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"Well you should stop talking dirty then!" said Sakura.

"You guys didn't even know what I was gonna say!"

"What were you going to say then?"

"My PENIS!"

WHAM!

"WHAT THE HELL SAKURA!"
"You perv!"

"Aw baby you know you like it! You know you WANT IT!"

I was laughing my ass off while Sakura was beating Sai with her pillow.

Yes Sai's a pervert but a funny one!

"Stop hitting me your hurting Junior!" cried Sai.

"Who's Junior?" I asked but shouldn't have because now i'm a'm severely shocked.

"My dick!" he replied as he placed his hands on his crotch protecting his banana.

Just then Sakura stopped hitting Sai and began laughing like crazy.

I then joined her. Sai backed away looking confused. "Why are you both laughing?"

We ignored and kept laughing.

"TELL ME!" He ordered.

"Who the fuck names their dick?" laughed Sakura.

"W-whats wrong with that" he asked looking offended.

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So after making fun of Sai while he hid his face in a pillow covering his shame, we went online.

"Can I check my Facebook?" Asked Sai.

"No" we both said.

"We're going on Myspace" said Sakura.

Welcome to Myspace. A place for friends.

E-mail:

Password: ••••••••

Sakura Haruno online

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New Message

New Friend Request

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Message From Ino Yamanaka:

Holy shit Sakura guess what! THANKS TO THAT WHORE MY MOM GAVE ME
A MONTH OF BEING GROUNDED! THAT MEANS WE CAN'T GO SHOPPING LIKE WE PLANNED!

I know we were planning on sneaking out while both our parents were at work but my mom called in my uncle. Member him? The cop? Yeah well he's gonna be watching me everyday starting tommorow while my mom and dad work! STUPID FUCKING KARIN I SWEAR I WILL DESTROY THAT SLUT ONE DAY! Anyways call me when you can!

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Comment from Sasuke Uchiha:

Hey Beautiful. School feels lonely with out you.

Hope your okay. Love you 3

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Naruto Uzumaki wants to be your friend.

You have 10 friends in common.

Accept

Decline

ACCEPT

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"Holy crap click on his profile picture" I said.

Sakura clicked and we went to his photo albums. She clicked on the first picture which was his default.

He wore a Black muscle shirt, a silver necklace with a cross dangling down from it, a black cap, he was smiling at the mirror as his phone was the one who took the picture. His blue eyes sparkled from the bathroom light. He looked...Hot..

"Damn" I whispered.

"I'll admit. Naruto Uzumaki is pretty cute" Said Sakura as she clicked the Next button.

"OH MY GOD!" I yelled. Naruto had taken a picture while he was shirtless. His eyes were squeezed shut, his lips were stretched into a smile, he had a 6-pack, big arms, and GOD DAMN!

"Ow you hurt my ear!" whined Sai.

"Whats with you Hinata? Your breathing all fast and your eyes are all huge. You okay?" asked Sakura turning around her computer chair to face me.

I felt light headed...I needed to sit down. Whats the matter with me?

"I-i'm all right" I said quietly as I rubbed my head.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah"

"Here you could check yours now" said Sakura getting off of the chair.

"Can I check my Facebook?"

"Shut up Sai. Wait 'till Hinata's done"

I got up and managed to walk to her chair. I centered her lap top and logged out of Sakura's.

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E-mail:

Password: ••••••••••

Hinata Hyuuga is online

New Messages

New Friend Requests

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Message from Garra:

Hey Hinata. How's suspention goin for ya? I was wondering if I could borrow your Biology homework..

I might as well catch up since I got nothing better else to do. Well let me no. Oh and if you see Sai for me, kick his sack for me. He took $$20 from me. While we were walking to lunch I took out my wallet to pay for my food and I asked him to hold it for me while I paid, I get home and see i'm missing money. So do me the grand favor of hurting him for me. Thank you!

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Both me and sakura turned to look at Sai who smiled nervously.

"Keep checking your thing i'll hurt him" Sakura assured me.

I turned back and heard a slap.

"NOT JUNIOR!"

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From Hinata Hyuuga:

It's goin great actually. Sleeping late and sneeking out of the house while parents are at work.

You should do the same. Oh and Sakura just did what you asked. Sai's pretty much in pain and crying on the floor right now. Your welcome. Oh and yeah sure. I'll come by your house tomorrow and give it to you.

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SEND

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Naruto Uzumaki wants to be your friend.

You have 5 friends in common.

Accept

Decline

ACCEPT

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Hinata: I accepted ur request!

Naruto: Lol thanks. Whats up?

Hinata: Nothin just got back from Sakura's. Did your parents notice when you were gone?

Naruto: Nope. But they did ask what I did all day. Which was answered with Homework.

Hinata: Naruto?

Naruto: Yes?

Hinata: Wanna hang out again 2morrow?

Naruto: Yeah sure :D Want to come to my house?

Hinata: Yay! And yeah. Where do you live?

Naruto: Oh don;t worry. I'll come and pick you up.

Hinata: Really? I mean I dont want you to waste your car gas.

Naruto: No, no, no. Plus I don't want you walking. They said it was gonna rain.

Hinata: Rain? In September?

Naruto: I know. The weather has gone wack! But thats what the news said So i'm driving

you!

Hinata: And if it doesn't rain?

Naruto: Then i'll still drive you :D

Hinata: lol fine.

Naruto: Alright then i'll see you at?

Hinata: Can it be at 11?

Naruto: I'll see you at 11 in the morning

Hinata: Alright then see you tomorrow :3

Naruto: okay then ;]

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It was 10:30 at night and I was on the computer on Myspace. I don't know why but I keep clicking on my Friends and click on Naruto's. I read his Bio, all his comments, his blogs, his pictures...His pictures...I spent almost 10 minutes on each picture just looking at them. I loved those eyes of his. Big and blue. His smile was white and bright. Whenever there was a picture of him smiling, I smiled. WHY? I don't know. His hair, color of the sun and spiked, sometimes under his cap.

"Hinata?"

I gasped and quickly exited out of the internet. I turned. It was Neji poking his head through my door.

"What?" I said.

"Mom said to go to sleep. And I thought you weren't allowed to use the computer." said Neji fully entering my room.

"I was bored Nej. Don't tell mom. She'll kill me"

"Fine. But go to sleep or else she'll come and check on you herself"

I sighed. "Okay"

"Goodnight"

"Night"

Neji left my room and I turned off the computer.

Once I was in bed I closed my eyes. Naruto's face popped into my head. The image of him being shirtless ran through my mind. My head began to spin and my heart began to race...I opened my eyes and the feeling went away.

Weird...Why did I get all dizzy? Reminds me the time when I fainted...

I sighed. Wait! I fainted..Naruto was shirtless at the time...Today at Sakura's...the picture of him being shirtless made me almost faint...and...and right now when I was thinking of that picture, my head got dizzy like the other times!

HOLY SHIT! I didn't faint because I was hungry or thirsty! I FAINTED BECAUSE OF NARUTO!

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