Joker VS Sweet Tooth
Oh boy, this Death Battle… This one is going to give Pinkie nightmares once she sees the dark side of clowns.
"Silly Shadow Joestar, clowns don't have dark sides. All they have are funny side on all sides!" Pinkie giggled at the fourth wall.
Pinkie, Pinkie. Sweet innocent Pinkie, I feel bad for having to make you which this episode to show that not every comedy is for the good laughs.
"Oh please, like anything can make me rethink on how clowns can be wonderful to bringing joy and making people smile!" Pinkie rolled her eyes.
"Pinkie, who are you talking to?" Flash asked.
"Nothing you need to worry about. We have an episode to watch!" Pinkie smiled.
Flash shrug knowing that Pinkie is just being Pinkie and press play for the next episode.
Wiz: They visit you for birthday parties, cheer you up when you're sad, and probably also want to kill you.
Boomstick: Clowns... The Joker, Gotham's jester of genocide.
Wiz: And Sweet Tooth, the violent victor of Twisted Metal.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
"Oh, I'm not sure if you should be watching this, Pinkie." Flash worried for the party loving girl.
"Don't go being such a worrywart, Flash. I'll be fine, nothing is going to make me feel wrong about clowns. That's a Pinkie Promise!" Pinkie smiled with determination.
"Maybe this episode won't be so bad." Applejack hoped.
Joker
Boomstick: Gotham City: a vile breeding ground for criminals and crazy people.
"Every corner has their darkness that some are trying to survive. I wonder how Batman is doing right now?" Sunset remembered the Death Battle featuring Batman.
Wiz: In such a bleak city, it's important to look for humor wherever you can, even if it's during the act of murder. And no one gets more jollies out of ruthless felonies than the Joker.
Joker: I'm here, bitches! And I brought favors for everybody!
"Ugh, that guy is giving me the creeps." Rainbow Dash felt a shiver down her spine.
Boomstick: But before he became the Clown Prince of Crime, who was he? A thief who accidentally got his pregnant wife killed? A mob boss who stabbed Batman's girlfriend? A petty thug in the wrong place at the wrong time? Nobody knows for sure, not even The Joker himself!
"Oh my, not knowing your own past would leave most feeling empty." Rarity was surprised.
"Something tells me it's all of those things combined." Flash said.
Background
Other name: "Jack"
Age: approx. 40
Height: 6'5" 195 cm
Weight: 192 lbs 87 kg
Criminal Mastermind
Clinically Insane
AKA The Red Hood
Arch nemesis of Batman
Iranian UN ambassador
Wiz: What we do know is that most likely at some point, he fell into a vat of mysterious chemicals and Batman was involved. However, he came to be, from that moment on, his body and mind were altered forever.
The Joker is heard laughing maniacally.
"Oh, I don't like laugh of his!" Fluttershy said while hugging her stuffy Godzilla in fear.
"Yeah, not a smile right for children to hear." Pinkie admitted.
Boomstick: With a new smile big enough to rival the Grinch, the Joker decided he'd make sure the whole world would share in his sick joke.
Wiz: And what comedy act would be complete without a few wonderful toys?
Boomstick: This guy may like his pistols, machine guns, and explosives, but outside of that, his taste in weaponry is anything but simple.
Batman punches Joker in the face.
Joker: OW! My eye!
Joker's eye falls out, but it turns out to be an explosive that's about to go off.
Joker: Sucker!
Batman and Batgirl just barely escape the explosion.
"A fake exploding eyeball! How does that even work? Hide it under the eyelid?" Rainbow Dash asked in shock.
"No, but I prefer it exploding confetti than killing people." Pinkie stated.
Weapons
9mm Long Barrel Gun
Machine Guns: Tommy Gun is his favorite
Bombs, Rockets & Explosives
Explosive toys & Fuse Bombs
Jester Cane Sword
Joker Venom
Acid flower
Razor Sharp Playing Cards
Jokermobile
Boomstick: Like a true prankster gone mad, he carries razor-sharp playing cards, a gag flower filled with acid, an electric hand buzzer that goes a... little too far.
