before I encouraged her to let me use the Un-Fallen-Inator on her…" Doofenshmirtz shook his head. "Anyway, it worked! She's now an Angel again but with some changes, I… kind of removed the restrictions all Angels have so that makes her similar to a Fallen Angel except she can't fall from grace anymore."
"And that's how I met my wife!" Heinz smiled, he pulled his phone from his pocket and showed Viser a picture of him, a white haired woman, and a girl with white hair with brown tips. "See this? That's my wife, and there's my daughter, Vanessa!"
The Stray Devil looked at him as if he had grown another head. His story sounded ridiculous!
Viser looked closely at the picture, should she trust this human that kidnapped her? He had done nothing but treat her with kindness; aside from the act he abducted her as a test subject for his invention. At least it was better than getting put down like a rabid animal.
For a moment she was deep in thought, until she finally decided.
"Alright, I'll bite." She began. "I'll trust you on this. But, if this doesn't work then I'll kill you slowly and painfully."
"Fine by me!" He laughed off her threat. "You'll be human in no time!"
With that, he flicked the switch and a green beam of light struck Viser. It felt harmless, even as she felt the changes begin to take place. Her monstrous lower body began shrinking down, she widened her eyes as she began to feel her new legs
Human legs, she could feel them, even as they took the place of her former appendages. The light died down and in the once Stray Devil's place stood a human with the scattered restraints now completely removed. Where once there was a monstrous Stray, there was now a naked black haired voluptuous woman hugging her new body as tears streamed from her eyes.
"I'm a… human, it worked! It really worked!" Viser laughed happily as she hugged herself.
The now human Viser finally stopped her celebration and saw Heinz covering his eyes holding out an outfit in her size.
"Please put some clothes on before you celebrate." He politely asked, holding the clothes out for her. Viser gave him a teasing look before taking the clothes.
"Okay, you can look now." Heinz slowly removed his hand from his face to see a newly dressed Viser.
Human Viser
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"So uhhh, what do we do now?" She asked, scratching her head. "I'm free now but I have nowhere to go."
"If you want, you could stay here." Heinz suggested. "We do have a spare room. Though, I kind of want to hire you as a maid for the household but you'll likely decline given your background of course."
She cupped her chin before flashing Heinz a smile. "I'll gladly do it, it's the least I could do in return for your kindness."
"Sweet!" He cheered, before he stopped and looked at his wrist. "Oh no, I'm gonna be late to my first day as a science teacher! Viser, I texted my wife that I hired you as a maid, so there won't be any problems when she comes home. Take care of the house for me!"
With that, Heinz rushed out of the lab.
Issei Hyoudou stared at the man dressed like a pharmacist at the front of the classroom.
"Good morning class, my name is Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I will be your new science teacher. If you have any problems with anything in my class or if you need any help, ask me! Oh hi, Vanessa!"
"Daa~d!" Issei looked to his left and saw his classmate, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, groaning in embarrassment as she covered her face.
I'm back from my writer's block just to write cuz of the idea of my head keeps telling me to write this so I did.
Edit: Rewritten a scene because I want this fic to be 'no fanon allowed' kind of fic but guess my DxD knowledge is still messed up thanks to the amount of fanon I consumed in DxD fanfics in general.
Big thanks to hunter81095 for proofreading!
Last edited: Aug 20, 2023
My stories:
Cold Night (Fate x Dragon Ball Z: Cooler Self-Insert) (Dead until I've gotten motivated) Journey Through the NTR (Kamen Rider Decade/Inside an Adult Game as a Former Hero) (Ongoing) Of Supernatural and Genm Master (Kamen Rider Ex-Aid/High School DxD - SI-OC) (Ongoing) Thus the Eastern Wonderland meets the Lewd (Touhou Project/Monster Girl Encyclopedia) (Ongoing) It's All Pure Science (High School DxD x Heinz Doofenshmirtz SI) (Ongoing) Bocchi the Adonai! (Bocchi the Rock! x High School DxD) (Ongoing)
Snippet Thread:
Turbo's Workshop of Stories (Snippets and Ideas Thread)
CH 2
Doofenshmirtz Elementary Science Class~!
Issei Hyoudou couldn't help but wonder where that tone came from when the new science teacher, Vanessa's father, entered the classroom. The brunette was still sad that Irina had to leave Japan for some other country, being alone had broken his heart, at least until Vanessa came into the picture.
She helped him get better as the days went by and the both of them had grown closer.
He was kind of excited that her father was going to be teaching them science, he had met Doofensh-Doof-
"if you all have trouble saying my last name then you can just call me Dr. Doof or Doof-sensei! Now then, raise your hand when you are called and say present!"
Issei leaned over to whisper to Vanessa.
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Just imagine she has brown tips at the end of her hair and dark blue eyes like her father.
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"Do you know why your dad decided to be a teacher here?" He whispered.
She shrugged and whispered back. "To be honest? I have no clue."
"You sound so embarrassed! You act like Heinz-san will do something stupid."The boy said to his friend.
"Because that's exactly what's going to happen!"Vanessa complained, rubbing her head. "I gotta ask Mom how she can even manage Dad with all the craziness he does at home. Not to mention how Dad and Norm made a cake that was bigger than our house for my birthday last year."
"Just give him a chance!"Issei chirped. "Plus, that cake was delicious! I'm not gonna complain about how big it was."
"Of course you would say that."The Half-Angel sighed. "Fine, I'll give him a chance."
"Yay!""Issei Hyoudou?" Heinz called from his desk.
"Present!" The boy raised his hand.
"Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, sweetheart?"
"Present." His daughter said with her hand raised.
It took a few minutes for Doof-sensei to get every student marked down. "Now that that's out of the way, let's get started. So, for today's topic…"
Issei was happy he met someone like Vanessa and her family, they made him happier than ever.
"And that, class, is how every part of the human body functions." The end of his lecture was followed by the sound of the bell ringing. He placed the textbook on his desk. "That's it for today. Class dismissed, go on and enjoy your lunch."
The kids in the classroom seemed to be impressed by the lecture and it looked like they had enjoyed it, which put a smile on his face. All the kids seemed to bring their lunch boxes, but some didn't feel the need to eat lunch yet, so they just chatted with their fellow classmates.
He sat down on his desk, preparing to eat as well, only to grab air. He began to look around his desk in a panic. "Come on, come on… Where is it?"
The students in his classroom began to notice his panic. They stopped what they were doing and gave their new teacher a look of concern, Vanessa walked up to her father with Issei following behind her.
"Dad?" She called. "You okay? You looked distressed."
"Darn it, I forgot the lunch Kemmy made for me.." Her dad grumbled as he sat down. "I'm fine Vanessa, I just forgot my lunch"
He was interrupted by a knock on the door, he stood up and opened it letting the person enter the room. Every eye in the class was on the figure of a certain over-sized humanoid robot.
"Norm," Heinz placed his hands on his hips. "What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at work with Kemmy?"
"Mom guessed that you would forget your lunch so she told me to bring it to you." The giant humanoid robot, Norm, held up a purple colored lunch box. "Here you go, Dad! It's still fresh!"
Norm
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"Aw, thanks. You're a lifesaver!" He thanked his creation as he grabbed the lunch from him. "Relay a message to Kemmy for me that the food she cooks will forever be the best thing I've ever tasted."
"Got it, Dad." A beep sounded from him. "I'll be going back to Mom now. Hi and bye Little Sister!" He waved at Vanessa who waved back at him with a nervous smile before he turned and left.
"Doof-sensei?" A girl from his class raised a hand. "Who was that mascot?"
"Mascot?" Heinz raised an eyebrow, before waving it off. " That's not a mascot. That's just Norm, he's a robot I built! He's also Vanessa's older brother and godfather if you want to get into it."
A kid in the front row looked at Vanessa and flashed her a large grin. "Your dad is awesome, you know that? Last year, he even threw the best birthday party ever! What's your secret!?"
Everyone that was invited to Vanessa's birthday party seemed to nod in agreement only to leave the other, ignorant students confused but curious about what they were talking about. The rest of lunch was spent in the classroom talking about how great the Half-Angel's birthday party had been.
Vanessa's face was heating up from embarrassment while Issei tried his best to comfort her.
Two middle schoolers stood outside the school, where they had just seen an over-sized humanoid robot enter and then leave. The robot seemed to notice the two staring at him and waved happily at them.
"Hello there," He greeted. "Shouldn't you two be at school at this hour?" He gave a robotic shrug. "Oh well, not my problem."
With that, he flew into the sky with rocket boosters that were installed in his feet. The two middle schoolers stared at Norm as he flew off.
"Sona…?" The girl with red hair said, flabbergasted. "Was that… a freaking robot…?"
"Yes, Rias." The one called Sona said blankly, her gaze still focused on where Norm had disappeared.
"Yes, it was."
Doofenshmirtz Household
"Oh? So you must be the maid my husband hired, intriguing."
Viser, who now wore a maid uniform, turned her head to the front door as a woman and a… robot… An honest to god robot entered the house. She took a good look at the woman with white hair, then recalled the picture Heinz showed her.
Kemuel Doofenshmirtz, in all her glory, waved at her with a smile.
Kemuel Doofenshmirtz
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"Hi, my name is Norm the Robot!" The humanoid robot offered a hand, Viser took the handshake instinctively with a blank look. 'Of course, he has a fucking robot. How did I not think of that?'
"V-Viser, newly hired maid of the Doofenshmirtz household." The former Stray Devil introduced herself and let go of his hand. "Pleased to meet you, Norm, Ma'am."
Norm turned to the Angel, "Shall I make tea Mom?"
"That would be most appreciated, Norm. Please do." She thanked the robot, who walked towards the kitchen leaving the two of them alone in the living room.
