Skill 67: Talk Shop When It Comes To Everything Otaku [II]

Yuki Suou was faced with a rather unusual problem.

The problem presented itself in the form of a rotten dead fish eyed loner, a senpai from her school, who went by the name of Hikigaya.

You see, Hikigaya-senpai had waltzed in on her whilst she was naked in the bathroom, fresh from a hot shower, eagerly awaiting the arrival of her older brother to do pretty much the exact same thing. Why? Was she a bro-con? Let's not get into that shall we.

Unfortunately for her, Hikigaya-senpai didn't seem to get the message as the loner refused to leave the apartment and was now lounging in her brother's room while going through his collection of light novels and manga. The very same stuff which he had lent to her brother in the first place. If he wanted to read them again, he could very well do that back in his own house. But no, he was doing it right here, at her brother's place, with all her otaku stuff kept in the very next room.

This was a nightmare. Yuki had to do something. Fast. "Um, Hikigaya-senpai, is there a reason why you want to meet up with Masachika-kun tonight? I'm sure whatever you have to talk about can wait until tomorrow when you see him in school."

Hikigaya-senpai's eyes never left the pages of the light novel. "No. I think I should wait for him to come back. There are certain things I want to discuss with him, man to man, that can't wait until tomorrow."

Yuki resisted the urge to roll her eyes at him. Hikigaya-senpai was an otaku. Like her brother. She was pretty sure a man to man conversation included discussing the latest plot developments in an isekai light novel. "I'm sure you can have a lively discussion on everything manga and anime while in school. Besides, I don't think Masachika-kun will be in any shape to geek out after he returns home. He will be tired and hungry and ready to turn in for the night."

Hikigaya-senpai didn't take the hint. Instead, he made a pro-gamer move. "It's funny you think I would talk to him about otaku stuff when there are more important matters to discuss at hand." He huffed in frustration. "Don't mistake me for your average otaku degenerate. I have risen."

Said the man quoting Dragon Ball Z: Abridged. Yuki resisted the urge to squeal and share her appreciation for the series with a fellow otaku with great taste. But she practiced some level of self control. This won't do. This won't do at all. "I see." She copied him. "Pray tell, what will you be discussing with Masachika-kun that is so important?"

Hikigaya-senpai didn't bat an eye. But his voice and delivery wasn't quite as deadpan as he would have hoped. "I will be talking to him about the time I walked in on his sister while she was naked in the bathroom."

Yuki Suou panicked. Without thinking twice she reached out and grabbed him. Not by the throat mind you. She wasn't that desperate. Neither did she plan on killing him. Well, not yet. But it was time to work the old, feminine charm. "Please senpai," she batted her eyelashes at him and pulled at the fabric of his elbow. "Please senpai, don't tell Masachika-kun what happened. I am willing to do anything to keep this a secret between us."

Hikigaya-senpai chuckled. "There you go, saying such a clichéd line from every hentai ever written. And here I was, almost buying into your whole ojou-sama act and wondering whether the whole naked scene which happened in the bathroom was all a fever dream."

Yuki Suou tried to pretend and put up a brave front. "It's not an act. I am an ojou-sama. Don't you know what they call me in school?"

Hikigaya-senpai nodded. "I know what they call you in school. Why do you think I have been calling you a princess all this time?"

Yuki Suou shrugged. "I don't know. You don't look like the type who would bother himself with silly nicknames kids give each other at school. Besides, didn't you refer to yourself as Batman before? Going by that analogy, I would be Wonder Woman, making me a princess in your eyes. I didn't know you thought so highly of me, senpai. I feel like I should be honoured." She stated politely.

Hikigaya-senpai wasn't buying it. "No offense. But you don't have what it takes to be the absolute Goddess that is Wonder Woman. You just quoted a generic line from a hentai. I think that's something Catwoman would do." He nodded his head a couple of times, growing used to the idea. "Yeah, Selina Kyle is definitely more upto your speed."