"A little too far?!" Pinkie gasped in seeing the joy of a joy buzzer is being used to kill people like that.
Wiz: But deadliest and most haunting of all is his trademark Joker Venom, a deadly concoction which poisons its victims, forcing them into fits of laughter so uncontrollable that they suffocate and DIE while contorting their facial muscles into a nightmarish grin.
Boomstick: Talk about killing the audience.
He chuckles before seeing victims of the Joker Venom die on-screen.
Boomstick: Oh! ...Man, that shit looks dangerous to carry around.
"Laughter in such evil way…" Twilight felt like she's about to vomit.
"I'm not sure if I want to smile anymore…" Fluttershy exclaimed.
"No! Smiles are supposed to be a sign of joy and happiness when one is feeling good about their lives with friends and families and other things that make them happy! Not this… this… unhappy death!" Pinkie stated strongly, feeling mad about the Joker using comedy as a means to kill.
"Looks like Pinkie is starting to see that too." Flash said.
Wiz: Fortunately for the creepy clown, he's manufactured so much Joker Venom over the years, repeated exposure has given him immunity to his own toxin.
"Damn it…" Flash cursed; he was hoping that there were situations that the Joker would fall victim to his own toxin.
Wiz: But the laughing gas isn't all that makes him a threat in battle.
A mobster comes up, Joker grabs him and slams his head down on a pencil he stuck in the table, embedding it into his eye.
Joker: Ta-dah! It's... ah, it's gone.
"Oh great, he can make a pencil disappear." Rainbow Dash impressed sarcastically.
"Don't underestimate him. If he's really Batman's greatest enemy, then must have more tricks up his sleeves." Sunset pointed out.
Feats
Outsmarted Batman several times (Everyone was surprised by that)
Infiltrated The Pentagon
Beat Ra's al Ghul in chess
Killed 12 League of Assassin ninjas
Beat Wonder Woman (Everyone was shocked)
Survived dozens of explosions & falls
Killed the second Robin
Resists mind control
Boomstick: He's a cunning strategist who screws with the minds of the sane and insane alike. He can whip up disguises so convincing, that not even the world's greatest detective recognized him. And for a guy this lanky, he's also... surprisingly great going fist-to-fist.
"Damn, this clown isn't pulling any punches with his crimes." Flash was surprised.
"He must've used one of his gadgets to beat Wonder Woman, but still… to beat her in a fight is crazy!" Sunset was shocked and feeling a little scared.
"He probably tried making her laugh too." Pinkie pouted.
"Let's not forget that he can fight against the Batman as well." Rarity pointed out.
Wiz: And like most heroes and villains who've been in the game since the 1940s, of course, he has his own car.
"Seriously? He drives with his literal face in front!" Rainbow Dash was weirded out from how the car is for the Joker.
Boomstick: Look at that thing! God, I really need to get back to work on the Boomstickmobile.
"A hotdog? That's your idea of an "awesome" car?" Rarity raised an eyebrow.
"So funny and tasty on the road!" Pinkie laughed, feeling cheered up from that.
Wiz: The Jokermobile, as it's called, was built to compete with the legendary Batmobile.
Boomstick: It has mounted machine guns, a bulletproof exterior, and a lethal cannon up top that can spew missiles... everywhere!
"Of course, he would be crazy enough to use it not caring about his own safety." Sunset sighed.
"You mean he wants to blow himself up?" Fluttershy asked in shock.
Abilities and Techniques
Hand to Hand Combat (Rainbow Dash was surprised by that)
Insanity can grant almost superhuman strength
Excellent chemist (Twilight hates him for using science for evil)
Resistance to poisons & gases
High tolerance to pain
Master of disguise
Criminal strategist
Experienced in manipulating the sane & insane
Wiz: After so many years of terrorizing Gotham and beyond, the Joker has more than earned his role of sworn enemy to the Batman. Despite Batman's ludicrous skill and intellect, the Joker's forethought and planning has outsmarted Bats numerous times. In some cases, he's even gone hand-to-hand and held his own with the Caped Crusader.
