All of the dungeon doors were open save for one. As Ralph slowly wheeled Vanellope's rebuilt kart down the hall, he knew that Vanellope was behind the one closed door. He came to it and paused. He didn't know how this was going to go. Their last meeting had been quite traumatic for them both. Her piteous words to him—"You really are a bad guy"—still reverberated in his memory. What he wouldn't give to see her smile again!
On the other side of the door at which Ralph stood, Vanellope sat glumly in the middle of a dimly lit room. Around her waist was a metal belt, marked "GLITCH-PROOF"; and this belt was affixed to the stone walls with six metal chains. She couldn't move. Her removal to this room had been horrific. After Ralph—Ralph, of all people!—had wrecked the kart, she had run back into Diet Cola Mountain, threw herself on her bed and began sobbing. She was surprised out of her wits when suddenly hands grabbed her—Duncan, Wynchel, and King Candy!—and clapped her in these irons, to bring her back to the castle dungeon. Because the chains were indeed glitch-proof, no matter how mad she was, or tried jumping about, she couldn't escape. King Candy told her horrible things on the way back to the castle, things she somehow felt were untrue—like that Ralph had gleefully sold her out to get his medal back. As upset as she was at what Ralph had done, somewhere inside she felt it didn't add up, that something smelled funny—and for once, the odor wasn't coming from Ralph.
The king also told her that she would now have a nice, cozy home for the rest of her days, much nicer than the interior of Diet Cola Mountain—a dungeon in the Sugar Rush castle, where she would never be seen by anyone from the game, or otherwise. He laughed at her tears and sniffling. "After all these years, I finally have you, glitch! And you'll never trouble this world again. I can come and give you race reports if you like," he sneered, "—or even! Hah! I'll set up a TV in your cell, so you can watch the races to your heart's content—only you won't have any way to turn it down or off, so you get to listen to everyone else racing until the end of time! So interested in racing, eh? You'll have your fill, all right!" As Wynchel and Duncan secured the chains to the dungeon walls, he said oleaginously, "Farewell, Vanellope. I'll come to visit from time to time, to see if you've gone entirely insane yet! Hahahaha!" And with that, he turned on his heel and left the cell, and Wynchel and Duncan closed the door after them. She sat alone in shock, not even able to move an inch.
As a little time went by and her eyes began adjusting to the dim light, she registered her surroundings without much interest. Various pathetic cartoon figures with downturned mouths were here and there upon the walls; no doubt all designed, she thought, to make the occupant feel as bad as possible. Her mind wandered a little, to escape thinking of the events of the last fifteen minutes. Why the heck does a racing game need a dungeon, anyway? Are there other glitches, or something? I've sneaked around every corner of this place for years and I've never seen any. I just watch those buttheads race and the audience cheer. No one ever gets in trouble, or hauled off to the castle. I've staked it out plenty. It's ridiculous—like he built it just for me. What a big—
At this moment her thoughts were interrupted by a gigantic exploding sound by the door. Light streamed past some cracks. Then again. What—what now? Wait a minute—that's—that's like—and then the door fell into the room, entirely smashed off its hinges. The flood of light into the room blinded her momentarily. As her eyes adjusted, she saw...
...Ralph? And, in front of him...
...the kart? What the—?
Her heart leapt. She moved instinctively towards Ralph, but the chains held her. He came back! Then she thought—Wait wait wait—is this my imagination? Maybe I'm going crazy already? How long have I been here? This is a hallucination!