"Take a seat." Kemuel began, Viser obeyed, and both made themselves comfortable. Kemuel started leaning towards Viser, who yelped at the action.
'Too close!'
To her relief, Kemuel stopped what she was doing and crossed her legs with an unreadable look on her face. "My husband said he used one of his Inators to turn you into a human, yes?"
"Yes, Ma'am." Viser answered, their conversation was cut short as Norm returned with a tray of tea.
"Here's your tea." Norm placed the tray on the coffee table. Kemuel grabbed a cup of tea and took a sip, a satisfied look crossed her face.
"Delicious as always, son." She praised him.
"Your praise will always warm my heart." Norm said happily, "If you excuse me, I will prepare dinner before Dad and Little Sister get home."
Norm left them alone as the two resumed their talk.
"Where was I? Ah, yes. The Inator Heinz used on you seems to have a side-effect from what I've observed of you and the magical energy flowing within you." She stated.
Wait what?
"It would appear that despite being a human, you can still wield the Demonic Power all Devils possess." She giggled to herself. "I can only imagine how livid those fools in the Underworld would be if they found out a human such as yourself could use Demonic power, it's even more hilarious that you were formerly a Stray."
She placed her tea down, "Why don't you try manifesting that power? It wouldn't hurt to give it a shot, yes?"
Viser blinked several times, and seemed to space out. She panicked that she had done that in front of Kemuel, but she was only amused at the sight. Viser calmed herself and began to pour the magic she had become familiar with over the years into her fist, a bright blue glow manifesting as her fist was coated in bluish flames. She let the flame dissipate and stared at her hand, deep in thought. She snapped back to reality when she heard Kemuel laughing lightly.
"It would seem my husband is oblivious to this change of events, but it is a welcomed one." She stood up at her full height. "Welcome to the family, Viser."
"Please take care of me, Lady Kemuel." She bowed, she felt someone touch her head and looked up to see Kemuel patting her head with a motherly smile. The sound of a door opening caught their attention and saw Heinz and a red-faced Vanessa entering the living room.
"Kemmy, I'm home!"
Underworld
"Rias, it's rare for you to call me. To what do I owe the pleasure?" Sirzechs Lucifer said, his phone to his ear.
"…"
"Robots? Are you feeling unwell today? What gave you that idea?"
"…"
"What?"
"…"
Before the Satan could reply to his sister, a woman in a magical girl outfit burst into his room with a phone in hand.
"ZECHS-CHAN!" Serafall Leviathan, a fellow Satan of the Underworld, shouted. She shoved her phone at him and showed him various pictures of the supposed robot Rias had mentioned entering and exiting an elementary school.
"YOU OWE ME THAT BET WE HAD THAT YOU'D WEAR A MAID OUTFIT FOR A WHOLE YEAR IF I PROVED THAT ROBOTS ACTUALLY EXISTED!" Sirzechs stared at Serafall in horror, his gaze catching his mother holding a maid outfit with a nasty look on her face. The Satan could only gulp at the sight of her with stars in her eyes.
With no other choice, especially not convincing them to change their minds, Sirzechs dived through one of the office windows.
Well, here it is. Norm and Kemuel are finally introduced, I honestly want to write a scene where he actually teaches science but I'm not much of a dude who can properly write that kind of scene.
Proofreaded by hunter81095!
Comments and criticism are welcome!
Bye-bye.
Last edited: Aug 20, 2023
My stories:
Cold Night (Fate x Dragon Ball Z: Cooler Self-Insert) (Dead until I've gotten motivated) Journey Through the NTR (Kamen Rider Decade/Inside an Adult Game as a Former Hero) (Ongoing) Of Supernatural and Genm Master (Kamen Rider Ex-Aid/High School DxD - SI-OC) (Ongoing) Thus the Eastern Wonderland meets the Lewd (Touhou Project/Monster Girl Encyclopedia) (Ongoing) It's All Pure Science (High School DxD x Heinz Doofenshmirtz SI) (Ongoing) Bocchi the Adonai! (Bocchi the Rock! x High School DxD) (Ongoing)
Snippet Thread:
Turbo's Workshop of Stories (Snippets and Ideas Thread)
CH 3
Kemuel was known for many things.
A mother to her precious daughter, a loving wife to an overly dramatic, eccentric, goofball and a genius that is smarter than anyone, human or supernatural, CEO of a successful tech company -that she convinced her husband to start-, and a former high-ranking Angel of Heaven, a general on the frontlines during the Great War.
A mistake she wished hadn't happened, a shiver went down her spine just recalling the day she fell.
However, she wouldn't have met the man who helped her up from her despair and healed her all those years ago if she hadn't.
Kemuel could still recall how she and Heinz first met, the adventures they had and how she fell in love…
9 Years Ago
Kemuel looked at the blood that stained her armor and gauntlets with emotionless eyes, behind her were the corpses of Devils of the Old Satan Faction, Exorcists and fellow Angels alike, in an abandoned warehouse.
Rumor had spread throughout Heaven that they'd gotten bolder thanks to the Ouroboros Dragon becoming the leader of the terrorist organization known as the Khaos Brigade via her snakes that gave a power boost to those that held them.
Archangel Michael gave her a mission to investigate Devil activity in Switzerland that had been reported by one of the Exorcists before he had suddenly disappeared. More Exorcists from the Church along with a couple of Angels had been sent, but they never returned, leading to sending her alongside Griselda Quarta.
The rumors had been confirmed when they spotted a Devil presence in the warehouse alongside several stationed outside. They were unsure if these were Devils from the Underworld or the Old Satan Faction but they mentioned a 'Rizevim Livan Lucifer' and 'Khaos Brigade' which made it clear they wouldn't be sparing them. After disposing of them and making their way to the warehouse, the sight that greeted those who entered would haunt them for the rest of their lives, especially Kemuel, who had gone on a bloody rampage upon witnessing it.
She could still hear the cries of pain, begging to be put out of their misery.
Especially Mihr.
"How exciting! I never would have guessed I would get the attention of Griselda Quarta and such a decorated veteran of the Great War for my activities." Kemuel, followed by Griselda and their comrades entered the room. One of the Exorcists gasped upon witnessing the sight before her, but this only made their fury known to the Devil, who simply looked amused.
Corpses of Angels and Exorcists were littered across the warehouse, brutalized by this monster who had clearly taken the pleasure of torturing them before finishing them off.
It only angered Kemuel further.
"Speak, before I lay waste to your existence in the name of God." She heard Griselda demand authoritatively.
The Devil still looked amused, "Oh you know. Experimenting on and killing intruders while using their corpses as part of my experiment. Especially the Angels, they were the most interesting part of the operation!"
Kemuel nearly lunged forward and killed the Devil, only stopping when a hand grabbed her leg. The Devil started laughing maniacally.
"Tell me, 'heroes'. Can you bear fighting your friends and family? Those who are now part of my undead army?"
Suddenly, all the corpses in the warehouse began to slowly rise, Angels and Exorcists armed themselves.
"Sis.. ter… Griselda…?"
"PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY, I CAN STILL REMEMBER THE TASTE!"
"KILL ME!"
"HELP! I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!"
"ARRRGHHH!"
"Please… no… no… no… !"
Kemuel slowly looked back and saw a familiar face had grabbed her leg, she looked at the undead with widened eyes of pure fear, denying the identity of the person, as she couldn't believe this was real. She wanted to scream that this was all a dream and that she would wake up from this nightmare.
"B-Big… Sister…?"
"Mihr… !?" She cried out shakily.
"HAHAH! I like that look on your face, General Kemuu~eel~!"
Kemuel saw red, her wings flickering between white and black while her comrades began to panic.
"… uel!"
"… Kemuel!"
"La.. el…"
"Lady Kemuel!"
The white-haired Angel gasped, snapping her back to reality. The Angel turned around and saw her comrades look at her with uncertainty and concern. Griselda walked towards her with a grim look.
"Lady Kemuel," She began, gesturing to the various destroyed machines and equipment. "We have destroyed all the equipment and anything our enemies might need to replicate this… experiment. We have also gathered the deceased and are ready to depart."
Kemuel glanced at the building, reminded of her time during the Great War. She had fought numerous Devils and Fallen while her comrades fell in battle. Enraged at the reminder, especially considering what happened, Kemuel conjured a light spear and threw it at the warehouse, leaving only a crater. Her fellow Angels and the Exorcists gasped as her wings flickered once more, before they returned to their natural white.
"… Let's go." Kemuel's face bore a mad smile, making those around her uneasy, while Griselda simply understood what the high-ranking Angel was feeling. She nodded nonetheless, conjuring a magic circle and teleporting them away.
Heaven
"How is she fairing?" Gabriel asked. She, alongside another Angel, were currently at the heavenly equivalent of a hospital.
"It's not looking good," Sighed from a man with silver hair and blue eyes, Raphael of the Four Great Seraphs. "Kemuel has been unresponsive for the past few hours after reporting back from her mission. Mihr being turned into an undead must have left a great impact on her, especially as she has only just recovered from the casualties she witnessed in the Great War."
Raphael
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"There are more concerning things that need to be addressed," He stated. "According to Griselda, Kemuel has been going… feral. Her wings have also been flickering, there's a chance she'll Fall soon, the signs of which first appeared during her rampage two days ago. Due to her episodes, we've had to restrain her the best we can."
"I am surprised that after all she's been through, she hasn't Fallen yet.." Raphael said.
"Can I visit her?" Gabriel asked.
"Go ahead, she needs all the help she can get. We don't want to lose another sibling." Raphael smiled, gesturing towards the room where Kemuel was resting. "In the meantime, Michael and I, along with the rest of the Seraphs, will have a meeting with the Satans of the Underworld discussing the matter of the Old Satan Faction and the Khaos Brigade. You can join us when you're done."
