Content Warning: This chapter contains dialogue about eating disorders and depictions of racism. Viewer discretion is advised.
Byakuya Toolgami, the Ultimate Affluent Prodigy, was bored as fuck. So he decided to buly his friend Aoi. He snuck up behind Owie, and he said "hey Oai, ur fat lol"
"OMG really?" said Aoi, pointing curiously at herself with a cocke d head. "Well, I won't let this get me back! I'mm going to have to train even harder so I can get my weight under control! Thanks for letting me know, Byakua!"
"Heh heh heh," smirked Byakuya, turning to the reader. "Little does she know that since she is 5'3" and 110 pounds, her BMI is 19.5, which is in the normal weight range. So she isn't actually fat."
"Hey, I heard that, you know! Are you trying to give me an eating disorder or what?" Aoi shouted. She was so angry that as comeuppance, she decided to kick Byakuya into the sun. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" said Baykuya Togami.
TOO BAD!
BYAKUYA'S HEAD x 2
"Hooary!" cheered Aoii. "Now I can get back to shoving 50 donuts in my mouth at once!"
Meanwhile, Byakuya respawned on the glass platform at the front of the Comet Observatory. There were six circles arranged in a circle embedded in the platform, and there was a big circle in the middle of it with the number "03" on it in a fun font. In each of the six outer sircles was a star shape, and one of the m was glowing and connected to the Terrace. Bu Byakuay already knew that because he was smort.
Speaking of the Terrace, Byakuya saw Fuyuhio walking out of the Terrace. The mafia boss slumped down onto the floor otuside of the Terrace, hunched over and clutching his head in distress. Judging by them and the fact that the number 3 was in the obseratory, Byakuya concluded that he and Chihiro must have succeeded in getting athird Power Star. And then they'd decided to return from their mission. So, it was now time for Bakuya to show off the glory of the Togami name.
Confdidently, Byakuya sttrode up to Fuyuhiko and said, "You have the honor of coming with me on my mission to the next galaxy."
"What the fuck man," siad Fuyuhiko, "cant' you tell I'm going through something at the moment? Fuck off."
Byakuya was amused by Fuyuhiko's audacity. Being insolent at the most influential high schooler in the world took nerves of steel. Just what he would need on his mission to the next galaxy.
"As a Togami, I have access to secret texts that the government keeps hidden from plebians such as yourself. So, I know about all of the galaxies that NASA is hiding from us, and that includes the galaxy closest to Good Egg: the Honeyhive Galaxy."
"Yeah, and what the fuck does this have to do with me? Piss off," spat Fuyuhik.
Byakuya rolled his eyes. "Do I really have to spell everything out for you? In case they never taught you at poor people school, bees are small and yellow. And you will fit right in among the bees, since you are small and yellow yourself."
Like a Diet Coke that had been infused with Mentos, Fuyuhiko suddenly shot up from the ground. He was now stnding and pointing his epic yakuza gun at Byakya. "The FUCK did you just say to me, you absolute fucking cunt!? I'll make you fucking regret the day you ever even THOUGHT of slighting the Kuzuryuu dynasty!" And he shot Byakuya in the head, killing him instantly.
TOO BAD!
BYAKUYA'S HEAD x 1
Byakuya repsawned again at the same glass platform from a few paragraphs ago.s He gave a long-suffering sigh. "Now which of these commoners am I supposed to have escort me into Honeyhive Galxy?"
Suddenly, Backula noticed a huge, dark shadow looming over him. "Boo," a deep voice behind him said.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" SCREamed Gyakuya.
"Sorry," said Sakura. "Halloween is coming up and I was practicing for it. I didnt' mean to terrify you like that."