Yuki Suou was miffed at first. But she ran with it. "I will take it. Selina Kyle is a badass in her own right. And she's an anti-hero and part of the Bat Family. Besides, I would look downright sexy rocking the whole leather look. Not to mention the whip. Can't forget about the whip." She added sagely. "Besides, there are more stories where Selina and Bruce end up together than there are those featuring Wonder Woman and Batman as a couple. I think Selina and Bruce even have a daughter together named, Helena Wayne. She becomes Batwoman in the future."

"You know your stuff." Hikigaya-senpai sounded mighty impressed. "But its comics, so I'm pretty sure there is some What If or Elsewhere issue where Diana and Bruce shack up and have a kid or something."

Yuki Suou acted awfully smug. "You sound unsure, Hikigaya-senpai. You don't even know if they had a son or a daughter."

Hikigaya-senpai dived back into the light novel he was reading. "Don't sound too happy, Suou-san. You are supposed to be the Noble Princess, remember? A girl like you shouldn't even know what a comic book is, let alone show off her in depth knowledge about Batman's love life."

Dammit. How could she be so irresponsible? Yuki Suou was supposed to take on her Noble Princess persona right now. She was with a guest, a total stranger from school, not an otaku buddy, definitely not her older brother. Yuki had to act fast and save face. "Well, Masachika-kun is my childhood friend, so I guess I learnt a few things here and there. It's nothing worth bragging about, I assure you."

Hikigaya-senpai didn't seem to believe her. "Uh-huh." He picked up a manga and flipped through the pages. "What are your thoughts on this isekai manga?" He asked.

Play dumb. "What's an isekai?" Yuki asked.

Hikigaya-senpai huffed. "Are we really doing this? You mean to tell me you don't know what an isekai manga is? Have you been living under a rock lately? Or do you have trouble grasping the Japanese language?"

Yuki Suou felt mighty insulted. "I have a very good grasp on the Japanese language, thank you very much. I just don't know anything about this isekai manga you speak of." She stated coolly. What a bold faced lie she was telling. She almost died from cringe.

"Okay, so you mean to tell me the otaku girl who I saw naked in the bathroom doesn't know what an isekai manga is?" Hikigaya-senpai asked with a touch of incredulity. "Need I remind you that you were naked in the bathroom in the first place because you wanted to unlock the achievement for when the-older-brother- walks-in-on-his-younger-sister-naked cliché." He leveled her with a look. "You are that much of an otaku degenerate, Suou-san."

Yuki turned a bit pink. This was their first meeting and he already had her character down pat. What a guy. But this was turning out to be a big problem. "Hikigaya-senpai, I would very much like you to forget everything that you saw in the bathroom. In fact, I want you to erase the memory."

Hikigaya-senpai considered her for a moment and then shook his head. "No, I don't think I will. I am a loner. I don't think I will get another chance to look at a girl naked anytime soon. Besides, you are an otaku girl who is not a fujoshi. That's like a really rare pokemon."

And the otaku was comparing her to a pokemon. Fine, she can work with this. Yuki Suou gave him a sweet smile. "If I say Pika-Pika-Pikachu, will you please forget everything that happened between us?"

"…Don't try to tempt me with sweet nostalgia bait." Hikigaya-senpai stammered out. "Besides, if you act like Pikachu how will that help me believe that you are not an otaku? I mean Pokemon was a lot of people's gateway drug into anime. Was it yours too?"

As if. "Faster Than A Kiss was my first manga."

Hikigaya blinked. Then let out a slow appreciative whistle. "Ah, I see. So you have always had a thing for forbidden romances. And you started with a shoujo manga which explored the teacher-student relationship. I admire your taste, Suou-san."

Dammit. Hikigaya-senpai was really good at getting her to talk about otaku stuff. "Please forget I said anything." She spoke using her more elegant and sophisticated voice. "I'm not an otaku. I am Yuki Suou. I have an image to maintain."

Hikigaya-senpai just looked at her for a few second and then said something which puzzled her completely. "Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't care." He held onto her gaze, looking deep into her eyes. "Ever heard of this quote, Suou-san?"