She nodded at Raphael as he left. Gabriel opened the door and saw Kemuel lying motionlessly in bed. Gabriel covered her mouth when she saw her wings flicker. She immediately went to her side to comfort her.
Kemuel lifted her head but otherwise remained unresponsive, Gabriel sat next to her and reached out with an open palm, projecting a warm light to comfort the grieving Angel.
"It's okay." Gabriel whispered soothingly, putting her arm around Kemuel's shoulders. "Let it-"
Gabriel paused as she felt a cut on her left cheek, she brought her hand to where she felt it and stared at her own blood staining her hand. Her gaze landed on Kemuel's stretched out hand and widened her eyes at the feral expression on Kemuel's face. Kemuel for her part, despite her feral state, stopped and paled upon seeing what she had done to Gabriel, which seemed to bring her to her senses. Her expression was replaced with fear and panic at the sight of her now blackened six pair of wings.
'No… !' She choked.
She turned back to Gabriel, tears beginning to stream down the newly Fallen Angel's face. With her last act before Heaven banished her to the human world, Kemuel tackled Gabriel in a tight hug. The Seraph returned the gesture, rubbing the Fallen Angel's head in a comforting manner to ease her, whispering that she forgave her for her action, only making Kemuel cry louder.
Kemuel mouthed two words before she was banished from her home, her last sight before falling unconscious was Heaven's most beautiful Angel screaming her name.
"I'm sorry."
From that day; Kemuel, the Helper of God, fell from grace.
Human World, Italy
Lost.
She felt lost, it didn't help that she had fallen to the human world like a meteor. Her less than comfortable landing was situated in the forested outskirts of a nearby human city, keeping the residents mostly clueless to her presence.
She had no clue where to go other than joining the Grigori. Azazel himself had stated that it was a safe haven for all the Fallen Angels who fell from Heaven. She would forever miss everyone she knew there and could only think of all her deceased siblings and Gabriel's final comforting embrace.
She fell to her knees and slammed her fist to the ground in anguish as she sobbed in sorrow and anger, her other hand gripping her hair. The tears streamed down her cheeks, her chest convulsing in pain and misery.
'It's not fair…'
"Hey, you okay?" Kemuel stopped her weeping and saw a man with a flashlight had approached her, he stopped a few meters away from her. "I heard crying and-Oh wow, didn't expect that."
From the tone of his voice, this was likely his first exposure to the supernatural and a rather unfortunate one at that. She pitied this human, she just had to be here when she wasn't in her right mind. Moving faster than ordinary humans could react, she conjured a blade made of light to attack the human. To her shock, the human reacted to her movement and just barely dodged her lethal attack, instead lopping off his left arm. She stared in shock at the arm and then the human who hadn't cried out in pain. His elbow, where she had severed his arm, wasn't leaking blood but instead had wires poking out.
"Hey!" The human yelled, glaring in her direction. "I just got this replaced a week ago, you know? Now I gotta make my titanium arms more durab-WOAH!"
He narrowly dodged a swipe from her blade, "What did I ever do to you!?" He dodged another slash. "Ok, that's it."
Using his remaining arm, he grabbed an odd-looking firearm from his lab coat. Kemuel noticed him pulling it but knew it was futile, mundane weapons were useless against her. The human aimed and fired at the Fallen Angel who decided to take the hit just to show how futile his efforts were.
That was her mistake.
The beam hit her and suddenly her entire body was moving in slow motion, her hand reaching out. Kemuel, however, didn't care if her movement had slowed, all she cared about right now was killing this human.
He did the most logical thing in this situation, raising his hand and swinging it at her face…
… and slapping her.
"Wh-what…?" It somehow worked. Kemuel was snapped back to her senses, oddly enough, despite her whole body moving in slow motion, she could still talk normally.
"Normally I wouldn't slap a woman but you definitely deserved it!" He ranted. He walked over to his severed prosthetic and picked it up. "Who attacks people genuinely wanting to help them?"
"Look," He looked at her annoyedly, he raised his 'firearm' where she could see it. "I'll reverse the effects of my Slow-Motion-Inator if you've calmed down and don't attack me like a certain platypus I met in America, you get me?"
Kemuel blinked several times, her gaze landed on the prosthetic and then was left of the man's left arm. Being under the effect, she tried to nod quickly, but being in slow motion, it fell rather flat.
"See? That wasn't so hard." The man said happily, shooting her again with the Slow-Motion-Inator, undoing the effects. Suddenly, she became a blur and blitzed through the forest, mowing down multiple trees. "… That's gotta hurt."
Kemuel emerged from the bushes looking dirty but with no visible damage on her armor.
"Nevermind you look fine, despite how filthy your armor is." He remarked only to earn a glare from the Fallen Angel, he responded by raising his hands in surrender. "I'm joking! I'm joking!"
Kemuel softened her gaze. "I thank you for bringing me back to my senses, you are a rather bold human to pull it off. Especially after I severed your arm. For that I apologize."
"Eh, it's fine." He chirped, waving his severed arm like a toy, making Kemuel uneasy with how casually he's taking this entire situation. "Not like my arms are real, they're just prosthetics made of pure titanium. The real concern for me as of now is upgrading my titanium arms, synthetic skin and everything else against that magic stuff you supernatural people have and putting my arm back together."
"Anyway, why are you out here crying?" He asked, changing the subject from his arms to Kemuel's situation.
"I… I fell from Heaven." She said simply, looking saddened.
He raised an eyebrow. "Fell from what-now-Oh."
Kemuel gestured her thumb to her wings, twelve pairs of black feathered wings sprouting from her back. The man widened his eyes, gasping in realization pointing his finger at her wings. "A Fallen Angel!?"
"I want to say I knew that you were a Fallen Angel all along, but I can't, because I didn't." He deadpanned, Kemuel only stared at him with a raised eyebrow.
"So," Kemuel broke the silence. "May I know the name of the person who is stupid enough to help a Fallen Angel such as myself while I wasn't in my right mind? My name is Kemuel, former Archangel of Heaven."
"Hey, I'm not stupid! I'm a genius!" He retorted, waving his hands around. "Anyway, I'm not the kind of person who looks into Christian mythology and what-not but my name is Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Evil scientist enthusiast and an inventor of many Inators!"
Present Day, Kuoh
Kemuel wondered if it was fate that she and her husband had met on that day.
Aside from the rocky start when they met, he treated her with nothing but kindness and had done the best he could to be helpful. Azazel of Grigori came to visit the hotel they had been staying at in Italy with a proposal of joining the Grigori, with the benefits of offering resources towards Heinz as the condition.
"Your crazy inventions will be on everyone's radar and trust me, you do not want that to happen especially when this 'Un-Fallen-Inator' of yours along with people finding out you can literally make something that can do anything." She recalled Azazel's flabbergasted expression after a demonstration of the machine Heinz used on her on that day. She had been trying to keep all the Inators Doofenshmirtz made under wraps, seeing as her husband tended to show his inventions to the public and monologue about the reasons he made them in the first place.
She will do everything she can to keep her family safe and live a happy life with them, even if she has to fight her way through her brothers and sisters in Heaven to keep them safe, especially Vanessa, as she was what the Church called a 'Miracle Child'.
"Boss, you got a call from your husband." A voice interrupted her thoughts, she turned to her left and saw her intern, a man with an androgynous appearance, holding a phone out to her.
"Thank you, Riza." Kemuel thanked, he gave her a smile and went back to work.
Riza
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"Yes, Heinz?"
"Oh hey, Kemmy!" Her husband sounded happy to hear her voice. "Uh, do you happen to know someone?"
"I may or may not know that someone if you can describe their appearance." Kemuel replied.
"I got this weird looking flier from a young woman in a pink magical girl cosplay when I was taking Norm to an anime convention. She was saying something about this flier granting my wish." He explained. The Angel stilled when he mentioned the 'pink magical girl cosplay'. "There was nothing harmful about it so I took it, not like I really believed it would do anything but I got bored so I tried it out anyway! I wished for Balloony and I to be reunited again, it gets weirder though! A magic circle appeared in my laboratory with the same cosplayer I met at the convention in the magic circle announcing herself as 'Miracle Levia-tan' or whatever. The circle she appeared in was a trap I was testing, so I activated it in a panic. She's currently with Norm in the living room playing video games with Issei and Vanessa along with a new friend they made on the way home. Her name is Ophis, by the way."
Kemuel felt frozen but her husband continued talking.
"Anyway, I am at the mall buying clothes for Ophis cause I wanted to have a word with her parents about why they let her dress like that if we ever met!" He ranted. "Only I found out she doesn't have parents, I actually thought of adopting her when I get home but I'll have to get her to approve it."
"Anyway, I'll be getting these paid for, so bye! I love you!" He hung up, leaving a speechless Kemuel, dropping the phone from nerveless fingers.
"Boss!" Riza rushed to her side, "Are you okay? You look rather pale-"
"I hereby order you to look after the company temporarily, you're in-charge." She ordered immediately and conjured a magic circle; at this point, she didn't care about displaying them to the mundane. She then vanished in a flash of light leaving a dazed Riza.
"Whahhh?" The intern stared at where his boss once stood.
Got you guys waiting for this huh? Well, it's here. I was rather hesitant to post this chapter because I am not entirely sure if I written her backstory properly and had to redo the entire thing as a result. I took one hell of a time to come up with her backstory.
Big thanks to hunter81095 for the proofreading, I appreciated it!
As I mentioned when answering all the comments people been discussing so far, I am trying to find a way to introduce Perry to the story especially it's DxD of all things. Leave some suggestions and I welcome them with open arms, and I'll be taking my team reading them!
Anyway, I'm now on my way writing chapter 4.
Comments and criticism are welcome!
Bye-bye.
