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Almost every five minutes, a young lady came to him and asked him: "Do you want some fruit?", "Do you want some snacks?", "Do you still drink juice?", "My sister can take you to the bathroom"...…
...This is obviously far beyond the scope of normal services!
Guo Lin suspected that they recognized her son.
An Yuzhuo, on the other hand, seemed to know that he was cute, and he got along with the young ladies with ease, and the plane ride was more nourishing than the spring outing, and he generously shared the snacks cheated by being cute with Lu Yu's brother.Give what you like to eat to An Jin.
Guo Lin: "..."
But An Jin was sitting on the other side by the window, with Guo Lin in the middle, and her view was not clear, so she didn't know that what she was eating was processed goods, and she was a little moved by Zhuo Bao's brother and friend Gong.
Guo Lin hesitated to speak: "..."
Zhuobao noticed his mother's expression, and handed over a bag of spicy konjac shreds brought by the stewardess: "Mom, do you want to eat?"
"...No, I want to control my weight."
Sure enough, when the plane was about to land, several stewardesses came over and asked Guo Lin politely: "Ms. Guo, can we take a photo with your Zhuobao?"
Was it already recognized?However, as a former top actress, how has she ever been left out in the cold?
Guo Lin opened her mouth, and finally swallowed "My little artist doesn't take photos with strangers" and "Are you sure you don't want to take photos with me?" and said weakly, "...that's fine."
She never expected that one day she would be overwhelmed by her own son's popularity, Teacher Guo Lin was in a complicated mood.
Several stewardesses joyfully pulled Zhuo Bao to take a selfie.
After landing smoothly and seeing off the passengers, the stewardesses couldn't wait to post their photo with Xiao Dingliu on their respective social platforms.
Immediately attracted a group of netizens who suck cubs.
"Okay! Yes! Love! Take a sip of Zhuobao first!"
"Are you going to record the second episode? Happy!"
"Why did Brother Lu Yu only get a silhouette? The young master of the An family didn't show up at all? Don't treat him differently! [狗头]"
"Brother Lu Yu's expression is so serious, he looks like Zhuobao's little bodyguard hahaha"
"Do you often meet celebrities when you are a flight attendant? I'm so envious!"
"Zhao Bao really looks like a doll, with exquisite facial features, but his face is chubby, and his whole body is full of milk. Is it too late for me to apply for a flight attendant? I really want to rua myself!"
Guo Lin took the three cubs out of the terminal, and saw the nanny car sent by the program group. In the car, the assistant sent the tidbits to the "Baby is Coming" program group, and they were talking on the phone all the way.The cubs ate too much, and were drowsy due to the warm temperature in Yunxing, and they were all drowsy.
The nanny's car turned and turned, and finally arrived at the destination. Zhuobao was awakened by the light of the fire.
Curiously, he stretched out his neck to look around, wanting to see what happened, and then he was unbuckled from the safety seat, and Guo Lin hugged him out of the car.
It was already past six o'clock when the luggage arrived, and it took another two hours to drive here from the airport. Now the sky is completely dark, and the warm orange firelight illuminates the village like a fairy tale world.
Especially those houses, like big fluffy mushrooms.
The cubs all exclaimed "Wow!" in unison.
Then they heard each other's voices and realized that the little friends are here!
Linda was the first to react, she rushed over screaming, "Brother Zhuobao! Brother Lu Yu! Brother An Jin!"
Although every name has rain and dew, but her goal is very clear, and the warm bear hug is only given to An Yuzhuo.Coincidentally, Zhong Han rushed over screaming, Luo Luo took a step back, not knowing whether he really missed Zhuo Bao or just followed the trend.
An Jin showed a disgusted expression of "you little brats are so naive", and took a step back.
Lu Yu poked Zhuo Bao out of their claws with a blank face, and stuffed it directly behind him. The scene was enthusiastic and chaotic, and Linda jumped up and shouted: "Brother Lu Yu, let him go! I haven't given him yet."Zhuo Bao kisses me!"
"!"
Lu Yu was startled, his usually calm eyes widened.
Linda: "My mother said, good friends can kiss after a long time! This is called kissing!"
Lu Yu: "?"
At this time, Huang Peijie took out a loudspeaker and loudly maintained order: "Babies! Be quiet! Haha, I can see that our little friends have not seen each other for a few days, and I miss them very much. The filming of "Baby is Coming" made them get together."Out of a deep friendship... Now be quiet and listen to the rules! Do you know where this is? Why do you want to light a torch?"
With the support of the loudspeaker, Director Huang successfully attracted the attention of the cubs.
"I know!" Zhong Han raised his hand, "This is the Hani village, my mother told me on the way!"
Zhuo Bao and An Jin looked at Guo Lin at the same time:
Why didn't their parents disclose any information?
Guo Lin: "..." Isn't this about Lu Yu's contract, so I forgot!
In order to save her respect, Guo Lin casually said: "The reason why so many fires are lit is because the Torch Festival is now in progress." It should be true, she seems to have read such a sentence in a script.
However, Director Huang coughed lightly: "The Torch Festival of the Hani people is in the sixth month of the lunar calendar..."
The assistant sister couldn't bear to look straight out of the camera and covered her face. It's over. Her own artist's "uneducated" black spot added another real hammer. She hurriedly sent a message to her manager Wu Mei in the dark to see if she could discuss it with the program team.Stop playing this part.
Huang Peijiao rounded up: "However, what Teacher Guo Lin said is not wrong. In order to let the babies experience the traditional festivals of the Hani people and to promote the rich and colorful ethnic culture, we discussed with the villagers and decided to have a 'fake torch festival' in winter."Festival'."
The camera cuts back to Guo Lin's face.
The goddess deserves to be an acting school who has won the actress, with a face of "yes, that's what I think", and a hint of "I'm just uneducated, but I'm good-looking, so I'm not afraid", don'tNot to mention, this blind self-confidence is completely different from the spirit she had when she was a full-time wife at home.
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Her expression is calm and exciting, but she is not annoying. On the contrary, many fans like this divination.
"Look, babies, what do these tall three-story houses look like?" Director Huang continued to interact.
The cubs are very cooperative: "Like-mushroom-mushroom!"
"That's right!" Huang Peijiao said, "These are mushroom houses unique to the Hani people. The roof of the house is like a soft mushroom roof. The main building... the lower floor is for livestock or agricultural tools, the upper floor is for grain storage, and the middle floor is for living., cooking, receiving guests, do you guys think this house is beautiful?"
"pretty!"
"Everyone can stay here tonight..."
Before the words were finished, the cubs were already howling and cheering, and the immature voices of children resounded cheerfully throughout the village. Huang Peijiao had to raise his voice again: "Because everyone is tired from traveling and traveling, we will not hold the Torch Festival activities tonight, but light the torches.According to the customs of the festival, each group of families will receive a small torch and put it in the designated place in front of each house, and parents are invited to receive the torch!"
"Babes come get your gloves, wellies, little raincoats, and little wicker boxes!"
The cubs all grew up in a city full of steel and concrete. Where have they seen such lively and interesting things?——Even An Yuzhuo and the 10-year-old An Jin felt the novelty—they couldn't help being a little excited.
The little bean dings rushed to get the "equipment" bouncing around, really like a bunch of fine potatoes.
