JTK: Yeah, it's gonna be fun to write them.
graywolt: Thanks. No, I am gonna do All-Stars.
Shuffollower: Sorry, but I really like that ship and it's happening both for this season and All-Star.
FlyingTomato: Thanks.
Chris: Previously on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, even though we knew our competitors came to win, they're all losers in one way or another, very big losers, which soon became literal, then the funny and then the hilarious (laughs) But in the end, The Toxic Rats lost and had sent Katie home. Bye bye... I love my work, stay tuned because more things will explode, some competitors will throw up and some will try to get a partner, stay tuned because this is Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Theme song plays)
(The episode begins outside on the island, near the dining room, where a mouse with a strangely large head comes out of a bush, then the wheeler looks up and sees an eagle about to attack him, and suddenly the mouse's eyes shine brightly. green and the eagle is taken by force and begins to levitate and hit the ground until it flies away, the mouse's eyes become normal and it enters the dining room through a hole in the door. In the dining room, the competitors were eating at their respective tables on each team, except for Sadie who was still crying over Katie's elimination, to her team's annoyance)
Eva: (To Sadie) Will you shut up!
(Eva then shoved her bowl into Sadie's face)
Confessional: Eva
Eva: Sadie has not stopped crying ever since we eliminated Katie last night! And it's getting on my nerves!
Confessional ends
(Heather was shown trying to eat her food when Anne Maria's spray tan is sprayed at her)
Heather: Will you stop that? We're trying to eat!
Anne Maria: What, can't a girl do a little touch-up? Though you would need way more than that...
Heather: Oh, you did NOT say that to me!
Anne Maria: I did! What about it?
(The two glare at each other before walking off, all while Rodney watches with nervousness)
Confessional: Rodney
Rodney: I don't really know how to handle fights between girls, especially when they're all city slickers. If it was just me and Duncan and Owen I could take charge no problem, but with the girls, I just... don't know what to do especially since I'm dating Heather. I don't wanna hurt her feelings, but I don't wanna be unfair to the others.
Confessional ends
(While at The Rats' table, Sadie was still crying her eyes out)
Eva: Would you stop it already?
Sadie: I'm sorry, it's just that I miss Katie so much!
Eva: Yeah, well crying about it all day isn't gonna bring her back.
Sadie: (Glares at her team) Yeah, 'cause you guys voted her out!
Eva: Hey, I didn't vote for her.
Sadie: You didn't?
Eva: Yeah, I voted for you!
(Sadie gasps)
Sky: Eva!
Eva: What? They both equally blew it yesterday, (To Sadie) and I figured your little friend might be more useful in challenges.
(A sharp note played as the shot cut to a close-up of Sadie gaping in shock)
Confessional: Eva
Eva: So I was a little harsh, big deal! I'm here to win, and right now she doesn't even look willing to play.
Confessional ends
Sadie: I can't believe you voted for me...
Eva: Yeah, and unless you get your act together I'll be voting for you again! And so will the rest of the team.
Sadie: You guys wouldn't do that would you?
(The rest of her teammates look away from her while giving awkward looks. While at the Maggot's table, Owen was looking in his bowl)
Owen: Oh, this looks delicious!
(Own takes a spoonful but soon starts to cough and gets up from the table, Rodney walks over to him)
Rodney: I got you, Owen!
(Rodney Hamlicks Owen and a beetle come out of his mouth)
Owen: Phew! That was close. Thanks, Rodney!
Rodney: You're welcome, dude.
(Rodney notices the beetle)
Rodney: I got you, little guy.
Owen: Can I see him?
Rodney: Sure. (Gives the beetle to Owen)
(Several things are heard being destroyed outside the dining room and then everyone but Mike runs out screaming, Mike is soon knocked to the ground afterwards)
Chris: (Over PA) Attention players, prepare to run to the great mount of tragedy, now!
(The Maggots and The Rats started running towards the big mountain. Then we cut to the two teams arriving at the mount exhausted)
Owen: (Tired) Did we win?
Chris: Not yet, food for mutants, let's continue the challenge, his first challenge will be to climb Mount Tragedy, (Mount is shown which was very high and had several toxic barrels with spikes) The first team to reach the top wins the first part, you can also use tools on the garbage pile. (Next to it there was a big pile of scrap metal) Don't worry, this dump doesn't have dogs, it has a giant mutant beetle, (A monster comes out of the garbage giant beetle, and the competitors cowered in fear) the big guy loves hoarding, in his mansion they can find useful objects that could help them climb... (The beetle throws a toilet and the competitors duck to avoid it) Or not, whatever, the challenge starts now! (Blows his air horn)
Owen: (Trying to climb) Come on! Gotta... make it... to the... top!
