Rigby Versus Freddy Featuring Deerman.

By Shadowgate

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Rigby was running through the county park happy as can be. He was listening to Kiss's Great Expectations.

He sang his own lyrics to it.

"I'm Rigby the Raccoon and you don't live up to my kick ass performance. When I pick up the controller you wish you could compete with me. But you love to see me score because you've got great expectations."

He started running faster and said "nobody dares try to take me on, my score is tops, just get out the door but if you love me and wish you were me, you've got great expectations."

Suddenly the bright beautiful windy day took a turn. A few dark clouds moved in and a bit of thunder was heard.

Rigby said "man there goes my moment of sunshine and warm feelings."

All the sudden he heard this "ha ha ha" from a distance.

Rigby said "who said that? Who's laughing at me?"

Rigby started to get irritated.

Rigby went over to Benson and said "Benson there's a jerk who is hiding the park and laughing at me. I want him found."

Benson said "Rigby please if you can't see him how do you know he's laughing at you? Plus, if he wanted to laugh at you for something I think he'd come right out and do it. Seriously now days everybody will laugh or say it to your face."

Rigby started whining "well this jerk is playing games with me."

Benson asked "well where do you think he is and who do you think he is? Why do you think he's laughing at you to begin with?"

Rigby said "I don't know" and started sulking.

Benson said "Rigby you may not believe this but I do care about you. Let me guide you as your boss and give you helpful advice. Go back to your room and lie down. Have some privacy and calm down."

Rigby smiled and realized his boss was a good guy.

Rigby did what his boss told him. Five minutes later he heard heavy footsteps. Rigby sprung from his bed. When he did he saw a man in a dark hat and a striped shirt. The man flashed his claws.

Rigby said "so you are the legendary Freddy Krueger!"

Freddy laughed and said "you Rigby the sissy raccoon are no match for the great Freddy Krueger. I will beat you."

Rigby felt threatened by Freddy but then flipped off his bed. He yelled "bring it on!"

Freddy laughed and said "you're mine bitch."

Mordecai yelled "Freddy plans on killing me!"

Freddy said "let's play Super Mario Brothers 3."

They both played their best. Deerman danced around and tickled Mordecai's feet. Rigby paused the game and said "Goddamn it why the fuck is that lunatic dancing around my friend Mordecai?"

Freddy laughed.

Rigby went on to ask "why is Mordecai tied up?"

Freddy explained "if you lose Rigby I kill Mordecai and Deerman is here to irritate Mordecai."

Rigby's face turns red.

"Let's rock and roll!"

Freddy and Rigby continue playing Super Mario Brothers 3.

An hour after they started playing Rigby beat the nightmare fortress.

Freddy let out a loud fucking growl.

Deerman began doing flips and giggling.

Freddy yelled "Rigby you motherfucker!"

Freddy picked Vega.

Rigby picked Chun Li.

After three rounds Rigby won.

"That was cheap" Freddy complained.

Rigby said "I had no extra advantages Freddy. You're a low man, always were. You were a low man before your lynching by fire and you're as low as whale shit after your lynching by fire."

Freddy said "fuck you Rigby."

Rigby said "let's play Mortal Kombat and we'll see who's fucked. Let's see just who pulls the fatality on who."

Freddy runs away crying.

Rigby untied Mordecai.

Rigby and Mordecai sang Great Expectations and Deerman did backing vocals.

THE END