Byayuka was SEETHING. Not only did he now need a new change of pants, but the cause of his complete and utter humiliation was the darkest-skinned character in the entire cast! Well except maybe for that one farmer guy from Danganronpa 3 or whatever, but he's a stereotype charicature so we like to pretend that nobody ever wrote him and he never existed ever, OK? Anyways Byakua was racist, and he was SO ANGRY that he went on a racist tirade towards Sakura involving every slur that is listed on the list of slurs on the Wikipedia. His racist ramblings were complete with blackface and a live minstrel show where Byakuya played all the characters. He then drew racist symbols all over the Observatory. By the time Byakuya had said every racist thing that could possibly be said, all of the other Danganronpa characters were staring at him silently, mouths agape.
"All right, that's it," said Sakura. "Time to teach you a lesson." And she decided to beat Byakura to death.
First, she pounded at his ribcage until it was the consistency of when you put cereal in the food processor and turn it into cereal flour to make cereal cookies. Next, she ripped out his armpits and forced him to smell them. Then, she tore off Byakuya's butt and made him wear it as a hat. "now you can no longer pee or poo or walk," she said. Finally, she reached into Byakuya's mushy, crumbly ribcage, pulled out his heart, and showed it to him. She ripped it free of the rest of his entrails, finally allowing Byakuya the sweet release of death. Everyone else in the observatory clapped.
TOO BAD!
BYAKUYA'S HEAD x 0
…...
You know what? I just realized. Racism isn't funny.
I am now going to retcon Byakuya being racist. It never happened. He was perfectly friendly wih the Luma from Chapter FOUR, and he never said anythign mean to Sakura. So he still have 1 Byakuya Head. But also he still did poo his pants, and since the characters don't have any spare clothes, he will have to walk around with poo in his pants for the rest of the story.
OK so nw back to the story. Byakuya said, "now I have decided who will come with Me to the Honevhive Galaxy. Tell them, Naegi."
"What, me again?" said Makoto in disbelief. He couldn't understand why he had to figure out who Byakuya's spacefaring partner would be and tell everone in Byakya's stead, even though they weren't even in a class trial anymore cause this story takes place after the Danganronpa games. Except everyone is still alive. So I guess there is no continunity. My bad.
"Oh well," thought Makoto. "I guess I have no choice." so he closed his eyes and stood still for like 5 minutes straight while plaing Hangman's Gambit in his head.
Everyone just stud around silently for the first 30 seconds or so. Then Gundham smugly broke the silence. "Hmph!" he said. "You may be a mere mortal, but I still expected more mental power from you!"
Makoto didn't respond because he was too busy shooting at letters. So Haijime responded in his place. "Hey man, it's difficult being a protagonist. Cut Makoto some slack."
"Yeah," said MahIIru, who was still holding her new boyfriend's hand. "You boys are awfully lucky Makoto's the one doing the Hangman's Gambit. If it were Hajime, we'd be here all day."
"Aw, come ON, MahIIru!" said Hejime good-naturedly. Then under his breadth he growled, "'Improved Hangamn's Gambit' my ass."
Ibuki and Hiyoko then started duetting "99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall" and everyone groaned in agony. By the time they had gotten to the funny number of bottles of beer on the wall, Makoto suddenly opened his eyes and exclaimed, "Souka wakatta jan!" I don't know what htat means because they never translated it in my copy of Triggered Happy Hammock, but basically it meant Makoto had finally shot all of the letters.
"Byakuya, it's obvious who you chose to escort you into spce!" announced Makoto. "You originally chose Fuyuhiko because of his physical resemblance to a bee, right? Well, guess who is not only also yellow, like a bee, but is also a member of royalty, something bees are commonly known for? There's only one person who fits that description: Sonia Nevermind, the Ultimate Princess!"
Chiaki had been speeping, but the snot buble coming out of hre nose popped and she suddenly woke up. "Sorry Makoto," she said, "but we already figured that out. Byakuya and Sonia left a few minutes agi."
"Shit!" screamed Makoto, massaging his hair.
Meanhile, in the HONEY HIVE GALAXY...
