A ROMP IN THE HAY

This is a dream that David has in the episode All Creatures Great and Not So Great

David felt his eyes closing as he kept reading log books by cab companies to look for a woman that a priest wanted to meet who came to his confessional….because he loves her. David was truly disgusted by this case and Maddie wanted to know why:

Maddie: "Why are you so negative about this case?"

David: "Because we have better things to do than try to find a woman in a haystack"

Maddie: "Like what?"

David: "Roll around in a haystack"

After David made his remarks he decided to lay on Maddie's couch and keep reading while eating a slice of pizza. He eventually fell into a deep sleep… This is his dream:

David was mending the fence on the ranch that he worked. It was a hot, humid day and he decided to take his shirt off to finish the job with just a wet bandana around his neck to cool him off. This was not only a working ranch but the owner decided to let people come to stay and experience the "cowboy" life to make extra money. As he was wiping the sweat running down his face he heard a female voice ask him if this was the Johnson farm. When David focused his eyes to see who was speaking, he saw a blonde, but not just any blonde, this one had the bluest eyes on the most beautiful face he had ever seen. "Yes it is," he answered. "Thank you" she said, got back in her car and drove to the house. David watched as she sped away, finished his chore and walked the dusty path to the house to see Luke, the owner, to tell him he was done. He found him inside talking to the beauty and Luke introduced them.."David, this is Madolyn Hayes, she's gonna be here for the weekend to enjoy and experience life on a ranch". "I think you can show her the ropes with some chores". "Sure thing, Luke, be glad to" David said with a glint in his eyes.

Maddie watched David as he put his sweat stained shirt back on, leaving it open at the front. David noticed she had scrunched her nose like she didn't like the smell emanating from him."Sorry if I smell Madolyn, but sweat is just part of the experience" he said with a smirk. "Well I don't sweat, and call me Maddie" she said with disdain as she walked past him to go to her room. David glared and said "I'll see you bright and early tomorrow Madolyn". "Fine" she said, "Fine" he said, "Good", "Good", and she proceeded to slam the door to her room. The word Bitch entered David's mind.

At around 6am the next morning, David was sitting in a rocker on the front porch waiting for Maddie. When she came into his sight he felt his pants tighten. She had on jeans and a denim shirt tied at the waist, opened at the neckline just low enough to capture his imagination. Wow, he thought and licked his lips. "Well, don't you look the part" David said with a half grin. Maddie ignored the remark and said "I came here to work a ranch, so are you going to teach me or just make wise cracks". "Oh, I'm gonna teach you Madolyn", he said, his eyes twinkling. "Let's get started".

First thing David wanted to do is teach Maddie how to milk a cow. He sat behind her on the stool. "I'll show you how to handle a teat since I've held them many times". Maddie turned to look at him and scowled. "I'm sure whatever or whoever's teat you held didn't like it". "Au Contraire, my dear, I've never had a complaint yet, only moos and moans" David said with a smile. Sitting behind her with his hand on hers, slowly squeezing and pulling down on the cows teat while smelling her hair was starting to arouse him, a sensation he had never had before, teaching other women this chore. He took his hand away and let her continue the milking but couldn't find the will to get up from his stool, just wanting to be near her. She was cold and uppity, traits that usually turned him off, yet she mesmerized him.

As they proceeded to the barn for the next chore of cleaning the stalls, Maddie suddenly sat down on the bottom of the haystack and stretched out with her hands over her head. "I need to rest," she said. David looked down on her and said "All you've done today is milk a cow, Madolyn, there's plenty of work to be done before sundown, SO GET UP'. "NO", "I paid for this experience and I'll decide what I want to do and when, and stop calling me Madolyn". "I also think I want someone else to show me the ropes" she said smugly.

"Sorry, but I'm it". "NOW GET UP"" David said and as he reached down to pull her up by her waist he felt a sharp kick to his shin. Maddie immediately attempted to get up and run back to the house. "Why you little minx?" he said as he tackled her to the ground. They rolled around in combat with hay flying everywhere. David finally calmed her down, pinning her underneath him. "Let me up," she said breathlessly. "Are you going to kick me anymore" he said but before she answered him, he kissed her and to his surprise, she kissed him back. When he let her hands go her arms went up around his neck and their kisses became intense and passionate. He started untying and unbuttoning her shirt and Maddie found out at that instance how well David could handle a teat.

When they finally managed to get each other's jeans off, he entered her and Maddie intertwined her legs around him like ropes. When they finally climaxed, Maddie and David stared at each other catching their breath. David released himself and both started dressing, pulling hay off of each other and smiling. Then David said in a softer voice "Are you ready for more schooling, Mado…Maddie".

At that moment, Maddie was shaking David and yelling for him to wake up. As David started to come out of his dream he mumbled "Can't talk now mom, I'm late for school".