Hey Arnold – Honeymoon in Gravity Falls (Chapter 06)

Fanfiction written by dj_ddt

All Rights of Hey Arnold by Nickelodeon and Craig Bartlett

All Rights of Gravity Falls by Disney and Alex Hirsch

Pacifica, Helga and Arnold were drinking coffee and chatting with each other, when suddenly someone entered the diner.

„Finaly, i've found you!", this person said.

„Who are you?", Pacifica asked, but got no answer.

„Hmmm…", Arnold muttered, „I think i know this pers…".

Then it struck him like a bolt and he spluttered his coffee all over the table.

„IT'S WOLFGANG!", Arnold shouted.

„WTF?", Helga shrieked, „No! Please tell me that's not true!"

„Oh yeah, it IS true! HAHAHAHA!", Wolfgang laughed. „And now i make your life a living hell, like you did to me!"

„What? You really want REVENGE?", Arnold asked. „For what? YOU have always treated US badly, not the other way round!"

„Shut up, Football-Head!", Wolfgang shouted, „I can do whatever i want, whenever i want! I want revenge for putting me into jail!"

„Yo deserved that, you attempted murder on us multiple times!", Helga grumbled.

„So what? You two are just annoying bugs and now i stomp on you and get rid of you once and for all!", Wolfgang shouted.

„NOW YOU SHUT THE F* UP!", Pacifica exploded. „This is MY damn diner and you are doing NOTHING like that here!"

„LOL, what do you want to do against it?", Wolfgang laughed.

Pacifica walked towards him and Arnold and Helga darted up from their chairs.

„How dare you talking to me like that?!", Pacifica asked and slapped him in his face.

At first he looked shocked at her, but then he tried to grab her, but Arnold and Helga jumped on him and pummeled him until he was unconscious.

They chained his arms and legs together. Pacifica called dipper to bring his pick up car.

„Hey Paz, what you need it for?", he asked entering the diner.

„Wait a minute...what is that?", he asked, spotting Wolfgang on the ground.

„He is an old foe of us!", Arnold explained, „He wanted to kill us!"

„OMG! Are you all okay?", Dipper asked, „Paz, has he laid his fingers on you?"

„No, no, nothing happend!", Pacifica smiled at Dipper, „He tried, but Arnold and Helga took him down!"

„Phew, i'm so glad!", Dipper said and kissed Pacifica. „But what happens now?"

„I thought you drive him out of the town and let him out somewhere in the woods!", Pacifica answered.

„Why not drive him to the police?", Dipper asked.

„Come on Dippi, you know our Police. They are useless!", Pacifica said.

„Okay...yeah...but…", Dipper stumpled on his words.

„No buts, darling!", Pacifica said, „Get him out of here! He is a dangerous person!"

„Okay, okay!", he sighed, „I do anything for you, Pacifica!"

„I know!", she whinked and kissed im on his cheek.

„I would rather more like to give him to the police, but he has nothing done yet, so they would not believe us, i think!", Arnold sighed.

„Yeah, like with our car-crash.", Helga added.

Dipper and Arnold drove Wolfgang 100 miles out of town and placed him into an old lodge in the wood.

„I hope nobody saw us!", Arnold whined.

„I don't think so!", Dipper shrucked, „Here are not living many people!"

Back at the diner Helga told him, she is not in the mood anymore for hiking.

„We can continue tomorrow, if you like!", Pacifica said.

„Allright, let's do that. But now i am exhausted, also mentally!", Helga answered.

Arnold hugged and kissed her. „Let's have a cuddly evening then at the shack!", he said.

„Sounds good to me!", Helga smiled.