Last edited: Aug 20, 2023
My stories:
Cold Night (Fate x Dragon Ball Z: Cooler Self-Insert) (Dead until I've gotten motivated) Journey Through the NTR (Kamen Rider Decade/Inside an Adult Game as a Former Hero) (Ongoing) Of Supernatural and Genm Master (Kamen Rider Ex-Aid/High School DxD - SI-OC) (Ongoing) Thus the Eastern Wonderland meets the Lewd (Touhou Project/Monster Girl Encyclopedia) (Ongoing) It's All Pure Science (High School DxD x Heinz Doofenshmirtz SI) (Ongoing) Bocchi the Adonai! (Bocchi the Rock! x High School DxD) (Ongoing)
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CH 4
Kuoh Town, Anime Convention
Serafall couldn't contain her excitement.
She had found the robot her So-tan had told her about yesterday! She hadn't expected to find it at the anime convention she was attending, in Kuoh of all places! The pharmacist-scientist that was accompanying the robot was likely the creator, both were walking around the convention and catching some amount of interest (it was mostly the robot). Visitors and cosplayers alike seemed to want to take a photo with the robot, which the man allowed. She might as well take a photo while keeping an eye on them.
"You know, Norm." She heard the man speak, likely referring to the robot, he looked rather annoyed. "I wonder how many times you've been the one getting a picture without me! Like, I'm your creator but they never seem to acknowledge me!"
"This is the 34th instance of someone dragging me into one of their pictures, Dad." A chirp came from the robot, with a bag of his purchases in hand. The robot's gaze caught Serafall approaching them as she waved at them. "Actually, it will be 35 now." He corrected himself.
"35? Oh great." The man saw Serafall and grumbled, crossing his arms. "Go on, take your picture with Norm and be done with it-"
"I'd like to take a picture with the both of you!" She said cheerfully, which made the man gasp.
"Wait, really!?" He asked with eyes filled with hope. "Like you really, really, really mean it?"
"Of course, silly." She giggled, pointing her wand at Norm. "You made him, right? It's only fair for you to be included after all."
Serafall pulled out her phone and asked someone nearby to take a photo of them; after a couple of pictures, she was satisfied. She thanked the passerby as her phone was returned to her.
"I'll be preserving this moment." She muttered to herself, then looked at them sheepishly. "I never bothered to ask your names."
"Heinz Doofenshmirtz, you better remember it!" Heinz said with a smile.
"And I'm Norm." The robot greeted.
"Doof-tan and Norm-tan, gotcha." She noted. She took a peek in Norm's bag, noticing something that caught her eye. "… Are those Gundams and an Eva Unit-01 figurine?"
"They are!" Norm confirmed.
Serafall stared at the figurines and then Norm before speaking, "… Who would have guessed that a robot would be interested in those franchises."
"He's also into Astro Boy, or is it Mighty Atom in Japan?" Doof-tan added.
"I like them because they have cool armor, designs and things I've never had, especially the weapons." Norm stated. "Astro Boy reminded me of myself when I first read it, given how we were created."
"Except I didn't sell you off to a robot circus where you'd fight other robots." The scientist interjected. "Seriously though, who sells off their creation like that and then later on attempts to get him back!"
The Satan giggled to herself childishly, she's liking this guy more by the minute! She paused and recalled what Norm had just said.
"Norm?" She called, getting the robot's attention. "You said something about the designs, armor, that you've never had. Are you implying you want to be more Gundam-like? Armor, weapons and all?"
"Yes, yes I am." Norm replied, lifting a finger. "In fact, I plan to build and install some into myself and become a powerful, battle-ready robot!" He was about to raise his arm, likely to show her about something only for Doofenshmirtz to grab his arm with both hands and lower it.
"Sorry about that," Heinz apologized, looking a little panicked. "He's been uhh… having fantasies about getting a battle mode installed into him, and he's been begging me for it after watching so many episodes of the Gundam and Evangelion franchise."
"Okay, enough about battle mode Norm." He dismisses the topic. "Anyway, it's been nice knowing you but we gotta go home. I still have things to do, besides inventing and all."
They were about to leave, but Serafall stopped them with a shout.
"Wait!" Both robot and scientist halted, turning around to see Serafall with strange looking fliers in her hand. "Take these, think of it as payment for letting me take a picture with the two of you."
"Fliers?" Heinz and Norm both take a flier and inspect it. "'May your wish be granted'? Is this some kind of magical girl prop thingy or a ticket to a stage show?"
"Wish granting? Like the genie of the lamp?" Norm guessed, raising the flier. Serafall widens her eyes, as much as she wants to know if a robot is even able to summon her; she does not want to take any chances, especially in public of all places.
Fortunately, Heinz was able to stop him from doing it before Serafall could do it. "Come on, Norm. Do that later back at home, we still need to buy the parts needed for the blueprints. Anyway, we'll be off then."
'Blueprints?' Serafall thought before shrugging, it's likely just a science invention he's gonna be tinkering in the laboratory. She was about to walk away, enjoying her free time around the convention until she suddenly started panicking mentally.
'Ah, poop! I forgot to tell him my name!' She panicked childishly in her head but relaxed herself. 'Well, I could meet them sooner or later if they use that flier. There's still hope!'
Kuoh Park
Ophis spent the years she'd spent leading the Khaos Brigade trying to amass enough power to overthrow Baka-Red. The dragon had stolen the home that was rightfully hers and no matter how long it took, she would take it back. So far, there had been no progress but the descendants of the original Satans had assured her that they were trying to the best of their abilities, even with the power boost she had bestowed upon them.
She couldn't care less about their agendas; they didn't involve her goal. So long as they helped her regain her silence, it didn't matter to her.
In fact, she would leave them to their own matters if they accomplished her goal. At the moment, her focus wasn't on giving her underlings snakes, but rather finding the source of her newfound curiosity.
Several days ago, she had sensed a small amount of magical power gathering in one place while she was looking for more people to recruit to her cause. Arriving at the source, she saw a man tinkering with a machine that was somehow harnessing magic through some kind of metal wand. She was confused as to why she of all people got curious about something so mundane and uninteresting.
The man enveloped himself with magic power from the machine, granting him the ability to wield magic. She could overhear his monologue to a little girl, likely his offspring, talking about the reason he had built this.
"A few hours ago in a restaurant, my day took this horrible turn! You see Vanessa, back in Drusselstein when I was a young boy, my mother kept making my brother, Roger, the most delicious food on a daily basis, while I only got bread and pottage for breakfast, lunch and dinner with no taste at all! Don't ask me how she did that, by the way, she just did. I tried to get some of Roger's food, but my mother always slapped my hand away and Roger ate so noisily that it was unbearable! Not to mention that he got to taste something as grand as her cooking."
"Later on, I decided to use the savings I had from my job at a carnival to treat myself at the most popular restaurant in Gimmelshtump. After I got my order and was about to dig in, I heard someone munching loudly behind me, then to my left, to my right and in front of me until I realized that everyone was eating so loudly that I couldn't eat my food in peace! I was forced to eat behind the restaurant while fighting off hungry rats!"
"Why is it shaped like a wand you ask? Because I'm getting a bit jealous of you and Kemmy getting to use magic while I can't, so I built this… The Magi-Inator! With it, I will grant myself the ability to wield magic that can make people eating food go silent with but a wave of my hand and use it in restaurants. Let's see the customers eat loudly when I make them eat… Tasteless food!"
Aside from the fact that he was loud and overly dramatic, what he stated was proven true when he gave a demonstration by using it on a human passerby drinking from a plastic cup. The Dragon God got to see the results along with his daughter panicking and asking if he could reverse it. The man smiled and reversed the effects, proving he could.
Another intriguing thing she found was the girl herself. She could sense she was half human, her mother must be an Angel then. The human failed to notice that his machine had exhausted itself, the explosion that followed was likely from overloading on magical energy. The Half-Angel was fast enough to react, her human father, however, not so much. The machine exploded, the Half-Angel conjured a barrier to protect herself, but the man was no longer able to say or taste anything.
The next day, she found that the human was back to normal, all the magical energy she sensed from him before was completely depleted, rendering him an ordinary human once more. Ophis continued to observe this human, being careful not to get spotted, tinkering with his machinery for days to the point it became something of a hobby to watch the results of each of the 'Inators' he made. She concluded that he could make these odd-looking, ridiculous and complicated machines with whatever function he wanted when he put his mind to it.
She had seen Inators that could turn anything into turkeys, a machine that fire food called 'waffles', they tasted pretty great but she couldn't help but feel that something was missing from them, another time, he made giant metal golems that he made march, only for them to explode, and many more that surprised her, leaving her wondering how many uses those Inators of his had.
She wondered if she could recruit him to help her achieve her goal and convince him to make an Inator that would kick Baka-Red out of the Dimensional Gap-
"Hey, uhhh… girl around my age in a gothic lolita outfit. You've been staring at my dad for days-"
Her thoughts were interrupted by a voice, turning around, she found the same Half-Angel from her first time observing Doofenshmirtz had snuck up on her. Said Half-Angel widened her eyes when she saw the Ouroboros Dragon's outfit and her ears.
"Okay… Mom said I shouldn't look up the fashion sense of the supernatural side but I didn't expect… this- Ise! Cover your eyes, don't open them until I say so!"
Ophis saw another child just behind her who squeaked in surprise but obeyed. the Half-Angel sighed at her and took off her jacket, and handed it to her, looking a bit red from just looking at her. "Wear this for now, don't wear something like that if you want to blend in with the normal people here. Also, don't expose your chest and… whatever that thing you placed on the part of your chest is.
"I see." Ophis stared at the jacket. She was quiet for a moment before finally grabbing it and wearing it, the purple-eyed girl walked towards her and zipped the jacket for her. "… Comfortable."