Among them, Lu Yu is the calmest one. He is afraid that the lights will be in the dark. Little Zhuobao will be crowded by people, and he will hold his brother's little hand all the way until he receives the supplies. Zhuobao's two short hands will be full of things.There was no way to hold hands again, so Lu Yu freed up one hand to hold the hood of Zhuobao's hoodie.
Hearing Director Huang's increasingly excited twittering, he almost shouted: "All babies, go back to sleep now! You have to get up early and go up the mountain tomorrow morning! If you get up late, you won't be able to do the task! Okay, babies, calm down, hurry! Go back! Go! Sleep! Sleep!"
Chapter 18
The brief welcome ceremony ended in a hurry, and the cubs were led back to their respective homes by their parents.
Each cub was holding a small wicker basket full of equipment. The three cubs of Guo Lin's family lined up upstairs in the same posture, especially cute.
There is a narrow wooden staircase on one side of the "mushroom house", with warm-colored small lamps hanging above it, and torches are inserted on designated lampposts. Although such an open flame is beautiful, it can't help but make people worry about safety accidents, An YuzhuoI walked every step and looked back, do you want to remind me.
In the end, saw the crew members carrying fire extinguishers and stealthily extinguishing the torch at the door of Luo Luo's house that had just entered.
An Yuzhuo: "..." So she was just pretending to fool us.
However, he was small, and the basket he was holding was big. Because he turned his head frequently, the wicker basket dangled with him, like a little squirrel who couldn't hold a big acorn.
"give it to me."
Lu Yu said suddenly, and then took Zhuobao's small basket, carrying one in each hand, without any effort, Guo Lin said, "Don't spoil him so much, Zhuobao is a boy, do some work and do nothing."
Lu Yu said earnestly: "I know he is capable, but with me here, I don't want to make him tired. By the way, Aunt Guo, what are you doing giving us raincoats and rain boots?"
Guo Lin: "Oh, the weather forecast says there will be rain tomorrow, so take advantage of the rain and let you go into the mountains to pick mushrooms - the best time to pick mushrooms is after the rain and before the sun comes out, so you have to get up very early tomorrow."
An Jin was a little disgusted: "So tomorrow's task is to pick mushrooms." What's so funny about that.
Guo Lin: "Yes, one of the specialties of Yun Province is mushrooms. The locals call them mushrooms. I used to film here and ate the signature wild mushrooms. The taste is indescribably delicious..."
An Yuzhuo was aroused by greed, and asked eagerly, "Can we eat too?"
However, Guo Lin said ruthlessly: "Children cannot eat bacteria, it is dangerous." If you are not careful, you will see the little people dancing!
"...Okay, let's all go to sleep."
The room has been furnished, it is still a bedroom for Guo Lin, and one for the three cubs.
Guo Lin speculated that it might be because the three cubs had a night talk last time, which aroused a good response, so the program group deliberately arranged this again.
It was also after Lu Yu's persuasion that night that An Jin's attitude towards her changed significantly. Thinking of this, Guo Lin couldn't help but love Lu Yu a little more, and secretly made up her mind to help him keep his film e down, don't be swallowed up by his unqualified mother.
This salary is not a small amount for ordinary people, maybe it can pay for Lu Yu to go to school in the future... Hey, it would be great if Lu Yu could always live in her house.
Guo Lin's thoughts drifted away. After the children were arranged to wash, they rummaged through the box for the mask and prepared to take a rest for skin care.
The rooms of the cubs are decorated with tie-dye cloth with ethnic characteristics, the beds are clean and tidy, and there are snacks provided by the sponsors on the table.
It was obviously carefully arranged.
Zhuo Bao was young, so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes when the time came, and after yawning two soft little yawns, he fell down on the bed with a snap.
He didn't even notice that the flesh on his cheek was squeezed and deformed by the pillow, and soon fell into a dark dream.
Lu Yu looked at Zhuobao's tender and soft face, and suddenly thought of Linda's "close-to-face gift", and couldn't help thinking: Is it normal for good friends to kiss each other?
To him, Zhuo Bao is more important than a good friend, shouldn't he be kissed more?
But he had never heard of the "face-to-face ceremony" before, so is it a popular fashion among children in the city?
The bonfire outside has been extinguished, and the bright moonlight shines in through the window, softly illuminating Zhuobao's milky white skin, making him look like a piece of sweet and delicious milk cake.
In Lu Yu's mind, a little friend Linda shouting "kiss him" jumped up and down repeatedly, which made him really want to move, and wanted to just take a sip of the little milk cake.But "a normal kiss between friends" really wanted to do it, but it was inexplicably shy. Lu Yu glanced at An Jin on the other bed like a thief.
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In the end, An Jin was even more like a thief than him: "Look at me!"
Lu Yu: "...Why are you so overreacted?"
An Jin: "It's nothing!" But his eyes couldn't help but glance at the wall.
Lu Yu looked over and understood. He didn't expect An Jin to notice the camera in the room this time, making progress.
Lu Yu thought for a moment, and said deliberately: "So there is a camera in the room, I don't know if it is turned off, if we sleep, we should cover it?"
An Jin hastily agreed.
So, the two little boys moved lightly—Lu Yu didn't allow An Jin to wake Zhuobao up—moved the chair, stepped on it, and covered the lens with their clothes.
An Jin breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "I brought my mobile phone, I want to play for a while, don't tell mom...Aunt Guo."
Lu Yu pretended not to hear the slip of the tongue, and responded happily: "Okay."
An Jin sneakily covered herself in the quilt again, turned her back to them, took out her mobile phone, Lu Yu lay down next to Zhuo Bao, but she kept paying attention to An Jin's actions from the corner of her eye.
As a result, Boss An seemed to be afraid that if his back was turned to them, the contents of the phone screen would be leaked, so he turned over and faced them, his face was brightly illuminated by the phone's fluorescence.
Lu Yu: "..."
An Jinji hung up on the online comments that his father and Guo Lin said, because grandma also mentioned it on the phone, which made him very curious.As a primary school student, Young Master An is not proficient in surfing the Internet. After studying for two days, he finally had the opportunity to read the feedback of "Baby is Coming" today.
Last night, the first and second episodes of "Baby is Coming" have been broadcasted. If you search on a certain degree, there is a huge amount of information. Netizen comments can see the eyes of the little girl Hua Anjin.
——Why is Xiao Zhuo Zhuo Hua Hua still facing away from us?I'm a noble VIP, what can't you show me?[dog head]
—— Contract Zhuo Bao's little butt!The meat looks so soft, let Auntie rua it!
——It's true, we Zhuobao.
……What the hell!!?
Young Master An was shocked and also a little upset. He could laugh at his stupid brother himself, but others couldn't!Fortunately, the camera was turned off today!
An Jin quickly scrolled through these tiger-wolf words, and decided to read them selectively, looking for content related to herself. As a result, the more she read, the more she frowned:
——I don't know what the old lady of the An family is thinking about?How could she speak ill of her stepmother to her grandson, and Guo Lin hadn't done anything, isn't this pure provocation?
——The old lady looks like my mother-in-law, and I'm still my real mother.I put my daughter at her mother-in-law's house for half a year because of my work, but when I went to pick up the child, my daughter directly said that she hated her mother, that she was bad, and I was so angry that I overturned the table on the spot!What do children know?They were all instigated by adults!
