Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 128: Sasha vs. Fujiko, Hunter vs. High End Thief
Inside the cave, Fujiko Mine and Sasha Blouse were several feet away from each other as Fujiko was holding the demon gun forms of Liz and Patty Thompson. While that was happening, Dylan Riley and the girls were watching on.
"Now this is awesome," Aqua said in an excited tone.
"It's like a showdown in a Western," Nefertari Vivi said.
"Except it's in a cave," Dylan said.
"Come on, someone hit somebody," Mei Hatsume said.
It was a very intense standoff as Sasha and Fujiko were waiting for the first move.
After what felt like minutes, Sasha pulls out arrows and fires five of them from her bow at a fast speed.
Seeing the arrows coming at her, Fujiko fires the twin guns, which were regular bullets, at the bows, which cause them to deflect as the arrows are sent flying into the side walls.
"Damn," Sasha said in anger.
Sasha continues to fire out arrows as Fujiko continues to fire the twin guns at them, which the bullets hit and send the arrows into the walls.
"Much easier without the dust," Fujiko said.
Before Sasha could load another arrow, Fujiko fires the twin guns again as the bullets hits the bow and arrow, knocking it out of Sasha's hands.
"Shit," Sasha said in anger.
Sasha then pulls out her hunting knife and before she could use it, Fujiko fires one of the twin guns as the bullet hits the knife, knocking it out of Sasha's right hand.
"Fuck," Sasha said in anger.
"You may be a hunter, but compared to me, you are weak," Fujiko said to Sasha.
Fujiko then tosses the twin guns to Dylan as Dylan catches them.
"Fujiko, what are you doing?" Dylan asked Fujiko in concern.
"I don't need weapons to defeat Sasha, I got my body," Fujiko said.
"Fine by me, I can use my hands to take you out," Sasha said to Fujiko.
"Oh you just made a big mistake," Fujiko said to Sasha.
Sasha and Fujiko then circle around the area as Dylan and the others watch on with curiosity.
"Oh time to see Fujiko kick some ass," Aqua said.
"I think Sasha is outmatched, Fujiko's hand to hand combat skills are way more impressive than Sasha's," Dylan said.
After thirty seconds, Sasha swings her right fist at Fujiko. But, Fujiko manages to catch it with her left hand.
"Oh that was your biggest mistake," Fujiko said to Sasha and then she swats Sasha's right hand away.
Fujiko then tries to nail punches and kicks to Sasha, but Sasha was blocking it with her arms.
Then, Fujiko sees an opening and nails a hard kick to Sasha's stomach, stunning her a little.
Fujiko then nails three kicks to Sasha's ribs and chest. She then nails a roundhouse kick to Sasha's face, causing Sasha to stumble back and lean against a cave wall.
Sasha sees some blood leaking from her nose as it was now broken.
"Ow, ow," Sasha said in pain as she touches her nose a little.
Fujiko then tries to punch Sasha in the face, but Sasha was ducking her head as Fujiko's fists hits the cave wall.
Dylan then looks up to see that there was no shaking in the cave, which was a good sign.
"Oh, no shaking, don't have to worry about anything falling on them," Dylan thought.
Sasha then nails a kick to Fujiko's right knee as this cause Fujiko to hiss in pain and stumble back a bit.
Sasha then walks forward and nails punches and kicks to Fujiko's face and chest as Fujiko had some small bruises on her face.
Then, Sasha nails a hard kick to Fujiko's stomach as Fujiko stumbles back and leans up against a cave wall.
Sasha then nails two knees to Fujiko's ribs as the others watch on.
"This doesn't look good," Aqua said.
"I think Fujiko is letting Sasha get some hits on her, she'll fight back no problem," Dylan said.
Sasha then tries to nail a third knee to Fujiko, but Fujiko blocks it with her hands.
Fujiko then pushes Sasha away as this was not going to stop Sasha.
Sasha then tries to nail a kick to Fujiko, but Fujiko catches Sasha's right foot with her hands.
"Okay, bad move," Fujiko said to Sasha.
Fujiko then nails her right elbow onto Sasha's right leg, breaking it a little.
"AHHH," Sasha screams in pain.
Fujiko then let go of Sasha's leg and then she nails a headbutt to Sasha's face.
Fujiko then nails a chop to Sasha's ribs, followed by a hard slap to Sasha's chest, and a kick to Sasha's left knee, causing Sasha to hiss in pain and drops to one knee.
"Oh yes," Aqua said in an excited tone.
Aqua then pulls out Fujiko's special knife claw from her robe, apparently she took it while Dylan sets the belongings on the ground when they got to the cave.
"This will give Fujiko a definite edge," Aqua thought.
Fujiko then grabs Sasha by her right arm and starts to twist it a bit as Sasha was hissing in pain.
"Fuck, fuck," Sasha said in pain.
Seeing this was a perfect opportunity and knowing Fujiko's reflexes, Aqua thought this was a perfect chance to toss the knife claw to Fujiko.
"Fujiko, catch," Aqua said to Fujiko as she tosses the knife claw at her.