Sonia and Byakuya had finished their flight through space and landed on a huge planet! "Yes!" they said in unison, making Y poses. Then they took in their surroundings. They were on a huge planet that was spacious and foresty and filled with friendly fuzzy bees! Right in front of them was a thin stream, and across that stream was an extremely steep cliff. Byakuyay tried to climb the cliff, but even though he was the Ultimate Perfectin and was good at everything, he wasn't gooda t cliff climbing. Because he quickly fell down the cliff and tweeting noises played as he slid down. Then he landed an the stream and got all wet.
While Byakuya publicly embarrassed himself, Sonya continued to gaze at her surroudnings. There was a grassy path to her right that hat Monomi shits rolling aross it. And between the steep, slippery cliff and the flat, shitty path, there was a gaping chasm that opened directly into space. "This is most interesting," noted Sonia. "The sky above is is a bright daytime blue, but down at the bottom it's darker and you can see stars. Space truly is fantastic!"
"I know, right?" said a bee who was right near her and Byakuy. "But be careful not to fall down the chasm, or you'll get sucked into a black hole down there. It happens to more bees than you'd think."
"Thank you so much for the advice!" the rpincess said with a charming smile. "I suppose I should introduce myself. My name is Sonia Nervermind, and-"
"Skip the niceties," interrupted Yakuya, "and get to the important part. Where is the Power Star?"
"Well um uh um I don't know." the bee said. "You'd have to ask the boss. He's really cool and smart and he knows everything!"
Byakuya scoffed. "You expect me to beelive that the ruler of the bees is male? Haven't you ever taken basic biology?"
"Look asshole," said the bee, "I am ell aware that according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a king bee should be able to lead a bee colony instead of a queen bee. The king bee, however, rules anyways, because he doesn't care what humans think is possible."
"Hehehehe... interesting," smirked Baykuya, a new plan swirling in his head.
"Then it's settled!" Sonia Nevermind grinned and flexed her bicep. "The cliff is too step for us, but if we follow the path to the right, we should be able to find out where the king of this galaxy is1"
So the two rich blonds went o the grassy path and deftly dodged the doodoo. There, they found a fountain, and in the fountain was a giant coin with a question mark on it.
"I wonder if this is a music note minigame, like the one Ahjime played in Godo Egg Galaxy." Sonia resolved not to lose, and she collected the coin. However, instead of summoning more Soulja Boy notes, it isntead caused a BEEAM to shoot out of it! The beam went down into the giant chasm, but not all the way down because there was a lower patch of grass that was jutting out of the chasm that was safe to land on. And ont this patch of grass there came forth... a Bee Mushroom!
"Hmph, this had better be good," said Bakuya, crossing his arms. "As the Ultimate Affluent Prophecy, I refuse to eat anything but the finest cuisine."
So he jamped down and ate the mushroom before Sonia could get to it. This mead Sonai the Big Sad. Bykuya didn't even like mushrooms, but he knew that he had to eat healthy in order to keep up his beautiful giraffe twink bod. Nothing less could be expected of a Togami. So he choked the mushroom down, even though it had eyes and a face, and managed not th throw up. And then...
Byakuya underwent a MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFOMRATION... His clothes turned a stripey yellow and black. A giant fuzzy white collar appeared around his submissive neck. Antenna sprouted out of his scalp. Wings emerged from his back. And his butt became huge and gigantic, with a shiny pointy sitinger at the end. He had transformed. Into... BEEYAKUYA!
"Wow, if only Toko were here to see you like this!" remarked Sonia.
"Do not even bring up that wretch's name," hissed Beeyakuya. Then he colmed down as he examined his new form. "However, this is scintillating. I didn't think it was possible, but the cuisine of Honeyhive Galaxy has managed to make me even more perfect than I already am."
To demonstrate this, Beeyakuya started to fly. His wings flapped so fast that they blurred, and his butt shook rapidly as he took off into the air. "Hold on! Please wait for me!" Soonia called. But it was too late. Beeyakuya was gone.