(Owen lets go revealing that the ledge he'd tried to climb embarrassingly close to the ground)
Duncan: (Holding on to a branch) Come on, dude. You can make it to the top!
(Duncan climbs up more and runs into Brick)
Duncan: Hey, Cadet. Race you to the top.
Brick: Sure, but to let you know I conquered the rock at junior sergeant camp, I dislocated my hip trying to get my wall climber badge, check this out! (He starts to bend his hip but ends up dislocating his left arm, as he screams in pain)
Duncan: And how much did you dislocate your arm?
Brick: (In pain) Just now...
Duncan: First time for everything. (Continues to climb to the top)
Eva: Quit talking to the enemy and climb!
Heather: Keep climbing, Duncan!
(Meanwhile, Anne Maria was on the floor looking at herself in a pocket mirror)
Chris: (To Anne Maria) Is any lady going to participate?
Anne Maria: Pff, have you seen my nails? (Shows her nails) that's why I drive with my feet!
(Meanwhile, we see Leshawna and Heather high up the mountain, Leshawna was climbing on ahead while Heather lingered at a ledge with a few small, loose stones on it. She whistled over to them nonchalantly, then viciously kicked them off. They tumbled down the mountainside, catching Sky and Dave and knocking them off)
Leshawna: Hey, what was that about?
Heather: What? They're on the other team, knocking them down just gives the rest of ours more time to catch up!
(They keep climbing with Leshawna glaring at her)
(Sky and Dave end up falling to the ground, with Dave falling on a rock near Anne Maria)
Dave: Something tells me, we aren't winning this.
(Meanwhile, Eva was about to reach the top of the mountain, Chef was on top next to some ice cubes, and he was soon called over the radio)
Chris: (on radio) You know what to do...freeze 'em.
Eva: Out of my way, Chef- (Chef threw an ice cube at her causing her to fall and collide with Brick, causing them both to fall down)
(Anne Maria put on hairspray until someone called her)
Heather: (To Anne Maria) Hey, tan in a can, too bad they don't make spray style, you'd look good with that!
(Anne Maria got so angry that she destroyed the lacquer she had with her hand)
Anne Maria: What are you telling me, girl?!, Oh this is war! (She starts to climb the mountain, Chef throws a block of ice at her but she destroys it with her fist) Come here, Pasty, you are going to pay very badly for this! (Spots Rodney) Big guy! Can you help me up, so I can beat her up quicker?
(Rodney stared at the jersey girl, imagining her surrounded by hearts and cherubs)
Confessional: Rodney
Rodney: She asked me to help her. She trusts me! It's a sign of true love. It's gonna be hard breaking up with Heather, though...
Confessional ends
(Heather and Leshawna finally reached the top)
Leshawna: Finally!
(Then Rodney climbs to the top with Anne Maria on his shoulders)
Anne Maria: (To Heather) You're dead, Pasty!
(Anne Maria tackles her and starts beating her up)
Rodney: I'm so sorry, Heather... But-
Heather: I already know what you're gonna say and I don't care!
Confessional: Rodney
Rodney: Huh, I guess it was easier than I thought.
Confessional ends
(One after another, more members of both teams arrive at the top. The only ones who haven't made it are Sadie and Owen. They were still climbing and felt very tired from doing it)
Duncan: Come on, Owen, you can do it!
Sky: Sadie, you're almost there!
Owen: I'm... so... tired!
Sadie: Me... Too!
Brick: Come on, Sadie! Do it... do it for Katie!
Sadie: Katie? Katie! I'm coming!
(Sadie climbs even faster and soon makes it to the top)
Sadie: I did it!
(Chris soon arrived in his jetpack)
Chris: The Rats win!
(The Rats cheer, just as Owen reaches the top)
Owen: (Huffs) Did we... win?
Heather: No, we lose! Thanks to you! (Pushes him off the cliff, causing her to get looks from the rest of her team) What?
Chris: Which team is headed for a knockdown? Find out after the break...
Owen: I need an ambulance!
(Then we cut to snowy weather where the teams were shivering with their respective flags, Chris arrived with a snowmobile and dressed for the weather)
Chris: Hello ice players! Welcome to the second part of the challenge, capture the flag. To win you must knock down your enemy's structure (Two structures are shown, a really poor snow shack and on the other side a big castle of ice) or capture the opposing team's flag and take it to their fort. Now, since the rats won the first challenge, they can choose their fort.