Yuki Suou shook her head. It was a really cool sounding quote. But she couldn't place it. "No. Whose is it?"

Hikigaya quirked his lips upwards slightly. "It's one of mine."

Yuki Suou ran the line through her head and then she pressed her lips together. "Are you calling me a fake person, Hikigaya-senpai? I don't appreciate it."

"Well, you are a bit of a contrarian, Suou-san." He replied. "Unfortunately, I can't call you a tsundere."

Yuki Suou didn't know whether or not she had been insulted. But luckily for her, she knew exactly what to say to him. "Are you the strangest because you're Hikigaya-senpai or are you Hikigaya-senpai because you're the strangest?"

Hikigaya-senpai cracked a smile. "Nice. But I don't think it made much sense. I can definitely do you one better." He looked deep into her eyes. "Are you the cutest because you're Yuki Suou or are you Yuki Suou because you're the cutest?"

Yuki Suou blushed. "Hikigaya-senpai, that was so lame. Also, don't you feel embarrassed? You just called me cute. I thought you were supposed to be a loner? A loner isn't supposed to act so smooth. What the hell is wrong with you?"

Hikigaya-senpai chuckled. "I don't know to be honest. I just don't see you as a girl."

Yuki Suou made a face. "I take it all back. You are definitely an otaku loner who is gonna die alone, probably while still being a virgin."

"Woah, that was unnecessarily harsh." Hikigaya considered her for a moment. "Did I touch a sore subject? I didn't mean to offend you, Suou-san."

Yuki let out a world weary sigh. "I wasn't offended. But you proved my point. If I became an otaku like my brother or you, then guys won't see me like a girl. I will just be an otaku. And I don't want that."

Hikigaya eyed her for a moment. Then, "You have C-Cup breasts."

"Please erase that data from your memory!" Yuki Suou yelled while turning beet red in embarrassment. "My breasts are none of your concern."

"I don't think I can." Hikigaya-senpai admitted. "I don't know what the big deal is. There are a bunch of women with bigger breasts than you. I mean have you seen Alya's breasts? They are much bigger than yours."

Yuki Suou glared. "Okay. I definitely believe it. You are a loner who doesn't know how to talk to girls. Please leave Masachika-kun's house or I will cause a genocide."

"Well, that escalated quickly." Hikigaya eyed her. "Do you have a problem with Alya?"

Yuki smiled. "No. Of course not. I dare say we are friends."

"Now that was a really fake smile." Hikigaya stated bluntly. "It was like you were not even trying. I will give it a 5 out of 10."

Yuki Suou was surprised. "How do you know it was a fake smile?"

Hikigaya-senpai shrugged. "I know a woman with a fake smile. In fact, you could call her the woman with a thousand smiles."

Yuki Suou eyed him warily. "Okay, if that was meant to be some kind of reference, you lost me."

"Bit of an inside joke really. You wouldn't get it." Hikigaya-senpai said with a cocky grin. "Now back to the subject at hand," He held up the manga he was reading. "Have you read this isekai manga?"

Yuki Suou read the title from the cover. "No Longer Allowed In Another World." She had definitely read the first volume and found it to be a great read. But should she be telling him that? It was not the smart move.

"I have read it." Oh, to hell with it.

"Did you like it?" Hikigaya-senpai asked.

Yuki Suou blushed under his gaze and nodded her head a couple of times. "I like it. It's a unique concept."

Hikigaya-senpai nodded. "Personally, I liked the main protagonist a lot more. In fact, I kinda identified with him a lot. Do you know, it's not specified anywhere in the manga, but it is heavily implied that the main character, this 'sensei' is really Osamu Dazai." He gave her a look. "Please tell me you have heard about him at least?"

Yuki Suou pouted. "How rude. Osamu Dazai is one of the greatest authors in Japanese history. Knowing about him doesn't make you an otaku. In fact, it makes you appear more learned and knowledgeable."