Except it actually wasn't too late. You see, Beeyakuya, like all bees, had a flight meter. He could only fly for so long at a time before he fell. So he landed on his bee butt right back where he had started. "It seems even a Togami has limits," he said to himself camly. "Let's try again." And he flew right back into the ksy, twerking all the while.
Fortunately, Sonia was able to join him this time. You see, as soon as Beeyakuya had eaten the Bee Mushroom, a new Bee Mushroom had spontaneously appeared, encased in an octahedral crystal. It was shaped like an octahdron instead of a weird lumpy shape because it was a good crystal instesad of a Monokuma shit. So Sonia broke it, beecame Bee Sonia, and flew and terked until she caught up with him.
The two neew bees flew behind a big waterfall in the back of the planet, where they found a path leading around to the back of the planet. There was a pit at the back, and since neither of them know what else to do there, they just jumped down. And then they ended up going down a SLIDE! It was bade of the same material that the cliff Byakuya fell down was made out of, so they couldn't go back up or stop their escent, even, so they just kept falling. On te slide there were Star Bits! But they were sliding down so fast that Beeyakuya and Sonia couldn't control where they wer going, so they missed ALL of the Star bits! "God damn shit bitch whore fuck!" cursed Sonia in frustration.
Finally, the slide ended, and they ended up in a little cliff surrounding the edge of the bottom of the planet . "Maybe if we follow the path," sad Spnia, "we can find a Launch Star or somethingh and at least have SOMETHING good happen."
But the cliff path was Trecherous! There were lots of honey puddles and Beeyakuya accidentally stepped in one of them, which slowed him down. "Eww," gross!" said Beeyakuya, because he'd learned in rich people school that honey was bee vomit.
As Byakuya dredged himself out of the sweet, yellow muck, he caught sight of a bee. This wasn't him or Snia, but instead one of the permnent residents of the HoneyHive Galaxy. "Phew!" said the bee, who was flying across a gap in the honey-drenched cliffs and carrying am metal bucket filled with honey. "Carrying honey is hard work!"
Once he had finished carrying the honey across the gap, the bee turned around and started flying right back to where he started. This meant that Beeyakuya could see the bee's face and tell who it was! I was... Grimshaw from Lightlark!
"Grim from Lightlark, what are YOU doing here?" said Sania in shock. "And why are you a bee?"
Grim from Lightlark grinned grimly. He grinned and grinned and grinned and grinned and grinned and grinned and grinned and grinned and grinned and grinned and grinned and then he DISAPP EARED! He had grinned SO HARD that he'd accidentally yoinked himself out of existence with his Nightshade poowers!
"Well that was pointless," said Beeyakuya. Sonia nodded in agreement.
So they flew ocross the pit that Grim from Light Lark had been flying across. And then they found a Launch Star at the end of the honey cliff path and went to the next planet1 Look I know I'm rushing through things but I just want to get to the next important character OK?
So the next planet they went to was very pretty. It had some grassy areas at the edge, and in the center were some big sprawlign wooden platforms and some clear, crisp fresh water. Jutting out of the water were a bunch of GIANT FLOWERS.
Sonia pointed to one of the big flowers, which had anoteher Launch Star on it! All she had to do was fly up there, and they would be off! "All right, let's do this!" Sonia said to herself, flexing her bicep. And so she flew to the top of the nearest flower. But, she ran out of flight meter and fell into the water! And water is TOXIC to bees! So she instantly lost her bee powerup and turned back into normal Sonia. "Goshdarnit!" said Sonia, who was trying to teach herself not to curse. Just because she USUALLY failed dind't mean she always.
"Pathetic," sneered Beeyakuya. "I know I can't expect you to be anywhere near the Togamis' level, but one would think that a princess such S yourself would have at least some modicum of common sense."
