Yet another busy day at the park... Mordecai let out a low groan as he collapsed onto his bed, his face buried into the pillows in no time.

There was a lot he didn't like doing, but having to rake up all the leaves? Ridiculous! By the time he and Rigby had it done, it was well past sunset. Hell, he didn't even have the energy for video games afterwards. Thank goodness everyone else was gone now, cuz all he wanted was to rest.

Right as sleep was about to take hold of the bluejay, though...

"AUUUUGH, TODAY SUCKED!"

Rigby's voice boomed out as he kicked open the door to their shared room. Mordecai could hear the short raccoon grumbling to himself as he approached. He hadn't expected him to start pushing into his side, though. "Yo, Mordo, what're you doing? We were gonna play Strong Johns 4 tonight, remember? C'mon, get up!"

"C'mon dude, not tonight..." Mordecai groaned, lifting his head up some. "Maybe tomorrow, okay?"

To that, Rigby groaned again, throwing up his arms. "Duuuude, you know it isn't fun going solo! And we'll probably be more busy tomorrow!"

Mordecai looked up enough to glare down at Rigby. "I said not tonight, man! Bet you didn't even shower; you'd just stink up the couch anyway! Now lemme rest!"

Rigby gasped, taking a step towards Mordecai's bed. "STOP TALKING! I so did! And even if I didn't, you're the one that'd stink!" He countered with a huff. "Stink up the couch and stink at Strong Johns."

"You're not getting me with that this time, just go to bed!" Mordecai huffed as he laid out on his belly again.

"Hrrrnh!" Rigby growled, kicking at an old, discarded shirt before he started pacing the floor. Then, an idea popped in his head. He snickered softly to himself, tiptoeing back towards the door, moving as slow as he could to stay quiet. He reached up to lock the door, then dropped down to all fours, crawling his way to the foot of Mordecai's bed. "Sooo... you want me to go to bed, do ya?"

"Yes, exactly. And keep it down becau- OOF!" Mordecai wheezed as a sudden weight landed directly on his back. "What the hell dude?!"

"Hehehee… Whaaat? I went to bed! Just not mine~" Rigby laughed as he turned himself around, sitting down right on Mordecai's back. "Someone needs to chill, and I know just what to do~!"

Even through his tired haze, Mordecai quickly keyed into what he meant. "Dude. Don't you da-"

"Too late!"

Before Mordecai's protest got out, both of Rigby's paws roughly grabbed his ass, kneading into it while the short raccoon laughed triumphantly. As much as he wanted to elbow Rigby right now, Mordecai just ended up groaning and gripping the pillow tighter. Obviously, he'd never tell anyone, much less any of the girls he tried to date, but... that felt very good. Like, instant shudders and tingles up the spine good. It wasn't long before he found himself biting into the edge of the pillow, and Rigby had yet to slow down.

"Wish you still had that tiny excuse of a swimsuit~. You know how big those things made your butt look?" Rigby teased as he continued massaging along Mordecai's shockingly soft ass. "I think this is the only good thing about being short! I always get to see this!"

"D-Dude..." Mordecai mumbled out, keeping his gaze forward to the wall now. He felt his feathers ruffling up, making himself look much more fluffy than he'd like. "Ugh, just make it quick, would ya?"

"Hehe, I dunno man, you're always so fun to tease~. And ya can't punch me when I do this!" Rigby emphasized himself by yanking on Mordecai's tail feathers, getting them out of the way with one hand while the other went right up under them, two fingers pushing down on the rim of Mordecai's hole. "Your weird bird hole's already wet anyway, I can't waste that~"

Sure enough, just a few seconds of Rigby's fingers rubbing about had Mordecai dripping, trying to squeeze his legs together in an attempt to hide. "Shut up, man, it isn't weird." He countered, only to groan as Rigby curled his fingers upwards, pressing directly into his slicked walls.

"It's weird when your dick pokes out of it." Rigby retorted with a scoff, idly stirring his fingers around. This was one of the few things he had Mordecai "beat" in, and he wasn't letting his friend live it down. "You should do something for me while I work on this cake~"

"Why should I?" Mordecai grumbled, rolling his eyes.

"Because youuu don't want me to stop." Rigby teased, wiggling his fingers around before he sloooowly drew them back, both covered in a clear-ish goo as he stood up, climbing off of Mordecai. "Now be a good pretty bird and roll over for me~"

"Rigby…" Mordecai sighed as he rolled over onto his back, looking up at the ceiling. He spread his legs, hands resting on his belly. He couldn't deny that his tiredness had quickly turned to horniness, trying to clench himself so he wouldn't leak as much.