Boomstick: Who was trained by ninjas!
"Seriously, how does he managed to keep being a threat?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Evil comedy, Rainbow Dash." Pinkie answered, sounding a little bit dark.
Wiz: He's outfoxed plenty of other heroes, too, including Superman, whose brain can function thousands of times faster than humans like Joker.
Boomstick: He incapacitated Wonder Woman with just a puff of Joker Venom, blew up Robin after viciously beating him with a crowbar, and when he tracked down Batgirl...
A gunshot is heard.
Boomstick: Well, let's put it nicely and say that she became handi-capable from that point on.
"Poor girl! It must've been frustrating to do down by a clown like that." Rarity felt sorry for Batgirl.
Boomstick: And thanks to his own insanity, the Joker has stupidly high pain tolerance. The dude got a Batarang LODGED IN HIS EYE, and was still running around laughing and shooting people! Goddamn! That's almost as bad as the time he had his own face cut off for giggles.
"Oh golly…" Applejack felt her stomach just twisted.
"That is NOT how you show others your smile!" Pinkie disapproved of this while covering Fluttershy's eyes.
"That's way worse!" Flash groaned.
Wiz: That's WAY worse! UGH...! He can certainly take the pain, but this sadistic psychopath is still no harder to kill than most of his victims.
"Right, because he's still huma… Despite the insanity of a Devil." Sunset said.
Boomstick: He can die from certain poisons, neck-snapping, being stabbed by Pirate Batman, getting bitten by Vampire Batman, and even just a good old-fashioned Superman high five.
"Wait, wait, he was killed by other Batmans? Batmen?" Flash was shocked to hear different versions of Batman.
Wiz: But one thing remains certain: having this clown show up for your party would make it one bad day.
Joker, being held by Andrea Beaumont, sees the surrounding place exploding and collapsing around him, and just laughs.
"Even when death is coming for him, he just laughs." Fluttershy felt a little more scared of him.
"I hope he gets the comedy justice he deserves." Pinkie said.
Sweet Tooth
Wiz: How far would you go to have your greatest wish granted? How much would you destroy to get your way?
Boomstick: Any extreme!
"Dude, I like extreme as much as the next girl, but no fucking way would I ever go for that kind of extreme." Rainbow Dash stated strongly, glad that she's not the kind of girl who would destroy others for her own desire.
Wiz: For those willing to go to "any extreme", the annual Twisted Metal contest is right up your alley!
"There's really a contest like that?" Fluttershy asked.
"Most likely an underground one. As in illegal." Twilight said.
Boomstick: In Twisted Metal, competitors smash vehicles into public property and each other, and that's when they're not shooting crazy shit like rockets and bombs all over the place! God, that'd be fun...
"Of course, you would find that fun." Applejack sighed.
Wiz: The insane lure of Twisted Metal attracts some of the most deranged and unstable minds in the world, including a clown with a flaming scalp, the driver of the infamous ice cream truck called Sweet Tooth.
Sweet Tooth bends down to pick up a cigar and presses it to his scalp, lighting it on fire.
Needles: Light 'em up, boys.
Needles laughs evilly.
"Oh shit, so the fire on his head isn't special effects?" Flash felt spooked a little.
Background
Real name: Marcus "Needles" Kane
Age: approx. 42
Height: 5'9" 175 cm
Weight: 185 lbs 84 kg
Approx. body count: 1,000 (They gasped in horror)
Best friend: a paper bag (Rainbow Dash thought it's both weird and sad)
Boomstick: Before he was a scary serial killer driving a truck, Marcus Kane was a scary ice cream man driving a truck, and like every ice cream man I know, Marcus had a serious evil split personality problem.