Hikigaya-senpai nodded along. "I'm sure. But I would rather read about Osamu Dazai getting isekai'd and making women fall in love with him with his suicidal rizz then sit down and read through the tragedy of his life and how he captured it so eloquently in No Longer Human."

Yuki's eyes widened. "You read No Longer Human."

Hikigaya-senpai nodded and for a second he looked like he was transported somewhere else, like he was trapped in a really horrible memory. "…Sorry, I just had a mini-Vietnam flashback. I read No Longer Human as a kid actually."

"You read No Longer Human as a child!" Yuki Suou screamed in disbelief. "What the hell's wrong with you? Where were your parents?"

Hikigaya-senpai let out a bitter laugh. "They were being your typical anime parents. Besides, you think that's messed up, well, let me tell you what I did next. Because believe me when I say this, it gets worse."

Yuki Suou didn't want to believe him. "You read No Longer Human as a child. I don't think anything else you did afterwards could possibly get any worse."

He laughed and shook his head. "You forget, I'm Hachiman Hikigaya. For me, there is something always far worse waiting to happen next."

Yuki Suou gulped and waited with patience. Hikigaya-senpai sure knew how to hold the attention of his audience. "Okay. What can be more traumatizing than reading No Longer Human?"

Hikigaya-senpai looked her dead in the eye. "Next up, I read Oyasumi Punpun."

Yuki Suou stared at him, completely dumbfounded. "…You did not."

Hikigaya-senpai nodded his head. "I did."

"Oh, you poor, poor child." Yuki Suou wanted to cry. She felt so sorry for Hikigaya-senpai. And she thought Naruto characters had tragic back stories. How wrong she had been. Nothing was more sorry than Hachiman Hikigaya-senpai's tragic past. "You know what, senpai. I'm totally fine with it." Yuki made up a really quick decision. "You can picture me naked in the bathroom anytime you want. I give you my express permission."

Hikigaya shook his head. "I appreciate the gesture, Suou-san. But not even real life ecchi stuff can erase what happened to me in the past. Can you imagine the pain and horror I went through? Bruce Wayne just lost his parent as a kid. But I read No Longer Human and then followed it up with Oyasumi Punpun. The world is lucky I didn't become The Joker."

Yuki Suou nodded and told him her own tragic back story. "I remember reading Oyasumi Punpun as a middle schooler. I cried so much. But it was not like your typical bawling your eyes out, cutesy cry. I was like ugly crying, you know the kind of crying you do when someone in your family just died. My parents were so shocked. Next thing you know, my parents forbade me from reading manga."

Hikigaya-senpai nodded. "I don't blame your parents one bit. They were looking after the wellbeing of their daughter."

"Well, do you blame the manga then?" Yuki Suou asked.

Hikigaya was conflicted. "No. The manga was beautiful. I won't read it again in my life. Just like how I will never read No Longer Human again. But I'm glad I read it once. I think it was worth the tears and trauma."

Yuki Suou sniffled. God, was she crying just from the memory? What was she a girl? Oh right, she was. "Did we just become friends while talking about Oyasumi Punpun? How crazy is that?"

Hikigaya-senpai cracked a smile. "Otakus are strange creatures."

There was that word again. Otaku. Why did it bother her so much? Now that she thought about it, the word was starting to bother her a little less than before. Don't get her wrong, she won't be reading mangas and light novels in school anytime soon. But for the time being, she seemed to accept that small part of her. The part which was an otaku. And it was all this man's fault.

Yuki Suou cracked a smile. "I guess, you're right, Hikigaya-senpai."

Hikigaya-senpai considered her for a moment and weighed his options carefully. In the end, he decided to throw caution to the wind and just make stuff up as he went.

"Are you the strongest because you are an otaku? Or are you an otaku because you are the strongest?" Hikigaya-senpai spoke out loud.

Yuki Suou knew what he was trying to say. It was a noble gesture. But she couldn't help it – She burst out laughing. "Hahahaha! Oh God! Please stop! The anime nerds will kill us."