"But we are in a crackfic," whined Sonia.
"Shut UP and follow my lead," ordered Beeyakuya. And, demonstrating his instant expertise in beehood, he went to a nearby dandelion. He grabbed it and then, using his Luma partner's spinning power, he spinned further and further towards the top of the stem. This caused the dandelion to bend backwards towards the ground. Finally, Beeyakuya let go, and the dandelion launched him forward and upward onto the top of one of the flowers. From his petal-top perch, he peered smugly down at Sonia. "I'd tell you to keep up, but we both know that asking that of you is pointless. So at least try not to lag too far behind."
Sonia angrily breathed through her nose. She was having a TERRIBLE day. First she had missed all of the Star Bits on the slide, then she'd gotten her time wasted by a young adult novel, then she'd gotten wet and lost her bee powers, and now Beeyakuya was being mean to her again! Well, she'd be sure to show him! She grabbed onto the dandelion with princessy precision and span to the top even faster than he did, launching herself further and higher. She landed dead center in the center of the flower Beeyakuya was on... only for the flower to instantly collapse under her weight. Since she was no longer a bee, she was really heavy, and so the flower didn't like her. So all its petals fell off, and both she and Beeyakuya were dumped into the water. So now she and Cockuya were human again.
Byayuka did a long-suffering sigh and massaged his glasses with his hand. "I cannot beLIEVE that you manged to drag ME down along with your imbecility," he growled.
"I am terribly sorry!" said Sonia. But the truth is she actually wasn't sorry. She was PISSED. But she didn't want to show it because that would be letting Bachuya win. Years of diplomacy training taught her to feign a sense of calm. And so she did.
Fortunately, there was another octahedron with a Bee Mushroom inside. But to get to it they had to go through a bunch of disgusting bugs! These weren't freidnly cute bugs like the bees. They were evil cockroach-like things. And they were evil! Because they attacked Soonia and Byakyua. "Ewwwwww, gross!" the two preps screamed simultanously in terror. Fortunately, despite their revulsion and fear, the two managed to squish the giant bugs by jumping on them. But now they were covered in bug guts and goop. So they went back in the wate,r on purpose this time.
"I think we should probably dry off a bit. Otherwise, the bee powers will go away as soon as we get them," suggested Sonia.
"I must admit, you occasionally have good ideas," said Byakuya insufferably. So they lay down in the grass for a while and basked in the sun. Quickly, the two of them became bored. "You know," said Byakuya after a while, "I have a classified document that you might find interesting."
Sonia instantly sat up with sparkles in her eyes. "Does it concern an infamous serial killer?" she shouted without meaning to.
"Even better," Bakura smirked. "It involves people who don't even exist yet in this universe. Extra-dimensional beings, if you will."
"Aww," said Sonio. "Just a mere work of fiction, then."
"You'll be eating your words once I play this for you," said Byakuya, holding up a DVD that said, "CLASSIFIED. DO NOT SHARE WITH ANYBODY WHO ISN'T SUPER DUPER DUPER RICH AND COOL BITCHES LIKE THE TOGAMI DYNASTY." Then Byakuya realized his critical mistake! "Drat!" he screamed. "We don't have a DVD player!"
"Oh well," said Sonya. "I think we are dry enough anyway. Shall we proceed to the next planet?"
"Ugh... fine," Bkakuya spat. And so they got their bee powers back and they went.
As they flew away from the sopping wet garden and towards the next planet, they saw at the top of the planet was a GIANT bEE! "This must bee the boss bee!" exclaimed Snoia as they flew through the space.
Beeyakuya scoffed. "Do you commoners always have to state the obvious?"
"I am a royal, you know!" Sonia shot back, whinier than she'd intended.
Then, it turned out the Launch Star wasn't taking them to the king bee after all! It instead sent them downwards all the way to the bottom of the planet! "OH, GOD DAMMIT!" Beeyakuya and Sonia screamed simultaneously in frustration.