"Yeah they are," She hummed in agreement, she patted the brunette in the back. "You can look now."
"Say, um…" She began, likely asking the Dragon God her name.
"Ophis."
"Ophis, right." She repeated, crossing her arms. "Mind telling me what you are doing here observing my dad making whatever inventions he has in mind today?"
"Intriguing, that man is intriguing." Ophis said, looking stoic.
"Yeah, my dad is intriguing alright. Though, be mindful that he can be a goofball most of the time." The Half-Angel added. "Anyway, name's Vanessa, just a girl who got curious who's been spying on my dad for days."
"I'm Issei Hyoudou, call me Ise!" The boy introduced with a bow. "Wanna be friends?"
"… Friends?" Ophis tilted her head.
"Yeah, friends!" Issei repeated before gasping in shock. "Don't tell me you don't know what 'friends' mean!?"
"Don't mind him, he's just optimistic about meeting new kids around the neighborhood and making friends." Vanessa commented, making him pout and lightly punched her shoulder playfully. "You know it's true, don't think of denying it!"
Issei looked flustered but then shifted her focus on Ophis. "A-Anyway, friends are people you play with and have fun with. Like me and Vanessa!"
The Dragon God gazed at his cheeky smile before she finally decided.
She was bored anyway, might as well do something besides staring at the Half-Angel's father doing whatever invention he plans to make for today.
"Okay." Ophis said simply, Issei beamed at her response while Vanessa simply stood there.
"That settles it then, why don't we hang out at my place?" Vanessa suggested. "Me and Issei and rather tired from the park, we could play some video games in the living room in the meantime."
"M'kay." Was all the response Vanessa got from the Dragon God, both she and Issei followed her towards her home. It took a few minutes of walking until they finally arrived at the door. Vanessa opened the door and-
Doofenshmirtz Evil Mansion~!
Ophis looked around where that jingle came from, looking confused despite the permanent poker face she has.
"Just ignore it," Came from Vanessa who was the first to enter the home. "It's just a jingle my dad installed whenever we go inside my home."
"Ah." Ophis said in thought. Issei was next to enter until seconds later Ophis finally entered the mansion.
On that day, Vanessa and Issei gained a new friend.
Few hours earlier, Heinz's laboratory
"And… Done!"
Wiping off of his sweat from his forehead, Heinz finally completed his invention after buying all the parts required in the blueprint. All he just needs to wait for Perry the Platypu-
Until it finally hit him that he still hasn't a nemesis to off his awesome Inator and tell them his traumatic scarring backstory and the reasoning on top of it!
Still though… Even though he's not truly evil yet but still maintains his habit of doing evil schemes with whatever that annoys him, doing them seems so… lifeless in comparison to Perry the Platypus thwarting his schemes.
"Man, it sure is boring without a nemesis showing up and try to ruin my plans for today." He commented, letting out a yawn. "… I'm gonna go take a nap for awhi-"
He paused mid sentence as he pulled out a flier he and Norm got from the cosplayer, she recalled him saying that anything he wished will come true but he doesn't believe her but being bored will do no good to him so he decided to test it for the heck of it. He called Norm over to his laboratory as they took out their fliers to test it.
"Got anything you want to wish on this thing?" Heinz asked.
"I do," Norm replied, holding out the flier on his hand. "I wish to have a more improved battle mode installed into myself!"
Heinz rolled his eyes a bit. 'Norm being Norm as usual, that's why I love him.'
Bringing out his own flier, Heinz begins to think about all the happy memories he had of a best friend he made during his childhood and the worst memory of how he lost him for several years.
How he wished for him and lost best friend to be reunited and how he longed for it each day. Taking a deep breath, Heinz finally did the deed. "I wish for my long lost best friend who is still out there in the world… Balloony, may we be reunited once again!"
At first nothing happened and suddenly a blue magic circle appeared on the floor as the laboratory was flashed in a bright light, appearing in the magic circle was a certain magical girl cosplayer.
"You have called forth Magical Girl Miracle Levia-tan!" The same cosplayer from the convention proclaimed with full confidence. "In the name of love and justice, I shall vanquish evil from this world, and spread love, and friendship!"
To finish off her introduction, she did a cute pose in the end. Heinz and Norm stared at her for a few moments with the young woman laughing lightheartedly at them.
"Well, that was unexpected." Norm commented.
"A magical girl cosplayer!" Heinz screaming in a panic, instinctively bring out a remote and pressed a button which caused a giant bottle dropped onto her, trapping her in the process
"Hey!" Serafall yelled out from the bottle, scooping up some substance that was in the giant bottle. "What was that for!? Wait, is this salt?"
"You're at fault for appearing in my laboratory unexpectedly!" He retorted pointing his finger at her in accusation, he took a closer look at Serafall. He was quiet for a moment because he finally remembered her.
"Oh it's you, the one with the magical girl cosplay we met in the convention." Heinz realized he looked at Serafall with a look as he lowered his hand. "Wait, why did you even appear instead of Balloony!?"
"Ehh? Balloony…?" She looked confused at the weird name. "I'm not just a magical girl, I'm Miracle Levia-tan!"
"Miracle Levia-tan the Magical Girl Scammer, gotcha." Heinz noted earning a 'HEY!' from her.
"I can explain it to you about the contract you made-" Serafall paused herself as she looked around to see various equipment around his laboratory. "And who is this… Balloony?"
"Balloony? My long lost best friend!" Heinz replied. "I believe all the answers are best expressed in backstory form, you can explain your part after I'm finished with my backstory."
"Norm, get her out of the trap and guide her to the bathroom so she can remove all the salt that got into her clothes."
Norm obeyed, opening the cap and grabbed her out of the giant salt bottle trap and gestured Serafall to the bathroom, a few minutes later they were back with her clothes now clean of salt and everything.
"Can I start now?" He asked, getting a nod from Serafall in confirmation.
"When I was a boy, the smell of pork emanating from me was so bad because of-" He explained but paused to a confused Serafall. "-Well, well, the reasons are unimportant. It's part of a completely different emotionally scarring backstory, that I'm not going to get into, but regardless. The smell of pork was so bad that no one would come near me. So one day, The carnival came to town because I needed money-"
"Well, yet another backstory…" Serafall could see him keep pausing and frowned, he began waving his hands around. "Basically, my parents disowned me and I was being raised by ocelots! The point is, I had to get a job at the carnival but the only work available was the dunking booth and not as the guy who got dunked. I was the one who they threw at the dunkin' target, which is a whole another backstory-"
"Okay, okay." Composing himself, he resumed explaining. "Long backstory short, I got a balloon at the carnival. I drew a face on it and sprayed it with a special long-lasting spray I created and named him, Balloony. He became my best friend in the whole world yada yada yada and one tragic day when I was protecting our garden at my hometown in Drusselstein as a lawn gnome-"
"You have so many backstories I want to hear." Serafall commented. "Oh right, I forgot to introduce myself back at the convention. My name is Serafall, that's all and continue on with your backstory."
"Nice to meet you Serafall! He has a lot of emotionally scarring backstories to tell!" Norm chimed.
"Whatever, I'll tell you about those later, especially the lawn gnome part since you are quite curious about that more." Heinz rolled his eyes. "Where was I? Ah yes, Balloony started floating away but my father- Bewegen Sie nicht!' and I never saw Balloony again." He finished, holding out an old picture of him and Balloony at the carnival for Serafall to see.
"He's still out there somewhere," He said looking sad about his balloon friend but that sadness was quickly brushed off. "Not to find a point or something but he still has that long-lasting spray on him so he's still out there. Anyway, I'm done. Let's move onto that whole contract whatever you just blurted out."'
"Can't you just… like buy another balloon?" She asked, Heinz only frowned at her.
"No!" He denied quickly, crossing his arms and giving her a glare. "Are you telling me to replace my best friend!?"
"… Nevermind then." She held up her arms in mock surrender. "I guess this is the part where I'm explaining things."
"I am what you call a Devil and you'll be my client for today." Serafall explained sitting down on a couch. "In a nutshell, this whole Devil-Human contract stuff is basically where you are the buyer while I am the seller. I'll give you what you want and in exchange for an increase of power for me. Normally I don't do this stuff anymore, but I was bored and you interested me!"
"Okay…? That's it?" Heinz asked.
"Yep!" She replied cheerfully with a 'pop'.
"Alright then, help me find my long lost best friend." Heinz said looking bored, he was expecting her to not accept it but the answer he got from her was not what he expected.
"I'll do it!" Serafall flashed her a smile, and she then posed again. "After all, it's the duty of a Magical Girl to help those in need, especially when that someone is longing to see his best friend!"
She waved her wand around before stopping, rubbing the back of her and looked at Heinz for answers. "So uhhh, how do we find him?"
"I'm glad you asked!" He spun dramatically, holding out his arms towards Norm who pulled out the tarp revealing… "BEHOLD, the Balloony-Tracker-Inator!"
A fancy-looking yet advanced tracking device on display, he grabbed the device and began explaining. "With this, the Balloony-Tracker-Inator will locate Balloony in no time!"
Pressing the button as the device activated with the screen showing a GPS. The map where they were currently located zoomed out for a few seconds before it then showed Earth as a dot appeared just far away from Earth.
Both Heinz and Serafall stared at each other and then the Inator.
"Didn't expect him to be just out there in space." He said with wide eyes.
"Uh, Heinz-tan?" Serafall called out, pointing her finger at the red dot. "Why is it moving so fast suddenly?"
"Wait wha-?" He looked at the Balloony-Tracker-Inator and she was right as the red dot suddenly started moving farther away from Earth. "Nooooo!"
The dot has gotten far enough to the point his Inator couldn't track it anymore, Serafall could only rub the scientist's back in comfort.