It was not a cute, feminine laugh, which behooved a girl of her stature and noble heritage. It was the full belly aching laugh of a fellow degenerate, an otaku. Hikigaya-senpai found himself smiling. "Mission failed successfully."

Yuki Suou wiped tears from her eyes. But this time they were tears of happiness. "What did you say senpai?"

"Nothing." He rubbed the back of his neck. "Now, you told me before that you haven't read these light novel and manga. I don't know whether you were telling the truth or lying -"

"I was telling the truth." At his raised eyebrow, she felt the need to clarify. "I have read the first volume and really liked it. I think Sensei is a great isekai protagonist."

"Hoh?" Hikigaya-senpai must have noticed something, because he eyed her like a fellow otaku. "You call him great, but not the greatest. Then who is your favourite isekai protagonist?"

Yuki Suou didn't miss a beat. There was nothing to feel embarrassed about. She can be honest with him. "Kazuma Satou!"

Hikigaya-senpai was quiet for a second. It was as if he was struggling with something. Yuki couldn't help but wonder if he thought she had horrible taste in isekai protagonists. Because if he said something along those lines, Yuki Suou was not gonna mince her words with him.

One doesn't get to badmouth Konosuba in front of her and live to tell the tale. It was the greatest light novel in history. Better than No Game No Life.

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, Hikigaya-senpai opened his mouth. And out of it came poetry, the most beautiful thing she had ever heard: "Yuki Suou, ever since I met you in the bathroom, all I could see in you were your boobs." He looked deep into her eyes and Yuki Suou wanted to cry. "You are boobs. Boobs."

Yuki Suou was drooling. Had she finally met her prince charming? "That was the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me."

Hikigaya-senpai nodded sagely. "As expected of a girl who loves Konosuba."

Immediately Yuki narrowed her eyes. "Was that an insult meant for Kazuma-san, the lord and savior of the isekai genre? Don't make me kill you, Hikigaya-senpai. I was just beginning to like you."

Hikigaya-senpai gulped. "No, that was meant to be a compliment. I like Konosuba too. I think Kazuma Satou is a really fresh take on an isekai protagonist. He really is an original."

Yuki Suou squealed. "He's my husbando!"

Hikigaya-senpai shuffled awkwardly. "I like Darkness." He confessed.

Yuki Suou smiled warmly at him. "You have great taste in waifus."

Hikigaya-senpai watched her as she eyed the light novel and the manga in his possession. By her own admission she had read the first volume and she had liked it. But she hadn't read the rest.

He really shouldn't be doing this.

Oh, what the hell. She liked Konosuba. "You know, Suou-san," He spoke awkwardly. "If you want to go through the light novels and manga, I will let you."

Yuki Suou couldn't believe her ears. It sounded too good to be true. She eyed him suspiciously. "What's the catch?"

Hikigaya-senpai got up on his feet. "There is no catch." He assured her. "Otaku buddies let each other go through their stuff. It makes their bond grow stronger."

Yuki Suou couldn't breathe. "…You want me to be your otaku buddy?" She asked uncertainly.

Suddenly, Hikigaya-senpai felt unsure of himself. "Well, you are already an otaku. But it's completely up to you to decide what you may or may not want to be. I'm fine with whatever you choose. I mean, at the end of the day, it's your life."

Yuki Suou felt tears sting her eyes. She carefully wiped them away. "I want to be your otaku buddy." Why did this feel so hard? Not good. She was getting way too emotional over something which most girls and her family thought were utter nonsense. "I want to live." She said in a small voice.

Hikigaya-senpai watched her for a second. He then gave a small nod. Just the barest movement of his head. "Okay." He looked at his light novels and manga once more, as if they were his little precious children and he was leaving them with someone else. But thankfully that someone was not a stranger. "I better get going."