So now the two were at the very bottom of the planet. "At least this is the final planet... maybe," said Sonia.
The two students were greeted by a bee. "Now you have to climb up the walls of honeycomb. But you can't do that unless you are a bee so watch out!" she said.
"Hmph," said Beeyakuya. "It seems I have to showcase my bee prowess once again." And he started climbing the hexagonal honeycombs that were embedded into the cliff wall of the planet.
But soon, her reached the topmost honeycomb! Well actually there were honeycombs above him but they weren't attached to the honeycomb he was on. So he had to fly to the next set of honeycombs! Which he managed.
But Sona wasn't so lucky. The moment she started tweking and flapping her wings, she lost control because she was very new to flying and wasn't used to beeing a bee yet! "AAAAAAA" said Sonia as she flew every which way. Soon enough, Soonia was almost out of bee power. "NOW I AM GOING TO FALL!" she freaked out! But fortunately, when she did fall at last, she fell TOWARDS the honeycomb and landed safely! Now she understood! Gravity had gone all wonky again. So when she'd tried to fly up the wall, she'd ended up flying away from it, because up was forwards and towards the wall was down.
So, she finally made it up at long last to the top of the boss bee planet. But Byakuya had already made it there like an hour ago, and he was so bored that now he was getting his beauty rest. Sonia sighed. "It seems I must approach the king by myself," she told herself. "No matter! I am a princess, which means I can do this! I shall do my best!"
So she went over to the giant bee. He was a really big anime guy and he was blond and wearing a crown. He was flying over a giant pool of water like the one they'd come from with the dandelion and the flowers, except since he was the king, he had infinite flight. And there were giant flowers here too but they weren't important. Because the king bee was here and he was...
Ash Larynx!
"OMG ASS!" screamed Sonia at the top of her lungs.
Bash Linux immediately bristed with suspicion. "How do you know my name" he said.
"Well um uh um..." Get it together Sonia! Thought Sonia. And she slapped herself to get herself to focus. "I have read all about you and your New York gang member stuff in my royal library, and I think you are really cool...? OK I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T HATE ME I JUST REALLY LOVE CRIMINALS AND I REALLY WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH PLEASE-"
"OK OK clam down," said Ash Lynch. "Now I've met a lot of bad people over my long traumatic life. More than I can count. And honestly you don't really seem like one of them tbh."
"Oh OK good," Sonia sighed ir relief. "Now, um, may I please have your autograph? Pretty pretty please with a royal knighthood on top?"
"OK now you're laying it on a little thick," said Sash Lynx. "But my God. I never thought anyone would ever know or care about me outside of the New York crime underworld. But a princess from another country knows about my life? Heh, I haven't done too bad for myself."
Then, somebody annoying buzzed in! It was BEEYAKUYA! "Now just what do you think you're doing, you dumb idiot!?" he screeched at Sonia. "We're supposed to get the Power Star from the king bee, not ask for his autograph!"
"Shut the fuck up," said Ash Sphynx in reply. "I am the KING, and you are currently interrupting my ROYAL AUDIENCE. Also I have a gun."
"All right, that's IT," growled Beeyakuya. "NOBODY insults a Togami and gets away with it." So he decided to brutally beat the fuck out of Ash Sphincter with his belt. Perhaps the boy gangster wouldn't be so smug once the skin on his ass had been beaten raw.
But right after Beeyakuya took his belt off, his pants fell to the ground, revealing his goofy, heart-print, shit-stained underwear! All of the bees on the planet pointed and laughed at him, including Lash Lynx.
Beeyakuya promptly fainted from embarrassment. Meanwhile, Sonia gulped comically and nervously. The king bee was a powerful gangster with a 4200 IQ, and the last thing she wanted was for him to turn against her! She had to come up with something that would regain his favor!
"That's it!" exclaimed Sonia.