——Lu Yu's sentence "Some adults are cheap" hits the nail on the head!Some so-called relatives chased the children and said, "Your parents don't want you anymore", why are they so disgusting?
——It is reasonable to suspect that because the relationship between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is poor, the mother-in-law instigated the grandson to exclude the daughter-in-law.My grandma doesn't get along with my mother, and even hates me. When I was a child, I went to my grandma's house and wanted to eat black eggs, but she refused to give it, saying that it was for her own medical treatment. I am her own granddaughter... Then I turned aroundI saw she gave it to my cousin.
——When playing "Two People and Three Legs", Guo Lin used herself as a meat pad, and did not let An Jin get hurt. The first reaction was that she couldn't deceive anyone, and she couldn't pretend. I think this stepmother is good enough.
...
An Jin's mood is extremely complicated. The Chinese teacher said that "the bystander is clear", and my father said that "the eyes of the masses are discerning". Is this what they mean?
But why what netizens said is different from what I have known for so many years?
Seeing so many people denouncing his grandma on the Internet, An Jin felt angry and wanted to argue that grandma was not that kind of person, but after thinking about it, she felt that Aunt Guo was not as bad as grandma and uncle said.
In the quiet late night, it is easy for people to lose their minds. Young Master An recalled the pilot film that the whole family watched together, and the childish words of the cheap brother in the nanny car: Cinderella's stepmother, before she became a stepmother, was just an ordinarylittle girl.
No one is born wanting to be a bad stepmother.
An Jin felt that her mind was in a mess. She turned off her phone and covered her face with a quilt, but then remembered that Guo Lin forced the three of them to do homework for the winter vacation. That's how her mother should be...
Children have a fixed biological clock, and if they play on their mobile phones too late, the sleepiness will be more violent. An Jin quickly fell asleep and dreamed that his mother took him to the early education class, but before the class was over, his mother followed a German manGoing out for a trip, the little Anjin in the dream was about to cry hoarse, feeling like she was abandoned by the whole world.
A group of adults who couldn't see their faces clearly surrounded him from all directions and said, "Mom and Dad don't want you anymore!" "Your dad has a new home!" "Where there is a stepmother, there is a stepdad!"
Until an aunt wearing a hat, mask, and sunglasses came back to pick him up from school, took off the "three-piece suit", but showed Aunt Guo's face, she rubbed his head with a smile, "Xiaojin, don't cry."
Then the smile gradually became sharp: "Because you haven't finished your winter homework yet!"
"..." An Jin trembled in the dream, but settled down inexplicably, vaguely feeling that she finally had a family, and she was actually a child under someone's care.
Lu Yu didn't sleep until An Jin turned off the phone and fell asleep. He was still thinking about the "kiss kiss" that Linda said.
The room was quiet, and the camera was covered. Lu Yu turned over and looked at Zhuobao.
The sleeping Zhuo Bao was very quiet, his long eyelashes cast fluffy shadows on his soft face, Lu Yu smelled the milky scent on his body, and suddenly felt that the cub looked like a soft and sweet Xuemei Niang.
So he followed Linda's example and gave him a silent kiss.
But such a light kiss still alarmed Zhuobao, he groaned dissatisfiedly, rolled over, "slapped", and plunged into Lu Yu's arms.
Lu Yu felt that the front was wet, and suspected that it was the cub's saliva: "..."
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Lu Yu didn't dislike him, and gently wiped the corners of his mouth, closed his eyes, and gradually fell asleep.
Had a dream about the little milk cake and Xue Mei Niang, the whole dream was soft and sweet, just like every day after he knew Zhuo Bao.
Chapter 19
Early the next morning, the babies were called up, and each of them put on light yellow raincoats. When they went to gather in the open space, it was only daylight, and the weather forecast was accurate, and there was a drizzle of rain.
The brim of the little raincoat is transparent, so the sleepiness of the cubs can be seen clearly. Zhuo Bao yawned several times in a row, his big eyes were foggy, and his small mouth was slightly pouting. The whole cubs were steaming.A soft wake up breath.
——A bit angry, but the destructive power is limited, at most the kind of air that puffs up the cheeks and pouts.
The cameraman knows what shots are easy to get out of the circle, and he took a close-up shot. Sure enough, when it was broadcast, the audience was so cute that they lost their minds:
——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
——Oh, this little face, Auntie kisses!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Lu Yu found that Zhuobao was so sleepy that his consciousness was blurred, so he naturally helped him carry the small basket, and freed up another hand to hold him.But when we got in the car, the guide auntie in the car was very active. After interacting with the babies with a bright voice with some local accents, all the cubs woke up and were a little excited.
"The mushrooms of this season include: morel mushrooms, chicken oil yellow, black-skinned chicken fir, Agaricus blazei, golden ears, and... this is amazing, my dears - black truffle!"
The auntie guide introduced and showed with pictures, "My babies, put all the fungus picked up in small baskets, and then sell them in the market. The money you get in exchange is your family expenses for the past few days. It can be used forBuying vegetables, buying snacks..."
"There is also a mysterious reward! The baby who earns the most money personally can get unlimited access to the program group's amusement park for three days!"
Cubs: "Wow~!"
An Yuzhuo, who was calculating how much the black truffle cost, said, "!!"
Oh!
He has some impressions of this amusement park reward. It seems to be one of the subsequent sponsors. With the gimmick of the show, he promotes the amusement items, and the little guests who get mysterious rewards can also get an additional endorsement from the amusement park... But that's not important, the most important thing is, unlimited swimming for three days!
If it's possible, wouldn't it be possible, don't have to practice the piano for three whole days!No need to play Go!Don't pretend you can't memorize words!
Counting the time spent on the round trip, it was five days!Rounding up is one week!What a week of vacation!
Excited just thinking about it!
Lu Yu noticed that the eyes of the little Naituan beside him suddenly lit up.
"You want to go?"
Zhuo Bao heard the words and looked at him, his big black grape-like eyes were full of bright starlight, and he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yeah!"
of course!
Lu Yu said seriously: "Then brother will help you."
Zhuo Bao casually replied: "Okay."
Although Yun Province is like spring all the year round, in winter, the grass and leaves on the mountains are often withered and yellow, mixed with greenery, and drizzled with drizzle, like a landscape oil painting with tender brushstrokes.
A few cubs in light yellow raincoats are the finishing touch to inject vitality into the painting.
The babies still walked in a row at the beginning, but soon they scattered with their tools in their arms. Some squatted in the grass and rummaged carefully, and some ran away far away. The guide aunt had to talk again.Reminder: "Baby pick up the fungi according to the picture! If you encounter something you don't know, put it in a small basket, but you must not taste it!!"
"Actually, don't worry, the cameras are following closely." The editor-director said.
Director Huang: "This is for the audience to listen to. When we make a program, we must try our best to be thoughtful and comprehensive, lest someone imitate the danger... Later, we will record a separate tip."
Director: "What?"
Huang Peijiao: "To confess to the audience, we artificially buried black truffles for them to dig."
Miss Choreographer: "..."
Huang Peijiao: "I can't help it. There are few bacteria in winter. Although they guarantee that there will be one here, they still have to prepare plan B—this is the secret base of my local buddies. You don't know what I paid for this place.He stole a piece of Pu'er tea cake that I have treasured for many years, it is too expensive..."
Miss Choreographer: "..."
