Produced by Don Karnage
Directed by Mad Dog
Filmed by Megavolt
Hosted by Don Karnage
"Greetings and welcomes, young pilots and acrobats," says Don Karnage. "It is I, the feared pirate turned aerobatic pilot, Don Karange. Earlier, this year, I taught you my signature aerobatic flying techniques. This time, we're gonna be doing something different. We're gonna be pulling different Christmas pranks. For our first prank, you're gonna need a horrible sort of present like coal, a gift box, a tag, and a marker.
In this example, I'm gonna be using Tank Muddlefoot against Gosalyn. For that, I'm gonna put the coal in the gift box like so. Then, we're gonna put the lid on it, put the tag on, and write on it, 'To: Tank, From: Gosalyn' Then, once all the presents are waiting to be opened, we're gonna find the real present, marked, 'To: Tank, From: Gosalyn' and swap it out with the package of coal. Then, come Christmas morning, the fight's gonna break out."
Tank is the first one out of bed for a head start at opening his Christmas presents. And when he gets the coal from who he thinks is Gosalyn, he heads straight to Gosalyn's and knocks politely on the door. Drake Mallard opens it to see Tank right there in his heavy, winter jacket. "Merry Christmas, Mr. Mallard," says Tank.
"It's so nice of you to pay us a visit," says Drake. "Why don't you come on in?"
"Gladly," says Tank. "I'd love to." Little does Drake know that Tank has a knuckle sandwich for Gosalyn and feeds it to her right on the living room couch.
Meanwhile, Don Karnage addresses you again. "For this next prank, we're gonna be booby trapping a gift bag. For that, you'll need a pair of scissors or nail, a gift bag with a tag, a marker, and a bowl of cheap liquid, in this case, red Kool Aid. First, use your scissors or nail to poke holes in the bottom of the gift bag, then, fill up the bowl with the cheap liquid and write on the tag. In this case, it's To: Mad Dog. From there, keeping the bowl right side up, place it in the bag and place the bag under the Christmas tree with the bottom facing towards the tree stand. Make sure the tag is clearly visible. And the prank is set."
Mad Dog sees the gift bag addressed to him and lifts it up for a look inside only for the Kool Aid to spill on the floor and has a panic attack. "Oh, my gracious! I got an already bleeding pet!"
Don Karnage addresses you further. "For this next prank, We're gonna be working with a lot of the cheap stuff. You will need a big quantity of cheap flammables, in this case, newspaper, a lighter, some lighter fluid, some gift tags, a marker, some big, cardboard boxes, some tape, and some wrapping paper. First, when no one is around to watch you setting the prank, soak the cheap flammables in lighter fluid and split them between a few cardboard boxes. From there, tape the boxes shut, wrap them up in wrapping paper, and mark them with the tags. In this case, To: Don Karnage. Then, hide them well until late on Christmas Eve when the coast is clear. After that, hide all the real presents and all stockings or lock them up, put the lighter and the rest of the lighter fluid where your victim will easily find them, go back to bed, and wait until one of the other recipients wakes you up."
"Wake up, Don Karnage!" exclaims Kit Cloudkicker. "It's Christmas morning!"
Don Karnage sits up, letting out a yawn. "Okay, I'm up. I'm up." And he follows Kit downstairs as if he had no idea about the prank.
Kit goes through the presents and gets annoyed. "Karnage! Why didn't Santa Claus bring me anything?!"
Don Karnage acts like he has no idea. "Maybe you didn't quite make the cut."
"That does it!" exclaims Kit. "I'm giving all of yours away!"
Don Karnage turns cunning. "I dare you to give mine away."
"Dare me?" questions Kit. "You are so on!" And he proceeds to take the fake presents outside two by two to set them on fire. And before long, the contents of the packages prove to be flammable, scaring the willies out of Kit. "Oh, my gracious!" cries Kit. "Santa brought you some highly dangerous stuff!"
Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Hacksaw, and Jock are watching out the window in horror. "Kit!" cries Mad Dog. "What in the world has gotten into you?!"
While the fire continues, Don Karnage addresses everyone. "Mad Dog, Kit, Hacksaw, Dumptruck, Jock, look in the basement."
Everyone goes down to the basement, just praying there something good down there. And there is. Everyone's stockings and presents marked, 'To: Kit, To: Mad Dog, To: Dumptruck, To: Hacksaw, To: Jock, and plenty more. "This is gonna be a merry Christmas after all!" exclaims Jock.
Don Karnage comes down to the basement, himself. "Everyone, please bring the presents and stockings upstairs to open them. Ever as before, stockings first."
"You got us good on that one!" exclaims Kit.
Don Karnage addresses you once more. "For our fourth and final prank, we're getting to the fun part. All you'll need is a tarp, a blindfold, and some WD-40. First, show up at your victim's house, place the tarp on the walkway, and soak it in WD-40. Then, stepping around the slippery tarp, knock on their front door."
Drake Mallard a.k.a. Darkwing Duck hears a knock on the door and answers it to see Don Karnage right there. "Don Karnage, if you're here to loot me, Launchpad will be reporting it to the cops."
"I'm not here to loot anyone," says Don Karnage. "I'm here with a bigger present for you than I was able to wrap up."
"You mean it?" asks Drake.
"I sure do," says Don Karnage. "but you have to put on this blindfold before I lead you there."
Drake takes the blindfold from Don Karnage and puts it on. "Okay, Mr. Karnage, will do." So he walks outside with Don Karnage and only gets about 26 feet down the walkway when the unexpected happens. He slips on the slickest tarp imaginable and falls down in the puddle of freezing, cold WD-40, getting painfully hurt.