Hello !
Here is one one the first stories I wrote about elves taking matters in their hands. It start in fifth year, with the whole shenanigans about the D.A. and goes from there. I had a lot of fun writing this snippet.
As always, I don't have a beta so all mistakes are mine, and if you spot one I'll be happy to correct it.
Also, if you want me to try my hand at an idea you have, don't hesistate to tell me.
Have a nice day!
Hogwarts Army
Dobby looked, fascinated, as Harry Potter funded an army. He watched how he taught them to defend themselves, and how to attack too.
It was not well known, but one of the guilty pleasures of the Hogwarts elves was reading comics. Some student brought them here some years ago, and every time someone threw, or misplaced one, the elves were adding them to their collections. Dobby had made friends with some of his colleagues by buying one or two with his own pay. There was a little shop, in a back alley of Diagon Alley, who sold second hand ones. The elves sometimes visited, exchanging knickknacks or services to take one home.
The next meeting, Dobby brought other elves to observe.
It sparkled an idea amongst some of them. They too could build up an army to protect Hogwarts from the bad masters!
Thus was born the Hogwarts' Army, or Harry's Army as Dobby dubbed it in his head.
Of course, a real army had uniforms. They read the comics thoroughly: every fighter had to have special cloths. They trained, and trained, and trained. Each of them had a specialty, like the heroes they were so fond of, but they all learned the basics: throwing knives, martial arts, poison cakes…
So, when Minerva McGonagall called on Hogwarts to defend itself when Lord Voldemort and his cohort of bad masters and dark creatures came to threaten it, they were ready.
Batelf, Superelf, Ironelf, Thorelf, Lokielf, Spiderelf, Aquaelf, Wolverinelf, Flashelf, Wonderelf, Captain Elf, Arrow Elf, Stange Elf, Daredevelf, Hulkelf, Punishelf, Black Panthelf, Catelf, Poison Elf, Raccoon Elf, Groot Elf, Star Elf, Marvel Elf, Tornade Elf, Hawkelf, Antelf, Canaryelf, Ra's Al Elf were seen amongst the front line, and there were three more lines of heroic elves behind them.
The one in the middle, the one named Dobby in real life, but Superelf number 1 on the battle field, screamed.
"Elves, assemble!"
As one, the entirety of the Hogwarts elves spurned to action.
Silver arrows and knifes cut through the snarling werewolves. High pitch screaming deafened enemies. Webs slowed down giants and accromentulas, making it easier to aim at them. Eyes shooting laser beams halved the hindered creatures. The bemused wizards and witches posted on the castle towers could see lightning bolts, waves from the lake, machine guns, explosions, energy beams, a tornado, flying objects, and punching, throwing, all coming from the elves decimating their opponents.
Before any other Hogwarts inhabitant could fight, the elf had already incapacitated a significant portion of the assailants.
But they weren't enough, as formidable as they were. More and more of them popped back to the kitchen, injured. The ones who died were taken back by their comrades. Still, their effort was welcomed. Even more, when the castle started to throw poisoned soup, cake, whipped cream and other deadly food when the enemies came close to the walls of the building, and all the remaining elves retreated as one.
Sadly, it didn't keep Lord Voldemort from killing Harry Potter, when he joined the battle to help his servants. Dobby cried in his red cape when he saw it. He hacked to pieces the evil wizard's snake with a couple of butcher knifes to avenge him. He was about to attack Voldemort, who was slowly getting back up, when Harry Potter opened his eyes again. Voldemort looked at the teenager, shocked.
It was all Dobby needed. He used his laser vision to cut the bad man's head off.
Who would have guessed that the power he knew not would be elven super heroes?