Fujiko sees the knife claw coming at her face, so she ducks down as the knife claw lands on the ground behind her.
"What the hell Aqua?" Fujiko asked Aqua in anger.
"I was just trying to help you to defeat Sasha," Aqua said to Fujiko.
"I don't need your help," Fujiko said to Aqua.
"Come on," Aqua complained.
"You would probably screw it up," Fujiko said in anger to Aqua.
"I won't," Aqua whined.
"Probably not the best time to argue," Dylan said to Aqua and Fujiko.
"Got it," Aqua said.
Fujiko then gets Sasha to her feet and then takes down Sasha with a over the shoulder takedown.
Fujiko then twists Sasha's right hand a bit, hoping to break it.
"Shit, shit, shit," Sasha said in pain.
Then, Sasha uses her left hand as she swipes at Fujiko's legs, causing Fujiko to let go and drop onto the ground.
Sasha then gets to her feet as Fujiko gets to her feet as well.
"Oh you sneaky bitch," Fujiko said to Sasha in anger.
Fujiko then tries to nail kicks to Sasha, but Sasha was using her arms to block it.
"She is a pretty good fighter," Vivi said.
"Yeah, she's holding her ground against Fujiko," Dylan said.
Fujiko then stomps on Sasha's left foot as this left Sasha wide open.
Then, Fujiko nails a series of fast and hard chops to Sasha's chest and legs.
Twenty seconds later, Fujiko nails a spinning back elbow to Sasha's face, knocking Sasha back as she leans up against a cave wall.
Fujiko then nails a series of stiff forearms to Sasha's face. After six forearms, Fujiko stops as blood was leaking down the middle of Sasha's face.
"You just fucked with the wrong woman," Fujiko said to Sasha and then she nails a punch to Sasha's face.
Sasha was starting to feel the effects of those forearms, but that wasn't going to take her out.
Fujiko then tries to nail another punch to Sasha, but Sasha manage to duck the punch.
"Ow," Fujiko said in pain as she shakes her left hand a bit.
Sasha then slips away from Fujiko and stumbles onto the ground.
Fujiko then walks over to Sasha as Sasha manages to grab a clump of sand in her right hand.
Fujiko then flips Sasha over and then Sasha throws the sand in Fujiko's face, blinding her a bit.
"Shit," Fujiko said as she tries to get the sand out of her eyes.
Sasha then crawls over and picks up the special knife claw. She then gets to her feet as Fujiko was distracted.
Dylan sees all of this happen as he knew he needed to warn Fujiko.
"Fujiko, look out," Dylan said to Fujiko.
But it was too late for Fujiko as Sasha stabs Fujiko in her stomach.
"Shit," Dylan said in concern.
"Oh god Fujiko," Vivi said in concern to Fujiko.
"This is horrible, I wouldn't expect one of my babies to be used for evil," Mei said in concern.
Sasha then slides the claw out of Fujiko's stomach as Fujiko holds her stomach in pain.
Sasha knew she needs to do more damage so she stabs the knife claw into Fujiko's chest and stomach fifteen times. After that stabbing spree, Sasha drops the claw as blood was leaking out of all the new wounds on Fujiko.
Sasha then sees a rock on the ground and picks it up. She then swings the rock and strikes Fujiko in the head with it three times.
After those strikes, Fujiko drops onto the ground as blood was pouring down her face.
"Fujiko, for the love of god, get out," Dylan said to Fujiko in an urgent matter.
Then, Sasha stands over Fujiko as she was looking to take her out for good.
"Time to splatter your brain," Sasha said to Fujiko as she raises the rock over her head.
"Vivi, shoot now," Dylan said to Vivi.
"Got it," Vivi said as she aims the pistol at Sasha.
Before Sasha could strike, Vivi unloads the pistol as she fires eight shots into Sasha, hitting all over her stomach and chest.
"Oh, meat," Sasha said as she falls onto the ground, dropping the rock in the process.
Sasha then falls into unconsciousness as Fujiko watches on with a smile on her face.
"There, don't mess with Fujiko Mine," Fujiko said to Sasha and then she collapses to her knees, weak after that battle.
"Oh shit, we need healing," Dylan said as he sees Sasha and Fujiko bleeding profusely.
"I got it, I got it," Aqua said in a happy tone as she runs over to Sasha and Fujiko.
Aqua then starts to use her healing powers to heal up Sasha and Fujiko.
"This is going to take a while," Dylan said as he removes his goggles.
After an hour, Aqua was still healing Sasha and Fujiko as she manage to heal their serious wounds, but there was still some bleeding from their minor wounds.
"God, this is boring," Vivi complained.
"Hey it's not my fault that Aqua has slow healing abilities," Dylan said.
Dylan then sets down the demon twin guns and then Liz and Patty transform back from their gun forms to their humans forms.
"Finally," Liz said.
Liz and Patty then look over to see what happened to Sasha and Fujiko.
"Did we do that?" Patty asked Dylan in a cute tone.
"Nope," Dylan said.
"It was all Fujiko, she defeated Sasha by herself," Vivi said.
"Yay," Patty said in a happy tone.
"How long has Aqua been healing?" Liz asked Dylan.
