Chapter 4 - my venus flytrap ate a caterpillar coming out of my eyeball at 3 am
*It was now 3:11 AM on Sunday, November 24 2024. Raymond is woken up by a voice sounding a lot like Cookie. It goes along the lines of "You should have dated me!"*
Raymond: AHH! WTF Cookie where are you, I thought you were dead!
Cookie: I am here. There is a caterpillar coming out of your eyeball and I am that caterpillar. I got reincarnated as a talking maggot coming out of your eyeball because I heard the Devil say - "People who kill themselves burn in hell for a few hours and get reincarnated into something much worse than their previous life's species". Please let me live a happy life and turn me into a happy beetle
Raymond: Yeah, fxck off I'm feeding you to the venus flytrap.
Caterpillar: Wait WTF DON'T NOOOO AHHHHHHH
*Raymond throws the caterpillar which was once Cookie into the venus flytrap. He thinks this is a nightmare and the venus flytrap closes which traps the caterpillar, suffocates her, digests her with its enzymes and kills her.*
Caterpillar: YEEARRRRRRGH-ahhhh-ahhhh...
*Raymond goes back to sleep from this fever dream.*
-END OF CHAPTER FOUR-