Yuki Suou was a bit disappointed that he didn't get the One Piece reference. But it was a long shot. And his mind probably might be wandering. "Don't you want to wait for Masachika-kun to arrive?" She felt like teasing him a bit. "Don't you want to tell my older brother how you walked in on his sweet and innocent little sister while she was naked in the bathroom?"

Hikigaya-senpai immediately found himself looking for the exit. "No thanks. I am an older brother myself. So I think I know how Kuze might feel." He gave her a pleading look. "If it's all the same to you, I will forget about what happened in the bathroom, and I will ask you to do the same."

Oh. Finally. She had him. "Nope. I don't think I will."

Hikigaya-senpai knew she was being difficult on purpose. Well, two can play the same game. "You know I saw you naked, right?"

Yuki Suou wasn't the least bit bothered. "I know. You keep telling me, senpai. Why? Do you want to take a picture? It will last longer."

Hikigaya-senpai smirked. "Suou-san, I think you misunderstand." He made a point to look her in the eye when he said the next words. "Unlike Kuze, I'm not related to you by blood. As such, I didn't have any moral reservations about looking. And I looked. Really looked."

Yuki Suou's eyes widened in horror. He didn't mean - "Nothing below the waist, right?"

Hikigaya-senpai smirked. "Good night, Suou-san. Please enjoy my collection of light novels and manga. It's the least I can do for you. You have been a gracious host."

Yuki Suou huffed. What a vague answer. He definitely looked, didn't he? Oh God! Dear God! "I won't be able to get married!" She shrieked.

Hikigaya-senpai showed no remorse. None whatsoever. "Don't worry. You are from a noble family. So, I'm sure there will be some distant cousin who will take you."

Yuki Suou shuddered. Nope. This was not happening. Not. Happening. At. All. This was all his fault. Yes, completely his fault. Before he put on his shoes, she grabbed him by the forearm. "Hey senpai." She flashed him a cheeky grin and blushed heavily. This was so embarrassing. "Please take responsibility for your actions, senpai. And marry me in the future!"

Hikigaya eyed her for a second. Then: "Your Isshiki impression needs a lot more work."

Yuki Suou felt her heart shrivel up. It was now three sizes too small. "Fine!" She crossed her arms beneath her breast. "Leave me broken hearted. I will grow up to be a rich, old spinster. But at least, I won't get lynched by anime fans and be beaten to death by them while I'm still young." And just to drive the point home, she couldn't help but add one final insult. "At least, I won't die a virgin."

Hikigaya-senpai was unperturbed. But something grabbed his attention. Finally, he said something which left her completely speechless.

"Ojou-chan, what kind of idiot draws up plans with the expectation of dying a virgin?"

Yuki Suou couldn't breathe. He said it. Hachiman Hikigaya-senpai really said it. He quoted the famous line from One Piece that made Brook a total and utter badass. Which meant, he also got her reference from when she quoted Nico Robin. He got everything. He saw everything. And what more, he also made the line work somehow. Because she was an ojou-chan type and she had told him to die.

Could he be the one? Yuki Suou was blushing. Her cheeks were so red. "Hikigaya-senpai," She felt so hot and sexy as she licked her lips and approached him. "Can you please show me your underpants?"

"…You just made it weird." Hikigaya-senpai told her unequivocally. "Goodnight, Suou!"

And with that Hachiman Hikigaya slammed the door right on her face and left her the hell alone and made his escape from the apartment.

Yuki Suou was left dumbstruck. Had she just said those words out loud? This was all her fault. Why did she love Brook so much? Why couldn't she be a normal girl and fall in love with Zoro or Ace or Law. No, she had to love Brook, who was all bones.

Now that she thought about it, why the hell couldn't she fall in love with a normal boy and not an anime character or a fellow otaku!?

Wait, did she just admit to loving him!?

Yuki Suou was left in a complete and total daze. She wasn't aware of her surroundings at all. From an outsider's perspective, she looked like she was trapped in a trance. Or to a fellow otaku, she seemed to be under some kind of genjutsu.