"Whoever is out there kidnapping my best friend will pay!" He vowed, raising his fist towards the sky. A knock came to the door to his laboratory, the door opening revealing Viser.
"Snacks are ready, Master. Oh and Vanessa brought along a new friend in the house if I have to inform you about-" Viser paused and saw Serafall, both stared at each other until Viser quickly left the laboratory.
"Who was that?" Serafall asked.
"Oh her? That's just our maid, Vi-Victoria." Heinz relaxed himself. "You wanna come over to the living room? We can discuss the contract in the meanwhile, an increase in power is rather boring don't you think?"
"What do you suggest then?"
Heinz inspected her attire before snapping his fingers in realization. "How about… I make an Inator that will turn you into an actual Magical Girl?"
Serafall froze in place at the offer that Heinz had given her. The opportunity to become something that she could only dream of truly being. The Devil's eyes widened and she started vibrating in place as she tried to hold back her excitement.
"Are you okay Serafall?" Heinz said, and what little restraint she had left broke.
"CAN YOU REALLY? CAN YOU REALLY MAKE ME INTO A REAL MAGICAL GIRL?!" She was in his face faster than he could blink. Her eyes were starry with excitement, no wait her eyes had actual star shapes in them.
"Well, yes. It's rather simple compared to my great-great-grandfather who once turned himself into a Fairy Princess. In fact I could probably make the Inator in time." Heinz admitted, and what little self control Serafall had left was gone.
She grabbed Heinz and spun him around so fast he was sure he started to see stars, all while shouting. "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!"
"Norm!" He called, struggling to break free from her strong grip. "Get her off of me! I appreciate the hug but the spinning is too much!"
"Sorry, Dad. I am trying but she won't just let you go."
Heinz could only groan as Serafall continued thanking him via hugs of friendship.
Living Room
It took a while to get Serafall off of the scientist, Heinz and Norm along with Serafall went down stairs and stopped to see Issei and Vanessa along with the new friend Viser mentioned playing video games. Both kids took a break from their game and began eating snacks together with the adults, their new friend introduced herself as Ophis which made Serafall choke on her muffin while the others think it's just a normal name. Since then, Serafall has been keeping an eye on her to see if she's actually the real deal and the last time she heard about her, she was taking a form of an elderly man.
When he saw Ophis handing back Vanessa's jacket, Heinz began ranting about giving a talk to whoever dressed her like that much to Serafall's dismay on how casual everyone is talking around the supposed Dragon God of all people, Vanessa and Viser (or by her mundane name 'Victoria') had to calm him down from doing whatever he was thinking about doing something.
"So this is the kid Victoria mentioned." Heinz began as he glanced at Ophis eating a muffin. "Say, do your parents know that you are here?"
"… No parents." Shook her head, munching on the muffin adorably. She was now currently wearing Vaneesa's jacket once again. "I, have always been by myself, since I was born."
"Oh yeah, dad." Came from Vanessa. "I forgot to mention that she's homeless, all she's been doing is staring at you inventing your Inators for days. Me and Ise ran into her when we were walking on our way here, we decided to invite her in, is it fine that she could stay here…?"
"Sure, why not? After all, you said she's homeless and has no parents? I'd be a bad person if I left her alone outside." He moved his hand towards Ophis' head and patted her, the doll-like girl glanced at him for a moment, then continued to eat her muffins. "Vanessa, are you fine with letting Ophis sleep in your bedroom in the meantime and lending her some of your clothes while I go shopping for clothes for her?"
"Sure." A chirp came from the Half-Angel who had finished eating her snacks shortly followed by Issei, and then Ophis resuming their game on the console, Serafall decided to join in along with Norm. Heinz stood up, checking that he had all he needed. He then exited the mansion, got in his car and drove towards the mall.
Ophis, who had a controller in her hand, stared at the screen in front of her. A new feeling she hasn't felt since she was born from the void surfaced, and it is not an unpleasant one.
"I, like it here."
"Hm? DId you say something, Ophis-chan?" Issei asked but Ophis kept silent, focusing on the game in front of her.
Kuoh Mall, Clothing Store
After giving a quick call to his wife and paying for the clothes he has in the bags in his hands, he began making his way to the parking lot outside of the mall. A meeting that he definitely wouldn't have ever expected to happen occurred in the middle of his shopping for clothes.
"Heinz? Is that you?" A rather familiar voice asked and Heinz froze in place, he definitely recognized that voice but he thought he was in America!
Turning around, a happy and handsome brown haired man greeted him with a smile, he was a rather well built man wearing a green suit.
"Roger." He frowned.
"Oh goodness, it is you!" The man said in surprise. "It's good to see you doing well."
Roger Doofenshmirtz
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"Yeah, yeah, you too, Roger." He greeted sarcastically. "Wait, what are you doing here in Japan!?", He questioned.
"Oh just taking a vacation in this fascinating country!" Roger replied, "How is Kamilla these days? I heard she's the CEO of a tech company you started in this town. I'm happy that you finally started a company with success off the boot. I bet mother and father would be proud of you!"
'Kamilla' is actually just Kemuel's human name to blend in around the mundane, he still calls her by her nickname though.
"Oh they definitely would be proud of me, yaay…" He said in sarcastic joy, deep down he knew they wouldn't care even if he started a company and succeeded; they still love their other successful son that is Roger.
Roger heard his phone ringing, he answered it and had a talk with someone on the phone for a few minutes before ending it.
"Sorry to cut our conversation short but it seems I am needed elsewhere." He apologized, he walked away but stopped. He looked back at Heinz. "Oh, Heinz. Do come by the Doofenshmirtz Family Reunion event in America next week!"
With that he walked away, leaving Heinz alone. The scientist could only sigh as he exited the mall and walked where his car was parked, putting all the purchased clothes at the backseat of the car. He was about to drive back home but his phone rang, the call from Azazel. He answered while he was driving his way home.
"Hello there, Heinz, my fellow scientist in culture!" Azazel said from the phone.
"Oh Azzy!" Heinz said cheerfully. "Finally got free time from all the work in Grigori?"
"Yes I did!" He confirmed. "I decided to make a call to remind you that I'm paying a visit for the week at your place. I had Shemhazai put in charge of the Grigori for a while, I hope you don't mind me bringing Vali over for a playdate with Vanessa and Ise?"
"I don't mind. Though tell him to keep his antics to himself, he might scare Vanessa again!" He stated, he couldn't imagine how that kid would be repeating what ended with Norm deciding to give him a lesson for making his daughter uncomfortable with his chunni behavior.
"Great! I'll be there in an hour or so." Azazel said. "In case you didn't know, your younger brother Roger is running for president in America. That's all, enjoy and keep inventing weird and complicated inventions!"
With that, the Governor General of Grigori hung up.
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"HE'S RUNNING FOR WHAT!?"
Non-Canon Omake
"Now…" Heinz began, holding his arms out to the invention he recently made. "BEHOLD! The Magical-Girl-Inator! With one press of a button on this remote, you'll become a full-fledged Magical Girl!"
Serafall squealed in excitement while Norm, Viser, and the kids watched on.
"Do it now! I can't wait any longer!" Serafall exclaimed, already trying to come up with various poses for her Magical Girl transformation and wanted to use it on her right now.
"Yeah, yeah. I got you, be patient. Sheesh." Pressing the button, the invention did it work as it began powering up and a beam of light engulfed Serafall. The Satan took this chance and began posing from the transformation sequence.
The kids looked at the transformation in awe as the light died down revealing Serafall in a different outfit who did one last pose as the transformation was complete.
"I can feel it… I have become a real Magical Girl!" She began flying around without using her Devil wings, she paused when she noticed how high pitched her voice had become. She looked at herself and saw her breast has shrunk down and her body is now that of a child around 10 years old!
Serafall's new Magical Girl look
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"Why am I a kid!?" Serafall stomped and pouted as she glared at the scientist who had turned her into a child. "I'm happy that I'm a real Magical Girl now, but I didn't want to be turned into a kid!"
Heinz looked at her for a few seconds, watching her pout even harder, before she suddenly burst into tears, crying louder than his daughter ever had. After trying and failing to calm her down she started throwing things around the room, her crying having evolved into a temper tantrum.
Norm stopped Serafall from breaking anything else, Serafall thrashing in his arms, Heinz couldn't help but speak up.
"You wanted me to make you a Magical Girl, not a Magical Woman, you know?" Serafall only thrashed harder at those words, Heinz only facepalmed and began reworking the purpose of his Inator just to quiet her down.
I present you… THE REVIVE-STORY-INATOR! I'll upload it here for my readers to read and enjoy and with it, I shall conquer the entire… TRI-STATE AREA!
Hello again! It took this long because I got rather busy playing games and gacha games, especially Genshin with its Fontaine update oh and Holocure!
Future chapters are gonna take long to be posted now because I am now in school in those times starting in September 4th and its the start of my senior high school, I'll still write but it will be a slow process. I made haste on writing this chapter before my first day on school starts, so here it is.
Special thanks for hunter81095 for the proofreading, AmmySunGod and Jao for the beta read! I am glad to finally get to post this chapter after a week later!
Comments and criticisms are welcome!
Bye-bye!
Last edited: Sep 2, 2023
My stories:
Cold Night (Fate x Dragon Ball Z: Cooler Self-Insert) (Dead until I've gotten motivated) Journey Through the NTR (Kamen Rider Decade/Inside an Adult Game as a Former Hero) (Ongoing) Of Supernatural and Genm Master (Kamen Rider Ex-Aid/High School DxD - SI-OC) (Ongoing) Thus the Eastern Wonderland meets the Lewd (Touhou Project/Monster Girl Encyclopedia) (Ongoing) It's All Pure Science (High School DxD x Heinz Doofenshmirtz SI) (Ongoing) Bocchi the Adonai! (Bocchi the Rock! x High School DxD) (Ongoing)
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Turbo's Workshop of Stories (Snippets and Ideas Thread)
CH 5
Doofenshmirtz Household… again.