The director asked in a low voice: "Then should we reveal the location of the black truffle to Linda? That amusement park is focusing on 'Dream Princess' this season, and the management hinted that we should choose a girl so that it will be convenient for us to wear a princess dress to endorse."
However, Huang Peijie waved his hand: "No! This kind of thing is done in secret, is it fair to children? Besides, it will also affect the effect of the program, and the audience is not a fool."
Director: "But, the employer..."
Huang Peijiao said proudly: "Don't talk about it." The show is popular, and businesses who want to invest will be squeezed out. He has always believed that a good show is the last word.
"Red umbrellas, white poles, lying on the board after eating... This is not good." Zhuobao squatted on the ground, chanting in a childlike voice, shaking his little head at the beautiful newly picked red mushrooms, and then snappingThrow it away, and jump up and step on it.
"..." An Jin didn't understand, "Why are you stomping on it?"
Zhuo Bao raised his small head to look at his cheap brother, thinking that he still couldn't communicate with elementary school students: this is the rule of picking fungi!To prevent others from picking up poisonous mushrooms and to avoid danger.
However, this obviously exceeds the cognitive level that a child with a kindergarten education should have, so An Yuzhuo shook his head inscrutablely: "You don't understand."
An Jin: "..."
An Jin's eyelids twitched at the sight of his brother's fart, pinching his left and right cheeks with both hands, shaking and talking: "Are you weaned, what are you pretending to be so sophisticated!"
"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofsa..."
Before Lu Yu rushed back, An Jin quickly let go of the little milk dumpling, pretending to be nonchalant and rubbing oil on the soles of her feet.
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Lu Yu not far away: "..."
"Brother Zhuobao!" Linda rushed over like the wind, "Don't step on it!"
The little girl's voice was sharper, not to mention that Linda was still full of energy and the volume was very high. Zhuobao was startled, and subconsciously stopped stepping on the other red umbrella: "Radar, what's the matter?"
——Children Linda took the lead in localizing the English name, and the rest of them followed suit.
Linda: "If you don't want that mushroom, give it to me."
An Yuzhuo reminded: "It may be poisonous."
Linda: "You know each other?"
Zhuobao: "...That's not the case. But it's different from the album that the guide aunt showed."
Linda: "It's okay, maybe the album is not complete. The red one is so beautiful!"
Linda pushed her small basket in front of Zhuo Bao: "Look, I picked a lot of beautiful colorful mushrooms!"
Zhuobao: "!"
This thing is poisonous!
Linda pushed the small basket forward again: "Brother Zhuobao, give me all the red mushrooms."
Zhuobao picked up the red mushrooms, hesitantly said: "They should not be eaten, they can be given to you, but you must not touch them."
Director Huang, who was huddled in the canopy watching the monitor, used the walkie-talkie to order the camera: "Give me a close-up shot." Then he said with emotion: "How cute, do you think this is
childhood sweetheart
?"
The director despaired: "Isn't the point... If they were allowed to pick by themselves, Linda couldn't have won the first place! Her basket of poisonous mushrooms could knock down an elephant! How did this kid find the poisonous mushrooms so accurately?"Planted? She must be the last one! The management..."
"Look at the picture, how beautiful it is!" Huang Peijiao interrupted, "Do you young people call this CP?"
The two children in the picture are about the same height, wearing the same yellow duck raincoat, the little boy Yuxue is cute, and the little girl is quirky, and they are standing head to head with small baskets to study mushrooms.The doll in the New Year picture.
Follow pd also heard Director Huang's words in the headset, and echoed in a low voice: "Zhuo Bao and Rado are really childhood sweethearts, there must be audiences coaxing them to grow up and get married."
Lu Yu: "..."
Lu Yu's complexion sank all of a sudden, he grabbed the small basket and strode towards Zhuobao.
He is already a student in the first grade of elementary school, and he knows what marriage is. Marriage is like their music teacher and physical education teacher. They go to work together, go home together, live in the same house, and can kiss each other... This is the worldthe closest people to each other.
When Lu Yu thought of Zhuobao being "closest" to other people, he was...very upset, obviously he was the one who met Zhuobao first.
Linda was the first to feel the low air pressure. At that time, she was expressing her gratitude enthusiastically: "Brother Zhuobao, thank you for giving me the beautiful mushrooms, I will give you a big kiss!"
Linda pouted her lips, and was suddenly covered by a shadow. It was brother Lu Yu, who was a head taller than her, and brother Lu Yu's face was darker than the shadow. Linda shuddered blankly, and slowly retracted her mouth.
Lu Yu grabbed Zhuobao's little hand, almost dragged him off the ground, and walked away in strides.
The mushrooms in Zhuobao's small basket almost fell out, and while covering them, he tried to keep up with his short legs, leaving Linda looking at their backs, scratching his face, and feeling worried: "Brother Lu Yu suddenly became so scaryOh, it seems like Zhuobao is going to be eaten... Can he eat people?"
"It's about to drop!" Zhuo Bao said, "Stop it, my mushroom is about to drop!"
Lu Yu finally stopped, but his face was still a bit smelly, An Yuzhuo tilted his head slightly to look at him, and asked tentatively, "Brother Lu Yu, are you angry?"
Lu Yu: "..." He himself didn't know why he was angry or who he was angry with.
Because he couldn't explain clearly, Lu Yu was discouraged and said, "I'm not angry, I just want to show you something."
Then, he pushed aside a few chicken fir mushrooms in the small basket, revealing a round black mushroom underneath, and An Yuzhuo's eyes widened: "Black truffle!"
Lu Yu: "Well, it's the same as the picture."
An Yuzhuo was shocked: Can there really be black truffles in this deserted mountain?Such an expensive thing, so attractive, who are you cheating on? Oh, is the program team cheating openly and aboveboard!
"Don't you want to win the mysterious reward? I can give you the fungus." Lu Yu said, "But there is a condition."
Zhuobao: "Ah? What conditions?"
In fact, there is no condition at all, Lu Yu originally picked for Zhuobao, but now he thought that Linda almost kissed Zhuobao just now, he felt bad and changed his mind.
It was Zhuo Bao who he met first, he should be Zhuo Bao's most important elder brother, so Zhuo Bao's first "skin kiss gift" should also be given to him.
Lu Yu bent down slightly, pointed to his face, and imitated Linda's tone and said, "You have to thank me for sending you beautiful mushrooms."
"kiss Me."
Chapter 20
An Yuzhuo: "?"
An Yuzhuo once thought that he had heard it wrong. Was Lu Yu possessed by radar?Kiss?It's not like what he said!
Lu Yu didn't wait for an answer for a long time, and gradually his ears flushed with embarrassment, but his face sank.Is... don't you want to?So Zhuobao prefers little girls like Linda to be close to him?
An indescribable sadness and grievance arose in Lu Yu's heart, and he turned to leave, but heard a "boo chirp".
Zhuo Bao kissed loudly, and when he left, there was still a soft and cool touch on Lu Yu's face.
Lu Yu was stunned: "..."
He really kissed me!
Little student Lu Yu was healed immediately, and his aura changed from a small ice cube to the joy of spring breeze blowing on his face, but he was happy for a while, and then thought belatedly: Does Zhuobao know what kissing means?
Zhuobao: "?"
Seeing Lu Yu stunned, Zhuo Bao jumped up and waved his little hands in front of his eyes: "Brother? You're distracted! What are you thinking!?"