Sadie: W-we're cho-oosing the castle, r-right?
Dave: It c-could be a ba-bad call. It could really be terrible inside.
Sky: I wouldn't put it past Chris to pull something like that.
Mike: What do you think, Brick?
Brick: Negative! Even if there's something bad inside the outer walls still look way more stable. (To Chris) We'll take the castle.
(A clock wipe transitioned the scene to inside the Maggots' new fort, a pleasant tune playing as it was shown to be just as nice-looking on the inside, if rather bare. Aside from the campers and their flag, all that was inside was a pile of snowballs and a shovel stuck into the ground)
Brick: I knew I made the right choice.
Confessional: Brick
Brick: Out doesn't have a leader, yet. And I think I would make a great one. But before I ask them if I could be the team's leader, I must prove myself to be a good leader!
Confessional ends
(Inside the Maggots' fort, which was the same as the Rats' but with worse walls. Inside it only had a shovel and pile of snowballs)
Anne Maria: Welp... we're dead
Chris: (With a megaphone) Listen up, players! You have to take down the enemy fort by throwing mystery balls at them with the shovel stuck in their fort!
Duncan: (Picks up the shovel) Sounds like my kind of game
Owen: Why are they called mystery balls?
Chris: Because they deal higher damage, due to some surprises inside! (one of the snowballs started shaking.) They'll need a captain to command, the conquest starts now!
Brick: I volunteer for Team Captain. Any objections?
Eva: I'm fine with it.
Sky: Same here
Dave: You are clearly the best option.
Brick: Alright, here's how it's going to work. Sky, Dave, and Eva will go and get the flag from the other team's fort. Me, Sadie, Mike, you three stay here, and defend ours while you attack with the snowballs.
Sadie: Wait, Brick, I want to prove my usefulness to the team, do you think I could go with you guys instead?
Brick: Well, we should keep an even number between the two teams-
Eva: Dave will stay behind!
Dave: What?! But I want to go with Sky! And Brick. Sky and Brick.
Eva: Do you really think you can handle the people on the other side?
Dave: Well... Uh... Fine. I'll stay behind.
Confessional: Dave
Dave: This sucks, I really want to join Sky
Confessional ends
(Meanwhile at The Maggots' fort)
Rodney: Listen up. We-
Heather: Okay, this is what-
(They look at each other)
Rodney: We should send out-
Heather: We're gonna start-
Rodney: What do you think you're doing?
Heather: Uhh, hello, listen to me here!
Confessional: Rodney
Rodney: On the farm, it's just me, my Dad, and my five little brothers. I'm kinda used to being in charge.
Confessional: Heather
Heather: Uggh, who does that meathead think he is?
Confessional ends
Heather: (To Rodney) Listen! I'm the team leader! We're sending out you, Anne Maria, and Leshawna. While me, Duncan, and Owen try to defend the out crappy fort.
(Rodney stared at Heather, imagining her surrounded by hearts and cherubs)
Rodney: Okay...
Confessional: Rodney
Rodney: The way she commands is so strong and wonderful. It was a mistake breaking up with her. I hope she can forgive me. And I hope Anne Maria isn't too heartbroken after I break up with her.
Confessional ends
Heather: Any objections?
Anne Maria: Yeah, why do I have to go over there and not stay here?
Heather: To prove yourself worth keeping around, cause recently you've been pretty useless.
Anne Maria: Oh, I'll show you-
Chris: (honking horn) Get started!
(Leshawna and Rodney run out)
Heather: (To Anne Maria) Follow them, before you're on the chopping block!
(Anne Maria groans and follows them)
(Then we cut to the sky, where the sun had risen causing some of the snow to start melting, Chris and Chef were now on some beach chairs and without their winter outfits)
Chris: Hurry up, my ice melts, as do your forts when the sun gets higher!
(Leshawna was running until she tripped and started to slide on the ice)
Leshawna: Whoa! (She slides past Rodney and Anne Maria) This is helpful!
(Leshawna suddenly stopped and the ice she was on started to crack and she fell into the freezing water, after a few seconds now an ice cube came out inside, Chris and Chef laughed at this)
Chris: (Laughing) It seems that no man's land is also no man's water.
