KEYBINDS
The door to the bank disappeared with the sound of a keyboard's firm click. Three men strode through the gaping wound in the edifice's side, each dressed in black and bearing white letters on their shirts.
"Behold, citizens of this fine nation!" one bellowed. "We, the great Keybind Villains, once again strike a blow against the bloated hero institution. Soon, all shall fall before Control, Alt, and Delete!"
"Excuse me," Izuku said. "Are you three villains?"
"Weren't you listening!" Alt hissed. "Yes! Yes we are!"
"Understood. You have three seconds to surrender."
"Wait, what?"
Izuku fired plasma at them. Control hastily shouted, "Control-X!"
The beam winked out of existence. Chuckling heartily, Control said, "Quake in terror, puny hero, as your own attack is used against you! Control-V!"
The copied plasma beam plowed into Izuku. When the light faded, Izuku stood unscathed.
"Impressive defenses. However, you haven't seen everything I can do. Control-B! Control-V!"
This plasma beam glowed like the sun. It barreled through the street, gouging a long, molten line through the cityscape. When the glow faded, no sign of Izuku remained.
Control smirked. "Far too easy."
Izuku erupted from the ground at his feet and punched him in the jaw. As Control went flying, Alt said, "Not so fast! Alt-26!"
A black arrow rammed like a spear at Izuku's head, knocking him backwards. Once Izuku was on the ground, Alt gestured and said, "Alt-25!"
A black arrow plunged down, embedding Izuku into the street. Once the quakes ceased, Alt leaned over the edge of the crater and said, "That's for knocking out my brother, you-"
Izuku popped out of the ground again. With Control and Alt fallen, Delete cracked his knuckles. "You'll pay for hurting my brothers. Delete!"
Izuku flashed aside. A cubic portion of the street ceased to exist. Delete whirled, shouting, "Delete! Delete! Delete!"
Light Yagami stormed out of an apartment and shouted, "Hey, that's my line!"
"Delete!"
A black notebook fell to the sheared ground.
Izuku doubled back, neatly sliding between two Deletes, and ducked into the ground. Delete said, "That won't work on me, stupid hero! Delete!"
He deleted the ground under himself. He failed to grasp the implications before he fell and twisted his ankle.
"You may have defeated the three of us, but you can't defeat all three of us at once! Control! Alt! Delete!"
A white glow filled the crater. When it faded, the three brothers were stacked on top of each other.
"By our powers combined, open the Task Manger!"
A text box winked into existence. The villainous brothers scrolled through it, saying, "Jeez, what are all of these programs. Did anyone even install any firewalls? Aha! Here it is. . End Task!"
As the brothers clicked on it, Izuku threw a rock at them. The cursor jumped down to the Task Manger program as they clicked.
"You used the Task Manager to end the Task Manager? Impossible!"
They vanished from existence with a quaint computer ding.
497
Boy do I love doing my best Kira impression as I delete all the background apps running for reasons I cannot comprehend. I don't even use Edge! Why are you running?!