Kemuel stared at Ophis, she had arrived shortly after her husband returned home with several bags of clothes for her.
She only stared back at her blankly before shifting her focus back to the TV, seemingly playing video games with her little dove and Issei.
"What do you mean you lost to a baking soda volcano!?" The Archangel heard Serafall exclaim in disbelief.
"How should I know!?" Her husband retorted with a grumpy look. "The judges were way too into that compared to my Inator, which was waaaay more impressive than that kid's baking soda volcano…. Until I found out that all it did was fire a laser into space."
"That's it?"
"I mean, yeah?" Heinz admitted, scratching his head.
"Have you tried aiming it somewhere other than the sky?" She asked with a raised eyebrow. "Those judges shouldn't have been judges if they thought that a baking soda volcano was better than your inventions!"
Heinz cupped his chin in thought, Kemuel noticed that he was rather grumpy before he and Serafall had a conversation. "Now that you mentioned it, I haven't thought of that. I'll probably do it right now."
"Heinz." Kemuel called.
"Yes, Kemmy?"
"Mind introducing me to your new friend?" She asked with her gaze set on Serafall curiously.
"O-Oh yeah, right. Well… Serafall, meet my wife. " Before he could finish his sentence, Serafall interrupted the introduction.
"Hi!" The Devil greeted with a polite bow. "My name is Serafall, you must be Doof-tan's wife! It's nice to meet you!"
Kemuel was so not used to seeing an important figure in Devil society such as her be childish and cheerful, that she let out a small smile. "Kamilla, the same goes for you as well. Say, how has my husband been treating you?"
"Oh he's been treating me better than you think!" She said happily. "He'll even make me a machine"
"Inator!" Heinz corrected with his arms crossed.
"Ahem," Serafall cleared her throat. "Inator, one that will turn me into a full-fledged Magical Girl! Can I call you Kemmy-tan?"
Seeing no harm with it she allowed it, which made Serafall quite happy.
"By the way, Azzy and Vali are paying a visit," Heinz stated, getting a deadpan look from his wife in response. Serafall raised an eyebrow when he mentioned 'Azzy', Kemuel already knew where this was going but stayed silent.
"Are you sure that troublesome kid of his won't go out of his way to cause trouble for our little dove?" She questioned, as she didn't trust that kid anywhere near her daughter.
"Norm already gave him a lesson, I don't think he'll want another one." He said confidently.
"I highly doubt that." Kemuel countered with a deadpan. "You know how that brat behaves, and he'll likely challenge Norm again. Serafall, if you may excuse us? I would like to have a chat with my husband."
Serafall nodded and walked back to the couch with the kids and Norm as the two adults went far away from the living room so no one would be able to eavesdrop on them.
"Say, Heinz, how are the upgrades I have requested you to install on Norm?" She inquired.
"Oh." Her husband said simply in realization before his mood brightened up a little. "Well, Norm still needs to perform some tests on the upgrades before it's all fine and dandy! Me and Azzy are still in that phase trying to instill some stuff to let Norm perform magic and there have been several attempts… which all failed but we are still getting to that… However! Technology can still match up against magic, take that you magic supremaci-!"
DING DONG!
"Oh, they're here!" He chimed. Kemuel nodded as Heinz went to the front door, opening it-
Doofenshmirtz Evil Mansion~!
-to reveal Azazel with a silver-haired kid. The man waved a hand at them.
"My fellow brother-in-science!" Azazel greeted with his hand stretched out, Heinz took it in response. "Been a while since the last time I visited your place!"
"Where does that jingle even come from?" The silver-haired child, Vali, scoffed. "It's so annoying that it makes me want to smash it."
"And that's why I don't want you near my Vanessa." Heinz gave him a stink eye, "You'll just smash everything including my Inators, you sure you are raising him right?"
"I sure do keep him well-fed and give him a nice home as well as tutor him in my free time." He responded. Suddenly, he leans on Heinz to whisper in his ear with Kemuel raising an eyebrow toward her brother before her eyes hardened as she saw another figure besides Azazel and Vali
'I think we may have fucked up big time with what's gonna happen right now…' Heinz was confused why Azazel looks worried now, Azazel points a thumb behind him and saw…
"Greetings to you, my brother-in-law!" A tall man in a fancy suit with pale skin, red eyes, and long black hair. In his arms were a bunch of gifts.
"Kokabiel…?" The scientist was stunned, and he turned to Azazel for answers. Serafall on the couch choked on her snack when she heard that name from afar via enhanced hearing.
"He…" Azazel tried to talk, only to shrink when Kemuel glared at him, "H-He kind of wanted to tag along to meet Kemmy and Vanessa…"
"And I also would like to meet the man who married my sister!" The man now named Kokabiel chimed in happily, Kemuel was now confused at her Fallen brother's behavior.
Kokabiel was a Fallen Angel who enjoyed war and bloodshed and would go to great lengths to enact another Great War to satisfy his thirst for it, not a man who would want to know her husband and play along.
His behavior is also an oddity, for all she knows, he would rather kill her husband and plot something in the scenes to point her towards the Devils, the Angels or both.
"Darling, and dear brother." She called out with a malicious tone, and both scientists gulped.
"Y-Yes, honey?/Y-yes?"
"Are you two responsible for the sudden change in Kokabiel's behavior?" She asked 'kindly'.
"Friendly reminder that trying to lie to my wife never works," Heinz commented, Azazel looked at him and sighed in defeat.
"He's correct, we're responsible for his change of behavior." He admitted he put a hand on Vali's shoulder. "It's all thanks to him touching some things during our experiments."
"Your fault for leaving without anyone guarding it." Vali retorts.
Kemuel forced herself to not facepalm at the display, she gestured to the living room for them to come in. "Come on, let's discuss this inside.."
Kokabiel, Azazel and Vali gladly took her offer.
Kokabiel was busy introducing themself and getting to know his niece and her friends while Vali decided to also join in the fun of playing on the console as Serafall handed him the controller she was just using a few minutes ago.
At the dining table, both adults had tea to discuss the topic regarding Kokabiel's change of heart.
Kemuel calmly sipped her tea, as she kept a close eye on Kokabiel who was handing gifts to her daughter. One for every missed birthday. "… So you're telling me that he was hit by a stray blast from this Re-Good-Inator you asked my husband to recreate?"
"Who else gets me curious about how one can turn a truly evil person into a good guy?" Azazel said weakly, "I still can't get my head over his inventions being able to do whatever he intends them to do and he told me that story where he invented that Ultimate-Evil-Inator that turns every good man and woman in the world the evilest person you can imagine and the Re-Good-Inator to do the opposite."
"You called me over four days ago, at that time you were free from doing paperwork or something," Heinz said as he ate a snack. "It was around that time, during noon, that we were just gonna go grab some lunch and Vali snuck into our laboratory and started pressing random buttons in the Inator!"
Flashback, 4 Days Ago…
Heinz and Azazel exited the laboratory to grab some lunch to fill up their empty stomachs, forgetting to lock the laboratory room to do so as the Half-Devil snuck into the laboratory.
His eyes widened in fascination at all the machines that were displayed in the laboratory, wandering and taking a look at every machine until he stumbled upon the newly recreated Re-Good-Inator with a different design compared to the one he previously created. Curious about the big red button on the display, he pressed it.
[Random-Target Mode Activated.]
The machine started firing in all directions, Vali panicked as he started smashing the same button in hopes of stopping it and narrowly dodged a stray shot from the Re-Good-Inator. He then saw another button at the back of it with the words 'self-destruct', he pushed said button as the machine exploded into pieces.
The Half-Devil sighs in relief.
He wondered where all those stray blasts hit someone.
Somewhere
"… Wow, this is some good material. The class president masturbating sure is hot." A tanned skin blonde-haired high school student commented as he watched the video he recorded.
"Delete that right now!" Her demand sounded more like a plea.
"Only if you ditch your boyfriend and hang out with me instead, I'm a better man than him-" The high school boy suddenly was hit by a beam of green light that engulfed his whole body for a few seconds before disappearing. The girl's eyes widened as her classmate did a 180, "-And I am deleting it now, my apologies for the trouble. I will be leaving now, goodbye and have a good day. Hopefully, I get to find a girl that's as amazing as you one day."
With that, the male gyaru walked away leaving the class president stunned by what just occurred.
"Eh?"
Somewhere… Again…
A pair of armed men were about to enter the school to cause chaos and use a bunch of students as ransom. The same beam of light hit them as they were about to enter inside, the men suddenly rushed into a nearby alley and came out, returning to the school carrying toolboxes from who knows where.
They entered the school grounds with someone who looked like they were waiting for them.
"I suppose you two are the ones the principal calls to repair our damaged equipment?" He asked neutrally.
"Yes, yes we are." One of them replied as each of them showed them their toolboxes.
The man nodded, gesturing to them to follow him inside the school.
Unbeknownst to them, a pair of girls were watching them.
"Weren't they armed a few seconds ago?" She asked her friend beside her.
"And they suddenly changed their minds and discarded all of their weapons in public of all things." She adjusted her glasses as stared at the discarded knives and pistols on the ground near their school.
"Sona, ever since we met that robot, things have been getting weirder and weirder."
"Perhaps."
Unknown Location
"Curse that Azazel and his pacifism!" Kokabiel spat as he punched a nearby tree in frustration. "Why can't he understand my views!? It's for the good of the Fallen kind and our culture as a whole! We are practically doing the world a favor over here, ridding it of such filth-"
He and Azazel had a meeting regarding the future of Grigori, his proposal? Restart the Great War, which had everyone looking at him like he was an idiot before Azazel and Shemhazai discarded it, citing their unwillingness to drag the entire race of Fallen Angels into extinction.
