Lincoln sees Lana watching tv.

Lincoln: God dammit, lana. How many times do i have to tell you i wanna play video games?

Lana: Don't care.

Suddenly the door opens and barack obama comes in with a goddamn shotgun.

Obama: DIE!

Obama shoots the shotgun and and bullet hits the chandelier which comes crashing down onto the tv.

Lincoln: DAMMIT, LANA!

Lana: Bro that wasn't even me!

Lynn Sr enters.

Lynn Sr: What the fuck is going on in here?

Lincoln: lana's ruining everything!

Obama suddenly shoots Lynn Sr but the bullet doesn't kill him.

Obama: fucking what? Why didn't my bullet work?

Lynn sr: I am immortal.

Lynn sr kills obama by punching him.

Lori comes in and flicks the middle finger at lynn sr.

Lori: fuck you, dad.

Lynn Sr: what'd i do?

Lori: you didn't buy me the new iPhone 67 so i gave you the finger.

Suddenly the tv comes on.

Tv commercial guy: there's a taylor swift concert tonight, so come, or you're lame.

Lori: dad can i go to the concert?

Lynn sr: fuck no!

Lori punches lynn sr in the face and stomps off.