"I have a feeling I know where this is going. And that's without my Pinkie Sense." Pinkie worried.
Wiz: Trapped within his head, this sinister side desperately clawed for freedom, eventually forcing Marcus to finally give in and carve his new persona a face. On that day, Marcus Kane died, and the rampage of Needles Kane began.
"Wait, I thought his name was Sweet Tooth? Why are they calling him Needles?" Applejack asked in confusion.
"Maybe he has two names which will be explain later in this analysis." Twilight said.
Boomstick: Needles spent his days murdering anyone he could find, including his own wife and child.
Wiz: He prefers killing up close and as violently as possible, with his giant serrated machete.
"That does look big… and sharp…" Pinkie gulped, hoping to NEVER get hit by one of those.
Weapons
Signature machete
Molotovs
Rocket launcher
12-gauge shot gun
Chainsaw
Land mines
Boomstick: Which tons of people have been introduced to... They're dead now.
"Yeah, we get that." Sunset deadpanned.
Wiz: By his own account, he slaughtered a thousand people before he was finally arrested. It was here he was cursed by a preacher named... "Preacher" to suffer the fires of Hell. Which apparently means having your head burst into flames. Forever.
"Somehow, the punishment didn't stop him from killing more." Flash said.
Boomstick: Enraged, he busted out and was eventually found by a man named Calypso. See, Calypso was the one organizing the Twisted Metal tournament, and he thought Needles would be just perfect for it.
Wiz: For Needles, winning Twisted Metal meant having any wish of his choosing granted; he could finally end the everlasting pain. Or have all the candy in the world. Anything, really. How could he say no?
"Guess the guy must know how to bring insane people like him into the game, but I have a feeling that's going to bite him in the butt." Sunset theorized.
"Didn't they mentioned him driving an ice-cream?" Spike asked, remembering that the murder mentioned something like that.
Boomstick: Needles knew just the car that would take him to victory, complete with tasty treats! His ice cream truck, the Sweet Tooth.
"Oh, so the name was from the ice-cream." Spike realized this now.
"Well, that's something…" Flash commented, not sure what to make of this.
"Disgraceful to use something that brings sweets of frozen joy for murdering." Pinkie hated this.
Sweet Tooth
Modified Chevrolet Step Van
Specializes in armor and damage output
Weapons: Dual Gatling guns. Missiles. Laughing Ghost. Flight. Gatling gun. Sweet Bot transformation. Sweet Slam. Laughing Death
Wiz: This modified Chevrolet step van is anything but what it appears to be. With its shocking maneuverability and durability, Sweet Tooth is like a tank, capable of taking loads of damage without stopping.
Boomstick: The Sweet Tooth menu includes front-mounted spikes, Gatling guns, and homing ice cream cone missiles. And for the cherry on top, he blasts the explosive clown head from the roof as a homing weapon... which laughs and goes through walls. If that's not enough, it transforms into a goddamn robot!
Wiz: The Sweet Bot carries a massive, multi-barrel Gatling gun, reinforced armor plating, and can even throw its own head like a grenade.
Boomstick: But the real beauty's in the Sweet Slam, an attack where the bot launches into the air with its jetpack and drops like a hammer with enough force to crush a whole building.
"I know I shouldn't be saying this, but fucking damn that is one awesome ice-cream truck!" Rainbow Dash admitted.
"Maybe we can get our own and use it for good." Pinkie suggested.
"I'm more interested in how Needles ever learned to make his truck into a robot." Twilight rubbed her chin in curiosity.
Wiz: Sweet Tooth can take dozens of missiles and keep on trucking, but even without his wheels, Needles is one tough son of a bitch.
Feats
Won Twisted Metal numerous times
Killed Calypso twice
Murdered an entire hospital (Everyone were horrified of that)
Ran Twisted Metal once
Survived electric chair & escaped (They cursed Needles for that)
Strong enough to throw people out of reinforced windows
Wiz: He's strong enough to casually shatter reinforced windows, tough enough to take a stab to the face...
