luke from street fighter was one day reading the book "arthur's big hit" upside down because he is fucking stupid. he went duh. sid from ice age asked luke what he was reading. luke said he was reading an advice book about how to become the greatest street fucker in the world. sid picked his nose and ate his boogers. sid then decided to do a stupid dance like a loser. he danced very shitty! luke decided to dance with sid. together, they did stupid trendy tik tok dances. they dabbed, they flossed, they twerked, they did the chicken dance, they danced like morons!
luke and sid dancing gave luke an idea; he decided to host luke's dancing competition! in luke's dancing competition, luke would judge contestants if they dance dance with just as much swagger as he does!
first contestant; mario! mario jumped up and down going wahoo for his dance. luke gave mario's dance a thumbs down! mario cried.
asriel was next! asriel pretended to be a flower by standing still. luke called asriel a wussy! asriel pissed and shit his pants in sadness!
next, it was peppino from pizza tower's turn. he made a bunch of stupid and ugly facial expressions while running in place like a dumb dumb loser. luke said peppino was ugly and his dancing reflected how ugly he was! peppino ran away crying like an idiot.
next, it was rolie polie olie's turn! instead of dancing, rolie polie olie sang his theme song. luke didn't mind olie's choice of singing instead of dancing, however, luke said olie's singing was shit! olie cried and ran away.
next, it was timmy turner's turn! timmy turner wished his fairy godparents to give him smooth dancing skills. his wish granted, timmy danced like he was a friday night fucking character while singing like one too! luke told timmy he cheated, therefore timmy sucked and lost. timmy wished a diaper. then went his fairies granted him a diaper, timmy shat his diaper while crying and running away.
next, it was caillou! caillou pranced while he sang his theme song. blood sprayed out of luke's ears! luke told caillou to get the fuck off the stage. caillou was very angry! he said no! he didnt want to! luke then slammed himself onto the floor and banged the floor while throwing a temper tantrum! caillou called luke a mean bully! luke threw a poopy fire ball at caillou. caillou burned to death and his corpse was covered in poo.
next, it was goku's turn! goku sang about how much he loved willy wonka's chocolate factory. luke told goku to fuck off and that he sucks. goku went to go to willy wonka's chocolate factory to play in the chocolate river.
next, it was link's turn! link flung around his sword like he had problems while grunting his usual yaws, taws, and twaws. luke called link a loser and link turned into a fairy and fucked himself while he flew off the stage.
next, it was donkey kong! donkey kong got out his nunchucks and started singing about coconut banana pies or whatever the fuck. luke booed at donkey kong's awful singing and told him to get off the stage. donkey kong was enraged! how dare luke talk shit about the great donkey kong!? donkey kong barged at luke, but before donkey kong could do anything, luke uppercut donkey kong up his neck so hard that donkey kong's head flew off his body.
next, it was sheen's turn! sheen got out his ultra lord toy and talked about how he loves shoving his ultra lord doll up his ass. luke told sheen that this was a dancing and singing competition, not a show and tell. sheen went off the stage to shove his ultra lord doll up his ass.
next, it was carl wheezer. carl pooped himself. luke face palmed himself, and some dumb asses in the audience laughed at how fucking hilarious it was that luke face palmed himself. luke had carl kicked off the stage.
next, it was jimmy neutron! jimmy wanted to show off his newest gizmo. he brought over cindy vortex as his test subject. he shot his gizmo at cindy and she turned into skibidi toilet creature! cindy the skibidi toilet sang the skibidi toilet song while doing toilet dances. luke called jimym a cheater because he wasnt the one singing or dancing! jimmy called luke a fucker and left the stage angry.
next, it was hugh neutron! hugh neutron did the duck dance. luke laughed and mocked hugh neutron and called him a massive fucking loser. hugh neutron cried and ran away.
next, it was billy the wizard! billy the wizard rode his broomstick around the stage for his 'dance.' luke called billy a stupid wizard. billy flew away on his broomstick because he was upset luke didn't like his broomstick dancing.
next, it was bubsy! bubsy said, "what could possibly go wrong?" bubsy waited for an answer. when no answer was said, bubsy left the stage.
next, it was arthur and dw! arthur punched dw repeatedly for his dance while screaming "i told you not to touch it!" repeatedly at dw for his song. luke clapped and declared arthur the winner! he loved how violent arthur's dancing and singing was, he loved seeing dw be reduced to a bloody pulp! arthur was given a trophy as his award and said thank you for letting him win. meanwhile, dw's bloody body was devoured by luke with his gigantic fucking teeth. luke chomped and chomped and chomped on dw with his big ass teeth as everyone cheered for luke devouring that brat dw! when luke finally swallowed dw's dead body, luke grinned with his teeth covered in blood!