And this is how Masachika Kuze found her sister. But being her older brother and aware of her tendencies, he wasn't all that creeped out. "Hey, why are you standing out here by the door? Were you waiting to welcome me back home, Yuki?" Masachika asked teasingly. "That's very sisterly of you."

Yuki Suou said nothing.

Masachika didn't know what to think. He thought of a different approach. "Hey, did Hikigaya-senpai drop by while I was gone?"

Immediately Yuki Suou snapped out of her trance. But she was still reeling from the after effects. All she was able to muster was one word.

"…Babies…"

Masachika Kuze was confused. "Babies? What the hell are you talking about?" He was getting weirded out. "Yuki, I asked you a question. Did Hikigaya-senpai see you while you were here?"

And then it all came flooding back.

And it was all too much.

Yuki Suou .exe has stopped working.

Masachika Kuze was getting worried. "Yuki -!"

"I'M GONNA HAVE HIS BABIES!"

Masachika Kuze's eyes widened comically. "What the hell are you talking about?"

But Yuki Suou was under the influence of that rotten loner rizz. All she could do was repeat the same thing over and over again: "I'M GONNA HAVE THAT MAN'S BABIES!"

"WHAT DID HIKIGAYA-SENPAI DO TO YOU?!"

And Masachika Kuze was left completely traumatized for life.

This was way worse than the time he read Oyasumi Punpun as a middle-schooler.

Author's Note: And that concludes Yuki Suou Part 2!

I really enjoyed writing her. Although, this chapter was a bit tamer and not brimming with her usual gremlin energy, I think I made up for it by making all the references. Also, the rotten loner rizz is real and Yuki Suou will definitely have his babies in the future.

Also, I hope people got all the anime/manga/novel references. I was worried about the Oyasumi Punpun and No Longer Human stuff. But then I thought, if people didn't get it, that's fine too. Because this was meant to be a conversation between two die hard otakus and sometimes you might not get what they are talking about. I thought that was nice and kinda sweet.

Also, now that I have completed both Alya and Yuki chapters and gotten a taste and developed an understanding for their characters, I think I will try my hand at writing some Hikigaya x Alya oneshots and some Hikigaya x Yuki one-shots. I might also write some Roshidere-fics. But I will definitely start with some one-shots. I think that's what I'm good at.

Okay, now it's time for some polls-

Poll#1: Which Female Anime Character Should I Write About Next?

Option 1: Kei Shirogane – Kaguya-sama Wants To Confess.

Option 2: Aizawa Tomo – Tomo-chan Is A Girl.

Option 3: Komi Shoko – Komi-san Can't Communicate.

Option 4: Hoshino Ai – Oshi no Ko.

Option 5: Maria Mikhailovna Kujou – Roshidere.

Option 6: Shina Mahiru – The Angel Next Door Spoils Me Rotten

Option 7: Yukana Yame – My First Girlfriend Is A Gal.

Option 8: Sawako Kuronuma – Kimi ni Todoke

Option 9: Yor Forger – Spy x Family.

Option 10: Female Anime Characters From The Reviews.

[Note: Please suggest a ton of female anime characters in the reviews. In fact, you can also send me an entire list. This is the only way I will be able to keep posting new chapters!]

Poll#2: What Kind Of OreGairu One-Shot Fics Do You Want?

Option 1: Alisa Mikhailovna Kujou x Hikigaya One-Shots.

Option 2: Yuki Suou x Hikigaya One-Shots.

Option 3: Kei Shirogane x Hikigaya One-Shots.

Option 4: Ai Hoshino x Hikigaya One-Shots.

Option 5: Suggest A Female Anime Character x Hikigaya One-Shots.

Poll#3: What Kind Of Lemon Fics Should I Write Next?

Option 1: Alisa Mikhailovna Kujou x Hikigaya Lemon.

Option 2: Yuki Suou x Hikigaya Lemon.

Option 3: Maria Mikhailovna Kujou x Hikigaya Lemon.

Option 4: Suggest A Female Anime Character x Hikigaya Lemon.

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