Boomstick: And even survived the electric chair. Doesn't that mean he gets to walk free? I read that on the Internet once.
"No, that never happened, nor it ever will." Sunset shook her head.
Wiz: No. First, that's a myth. Second, a person wouldn't be able to walk after getting blasted with over 2,000 volts of electricity, stopping their heart, burning their body, paralyzing their muscles, and... melting their eyes. Unless you're Needles Kane, who broke out of the chair, killed everyone, and escaped.
"Of course, he escaped…" Rarity groaned.
Boomstick: See, this is why anytime I meet a clown, I take 'em out right away.
Wiz: When has a clown ever done anything to you?
Boomstick: They've never had the chance. (chuckles) Who's laughing now, Chuckles?
"Boomstick! Some of those clowns could be innocent and just wanted to make you laugh and be friends!" Pinkie gasped.
"Too bad he never met you then he would have a different opinion about clowns." Flash said.
Wiz: But Needles is by no means unkillable, and Calypso has played him for a fool more times than not, like when he wished to find his missing daughter — so he could kill her — and wound up trapped and suffocating in her coffin. Underground. Because she was already dead.
"You totally called it, Sunset." Rainbow Dash saw that she was right.
Boomstick: Still, it just goes to show, Needles and his Sweet Tooth will do anything it takes to get the kill.
"Unfortunately, that means using an ice-cream." Pinkie sighed.
Man: Wh-What have you done with my son?
Needles grabs him by the throat, takes out an ice cream scoop, and shoves it into his face.
Boomstick: ...Fucking clowns!
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!
In a dark city at night, Joker encounters a lonely Batmobile in an alleyway.
Joker: Hmm, I like the model, but not really my color...
He prepares a spray paint can as he approaches the vehicle.
"I thought he had his own car?" Rainbow Dash was confused.
"Guess in this case, he steals Batman's car and make it his own." Spike figured out.
He prepares a spray paint can as he approaches the vehicle. Hours later, Joker wreaks havoc in the streets with his customized Jokermobile.
Joker: Hoo hoo hoo! Yeah!
"And there he goes on a crazy joyride. Probably that's how he'll meet Needles." Applejack guessed.
Elsewhere, Needles Kane is on the side of the street prepared to eat an ice cream cone.
Needles: Ahh... (sniff) It's perfect!
"I still don't like him using ice-cream to kill." Pinkie pouted.
"How much do you wanna bet that ice-cream was made from the blood of his victims?" Rainbow Dash glared at Needles.
The Joker drives his vehicle up to Needles and snatches his cone.
Joker: Yoink!
Joker drives off laughing which infuriates Needles.
Joker: Ha, like taking candy from a baby.
"And I definitely don't like it when people take ice-cream away!" Pinkie was angered.
Needles vows revenge and gets in the Sweet Tooth and catches up to the Clown Prince of Crime. He rear-ends Joker causing the villain to spill the ice cream. Joker starts spinning as he faces his opponent.
FIGHT!
They both turn a corner and bump into each other. Joker opens the hatch of the Jokermobile and takes out his Tommy gun.
Joker: Let's get wild!
Joker unleashes a barrage of bullets that all bounce of the Sweet Tooth. Needles responds by activating his Gatling guns as Joker goes back in the Jokermobile and the bullets are deflected.
Needles: You're roadkill! ROADKILL! YOU HEAR ME!?
"Man, he must've really loved that ice-cream he made." Flash commented.
The Sweet Tooth bumps in the Jokermobile and causes it to spin around. Joker observes the various buttons in his cockpit.
Joker: Ooh, so many buttons! Eeny, meeny, miney... all of them!
Joker presses them randomly and laughs as multiple weapons fire at the Sweet Tooth.
"Oh man, he's not lighting up on the buttons." Flash said.
"Come on! Shoot him! Blow him up! Erase the smiles right off once and for all!" Pinkie shouted.
"Who are you shouting for?" Rarity asked.