Lu Yu came back to his senses: "It's okay."
"Let's go, don't you want to win? My brother will take you to find black truffles." The auntie guide said that this kind of mushroom is the most valuable.
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The black truffle successfully aroused the cub's interest. Zhuobao stepped on his short legs and followed Lu Yu's brother with a click, and then he heard the other party ask, "Zhuobao, do you know what kissing means?"
An Yuzhuo: "I know."
Isn't kissing the most common way for children to express their love?
Although he has never raised a baby himself, he has seen some. In his last life, Mr. Xiao An heard complaints from his colleagues that his daughter was kissed by a kindergarten boy, which made the old father very angry. Later, he found out that his daughter is also a kissing fanatic.Devil, when you meet a child you like, both male and female, you should enthusiastically give it a go.
So for a child, a kiss is roughly the same as a handshake for an adult.
Zhuobao: "A good friend can kiss, I know."
Lu Yu blurted out: "...No!"
Zhuobao: "?"
Brother Lu Yu looked at him with an expression of "Sure enough, you don't understand anything", and explained solemnly: "It's not good to be a good friend, you need someone very important, Zhuobao, in the future, anyone who asks you to kiss him will not do it."Promise."
An Yuzhuo: "?"
No, are you so double-standard?Didn't you just let me kiss you a minute ago?
Zhuobao: "...why?"
Lu Yu said with a straight face: "Because we boys must know how to respect ourselves."
An Yuzhuo: "????"
What kind of male virtue teacher is this?
President Xiao An is in awe, no wonder, in the last life, haven't heard any gossip about Mr. Lu for so many years. As a rich, handsome, handsome man with abs, there must be many suitors, but he has always kept himself clean... It turns out that he wasIs it a belief engraved in the bone marrow?!
Lu Yu: "You can only kiss the most important person."
He added in a low voice: "So apart from your parents, and me, Zhuo Bao can't kiss anyone."
...It turned out that it was not a double standard, but that I was classified as the "most important person" team.
Wait, did he exclude An Jin?
"Brother Lu Yu..."
"Just remember it." Lu Yu strode forward, "Let's go, I know where the black truffle is."
Zhuo Bao was attracted by this explosive new news, and followed suit: "You know? How did you know?!"
Huang Peijie behind the monitor also sat up straight: "?"
How would he know?Impossible, it should be a hoodwink, the film crew never disclosed the black truffle to any of the children, Lu Yu must have just guessed.
"I just introduced in the car that black truffles are very expensive and rich in protein and amino acids..." Lu Yu never forgot, and he memorized the words of the guide aunt almost verbatim.The staff behind the monitor were dumbfounded.
Lu Yu analyzed: "If black truffles were so easy to dig, they wouldn't be so valuable. Isn't it a waste of time for the guide aunt to introduce black truffles for so long? So I guess, there must be some on this mountain."
"..."
An Yuzhuo automatically played Conan's music in his mind, and Edogawa Lu Yu in front of him continued to analyze: "Mostly, the uncles and aunts of the program group put it in in advance, but they must be afraid that they can't find such an expensive thing., I must have made a mark. So I didn't search for places where mushrooms are easy to grow, but looked for artificial marks, and I found this black truffle."
An Yuzhuo: "!!!!"
Zhuo Bao only had the word awesome left in his mind, and exclaimed again and again: He deserves to be the future Mr. Lu!
Sometimes you have to admit that people are different—the factory settings are different.For example, the full-level human cub in front of him has a way of thinking that is not at the same level as others.
Coincidentally, when this episode was aired, Conan's BGM was tacitly matched in the later stage, and the ratings once soared to the first place in the same period, and the audience's discussion also exploded:
——I never thought that watching a baby show can be so brain-burning!
——As an adult, I didn't expect it at all!Isn't this kid too smart?
——I know Lu Yu, who sat in front of me during the college entrance examination, and I copied him [doge].
——??He is so smart!Looking back, I beat up my son who was the same age as Lu Yu but knew how to eat.
——Lu Yu's IQ, this aura, really looks like a bully boss, Zhuobao was stunned, his eyes are so cute hahahaha, like the boss's little wife (no)
——Sister, be more confident, Mr. Lu just lied to Zhuobao to kiss him, hahahahaha
——It's a pity that his family conditions are not good, and there is no way to give him a better education
——I don't understand, if I have such an excellent son, I will pay him to go to the gifted youth class. What's wrong with his mother being a nanny?The nanny salary is very high, and the live-in nanny has no expenses, and there is no need to pay taxes!To be so stingy to him, maybe it wasn't his own.
—— Zhuo Bao stared blankly at brother Lu Yu, so cute!What to do, Zhuobao and Linda's childhood sweethearts are good friends, and Zhuo Bao and brother Lu Yu are also good friends!It's hard to choose.
——It's different for me, whichever pair I broadcast to [doge]
Huang Peixie's face turned green behind the monitor, and it took him a long time to force out his voice: "He, he... didn't mention that there were supernormal children when he invited the guests."
The others were also shocked to the point of losing their voices: "..."
The producer said weakly: "Why don't we quickly remove the mark?"
"No way. Playing with kids and cheating, do you want "Baby is Coming" to be scolded in the headlines?" Huang Peijiao said, "Since you are seen through, let it be, maybe it will become a highlight of the show." And theyBuried very scattered, how can it be so easy to find.
Classmate Lu Yu and Zhuobao are wearing the same bright yellow raincoat and rain boots of the same style, walking hand in hand along the mountain road, gradually separated from other children, and the surrounding scenery is becoming more and more primitive, full of long forestsFeng Cao, Yu Yu Qian Qian.
The two little bean diced yellow and orange are even more cute.
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In addition to the three black truffles that were successfully picked, they also picked some chicken butter and sheep liver mushrooms by the way. Both of them piled half full of their small baskets, and the harvest was quite fruitful.
"There are still there!" Zhuobao has good eyesight, and saw the crew's "artificial marks" at a glance.
It was a little far away, and it was necessary to cross a small ditch. Lu Yu jumped down first, with dexterous movements, and transported two baskets to the opposite side of the ditch, and then saw Zhuobao hesitating on the edge of the ditch.
Zhuobao people have short legs and short legs, so they don't dare to jump directly. They want to step backwards like getting out of bed, with their buttocks facing backwards. They also feel that the rain-soaked soil on the ground is dirty.
Seeing this, Lu Yu clapped his hands, opened his arms, and made a hugging gesture.
Zhuo Bao understood, his big eyes lit up, and he was about to lean over to hug him, but Lu Yu stopped again, and pointed to his face—he suddenly saw a piece of grass on An Yuzhuo's faceleaf.
Lu Yu was about to remind him loudly, but Zhuo Bao shook his head like a grown-up, then put his arms around brother Lu Yu's neck, squeaked, and kissed him on the face loudly.
Lu Yu: "...?"
An Yuzhuo sighed in his heart: Primary school chickens are really naive, and they have to practice repeatedly to learn new skills of begging for kisses.
"I've kissed you, brother hug me!" Zhuo Bao said helplessly.
Only then did Lu Yu realize that the cub had misunderstood, but it's a good habit to kiss him first if you beg him.
Lu Yu didn't correct him, and calmly wiped off the blade of grass on Zhuo Bao's tender face, then hugged the cub, and shook his chubby little butt, making sure to hold it firmly, before crawling to the other side of the ditch: "Hold tight."
