Ruby: "We've got a sex death coming up."

Our latest file brings us incident 0102272006 - the picture showing a man wearing a black rubber suit, his mouth forced open by a red ball gag.

Shannon: "Okay, we already had a sex death on this show, but this is the first one to actually take place during the deed."

Zoom in.


As the video begins we see a man in a white shirt and black tie walking through a hallway of sorts, with doors lined up like brave soldiers.

Date of Incident: February 27, 2006

Location of Incident: The Kitty Patch, Tonopah, Nevada

Ruby: (Narrating) "This is Sam Ricky, and he is, like, a rarity. A 32-year-old-virgin, to be more specific. With his testicles going code blue, he's gone to the red light district for relief. And this house of love has a lot to choose from…"

Sam looks into one of the open doors, where he is greeted by a tan-skinned woman dressed up in a Pocohontas costume. She sways her hips for him as he licks his lips in excitement.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Hm… Pocohotass looks promising…"

After surveying her for a bid Sam leaves the door and travels the hallway to another door. Peering inside, he sees a lighter-skinned woman in a maid outfit dusting the table she is sitting on.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Ah, can't go wrong with a French maid."

Sam nods gleefully at this sight.

Maid: "You like?"

Sam: "Oh yeah…"

Sam leaves this room and turns around to see another open door. This time he is greeted by a blonde-haired woman in a red dominatrix outfit, several pieces of BDSM equipment set up on the wall behind her. She spanks her hand several times with a whip, the crack of the impact slicing through the silence in the air.

Ruby: (Narrating) "But when he gets to, like, door number three…"

Dominatrix: "You've been a bad, bad boy…"

Ruby: (Narrating) "... his choice is made for him."

The dominatrix walks up to Sam, takes him by the tie and pulls him into the room, closing the door behind them.

Soon enough we jump forward in time a few minutes. Sam is now covered in a black rubber suit, with only his head and hands visible. His wrists are chained to the X-shaped restraint behind him.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Miss Misery has the answer to all of his problems."

Miss Misery then takes out a red ball gag and places it in Sam's mouth, tying the straps tight around the back of his head. He is moaning in indecipherable gibberish as Miss Misery pulls the head of the rubber suit over his head.

Ruby: (Narrating) "As long as he obeys."

Miss Misery: "Shut up! Now do as I say."

Ruby: (Narrating) "Sam loves it. He's itching with excitement."

Sam's eyes begin flailing in all directions. He is now grimacing.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Actually, he's itching for another reason."

Sam's face is now beginning to swell up.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Sam never knew, but he has, like, a severe allergy to latex!"

His breathing has become heavy and he is looking around in panic.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Just like an allergy to a bee sting or peanuts, if your immune system doesn't like something, it tells you!"

Sam is startled by Miss Misery slapping her whip near him.

Miss Misery: "STOP IT!"

She pulls down the mouth of the suit to tell him off.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Sam realises something is wrong, but Miss Misery has been in this game for a while. She's rarely seen any sub enjoying himself so much."

After Miss Misery asks Sam something he nods in response.

Ruby: (Narrating) "She likes a good response, and gives Sam her best stuff."

A new scene shows Sam chained down on all fours while Miss Misery is spanking his rear. He is groaning in pain, but the gag is preventing him from saying any coherent words.

Miss Misery: "CRY! Cry, baby, cry! Let me hear it!"

Ruby: (Narrating) "Over to you, Shanny."

Cut to Shannon in the office.

Shannon: "I spoke with a former dominatrix about this scenario. She admitted to me that it was possible that she thought he was having a lot of fun and that his reaction was one of pleasure, not pain. When you're playing with someone for the first time you don't really know what they're capable of."

Back in Miss Misery's room she is still whipping Sam and downtalking him.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Totally immobilised by chains, bound and gagged, Sam is unable to tell Miss Misery anything."

Miss Misery: "SHUT UP!"

Sam is still groaning.

Miss Misery: "I SAID SHUT UP!"

Ruby: (Narrating) "Underneath the suit, Sam is breaking out into hives all over his body. His eyes are burning, and every inch of his skin is covered in a rash."

Miss Misery then bends down and looks Sam in the eye.

Miss Misery: "Are we having fun yet?"

Sam shakes his head no.

Ruby: (Narrating) "You said you had something else to say here, Shanny?"

Shannon: (Narrating) "Yes. This is probably one of the more severe cases of latex allergy I have witnessed. Quick and to the point. If you could not get Sam out of that suit within seconds, there really isn't anything else you could do."

By now Sam has collapsed onto the table he is chained to, and he is now convulsing.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Finally, Sam goes into anaphylactic shock, the body's response to a severe allergy. Blood pressure drops, the heart rate slows, and eventually stops altogether."

Gradually Sam's convulsions lessen until he ultimately ceases moving altogether.

Ruby: (Narrating) "Unable to escape, the gimp goes limp… and dies."

WAY TO DIE #319

DOMIN-A-DEAD


Return to the Sharuby couple in their office, where Ruby is wincing.

Ruby: "That, like, looked super painful. I imagine suffering in bodywide pain is one of the worst ways to go."

Shannon: "Who knew Sam's first time would also be his last? My turn to narrate."

Ruby closes the file and marks it before wheeling over to get the next one.