Itadori:
Hey everyone, let's take a break from the cursing and play a game! How about "Smash or pass"?
Megumi:
Really, Itadori?
Nobara:
I'm in! This could be fun. Anyway, we deserve a break.
Gojo:
Oh, oh, I'm definitely in! This is going to be interesting.
Maki:
Whatever. I'll play, but I won't be lenient on anyone.
Panda:
Smash or pass, sounds crazy, count me in!
Inumaki:
( (!) Which means yes!
Yuta:
Uh... Smash or pass? I guess I'll give it a try...
Itadori:
Alright, I'll start! Hmm... let's go with Gojo-sensei!
Nobara:
No, no. He's too self-centered.
Megumi:
No, there's no way I should deal with him any more than I have to.
Maki:
Smash. But just to give him some sense in that hard skull of his.
Gojo:
Oh, Maki! But I'll take that as a compliment.
Panda:
Smash, why not, it would make everything go crazy!
Inumaki:
( SMASH ) Uh... I mean smash!
Yuta:
Uh... I'll pass. Sorry, Gojo-sensei.
Gojo:
Tsk, tsk, Yuta. You're missing out on greatness.
Itadori:
Okay, okay, let's do... Sukuna now!
Nobara:
No, of course not. I don't have a death wish.
Megumi:
Not even in an alternate universe.
Maki:
No, I stick with people who aren't homicidal maniacs.
Panda:
No, sorry, Sukuna, you're too creepy.
Inumaki:
( Pass )
Yuta:
I'll definitely pass.
Gojo:
Smash, but only because I want to beat him up.
Itadori:
Haha, I'll pass on that too, it's too much trouble!
Sukuna:
You all make me sick to my stomach.
Nobara:
Wait, Sukuna's here, how did he get into the chat room?
Itadori:
Don't worry, I'll keep him under control.
Gojo:
Next! Nobara, who's the one getting up?
Nobara:
How about... Megumi?
Itadori:
Smash. She's great, even if she's in a bad mood.
Gojo:
Smash! Megumi has that mysterious vibe.
Megumi:
...I hate them both.
Maki:
Pass. He's like a little brother. But he's not mean.
Panda:
Smash, he's strong and that's what matters!
Inumaki:
( Smash ) Megumi is reliable.
Yuta:
Pass. Too much bro.
Sukuna:
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
Megumi:
Can we stop this game already?
Gojo:
No way, nobara's next now!
Itadori:
Smash! She's a tough girl and doesn't tolerate anyone's nonsense!
Megumi:
...Smash. But she'd probably kill me later.
Nobara:
Sure, she would.
Maki:
SMASH! female power!
Panda:
Smash, Nobara has a lot of spirit!
Inumaki:
(Smash)
Yuta:
Smash! She's awesome!
Nobara:
That's what I like to hear! We're finally getting some recognition around here!
Gojo:
Okay, now it's my turn to choose. Let's go with... Maki!
Itadori:
Smash. She's very strong and doesn't flinch at anything.
Nobara:
Smash! Maki is the kind of woman everyone should aspire to be.
Megumi:
Smash! Maki is a true warrior.
Panda:
Smash, she's wonderful after all!
Inumaki:
( Smash Maki is awesome!
Yuta:
Smash. Maki just... yeah. Smash.
Gojo:
Smash. There's no doubt about it.
Maki:
They'd better have all been smashed. Otherwise, I'd beat the crap out of them.
Itadori:
Whew! That was intense. But now... let's make it Yuta's!
Nobara:
Smash! He's sweet and strong - a good combination!
Megumi:
...
...
...Smash!
Maki:
Smash. It's got potential.
Panda:
Smash! Yuta has a heart of gold!
Inumaki:
(Smash)
Gojo:
Smash! After all, he's my best student .
Yuta:
Uh... wow. Thank you all. This is... embarrassing.
Gojo:
All right, Itadori, you're next!
Itadori:
Smash! Who isn't, I'm awesome!
Megumi:
I'll pass. I've dealt with enough of your nonsense.
Nobara:
Smash! You're a fool, but you have a good heart.
Maki:
Smash! But you talk too loud.
Panda:
Smash! Itadori is the life of the party!
Yuta:
Smash, you're a great friend.
Aoi Todo:
¡SMAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHH!
Gojo:
Smash, because you're my precious little pupil!
Itadori:
Oh guys, I'm feeling the love!
Nobara:
Okay, okay, let's not get too sentimental. but this was fun!
Megumi:
Can we please never do this again?
Gojo:
Never say never, Megumi!
The chat ends with everyone logging off, laughing at the ridiculousness of the whole thing and ready to face whatever challenge comes next...