Which was obviously bullshit, there was no way they'd lose! Azazel was just so busy researching Sacred Gears and other human things with that human friend of his that it had started to disgust him.
Kokabiel was so focused on venting his frustrations that he didn't notice a stray blast heading towards him, the blast hit him and he paused mid-rant before suddenly looking at the night sky.
'Beautiful…' He thought. He then unfolded his wings before deciding to take a stroll through the night sky and observe a nearby city with fascination at the view as the lights shimmered beautifully. This wonderful light of progress…
"Is this what I wanted to destroy?" Tears formed in his bloodshot eyes but he paid no mind to it, "to destroy something this beautiful…?"
Kokabiel then descended to the nearest rooftop of a building as he continued observing the humans and their daily lives.
"I am truly bringing our kind and this world into destruction…" He noted, a sad smile slowly forming on his face. "I must apologize to Azazel and Shemhazai… But first."
His path toward redemption had only just begun
Somewhere in Italy
"A ten-winged Fallen Angel just entered the Vatican and dropped these two on our doorstep?" Griselda asked a priest, pointing at the tied-up men who were none other than Freed Sellzan and Valper Galilei.
"Y-yes, milady!" He responded, stuttering as a pair of Exorcists escorted the wanted criminals in the Church away.
"Can you describe his appearance besides having ten wings?" She inquired
The priest nodded. "Of course, he had long hair, pale skin, elvish ears, and red eyes that looked like they were bloodshot. He stated that 'handling these criminals is a gift and I hope my relationship with my siblings will be a better one someday' before leaving."
'Kokabiel…?' Griselda thought. 'What is that warmonger planning…?'
"Thank you, I must be off to report this to Lord Michael."
Back to Kuoh
Azazel and Heinz finally returned to their laboratory with food in their hands, they planned to eat their lunch while working on the Inator, not noticing Vali slipping away from the laboratory but they did see him running away in a hurry.
They merely shrugged as they opened the door and froze in place on what they witnessed.
The entire lab was a mess with the center of it all being pieces of the Re-Good-Inator just lying on the ground.
"Okay," Heinz began, "why does this place look like it was wrecked by Perry the Platypus when he isn't even here?"
"Hello, Dad and Uncle!" Norm greeted them as he approached them, "I must relay a message that someone you knew wants to meet with you, Uncle Azazel-"
"Azazel!" The one interrupting Norm was Kokabiel, who barged into the house Azazel had purchased near the Doofenshmirtz household. "We have much to discuss! While thinking over it, I reconsidered my views and now I support your way of peace and advancement!"
Both scientists stared blankly at Kokabiel and between him and the destroyed Re-Good-Inator, both opened their mouths in the realization of the sudden change of attitude the former warmonger just experienced.
Flashback End
Present Day
"And the rest is history," Azazel concluded. "Honestly, this is probably for the best and I like how Kokabiel mellowed down."
"You tell me," Heinz nodded in agreement. "All his preaching for another Great War sounded so annoying. Kemmy, as much as you don't trust the guy can you pleeeeaaaase give him a chance? He seems like a fine guy now."
Kemuel glanced at Kokabiel now on the couch playing video games with his daughter and friends, and saw none of the emotions and laughter from him as a hoax. Instead, this seemed like genuine joy from spending time with Vanessa, his niece.
"Fine," The Angel sighed as she crossed her arms, Azazel and Heinz let out a smile. "But! If you keep him in line and truly make sure he's not the kind of person he used to be."
"That's fair." Heinz chirped, placed the cup on the table, and stood up. "I still need to fulfill my promise to Serafall the Devil with that Magical-Girl-Inator."
All three glanced at Serafall who was listening in on their conversation the whole time, Kemuel gave her a blank stare and Azazel meanwhile raised an eyebrow. Said Devil blanched at the attention she was getting, before following Heinz to the laboratory squealing in excitement.
"Huh, didn't notice one of the Four Great Satans here," Azazel commented before he stood up from his seat as well to follow him too, as well as see this new machine his brother-in-law was making for the Devil in question.
Kemuel stood up from the dining table and decided to join the kids on the couch while keeping an eye on Kokabiel, she also glanced at Ophis before shifting her gaze to the TV screen.
Her husband decided to adopt Ophis, but the question was…
How exactly does one raise a Dragon God that is going to be part of the family soon?
'Shitori' Household
Sona and her sister stayed at the house her family purchased to blend in with human society, she was currently watching the TV with a bored look until her older sister barged into the living room wearing normal clothes and not her magical girl cosplay outfit.
"So-tan!" She called, looking as happy as ever. "I have something to show you, a lot just happened in a single day!"
"What is it, Onee-sama?" Sona decided to humor her, she raised an eyebrow when she pulled out an item and brought it in front of her. The next action she did was… posing…?
"Levi Up!" She called out as the item in her right hand began glowing in a pinkish hue, her entire body sans the head was then covered in a pink aura as a new set of clothes began forming and wrapping around her older sister, the clothes looked familiar-.
"In the darkness of the Underworld,"
"In the harshness of hell,"
"And protector of happiness,"
Wait, why is she chanting? And why does the glow keep getting brighter and brighter as her sister continues to chant!?
"Thus I cast…"
"RISE!"
The clothing finished materializing and her older sister was now wearing the same pink-colored magical girl outfit with a few modifications. Sona couldn't help but sense those clothes were magical and they weren't from the magic Devils uses.
A wand materialized out of thin air as Serafall grabbed it and raised it above her head.
"MAHOU MAOU LEVIA-TAN!"
Serafall strikes one last pose and gives Sona a wink.
"Look how I am now an actual Magical Girl, So-tan!" She cheered, as she flew around the living room without the aid of her Devil wings. "Aren't you proud of your Onee-chan!? Maybe I should ask Doof-tan to use his Magical-Girl-Inator on you and also turn you into a Magical Girl as well!"
"Together, we shall fight the darkness that lurks in this cruel world and swoop in to save the day!" She struck a pose with one foot on the table with the hand in her hand pointed at the ceiling.
Sona hoped that all of this was simply a nightmare and she'd wake up any moment.
She slapped herself to make sure of it.
It wasn't a nightmare.
The Next Day, Doofenshmirtz Household, Heinz's Laboratory
Inside the laboratory, Serafall was busy giving a briefing to everyone present, consisting of Heinz, Azazel, Kokabiel, Vanessa, Ophis, Issei, Vali and the other kids in the room.
"Ok, listen up!" Serafall called, bringing out a miniature version of the Balloony-Tracker-Inator Heinz handed her. "If we were to track Doof-tan's best friend- which is impossible since it is in outer space, we're gonna need a spaceship… I wonder if Doof-tan has one lying around?"
Everyone in the room looked at Heinz for answers.
"I- I don't have a 'spaceship' per se," He stated, looking rather confident at the next thing he'd say. "But I do have-Hey! Who are these kids!?"
"I brought them along!" Serafall answered, "This is my little sister So-tan and her best friend Rias Gremory!"
"Sona Sitri, a pleasure," Sona greeted. "Please excuse my Onee-sama's behavior."
"And I'm Rias Gremory!" The redhead introduced herself. "I can't believe I'm meeting the one who created Norm! Oh, Seek-chan's gonna be jealous~!"
"Well nice to meet you two," He kneeled and patted them on the head. "I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz, I'm sure you both get along with both of my daughters-Wait, we're getting off-topic."
The scientist let out a fake cough, "Anyway, I do have this thing in the backyard. Me and Azzy built it but we weren't sure when we would use it but I'm glad we are finally getting some use out of it."
Everyone gathered in the backyard where there was a rather large object that was at the same height as the mansion, if not bigger, and was covered in a large blanket big enough that it covered whatever it was.
Heinz gives Azazel the signal, the Governor responded and removed the blanket revealing… "BEHOLD! The Galactic-Travel-Inator!"
The Galactic-Travel-Inator
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Everyone sans Heinz, Azazel, Ophis, Sona, Vanessa, and Kokabiel were crying in joy and excitement at the sight.
"Intriguing," Ophis said as she munched on a sandwich.
"You get inside it, it flies you up to, and I guess more to the point, through space." He clarified.
Azazel whistled as he placed a hand on it "This is something I could never dream of building without Heinz and I am dang proud of it!"
"You mean like a spaceship?" Kokabiel asked, still staring at the thing. "The same thing humans used to travel to the moon?"
"Well," Heinz frowned at the fact his invention was being called a spaceship. "I suppose it's like a spaceship, in that it operates like and performs the same functions as a spaceship, but it's an Inator. There's a difference." He clarified as he put his hands on his hips.
"Is the difference purely semantic?" Sona asked with her index finger raised a little.
"It's branding! Leave me alone." The scientist crossed his arms.
"WOOOHOOOO!" Serafall screamed in joy as both she and Rias were jumping up and down with Issei joining along the excitement.
"WE'RE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP IN SPACE AND MEET ALIENS ALONG THE WAY!"
Hey uhhh… This is awkward.
It's been 9 months since I last updated this fic and I just got enough free time and motivation to write another chapter and I pray that it stays that way. I'm on my 4th quarter exams and tomorrow will be my last exam for today I wrote this chapter in hopes of at least making it so that this fic is not dead.
I'll be seeing you all next week is when my summer break begins and I'll write more chapters to make up for all the absences I've been doing.
All the comments and criticisms are welcome to improve my writing skills and are appreciated to motivate me further! In the meantime, I'll be studying for my last exams tomorrow and finish up everything in school.
Bye-bye!
Last edited: Jun 17, 2024
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