Chapter 21
Zhuo Bao was also afraid of falling, so he hugged Lu Yu's neck tightly with his short hands.
He thought that Lu Yu would pick him up and put him on the opposite side, but Lu Yu actually climbed up in the posture of hugging him.
An Yuzhuo: "!"
"Brother, let me put it down now, otherwise we will both fall!" Zhuo Bao was terrified.
"No." Lu Yu said calmly.
Then Lu Yu slowly and steadily climbed up the small ravine, the little balls on his body were tightly bound around his body like pendants.
——Ahhhhhhhhhh so cute!!!Zhuobao is like a little octopus!
——Lu Yu's core is amazing
——The waist strength is so strong at such a young age, it is limitless...
——I will always be hugged by the big and the little ones!Wooooow so cute!
——Contract Zhuobao's long eyelashes and tender face, auntie kisses!Meme!
In the end, Zhuo Bao was carried over successfully. The light yellow raincoat on his body was not stained at all, and the small basket was still full of black truffles——Lu Yu gave Zhuo Bao all the black truffles.
According to the market price of these fungi, it must be the No. 1 Zhuobao.
Just depends on how much you can sell it for.
After three hours of picking fungi, the babies were taken back to the nanny car by the staff one after another. At this time, the rain had basically stopped, and it was time to go to the market for sale, but the mountain was a bit far away from the city, so the program team arranged for the childrenLet's have a light meal in the car.
The food provided by the sponsor will be featured, and the logo will be torn off for the rest.
The rain cleared up, the sky outside was as clear as washing, the car was filled with the aroma of food, the driver played happy music, and the air was full of joy.
Zhuobao eats snow cakes and shakes his two little feet to the music.
Lu Yu was next to him, concentrating on peeling the eggs.
Huang Peijiao felt that he needed to record some more material, so he took the microphone and used the special clip sound for coaxing children, and asked happily: "Baby, who picks mushrooms can sell the most money?"
"Me, me, me!" The radar kid almost raised his hand to the sky, "My mushroom is so beautiful!"
"Me!" Zhong Han smiled confidently, "I picked black truffles!"
"Wow, is it?" Director Huang gave a look, and the professional guide aunt went over to check immediately, and quickly concluded: "It's not a black truffle, baby, this is an umbrella of a morel, which is stained with dirt and growsJust like it."
"Ah—" Zhong Han sighed in disappointment, and wanted to throw away the "fake black truffle", but the guide aunt stopped: "It's okay, morels are also edible fungi, and they can be sold later."
"Me and me! My mushrooms are so beautiful!" Linda introduced herself in a repeated voice.
"You guys..." The auntie guide said as tactfully as possible, "You don't have much to eat..."
"Pfft." Luo Luo laughed.
The auntie guide went to check his, and exclaimed: "Luo Luo really picked a black truffle!"
Luo Luo immediately adjusted the expression on his face, trying to look calm: "Really? Is mine real?"
"Yeah, this one is good in color and size, it's considered middle-grade, and it's very rare."
The auntie guide checked the records of An Jin and Lu Yu one by one. The two people's records were quite satisfactory. Luo Luo listened attentively, and gradually revealed a reserved expression that she was sure of winning.
However, when it was Zhuobao's turn to get the small basket, the guide aunt almost toppled the roof of the car with excitement: "There are so many black truffles! How is that possible!"
As an external employee, she didn't know the tricks of the program group. Of course, the program group was a little bit wronged. They just wanted to protect the babies, so as not to get anything in the end, which was too ugly.Who knew that almost all of Lu Yu's god-defying cub had been dug out by them!
This IQ is anti-human!
"One, two, three...seven, all of them are in good condition, very complete, and this doll is amazing! Even if I go there, I can't dig so many." The auntie guide is a simple local, and she has never thought about it until now.Knowing that this record should be artificial, he kept praising An Yuzhuo.
Zhuo Bao blushed so much when he was praised, he couldn't help saying, "Actually, brother Lu Yu gave it to me."
"Wow!" The guide aunt turned to praise Lu Yu sincerely.
Amidst the overwhelming praise, Luo Luo's face became more and more ugly, and he gradually clenched his hands tightly, it was Zhuo Bao again!Last time because Zhuobao was too popular, he stole the limelight that belonged to him, causing him to be scolded by his father, but this time it turned out to be him again!
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After all, Luo Luo couldn't hold back, and blurted out: "Since Lu Yu picked the mushroom, it shouldn't be counted on Zhuo Bao's head!"
This sound was a bit abrupt, interrupting the praise of the guide aunt, and even the whole car fell into silence. Linda asked naively, "Is brother Luo Luo angry?"
Luo Luo: "..."
Luo Luo was also a little embarrassed, but his face was tense, but he didn't let go.
In this suffocating silence, Lu Yu finally finished peeling the eggs, and said lightly: "I am willing to give the black truffle to Zhuobao."
As long as he wants, I am willing to give any good thing, what is a little black truffle?
"do you have any opinion?"
The last four words were spoken slowly, but there was an inexplicable sense of being irresistible. It seemed that if someone dared to say no, he would have to be fisted. The director was watching the monitor in another car, and whispered: "Why is it so small?His child has the temperament of a school bully? And he's not annoying, he's a bit sullen for no reason..."
Luo Luo was really shocked, blushed, and turned off the microphone.
Huang Peiqiao smoothed things over with a smile: "We respect the choices of the babies, and the two of them belong to the same family."
Director Huang wanted to say "a group", but accidentally made a slip of the tongue, but after thinking about it, the two children were brought by Guo Lin, so they were considered a family, so he didn't correct them.
Zhuo Bao nodded, and just as he was about to say yes, he was stuffed with a piece of egg white.
He likes to eat egg whites, not yellow ones, so Lu Yu broke egg whites to feed him, and the feeding was very rhythmic. After Zhuobao took a bite, Lu Yu immediately continued.
Zhong Han, who was watching from the side, clicked his tongue: "Zhuobao, you are so big, you still let people feed you, are you ashamed?"
An Yuzhuo: "..."
Damn it, it's no wonder that he hated Zhong Han in his previous life, this dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth.
Zhuo Bao said vaguely, "Are you jealous?"
Zhong Han: "..."
Zhong Han snorted, pulled out his eggs, peeled them unskillfully, broke off a large piece of egg white and handed it to Zhuo Bao, "Hey, this is for you too! Picky eater."
An Yuzhuo: "?"
What new routine is this?
Lu Yu pushed Zhong Han's hand away, "Thank you, no need."
Zhong Han was shocked, "I need you to say thank you and no need for Zhuobao, who are you?"
Lu Yu: "I'm his brother, I'll just feed him, thank you." Zhong Han deliberately emphasized that Zhong Han is an outsider, Zhong Han vaguely felt Lu Yu's exclusion, and was about to say "I can be his brother too", I heard Zhuo Bao agree: "Yes, yes, my brother can help me peel the eggs."
Brother An Jin: "?"
An Jin looked over quietly, seeing Lu Yu serving Zhuo Bao attentively, suddenly felt a little glaring.
...The two of them are so close, where do you put him as a real brother??
An Jin also took out the egg, her fingers fluttered, she clicked to unbuckle the seat belt, walked to An Yuzhuo's side in two steps, and suddenly stuffed a whole egg into his mouth.