"I don't know and to be honest, I really don't care!" Pinkie growled a little.
He then sees a large middle button that's red with a yellow lightning bolt.
Joker: Hmm, what's this one do? Boop!
Joker pushes the button, causing the Jokermobile to boost hard and speed past the Sweet Tooth. He then launches off the ramp of a DBX truck.
Joker: BEST. BUTTON. EVER!
"How long do you think the joyride will last?" Sunset asked.
"Probably in the next three to five seconds." Pinkie shrugged.
The Sweet Tooth launches the clown head homing missile, which takes down the Jokermobile in the air and causes it and Joker to crash into a building. The Jokermobile is totaled and lost a wheel, while the Joker got away by dropping out of the car, but he coughs up blood.
(Music: Blood Bag - Mad Max: Fury Road, Junkie XL)
"Okay, I think that was funny, but I don't know why." Applejack said.
"Probably because we may actually like seeing the bad clowns getting hurt." Fluttershy pointed out.
"I do hope both of them get killed." Rarity crossed her arms.
Joker: Really? Can't just let a guy have his fun...
Needles stops the Sweet Tooth and switches gears as he prepares to charge at his opponent. Joker gets up and prepares himself.
Joker: Okay, okay, let's go!
Needles: Here I come, scrawny!
Joker stands his ground as the Sweet Tooth charges at him. He starts taunting his opponent, while Sweet Tooth is getting closer.
"Is he mad?! No, wait, why am I asking that?" Twilight realized the stupid question she just asked.
Joker: All right let's see it! Come and get it, tough guy!
"Yep, that guy is going to get roadkill." Spike nodded.
Joker: You miserable excuse for a clown! Come on!
"Unless Joker actually has a plan in mind." Sunset remembered that Joker is smarter than how he acts.
Joker: Come on!
Joker pulls out a ridiculously long-barreled pistol and shoots it at the Sweet Tooth's tire, taking it out and causing Needles to lose control. As he's spinning wildly, Joker takes the opportunity and leaps into the ice cream truck.
"That guy would really go to insane lengths just to see his plans through." Rainbow Dash was surprised.
Joker: Ooh, excuse me! I want to drive!
Joker and Needles fight over the steering wheel and crash into multiple vehicles. Joker stops when the flames on Needles' head burns his hand.
Joker: Let me put that out for you!
Joker sprays his acid flower in Needles' face while laughing, causing the car to go even more out of control. He eventually regains his sight.
Needles: Shut up and bleed, you motherf—
Joker interrupts him by electrocuting his hand with his joy buzzer, electrocuting the masked clown. Needles once again survives the attack.
Needles: Get out!
Needles kicks Joker out of his vehicle and onto the sidewalk.
Joker: Ow! My spleen!
"This is why nobody likes taking hitchhikers, especially the crazy ones!" Rarity pointed out.
Needles stops the car.
Joker: Can't take a joke, can you, big guy?
The Sweet Tooth transforms into the Sweet Bot right in front of The Joker's face, baffling even him.
Joker: Okay... THAT'S funny.
"Yes, an innocent ice-trunk turning into a big fighting robot is a little funny, but that truck is NOT innocent, and neither is its driver!" Pinkie glared in rage.
The Sweet Bot swats Joker with its Gatling gun and knocks him a large portion across the city, eventually crashing into a shopping mall. The mech flies to catch up as Joker finds himself impaled on a metal pole in some of the rubble he just caused. He laughs and coughs in pain as the Sweet Bot slowly walks up to finish the job.
"Looks like it's the end of the Joker." Spike believed as he could see him about to get crush by the robot.
"Not unless the Joker can pull off one last trick up his sleeves." Flash said.
(Music: Immortan's Citadel - Mad Max: Fury Road, Junkie XL)
Joker: Okay. Let's... let's talk about this. Killing someone from inside a tin can? That's no fun!
Interested, the Sweet Bot stops to hear what Joker has to say.
