This all started when I went to the beach one summer vacation. I hadn't been there in a while, and forgotten what it felt like.
The second I placed my feet on the sand, not only did it feel hot, but it felt painful, and uncomfortable to stand on. I decided to go into the water to avoid standing on the sand any longer.
But little did I know that the water was rough that day, and I ended up getting caught in a riptide. I tried like hell to swim out of it, but the force of the current kept pulling me under.
Finally, the water dominated me, and I ended up sinking to the bottom of the ocean, unconsciously. Eventually, I regained myself, and saw a yellow creature standing in front of me.
Me: What? Who the hell are you?
Yellow Creature: Hi! My name is SpongeBob! Who are you?
Me: Well, SpongeBob, my name is Jonathan. Now, I want you to tell me something: If I'm underwater, how can I breathe?
SpongeBob: Because this is a fanfiction, this isn't real. Anything is possible.
Me: Makes sense, I guess.
SpongeBob: Anyway, wanna have a tour of Bikini Bottom?
Me: What?
SpongeBob: Yeah! Let me show you around!
SpongeBob leads me to a town made completely out of discarded items called Bikini Bottom.
Me: What type of knockoff Atlantis shit is this?
SpongeBob: This is Bikini Bottom! The town where I live! Do you wanna meet some of my friends now?
Me: Uhh, sure.
SpongeBob: Okay!
SpongeBob leads me to his neighborhood, and shows me his house: a literal pineapple.
SpongeBob: This is my house! What do you think?
Me: You live in a freaking fruit? That's messed up.
SpongeBob: Yeah, well, my friend Patrick lives in a rock, so doesn't that make my pineapple superior?
Me: Sure thing, buddy.
Suddenly, a pink starfish walks up to me and SpongeBob.
Starfish: Hi SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick! Me and my friend Jonathan were just talking about you.
Patrick: Hi, Jonathan!
Me: Hey, Patrick.
SpongeBob: Now, do you wanna meet my friend Squidward?
Me: Okay.
SpongeBob leads me to Squidward's house: a moai head.
Me: Why do you people live in the weirdest houses?
SpongeBob: That's just the way things are around here.
SpongeBob knocks on Squidward's door. He grumpily answers it.
Squidward: What do you want now, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! I would like to introduce you to my new friend, Jonathan.
Me: Hey there, Squidward.
Squidward: Hey.
Squidward shuts the door.
Me: That was kinda rude…
SpongeBob: Yeah, he's like that. Anyway, wanna meet my friend Mr. Krabs?
Me: Sure.
SpongeBob leads me to this place called the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. This is where I work, and this is where Mr. Krabs is.
We walk through the doors and go into Mr. Krab's office.
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpongeBob! What can I do for you?
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs! I'd like to introduce you to my new friend, Jonathan!
Mr. Krabs: Hey there, Jonathan!
Me: Hey, do you mind lending me a job at this place? I don't know how long I'm gonna be here, and I need money.
Mr. Krabs: Sure! Your first day will be Monday next week!
Me: Yes! Thank you, sir!
Me and SpongeBob leave the Krusty Krab.
Me: So, I'm gonna start work next Monday. What're you doing tomorrow?
SpongeBob: I've gotta go to boating school tomorrow. Wanna come with me?
Me: Sure!