Then the hallucination, who wore a somewhat downcast expression, spoke. "Hi." Okay, I'll talk to the hallucination. What do I got to lose? Just my mind, I guess... "Hi." "Kid—I'm sorry with how this all happened. You know I didn't want to do what I did...and now, I found out I was sold a bill of goods by that rat Candy." Hm...if it remembers breaking the kart, maybe...maybe it's actually Ralph? "Me and Felix are here to get you out of this place. He rebuilt the kart for me...for you...for us." He moved into the room, leaving the gleaming kart by the open door. "Here, lemme get these chains off you," and when he really started doing it, she was pretty sure she wasn't crazy. As he worked he said, "Kid, it broke my heart—to do it—to hear you so angry. But I really thought I was protecting you from getting into a situation where the game would get unplugged and you would die because you can't leave. And I couldn't let that happen, even if you hated me because of it." And—wha? Was that a tear that just fell on my hand? There's no way a hallucination could cry on me! As the last chains came off and she was free, she leapt at Ralph's shoulder and held on.
"Oh Ralph...ohh...oh my gosh...I was so confused...it didn't seem like you...I didn't want to believe...and then King Candy said all these horrible things about you when they brought me here..." Her tears flowed copiously onto Ralph's shirt as he returned her embrace and patted her back reassuringly. "It killed me...to feel I had to take your dream from you in order to protect you. I thought I felt bad living in the garbage and being alone. This was a hundred times worse! Now let's get you to that race and over that finish line. That's the important thing." He paused. How much should I tell her right now? She's gotta focus on racing, not what King Candy did to her code. I'm sure she's got enough hate for him going on already. "Once you get over the line, you'll be in the roster and they can never say you don't belong again. So be careful and make sure you don't wipe out or anything. Get over the finish line." "You really, really are my hero," she said through tears. "C'mon, kid. We can celebrate your racing debut afterwards, I promise. Me and Felix will stick around, and nobody is gonna mess with you again, ever."
He gently put her down. "You okay?" he asked. Nodding, and wiping a tear with her sleeve, she started to walk towards the light, where the kart sat, just as it had at the kart bakery, just as it had at Diet Cola Mountain when Ralph put it onto the track he made and told her, "Okay, hustle up! We got some driving to do!" Yes. That's the Ralph I know. Her heart unclenched, and she let out a huge relieved sigh. This is gonna be okay.
Ralph went in front of her and pulled the kart from the open door into the hallway. As she emerged into the hall, she saw a small gentleman not too much taller than her, dressed in blue, with a hat. He said brightly, "Greetings, Vanellope. I'm Ralph's game colleague, Fix-it Felix Junior. Nice to make your acquaintance." Putting out his hand for a handshake, she cautiously returned the gesture. "I understand we've got a race to get to," he said brightly. "Unh-huh", she nodded. "This way, everybody!" said Ralph, pushing the kart in front of him. "This is where I broke in."
They worked their way out of the castle's dark interior to the bright sunshine of a day in Sugar Rush. Vanellope was still moving a little slowly, not quite able to believe this was all happening. But Ralph swept his arm gallantly towards the kart, indicating she should get in. Echoing her earlier words, he said, "All right, kid! You've got—what'd you call it?—a date with destiny!" She got in, and Ralph and Felix jumped on the back. "Okay, get us to the starting line and we'll watch from there." Pressing the starter and engaging the clutch, she marveled. This is really happening! There's the starting line over there! She heard King Candy's stupid voice over the loudspeakers: "My sweet subjects! I can say without a flinch of hesitation that I have never been happier to say the following words: 'Let the Random Roster Race begin!'", and seconds later, a huge roar as everyone raced off. Yeah, pal, let's see how happy you are after I leave you and your sorry kart in the dust!
She became aware of Ralph speaking to her. "Now remember—you don't have to win. Just cross that finish line and you'll be a real racer!" As they got to the now-empty track, she skidded to a halt and let them get down from the kart. Her combativeness towards King Candy continuing unabated, she replied: "I already am a real racer!" Throwing the kart into gear, she continued grimly, "And I'm gonna win." I'm gonna show all of 'em! As she hit the flashing red X that something deep in her unconscious told her to hit to enter late into the race, and heard the reassuring sound effects of her name going up on the board, she savored the delicious sensation of being driven back into the seat by the g-forces as she accelerated. She grinned. Sweet mother of monkey milk! A date with destiny!