"Huh what" said Ahs.
"I have procured a classified video from the Togami vault! Perchance it would interest you, and we could watch it together?" Sonia prayed that her idea would work.
Crash stared down at the princess warily. "And what, exactly, is in this video? Perchance."
"I do not think that that is how you use the word 'perchance.' Not that I would know myself, of course. So I suppose it is no matter. Anyways I regret to say I do not know what the video is about, so perhaps we could find out together maybe? Um, that is, if you have a DVD player."
"If I have a DVD player!" Ash Lunch threw back his head and laughed. "No beehive is complete without a DVD player! Give me your DVD and I'll set things up for us."
Sonia sighed in relieve. "Thank you!"
Using his gigantic yaoi hand, Ash Links grabbed the DVD from Sonia. Somehow, he managed to open the comparatively tiny DVD case. He flinched at first. Sonia wondered if he might be expecting to see something bad from his past inside. Perhaps a secret video of himself? But his face imediately relaxed once he saw the label on the disc inside. "Tokyo Mew Mew episode 69? I thought that Tokyo Mew Mew didn't exist yet because universe."
"I suppose Byakuya is just so rich and well-connected that he managed to acquire a copy anyway," suggestive Sonia.
And so they started watching the secret episode...!
It was the end of a log day at Cafe Mew Mew, and Ichigo was busy cleaning shit off of the floor. Meanwhile, Mint staired smugly at Ichig while drinking tea. "You know what they say," smirked Mint. "Itchy butt, itchy come, Ichigo."
"All right, THAT'S IT!" screamed angery Ichigo at the mint. She took out Keiichiro's meat cleaver and stabbed Mint in the stomack 15 times. Mint was ded.
Then a really nice voice from across the room said "hi icheeto what r u doin?" It was... Assaya Assoyama!
Ichigo started to BLUSHING. "OMG AHOYAMA-KUN I UH UM" She scrambled to hide Mint's corpse behind the table. "NOTHING AOYAMA KOONS! NOTHING AT ALL HAHAHAHHAHAHA!" she tried to act casual.
"Oh OK" said Oayama. And he left
"Phew!" said Igigo once she was alone. "If he'd found out that I'd murdered her," "then he would have dumped me for sure, and that would have been totally embarrassing!" Then she realized something vary important! "Crap, my cat ears were out the whole time! Well I sure hope that Megumi Ogat a didn't notice lol"
Then the ending theme started playing. It was just like normal, esxcept the pars where Mint was supposed to singing were completely silent and also there was blood dripping in the backgroudn. Then the ending theme became really staticy and glitched out. Then there was a jumpscare where Ichigo looked like one of the twin girls in that one chessboard SCP, and then the video ended abruptly.
"God dammit," said Crash Lynx, "I think that DVD was haunted."
"I HATE it when that happens!" shouted Shonia.
"Well now that I'm in space I have nothing but time. Wanna do anythign else?" asked Ask Lynx.
"Oooh, I just rememberd!" exclaied Sonnia. "Do you know where a Power Star might be?"
"Yeah, I think I know where it might be. Last I remember, it was split up into five chips," said Hash. "Which reminds me, I've been really itchy lately."
"Does this mean that I have to climb all over your body and collect the Star Chips out of your skin and hair?" asked Sinia.
"Ew, no!" said Ash List. "Just give me a moment, okay?"
Then Ass reached into his ashhole (geddit because ass) and pulled out five Star Chips. They coalesced in his hand into a Poower Star, which he dropped into Sonia's hnds. "Ew" said Sonia because the star smelled like sshit. But she took it anyways, floated up into the air as the usual fanfare played, and said "Yahoo!" And then she flew 2 the obversatory.
And that was the story of how S[nia Never Mind met the guy from Beenana Fish. But will she come back to see him again? Or will the Danganronpa guys just return to God Egg Galaxy again? You'll have to find out next time! Plz read it OK?