Chapter three-Roast Off
The next day, Rallo came home from the hospital and Jasmine quickly ran to him and gave him a quick hug.
"Oh Rallo, I'm so glad you're okay. I thought you were gonna die." She said while crying.
"You-you were scared for me?" Rallo ask with concern. "How bad did you miss me?" He flirtatiously whispered in her ear.
Jasmine quickly pulled away in stock and gave him a funny awkward look. "Umm……a little bit."
"Aww man, I so glad you're okay, nigga." Riley said, petting his fro.
"You know me, Rallo's always okay. So who won the debate?" Rallo asked.
"Well, me and your sister came to an agreement that she will be my assistant side hoe." Said Riley.
"Side hoe?" Rallo asked with a raised eyebrow.
"All thanks to Steve." Roberta said, gesturing to Steve.
"The side hoe part wasn't really my idea…….so yeah." Steve said with a shrug.
"That's unsurprising."
Later that day, Riley and his crew do a roast off on each other, and they will see whose roast is better.
"Alright niggas! I got a fun idea, let's have a roast off. Who wants to roast who first?" Riley asked.
"Why? Are, are you scared to be roasted first? Lil ugly dude?" Said lil Ron Ron.
"Nigga, who are you calling ugly? At least my breath doesn't smell like cheese sticks urry day." Riley roasted him.
"Wit, wit Cho worms glued on yo head." He roast again.
"At least I don't sound like a chipmunk urry time you talk." Rikey roast back.
"You wanna join Alvin and the chipmunks? Cuz, cuz you sound like them too."
"Oooooooooooooooooh!" The kids say.
"And what chall ooooing for? Don't think you're enjoying yourselves y'all can't get roasted next, Gary Colman, shitlocks, Jeffery dahmar, Cindy Brady, and Tommy pickles." Riley said, roasting, Rallo, Caesar, Steve, Cindy, and Peewee.
"Oh please, dat hoe ain't got nuttin on me." Said Cindy.
"Thank you for not calling me a boondocks ripoff." Said Rallo.
"Riley, you think you're the king of roasting? You're like a broken pencil, pointless and just here to make noise!" Kahlil roasted him. Riley playfully flipped him off.
"Biggie smalls over here ain't sayin nothing. He's as quiet as an elephant." Said peewee, roasting him.
"You know what, peewee, I'm really hungry. I'd call you all my snacks, but you all look more like the leftovers no one wants to eat! But I would!" Junior roasted everyone.
Everyone stared at him in shock. They never thought junior's roast sounded more hard core than theirs.
"He got us there!" Said Rallo.
"Yup!" Cindy added.
"He's the best!" Bobby added.
"I gotta admit Junior, that was cold. You won!" Said Riley.
"Yay!" Junior clapping happily.
This is the best I can do with this chapter and this fan fiction.
Next year, the toontainment crew is going on tour, in a toontainment bus traveling from city to city, performing in front of their fans with even a few new cartoon kids and cartoon guest stars joining them.