"Atta boy Mordo~!" Rigby cooed at him. Then, without hesitation, he sat down on Mordecai's face, wiggling his ass before reaching down again. "Now eat it." He ordered, raising his tail up high. "And don't slack on the tongue this time! I wanna feel it deeeep in there~"

Unable to protest, Mordecai just grabbed Rigby by the hips, lifting his lower end up until he could get his beak between his cheeks, careful to not poke him too much. Rigby's fingers were digging inside of him again, and he had gotten three in this time. He couldn't stop anymore. Mordecai grit his teeth, trembling as he suddenly spurted from his hole, splattering pre against Rigby's invading fingers. Next, his shaft had started rising out of it, pushing Rigby's fingers back some the more it grew.

"There it is~. But I don't feel any cake being eaten!" Rigby swung his bushy tail down, bonking Mordecai with it a few times. "C'mon, it's not gonna eat itself!"

"You really can't shut up for a moment, can you?" Mordecai huffed quietly, spreading apart Rigby's cheeks. There was his asshole, a weird brownish-pink color that was gaped slightly from one of their last sessions.

As soon as it was on display, Rigby pushed his hips back until he could feel Mordecai's beak against it. "Mmf… t-there ya go… now get to work~" the little raccoon moaned out. And work he did. Part of Mordecai's beak pushed into Rigby's ass, spreading him while his tongue pushed out, starting off with steady and slow licks to his inner walls.

Letting out a groan, Rigby bowed his head and switched hands, the one wet with Mordecai's juice now wrapped around his sheath, fapping himself rapidly while he grabbed hold of his friend's growing dick. "Oh maaaan… You got noooooo idea how bad I wanna rail you right now~"

Rigby crouched down, licking all over Mordecai's emerging tip to help him grow, giving it a kiss before his tongue started swirling around it. "Mmf… you lube yourself up and everything…~"

Mordecai closed his eyes and grumbled in between licks. Clearly, he was just trying to embarrass him now… and it's annoying how well it was working. It barely took him any time to get to full mast thanks to Rigby's teasing, and he could feel himself ready to spurt again. He leaned up some, one hand lightly rubbing down the scar on Rigby's ass, brushing over it a few times. "Frmh… if it's so easy, then how come you're barely out the sheath?" Mordecai taunted, holding Rigby's tail off to the side.

At that, Rigby lifted his head from Mordecai's crotch, looking back at him with a glare. "Well someone sure did change his tone fast! Guess being an ass eater really brings out the real you, huh?" He sneered, only to yelp out as he suddenly found himself lifted off the bed. "H-Hey! I was kidding!"

"Shut up, Rigby." Mordecai turned him around and, before Rigby could protest, kissed him right on the mouth. And Rigby did squirm around at first, flailing in Mordecai's hold for a few seconds before letting out a heavy sigh through his nose. Wrapping his arms around Mordecai's neck, Rigby returned the kiss, keeping his mouth open a little.
Rigby took the next move though, pushing his tongue into Mordecai's beak. He sat down himself down and bucked his hips forward, purposely pushing his sheath directly onto his friend's cock, grinding and humping it impatiently.

"Mmmmphn…" he let out a soft moan as his hands went down to rub over Mordecai's chest. It wasn't fair… he was definitely the more fit of the two. And he was still kinda slick with sweat from before. Rigby found himself gripping those feathers tight, a little shiver going down his back as he finally started to get hard, the dark pink tip of his dick standing out from all that brown fur.

Mordecai raised a brow, his gaze going down so he could watch Rigby as he stiffened. "Heh… how ya gonna rail me with that little thing?"

"S-Shut up, I'm still getting hard!" Rigby whined. "You just distracted me… and your mouth tastes like ass!" He fussed as his blush got stronger.

"My mouth tastes like your ass. C'mon, just climb up."

With that, Mordecai set Rigby on the bed again, rolling over until he was back on his belly. This time, he raised his hips up until both his shaft and leaking hole were on display, tail feathers fluffed up and swaying slightly. "Unless you think you're too small for all this~"

Rigby growled at the thought, grabbing Mordecai's hips. "I'll show you too small!" He growled before vaulting himself up, landing on Mordecai's back with a little grunt. He scrambled a little but soon got his footing; feet planted firmly atop Mordecai's soft butt while his arms wrapped around his belly, squeezing him tight. He started humping downwards, more of his shaft growing as he just barely missed getting into Mordecai's ass. "Haahn, c'mon, lemme iiiin~. You know you want me!"

"Yeah, but maybe if you didn't suck at aiming~" Mordecai flicked his tail against Rigby's belly, making him blurt out with a short laugh. "Just slow down, man. You'll get there."

"I don't wanna go slow! What if-"

"Rigby. No one else is here, man. Just… relax. It'll be fine."

The raccoon huffed, burying his face into soft blue feathers. "Hrrrrnn…" Rigby steadied himself again, eyes closed while he breathed in Mordecai's scent. Toes curling against his friend's ass, Rigby's tip finally prodded the rim a few times, giving way enough for him to thrust straight in, letting out a soft whine as his hips clapped right into Mordecai's butt, making it jiggle a few times before he started to hump.