"What are you doing? Don't stop, you have him right there! Just kill him!" Rainbow Dash gestured that Needles should take the kill now.
Joker: The cold of their skin... the blankness of their eyes... the reveal, of who they really are... So much better when you savor all the little emotions...
Needles exits the Sweet Bot, taken in by Joker's words. He prepares his machete and starts dragging it as he walks towards the crippled clown. The Joker is pleased to know that his manipulation is working.
Joker: ...Right?
Needles: Right...
"Oh shit, Joker is luring him into a trap!" Pinkie gasped.
Needles: I want to see you bleed... I want to watch you die...
(Music: Spikey Cars - Mad Max: Fury Road, Junkie XL)
"Better do it now or else you'll regret it." Sunet advised.
Joker: Joker: Just... one more lesson, capiche? The best kind of punchline... hehehe... is the one you don't see coming!
Joker sprays Needles with his Joker Venom and escapes his grasp. Needles drops his machete and grabs his face.
Needles: Ugh! What is this!?
"Unfortunately, you're death." Flash said.
Joker starts laughing, knowing what comes next, as Needles goes back to strangle Joker.
Needles: Die, die, DIE! Die... hehehe...
(Music: Immortan - Mad Max: Fury Road, Junkie XL)
Needles then begins uncontrollably laughing and grabs his face in an attempt to stop. He sees demented visions of his enemy as the toxin takes its toll and eventually kills him. Joker continues laughing as the cops arrive to arrest the last clown standing as the screen fades to black.
KO!
Boomstick: Oh, come on. It wasn't that funny.
"It was never funny at all." Pinkie hugged her knees, feeling the laughter in her head.
Wiz: Both clowns were skilled in combat, but Joker's superior tactics and unpredictable weaponry gave him the leg up he needed.
Boomstick: When you have a toxic gas so deadly it can take out the entire Justice League, all The Joker needed was one opportunity to use it.
Wiz: And despite his lanky frame, The Joker can take a lot of punishment, and he's good enough to survive hand-to-hand combat with Batman.
"Just like how he survived that crash, and now he used his twisted words to get Needles into his hands." Flash said.
Boomstick: Hell, he's smart enough to trick Batman and even manipulate the incorruptible Superman into being pawns in his schemes.
Wiz: As opposed to Needles, whose mental capacity is limited to just one thing.
Boomstick: Murder, murder, and more murder, with a dash of ice cream!
Wiz: The Joker has plenty of experience manipulating the minds of homicidal maniacs. In fact, many people like Needles have wound up in Joker's game. It was only a matter of time before he made his opportunity to use the Joker Venom.
"Yep, that scary smartass brain of his is what won him in this fight." Sunset sighed, as much as she hates to admit it.
Boomstick: Joker wasn't clowning around in this gas of a fight that had us on pins... and Needles.
Wiz: We should really put you on a limit.
Boomstick: Aw, come on, Wiz! Those puns were Sweet!
"No, not this time…" Pinkie shook her head.
Wiz: (unimpressed) ...The winner is The Joker.
Joker: (sigh) Well, that was fun. Who's for Chinese?
"Pinkie, do you need a minute?" Flash asked, seeing how that episode made her feel sad on seeing clowns using laughter for murder and death.
"Yeah, and I could use a hug." Pinkie answered.
"Of course, we're all here for you." Flash nodded as he goes down to hug Pinkie followed by the rest of the Rainbooms into a big group hug. It works as Pinkie is smiling and loving the support of her friends.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Clowns are usually the ones we love that makes us laugh and show how much they want to make us smile for the joy and funny, but these two are just insane to death. Sorry that I had to make Pinkie feel bad about it, hopefully she'll forgive me.
Pinkie: Don't worry, I know you were doing it for the story. I'll get over it.
Glad to hear that. And don't worry, you'll get your turn with Flash in his harem soon.
Pinkie: I'm already thinking of many surprises for him!
KO comment, favorite, and follow through of how this story will go!