An Yuzhuo was so stuffed that he couldn't speak: "Woooo—??"
What's wrong with these people today?
An Jin also couldn't explain what was wrong with him, he obviously didn't care about Zhuobao at all, but seeing so many people wanting to make his cheap brother his elder brother, he suddenly felt very uncomfortable.
It took many years for Young Master An to understand this feeling: it was a sense of crisis that his cabbages might be raped by pigs.
In short, his face is very smelly now, and he said fiercely to An Yuzhuo: "Eat the egg I peeled for you!"
"..." Zhuo Bao was taken aback, closed his mouth subconsciously, took a big bite, his cheeks immediately swelled up, and his already plump face became more rounded, like a dull little hamster.
"He's still young, he can't eat so much in one bite, he'll choke." Lu Yu pinched Zhuo Bao's round face, "Hey, spit it out, it's dangerous."
This segment was retained, and when it was broadcast, the audience called it wonderful.
——What's the matter with this Shura field-like atmosphere?
——Is it just me who thinks that Lu Yu's speech is a bit green tea?Hahahaha what danger can a piece of egg white be in?
——What happened to the déjà vu of "Zhaobao can only eat the eggs I peeled", is it my illusion?
Chapter 22
The atmosphere among the cubs was inexplicably tense, but luckily the director came out personally and drove An Jin and Zhong Han back: "Go back and sit down, babies! During driving, don't wander around, and fasten your seat belts!"
During Director Huang's rambling driving safety education, Lu Yu calmly put away Zhong Han and An Jin's eggs, inserted the milk and handed it to Zhuo Bao: "Drink milk?"
Zhuobao immediately: "Drink!"
Milk is his necessities. heard that calcium supplementation at a young age will allow him to grow taller. An Yuzhuo feels that if he wants to grow to 1.8 meters in his life, he must rely on a lot of milk protein intake, so he never refuses anyone.dairy products.
Zhuobao sucked the milk obediently, his cheeks puffed up, completely forgetting to ask where the remaining two eggs went.
The car drove slowly along the road, and it was already afternoon when we arrived at the market, but there were still a lot of customers. Several cubs sat in a row on a small bench each, and set up a long line at the booth rented by the program team in advance.
The "trophies" collected in the mountains in the morning have attracted a large number of spectators before they are displayed.
"Why are the little dolls coming out to sell things? Where are your parents?"
"Why is there still a camera, is this going to shoot TV?"
"Oh, these dolls look so good, one is clean and beautiful than the other."
Several customers squatted in front of Zhuobao's booth, eagerly trying to pinch Zhuobao's tender and fat face: "Are you a child star?" "Yo, those big eyes are so beautiful! This child is so white." "LongIt's so pretty, let uncle pinch your face and buy all your things, okay?"
Lu Yu fended off these familiar adults with a cold face, and naturally put Zhuo Bao behind him: "Don't touch it randomly, and the things he sells are very expensive, you may not be able to afford them."
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Several uncles laughed loudly: "How expensive can the little doll sell? Is it an old toy at home? Let that pretty little doll sing a song, and the uncle will give you a hundred yuan, all inclusive, how about it?"
Zhuobao: "..."
Zhuobao slowly uncovered the cloth on his small basket, and then put the fungus inside on the booth one by one.
Those adults were so shocked that they lost their voices, and their eyes widened slowly. After a while, someone asked unsurely: "I read it right, so many black truffles?"
The uncle who threatened to pay the whole package just bent down and looked at it for a long time, touched his chin and said embarrassingly: "I can't afford it, but it's in really good condition. I'll make an application with my wife to see if I can get some pocket money..."
"How do you sell the black truffle, kid? How can you really make decisions about such an expensive thing? Do mom and dad know?"
"Cocktail mushrooms and golden ears are also good. I want all of these, kid."
...
Soon Zhuobao's booth was surrounded by water. Although he had only eaten black truffles that were sold by the gram in high-end restaurants before, and had never seen the whole one, he knew the price roughly, and he thought he knew it well, so he could talk to adults about it.They haggle with ease.
Unexpectedly, "three-year-old sees old", capitalists know how to wait for a price since they were young, Lu Yu abruptly made a bid, and sold all the mushrooms they had for a good price.
Afterwards, the program team calculated that it was even higher than what they paid for it from the restaurant, and they actually made a profit!
And this news was quickly synchronized to Guo Lin's ears.
"Mr. Guo Lin, Zhuobao won the first place in the fungus picking competition. According to the rules of the game, we can get a 'mysterious reward' for a three-day trip to the amusement park. This is actually a bound endorsement. However,The management has a request..."
The staff stammered, "This season of the amusement park was originally about a princess theme, so I wanted to appoint a girl, but Director Huang didn't agree, and let the babies use their own abilities. No, Zhuobao won the first place, the meaning of the managementYes, Zhuo Bao looks so cute, like a doll, prettier than a girl, can you let him wear a skirt to endorse?"
Guo Lin: "..."
Parents were arranged to prepare for the bonfire festival, now dressed in brightly colored national costumes.
Guo Lin is well maintained, her skin is very young, her facial features are bright and attractive, wearing a multicolored headdress and traditional Hani costume with a navy blue background with complicated patterns, she looks like a stunning foreign princess.
It's a pity that the princess is not very talkative, Guo Lin flatly refused: "No."
"Then, I'll go and reply to the employer—huh?"
The staff froze, did she refuse?
"Teacher Guo Lin, do you still remember our previous voting event? Although the data has not been released yet, the backstage has already counted it. The number one topic is to let Zhuobao wear skirts."
Guo Lin thought: Guess why it hasn't been announced yet?
Guo Lin: "I went back and checked carefully later. Boys wearing women's clothing may affect his mental health. If it causes gender cognitive impairment, it is a big deal."
——Although her husband, An Zhiyuan, was very ambitious and even looked forward to it, he eagerly said that he wanted to experience what it was like to raise a daughter for a long time.
However, the staff were late in the news, and thought that this matter had already been settled, but they didn't expect to run into trouble with Guo Lin. They didn't know how to deal with it, so they couldn't help persuading a few more words: "Teacher Guo Lin, do you want to ask Zhuobao?"Opinion? Maybe he wants to!"
Guo Lin thought it was unlikely, but it was reasonable to ask for her own opinion, so she agreed, "Okay."
On the other hand, the babies have turned all the fungus they picked up the mountain into reality, Zhuo Bao won the first place as expected, and sold astronomical figures with Lu Yu's help.
However, children are still prone to think things simply, and the little "capitalist" is no exception.
The astonishing turnover that Lu Yu worked so hard to achieve turned out to be a problem for the program group—according to the original competition rules, the money from selling fungus was used as the family expenses of each family, and the preset program focus was to let several starsFamilies, with limited funds, work hard to feed their own babies, the more difficult the more interesting.
But now the difference is too great. Linda's family, who is the bottom one, may have to drink the northwest wind, and the funds of Guo Lin's family can't be spent on eating, drinking and having fun in two days.This... can't be photographed down!
Huang Peiqiao went bald for a while, and finally decided to take the sensational route...to lie to the children, and chose the pure radar kid as a breakthrough.
He made sense of Linda, who hadn't sold a single mushroom, and made the little girl stunned for a moment, and soon believed in the "fact" that she had to go hungry for two days because she had no money.
