Lincoln is playing fornite on his xbox 1440.
Lincoln: alright motherfuckers today we'll be playing some fortnite.
Lincoln drops out of the battle bus and starts killing everybody.
Rita comes into the room.
Rita: lincoln get off the xbox and do the dishes.
Lincoln: fuck off bitch.
Rita unplugs the tv.
Lincoln: dammit, mom! I was in the middle of a livestream!
Rita: well, now you're in the middle of a GROUNDING!
Lincoln flips rita the bird.
Rita: that's it! I'm getting the belt!
Lola comes in and laughs at lincoln.
Lola: ha ha! You got grounded!
Lincoln charges up super ultra mega omnipotent omniscience godly transcendent overgodly chaos energy in his fist and punches lola in the face super ultra mega godly hard.
Lola: owwwww! That hurts so bad! (cries like a little bitch)
Lincoln: now fuck off so i can keep playing fortnite season 4,523.
Rita: lincoln why the fuck did you hit your sister? That's it! You're double grounded and you get double belt beatings!
Rita begins beating lincoln with the belt.
Lincoln: OW OW BITCH STOP IT IT HURTS! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
Rita: you're staying in this room for a whole 2 months!
Rita leaves the room.
Lincoln: YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN!
But then, lincoln finds the plug to the tv and plugs it back in.
Lincoln: fuck yeah! Time to squad up and school these bitches!
But then, lincoln sees that the match has ended, and he has come in last place on the leaderboard.
Lincoln: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