(Inside the Maggots' fort, Duncan, Heather, and Owen looked over the pile of snowballs their team had)
Owen: Which one do we throw first?
Heather: (Picks up a snowball) I don't know and I don't care! (Suddenly, the snowball she was holding exploded, leaving her head full of ollin and coughing)
(Owen and Duncan laugh at her, making her growl in angry)
Confessional: Heather
Heather: I hate those two!
Confessional ends
Heather: Stop laughing and throw snowballs!
(Duncan threw the snowball with the shovel and it landed right on the castle, dealing heavy damage)
Duncan: Alright! Now this is my kind of challenge!
(Meanwhile at The Rats' Fort)
Brick: Snowballs at two o'clock!
(Back with Eva, Sky, and Sadie. They were getting snowballs thrown at them)
Eva: Dodge them! (A snowball passes over them)
Sky: What do we do?
Sadie: Get behind me!
Sky: You sure about this?
Sadie: Yes!
(They get behind her and move forward, with Sadie taking most of the hits)
Rodney: (Pulling Leshawna out of the water) Don't worry, Leshawna, I'll get you out of there... after I talk to Anne Maria. (Follows Anne Maria to the Rats' fort)
(Meanwhile, Owen, Heather, and Duncan were throwing snowballs until a giant ball landed near them, and the giant beetle from earlier came out of it)
Duncan: Aw crap!
Heather: We need to take care of this beetle!
Owen: Wait! I have an idea! (Pulls out the beetle) Is this one yours?
(The big beetle looks at the little beetle, it slithered on the ground and approaches its "mother" who takes it and pats it a few times, releasing a little burst of fire)
Owen: I'm glad I could reunite a mother and child.
Heather: (To the beetle) Hey, since Owen reunited you with your child, can you do over a favor?
(The beetle nods)
(Brick, Dave, and Mike see Anne Maria and Rodney approaching)
Brick: They're coming! Defend the flag! I'll take Rodney, you two take Anne Maria!
(Meanwhile, Eva and Sky kept using Sadie as a human shield)
Sadie: Just a few...(hit by a snowball) inches (hit by another) more.
(Before they reached the Maggot's base, the giant beetle popped out)
Sadie: Beetle!
(It breathes fire at them, but they dodge it)
Sky: (To Brick) How are we gonna get pass that?!
Eva: I dunno!
(They kept dodging the fire)
(At the fort, Brick, Dave, and Mike prepare for Rodney and Anne Maria)
Brick: Here they come!
(Rodney and Anne Maria come in)
Brick: Ahhh! (Tackles Rodney)
Rodney: Ow!
Anne Maria: Do you think you can take me?
Mike: I mean... you don't seem that tough.
Dave: Yeah, I think you're kinda... fat
Anne Maria: (Angry) OH! I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT TO ME!
(Anne Maria tackles Dave and starts to beat him up)
Dave: Ow! Ow! OW! Mike! (Grabs Mike's shirt) Help me!
(Dave gets pulled back by Anne Maria, but since he was still holding on to Mike's shirt, he accidentally rips it off. Making him gasp and his hair slicked back)
?: (Sees what's happening) Whoa, what's the problemo?
Dave: Ow! You- Ow! Know Mike!
Vito: Mike? That name's Vito, dude.
Brick: Come on, soldier! Now's not the time for one of your characters!
Anne Maria: (Sees Vito) Whoa! I likey. (Giggles)
(Rodney sees this)
Confessional: Rodney
Rodney: Huh, I guess Anne Maria was having second thoughts about our relationship, too. Wow, this breakup stuff is easier than I thought!
Confessional ends
Anne Maria: (Tosses Dave away) Hey, Handsome.
Vito: Hey, yourself, hot stuff.
Brick: Soldier, stop flirting with the enemy and protect the-
(Brick was too busy arguing with Vito, that Rodney picked him up and threw him at Vito)
Brick: Ahh!
(Rodney then quickly grabbed the flag)
Rodney: I got it!
Anne Maria: Hey, I was talking to him
(Rodney ignores him, grabs Anne Maria's hand, and heads out)
Rodney: (Waves around the flag) I got it!
Chris: The Maggots win! And here is your reward... (Chef smiles as he holds a tray full of cups of hot chocolate) McLean brand hot chocolate, warm up your services with heavenly chocolate."
(The Maggots cheer, as Eva, Sadie, and Sky return back to the base)
Eva: What the heck happened?
Dave: Ask Vito.
Sky: Vito?
