Positive sides of being reincarnated to Azeroth? Frankly, just what I could get up to was, or should have been, awesome. And then I noticed something very, very important. I was not in the canon world of warcraft, but the lewd and horny version of it, complete with open slave markets and the horny having escaped the Goldshire containment zone. Oh, and the fact that there were in fact, plenty of girls backing dicks. Which yeah, was not exactly a turn off... as I had likely played WAY too much corruption of champions (one and two) and trials in tainted space.

Add to this that... look, want to know one very common theme in medieval worlds and settings? Yeah, thing is, child labor laws did not really exist and some brothels openly advertised having children on menu so to speak. As in, it was considered a feature to be advertised and not something to be hid, as it was not illegal, particularly if said kid was a slave. And want to know what was a very common way for a kid to become a slave? The orphanage (or your parents) decided that they needed the coin so they legally sold you.

This by the way, is NOT what happened to me. Rather, thanks to the perks I picked up, I was a prodigy and got good at reinforcing my body. Because yeah, I was one of those suckers whose main character was a tank partially because it agreed with me... and mostly because I enjoyed the 'why won't it die!' builds. You know, outlast and win the war of attrition. And so... I trained. And trained and trained from the moment I could fucking crawl again. Because this was Azeroth, and war and disaster was always around the corner.

Which is also how I found myself... 'adopted'? Halfway recruited, halfway adopted when they caught me... look, I figured out where in the timeline I was when I had to brutally crush ghouls back into the grave with my clubs due to the Scourge attacking Stormwind. As it is... see, I had shown that I was a tank. Because even if this wasn't quite a video game universe, enough things had sort of made it into the same general mindset. And I had revealed some tank skills and that I could handle myself?

Plus side, I was 'adopted' by a group of four women. Two night elves (a hunter and rogue) and two draenei (a priestess and a mage). All of who were packing down below and no, they did not try and fuck me right away. Hell, the only thing that really did was offer to adopt me if I wanted to be their parties tank (they were looking for someone after their old one got married and was forced to settle down) and did not bother to hide the fact that yes, they were fucking each other and I had the option of joining in.

Now, the thing was, despite being recruited to be a child solider and heading into Northrend to help deal with the fight against the scourge... they actually treated me fairly well, as if I was one of them. Yes, I had to follow along their leads, but at the same time? The fact that I would become a murder blender whose rage reached out and compelled the hostility of everything in an increasing radius to focus on me, even as I subconsciously feasted on the violence to heal and strengthen myself as I parried and side stepped attacks was adorable apparently.

Well, it was that or that was passively crusader striking as much as anything else as I got into the kill zone. Which, due to this being a lewd world? Got me horny, even as... look, it was one thing to have fantasies when it was just something on a computer screen. In real life things were... a little more complicated. Not exactly helped by the fact that I was drawn and compelled to fight raid powerful foes, and the resulting battle highs could get... intense.

Which is why we were... relaxing at some hot springs back in Feralas. Nude hot springs, after Valyn portaled us there. Because as it turns out? The team rogue, Lileria Dewweaver? Yeah, her family ran the hot spring resort and so she got the family discount, which was extended to the rest of us. A week off to rest and recover, before heading back to Northrend. Granted... I may have been the center of too much teasing to really fully relax.

Granted, it was Momaan (the draenei priestess) who took me in hand. Literally placing me on her lap and frowning. "Young Matt. I am not the most familiar with young human males, but I have done some reading." Now, her frown was more concerned... and I could hear Lileria and Filasae (the night elves of the party), giggling like the amazons they were. "And I am aware that among young males and futanari of my own species, regular orgasm is needed. And, according to my research, humans are very social, and yet you have not been engaging in sexual bonding activities with us. Should I examine you for medical issues?"

Okay, the thing was? She was being entirely serious as she looked me over... and as her hands went down to fondle my ten year old dick and balls. "While you are..."

She seemed to pause, before Filasae spoke up, her tone full of mischief. "Smol?"

Yeah, laugh it up. Night Elves and Draenei considered seven feet tall to be short, averaging closer to eight or nine feet tall. Humans were generally speaking, at most six and a half feet, and so tiny by default to them. "Ah yes, adorably smol. But..." There was a look of concern in her eyes. "I am sure there would be room for growth yet."

It was Valyn that spoke, tone almost a drawl. "Unless of course, you just don't think we are that attractive?"

She finished with a pout, as the others seemed to take that sort of seriously, and I rolled my eyes. "More like I'm mentally more mature, but not physically?" I paused. "I'm only ten. Like, most boys don't really start puberty for another two or three years.."

There is a pause, before Lileria spoke up. "So... not much chance of playing poker with blowjobs in the pot then?"

We all looked at her, as she huffed. "Hey, half the reason we picked my family resort as a vacation spot was to tease and invite him into this side of things, as he is a little cutie, even if..." She looked at my... yeah, my dick as hard under the water as Momaan was still fondling me, really, jacking me off and teasing me as I did my best to ignore it. "Yeah, not really big enough to really join in and really Momaan? Really."

Eyebrows were raised, and the hand that was not molesting me went to her chest, and she spoke with an innocent and pure expression on her face , tone sweet."I am merely preforming a medical exam to see if he is healthy."