"Oh man, oooh ffffffuck… dude, you're s-soo dripping…~" Rigby whined out as he nuzzled into Mordecai's back. Their moans were ringing together, mixing with the soft idle squeaks of the bed below them. Mordecai was wet for sure, with the mix of his juice and Rigby's pre was leaking out of him. Down below, Mordecai was stifling his own moans, gripping the pillow tighter before he found himself biting into it. Rigby probably only went slow for… maybe two minutes. After that, he was growling in between his moans, claws sliding out and digging into his feathers to pull on them. Mordecai grunted, lifting his ass a little bit higher before he gave it a quick shake. Rigby let out a sound that was close to a whine, but he also gasped as Mordecai spurted right on his crotch.

"Dude, if you keep d-doing that, imma cum!" Rigby warned.

'Then do it. Maybe I'll get to sleep.'Mordecai thought, grinning to himself. He reached a hand back, grabbing hold of his cock and rubbing it in sync with Rigby's desperate pace.

As annoying as he could be… it was pretty cute when he got all whiny. Shame Mordecai couldn't see his face. "You're throbbing a lot more than me~. How close are you?"

"Hrnngrhhr!" Rigby bit into Mordecai's feathers, his eyes squeezed tight as he picked up his pace again, barely pulling out before he crammed his cock back inside of his friend. "You're… cumming… f-first!" He growled as he pushed himself to keep going. The smacking sound of his hips clapping on Mordecai's ass quickly grew louder and wetter as he felt the bird leaking on his dick again. Right then, Rigby groaned out loud as he rammed in right to the hilt, unable to stop himself as he began unloading in Mordecai, his dick flexing again and again as he sprayed his seed against his friend's inner walls.

Rigby started to pull out, but Mordecai moved fast and suddenly sat himself down, leaving the raccoon flat on his back while he sat on his crotch. "My turn." He said as he turned around, his cock pushed up against Rigby's nose.

"D-Dude, I'm sprayin', I can't ju- Ghlk!" Rigby gagged from suddenly having every inch of Mordecai's shaft in his snout, unable to move his head once Mordecai grabbed it.
"Don't be a baby~. Just suck." Mordecai ordered. As he started humping into Rigby's throat, he ended up bouncing as well, each movement causing more of Rigby's cum to flow out of his well-used hole.

Even getting his face kinda squished in the process, Rigby's muffled moans slipped out whenever Mordecai pulled back. He was still shooting, but all that bouncing was just prolonging his climax! He kicked at the blankets a little, huffing through his nose. "Hope you know how cute you look with that mouthful." Mordecai teased him. "Keep it up~"

"Gmmh…"

"What, can't handle a little extra ride? Thought you really wanted my ass." Mordecai taunted, tilting his head back as he pushed Rigby's head down all the way. He didn't stop until he felt Rigby's cold nose push against his crotch, keeping him in place as he arched his back, teeth grit as he clenched down on Rigby's dick.

This time, the two of them shared the peak. As soon as Mordecai felt Rigby shooting again, he had reached his own finish with a satisfied moan. His cum filled Rigby's mouth within seconds, notably overflowing when he couldn't swallow it all. "Ffffuck yeah, man…~"

Mordecai closed his eyes as he slowly rose up off of Rigby, laying down next to his friend with a little smile on his beak. Rigby, still breathing hard, let out a soft whine as he curled up, looking over to his trampoline bed. Sighing softly, he sat up. "I, uh… guess I'll be going now…"

"Like hell you are."

"...huh?"

"You heard me." Mordecai grabbed hold of Rigby and pulled him back down. Before the raccoon could protest, Mordecai kissed him right on the mouth. Even with some of his own cum still lingering on Rigby's lips. He held him there for a minute longer, ignoring the little growls of protest before breaking the kiss again. A mixture of their spit and Mordecai's own spunk still connected them, though, going from Rigby's lip to Mordecai's beak. "Think I'm letting you go that easy? Yeah right." Mordecai turned away then, smirking. "You're staying here tonight."

Rigby huffed, looking to his feet for a bit. "And, uh, why… why should I?"

"Because youuu can't pass up being big spoon."

"...S… stop talking." Rigby huffed as he did his best to wrap his arms around Mordecai, scooting his way up until he could nuzzle his neck. "What if someone sees us…?"

"Door's locked, and no one's gonna care if they do. Good night, Rigby." Mordecai chirped softly as he nestled close to his little friend.

Rigby's eyes went wide for a moment, followed up by an intense blush that he hid in the nook of Mordecai's neck. "G-Good night." He muttered. Something told him his dreams would definitely be nice tonight.

A/N

Yerrrrp, before ya say it, I am well aware of how Regular Show ended. But I ship these two anyway, so just treat it like an AU or something like everyone else.

KRS, Out!