Then he picked up the microphone, stroked the small heads of the radar children, and announced to the children: "This activity of collecting and selling fungi was a complete success. The children got to know the special products of Yun Province and also experienced the customs of Yun Province.I have gained a lot... However, some treasures have not earned funds, and according to the rules, they will be hungry for a few days."
Mentioning sad things, Linda burst into tears.
An Yuzhuo: "..."
An Yuzhuo instantly guessed that the program crew didn't hold back their farts. Sure enough, Huang Peijiao hugged Linda and comforted her, and said, "So babies, Uncle Huang wants to ask everyone's opinions. Would you like to change the rules? EveryoneThe money earned is put together as a fund for everyone to prepare for the Torch Festival?"
Although the words are addressed to everyone, but the eyes are looking at Zhuobao.
An Yuzhuo: "..."
It really is moral kidnapping!Also kidnapped children, shameless!
If An Yuzhuo made his own decision, he didn't care at all, the whole show was just entertainment for him, and he didn't need to be serious about playing games.
He will definitely follow Huang Peijiao's guidance to "take care of the overall situation" so that the program can be recorded smoothly.
However, this is not his business alone. The black truffles were collected by brother Lu Yu after a long journey, and he brought him to collect them so hard. In the end, he was able to sell them at such a high price.Dry tongue, in exchange for bargaining.
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"I am willing!" Luo Luo was the first to raise his hand high.
"Okay, Luo Luo is really a caring kid!" Huang Peijiao boasted, "What about the others?"
Zhong Han kicked his empty little basket, and refused to raise his hand. An Jin seemed to have suddenly developed a strong interest in Zhong Han's feet, and studied them intently.Zhuo Bao silently protested.
Director Huang was scratching his head in worry, and almost bald himself—he really didn't want to cheat Zhuobao's money, but just for the cue process.
TV people of their generation are accustomed to engaging in sensationalism and moral kidnapping. In fact, it does not represent personal views, but everyone is like this, and it has become a professional habit, not to mention efficient and easy to use.
Unexpectedly, the cubs didn't even eat this set!
At this time, Zhuo Bao said crisply: "I don't want it."
Huang Peijiao: "?"
He knew that the babies might not be willing, but at most they kept silent. He didn't expect that some cubs dared to directly object!Zhuobao is the youngest, she usually looks soft and soft, but she is so rigid!
Zhuobao held Lu Yu's hand in his little hand, and the little milk voice was firm and firm: "The black truffle was given to me by brother Lu Yu, and I can't promise it for him." Of course, I don't want to put the pressure of rejection onLu Yu directly refused.
Lu Yu looked at the little hands holding him, and raised the corners of his lips quietly.
In fact, he didn't think it was unacceptable to distribute the hard-earned funds to others. Lu Yu had experienced a lot of injustice since he was a child, so what is a game?But now he exudes a pleasant breath, because he feels that he is cared about.
The little milk dumpling carefully cared about his emotions.
"Sister Radar has no money to eat, I have a solution!" Zhuobao continued, "Let her bring her father to work for my family, and I will pay a lot of wages."
Before Director Huang could speak, Linda in his arms had already rebelled - she stopped sobbing, and was even a little elated: "Okay! I'm going to work for Brother Zhuobao!"
Director Huang: "..."
Then I heard Zhuobao's milky voice uttering the voice of a capitalist: "Others can also bring their parents to work for my family!"
Chapter 23
Zhuobao's supernatural operation is something no one expected, but it also unexpectedly resolved the dilemma that the show could not be filmed.
The original arrangement for this evening was to let the parents cook with the vegetables that the babies sold for the fungus money. The process was similar to that of the first episode, except that the background was changed from the snow-capped northern countryside to the southern village full of ethnic characteristics.
However, Zhuobao completely reversed the direction of the plot with his own power.
Now, Ms. Guo Lin, who should be busy in the kitchen, is drinking Pu'er tea while directing other parents to work:
"Father Luo Luo, after boiling the water, chop some more firewood... Don't be afraid of too much, the extra can be arranged for the bonfire festival tomorrow."
"Chu Chu (Zhong Han's mother), don't be too busy, come over and have some tea with us, what? Zhuobao said that washing vegetables can earn work points in exchange for dinner? Which TV series did he learn the word 'work points' from?"
"Shen Liao (Linda's father), Chef Shen, it's up to you for dinner today! What's the main course? Steam pot chicken? It's amazing! Come on, come on!"
Lu Yu and An Jin were like kings of children, taking a few cubs who went to work in his house to help the adults, leaving the mother and son Guo Lin and Zhuo Bao alone, like a landlord's wife and a landlord's young master.Yes, lying in the rocking chair, having tea and snacks.
Guo Lin drank tea and Zhuo Baoxuan made snacks.
——Hahahahahaha never thought that there is such a way to open baby Zong!
——Before being reasonable, when Director Huang wanted to temporarily change the rules and let the children share the funds equally, I thought it would be a sensational line of forcing a reunion, but I didn't expect to become "the landlord and his wage earners", which is more interesting.Hahahahaha
——Yes, games are fun when you lose and win!
——Wait, did Shen Liao know how to cook?Why was it so miserable to eat sausages before?
——He couldn't perform well before, because Linda spent all his money on candied haws hahaha
——"Teacher Guo Lin is the winner in life" I'm tired of talking about this sentence, she can even lie down to cool off the supervisor in this kind of bitter variety show with a baby, no one is so lucky!
——Bye bye, Teacher Guo Lin, and bless me to go ashore after taking the exam!
——Don't be sorry, Guo Lin is able to lie down and win because of having a few good sons. Others can't envy her. This kind of success can't be replicated QAQ
——My own cub is beautiful and smart, so I don't need to explain how capable Lu Yu is, right?The stepson is also sensible, and he is still a madman protecting his younger brother. I really laughed to death when he quickly peeled the eggs for Zhuobao. Does anyone still mock Guo Lin's family for being unharmonious?
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This is indeed the most comfortable variety show that Guo Lin has recorded since her debut. She has nothing to do after she has assigned work to other parents.Skirt comments.
She turned off the receiver and said to An Yuzhuo: "Now Mom has something to discuss with you, and I want to ask for your opinion."
Zhuobao: "?"
Mom would ask for his opinion?
An Yuzhuo was a little moved, and even more emotional: Many people and things have changed in this life. My mother has become more calm and confident, and the relationship at home has become more harmonious. It seems that as long as I give the right push, everything can quietly turn for the better.Transformation, then one's own rebirth is meaningful.
He sighed to himself, ready to act like an adult and give his mother some reliable advice, when Guo Lin asked, "Would you like to wear a skirt?"
Zhuobao: "?"
What?
Zhuo Bao was confused and said: "I don't want to."
Okay, why is he wearing a skirt?
Guo Lin: "I knew it, you definitely don't want it, so forget it, I'll push it away for you."
Zhuobao: "?"
Guo Lin: "It's like this, baby, didn't you win the fungus picking competition and get a three-day trip to the amusement park? It was originally an endorsement, and the management asked the spokesperson to wear a small skirt... You don't understand these things.If you want to go out of town for three days, you have to wear a wig and a small skirt and dress up as a doll. If you don't want to, it doesn't matter. Mom will push you away and spend a day in a local amusement park, okay?"