Dave: Him (Points at Vito)
Sadie: Mike? What happened to your shirt?
Dave: I accidentally ripped it off. (Tosses to Vito) Put it back on, man.
(Vito begrudgingly puts it back on. The moment his chest was covered, however, he sharply inhaled and his features returned to those of Mike)
Mike: Uh... what's going on? Did we win?
(The rest of Mike's team looked at him)
Dave: Care to repeat that?
Mike: Uhh, heheh. Did...I miss something?
Brick: C'mon, Vito, you can't possibly tell me you forgot about the challenge already!
Mike: V-Vito?
Dave: Or how you blew it by distracting Brick!
Mike: I... I did?
Dave: Are you kidding me, right now?! How do you not remember!?
Confessional: Mike
Mike: Okay, Mike, you can do this. You knew you were gonna have to tell them sooner or later. It's better this way.
Confessional ends
Mike: The truth is. The truth is... that I have dissociative identity disorder. (His team just gives him a confused look) ...multiple personality disorder, basically
(The release some understanding ohs and ahs)
Mike: Sorry for not telling you guys earlier. But, well, it's kind of awkward, you know? They can't really be... controlled that well...
Brick: So...what you're saying is that Svetlana and Chester and Vito are all...separate personalities of yours?
Mike: Identities, but yeah. Sorry for all the trouble they've caused.
Sky: Okay, I see no problem with that explanation.
Mike: ...really? You're...all okay with it?
Brick: Well, it doesn't sound like something you can really help.
Dave: It's... odd to say the least, but we get it.
Mike: Great! But uh... what about elimination?
(That's when the team remembers they have to vote someone off)
Sky: Crap, forgot about that.
Eva: Well, our first option would have been you, but since we know it technically wasn't your fault, we don't know who to vote for.
(The team doesn't know what to do until...)
Brick: Vote me off.
Eva/Dave/Mike/Sadie/Sky: Huh?
Sky: Brick, why?
Brick: Cause I'm the one who volunteered to be team leader, I thought I could lead us to victory. But instead, we failed. I failed. Therefore, I feel like I should go.
(The others are unsure about this, but know they have no other option)
(We then cut to the elimination ceremony with The Rats & Chris)
Chris: After another day of losing for the 2nd time, it all comes down to this." (Chef comes out with the hazmat suit) The following rats are safe. Eva, Dave, Mike, and Sky. Which leaves, Brick and Sadie. And the loser is... Brick!
Brick: I knew this was coming. (Gets up and walks to Chris) I'm ready. Give me the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom.
(Chris and Chef looked at one another and shared a mischievous smile, and the hulking man walked forward with his strongbox still shut tight. He presented it to Harold, who cringed in anticipation as it was slowly opened...revealing nothing inside)
Brick: What?
Chris: Hah! Yeah, we're changing things up and having tonight's eliminated Maggot become tomorrow's new Rat.
Brick: So, I'm not taking the Hurl of Shame?
Chris: Nope.
Brick: Thank you, sir. I won't fail, again, sir!
Chris: Whatever. Kinda disappointing no one's going for a catapult ride, though. (Gets an idea) Oh, I know...
(We now cut to the Hurl of Shame, where a short and chubby East Asian male intern is sitting nervously in the catapult's bucket, an inflatable duck-shaped inner tube around his waist)
Intern: (The duck deflates) Uh, Mr. McLean? I-
(He is interrupted by Chris pulling the lever and launching him screaming into the night sky
Chris: It just isn't the same. Come back for more mutants, mayhem, and manipulation. Next time, on Total! Drama! Revenge, of the Island!
Remaining Contestants:
Toxic Rats: Eva, Dave, Mike, Sadie, Sky
Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Duncan, Brick, Heather, Leshawna, Owen, Rodney
14th: Max
13th: Katie
Yep, I kept the swap happen here instead of the next episode. Now originally I was gonna have the swap happen in the next episode and eliminate someone here first and have Brick switched in the canon episode that he did, but the more I thought about and re-reading Fangren's Pahkitew Island story. I decided to switch Brick over early and keep the person around for one more episode. I also gave Sadie some character like Fangren did in their Pahkitew Island story.
And I'm sorry for this taking so long to come out, I had a lot of trouble figuring out how the teams would climb to the top, since in canon, the original, and pretty much any Revenge of the Island stories, they have someone smart make a device to get them to the top. But here, I didn't know what to do since there's no one that smart to do that, so I had to take the lazy route and just cut to the teams at the top, minus a member.