"Over an hour," Dylan said.
"So fucking useless," Liz said quietly.
"I can hear you," Aqua said angrily to Liz.
"It's true," Liz said.
After thirty minutes, Aqua stops healing as she manage to heal most of Sasha and Fujiko's wounds.
"Done," Aqua said.
"Took you long enough," Fujiko complained to Aqua.
"Hey I'm trying," Aqua said angrily.
"Okay, let me take a look," Dylan said as he walks over to an unconsciousness Sasha.
Dylan then taps the right temple of his glasses as it scans Sasha. Five seconds later, the scan was complete as it was indeed Sasha Blouse.
"Yes, this is Sasha Blouse," Dylan said.
"I think we all knew that," Fujiko said.
"I think it's time to get the card out of her," Mei said to Dylan.
"I will, I will," Dylan said and then he kneels beside Sasha.
Dylan then puts his right hand near Sasha's chest and it starts to glow a bit. Then, the card floats out of Sasha's body as the number appears and disappears off of Sasha's body five seconds later.
The card floats into Dylan's right hand as his hand stops glowing a few seconds later. Dylan then takes a closer look at the card.
"Sasha Blouse, stars: four, special ability: Hunter, daily income: $230 per day," Dylan said as he read what was on the card.
"Third four star girl in a row, it doesn't feel like much," Fujiko said.
"Yeah I feel you, but hey we got another one," Dylan said to Fujiko as he puts the card away.
"I kind of wish we got a girl worth at least three hundred dollars," Aqua complained.
"We'll get there soon enough Aqua," Dylan said to Aqua.
"Okay, time to get Sasha back to the hotel," Dylan said.
Dylan then lifts Sasha up and carries her over his right shoulder. Then, Dylan and the girls walk out of the cave and head back to their SUV.
After seventy minutes, Dylan and the girls made it back to the SUV as it was hard to find it due to how vast size of the desert.
"Finally, we are back," Mei said.
"It's hard when everything looks the same," Dylan said.
Once everyone got into the SUV, Fujiko drives them back to the hotel.
Three hours later, Dylan and the girls were back at the hotel and in their suite. An unconscious Sasha was resting on the bed, more of her wounds healed thanks to Aqua. And thanks to Aqua's (slow) healing abilities, she manage to heal the other girls' minor wounds when they got back.
Also, Dylan and the girls got out of their robes and fighting outfits, and change back into some causal clothes.
"Finally, that feels better," Fujiko said as she could feel most of her wounds were healed.
"Oh god, she was way more powerful than I expect," Mei said.
"Me too," Aqua said.
"To be fair, most people are more powerful than you," Fujiko said to Aqua.
"Shut up," Aqua said angrily to Fujiko.
"Where is Dylan?" Vivi asked the others as she couldn't find Dylan anywhere.
"He's going to scan the card and talk to Nami," Liz said.
Out in the living room, Dylan placed his new Sasha Blouse trading card on the coffee table. He then pulls out his iPhone, goes into the main menu, and into the special app.
Dylan then goes into scanner mode on the app and then he starts to scan the card. After five seconds, the scan was complete.
"And there we go, another card for the collection," Dylan said.
Dylan then exits the app and goes into his contacts. He then sees Nico Robin's number and press on it, knowing Nami would answer it for her.
Dylan then press the phone button as he hears the phone ringing. He then puts it on speaker phone and soon enough it picks up.
"Hello," Nami said over the phone.
"Hey Nami," Dylan said to Nami.
"Hi Dylan," Nami said to Dylan happily over the phone.
"Oh my god, I miss you so much," Dylan said to Nami.
"I miss you too," Nami said to Dylan over the phone.
"So we got the girl, oh she was out in the Black Rock Desert and the dust storms really messed with us," Dylan said.
"Is she powerful?" Nami asked Dylan over the phone.
"Not really, she's a skilled hunter, but she has no powers," Dylan said.
"She pretty much used the storms to damage the girls and things change once we rest up in a cave," Dylan said.
"She followed you into a cave?" Nami asked Dylan over the phone.
"Oh yes, but Fujiko showed her hand to hand combat skills were better than Sasha and manage to defeat her, with some help from Vivi," Dylan said.
"This Sasha, did she do some damage during that fight?" Nami asked Dylan over the phone.
"Actually yes, Fujiko was a bit bloodied near the end, thank god Vivi manage to take down Sasha with Fujiko's pistol," Dylan said.
"Oh my god, Vivi is such a badass," Nami said in an excited tone over the phone.
"She is," Dylan said.
"Anyway, the new card bring in an additional two hundred thirty dollars," Dylan said.
"Ooh," Nami said over the phone.
"We are now making over thirty-nine hundred dollars a day, which is over twenty-seven grand a week," Dylan said to Nami.
Then, Dylan hears screaming over the phone as this meant Nami was very happy.
"Let me guess, your happy?" Dylan asked Nami.
"I'm over the moon, we are almost at the four grand a day mark, oh I can't wait for it," Nami said in a very happy tone over the phone.
"We'll be at it soon enough," Dylan said to Nami.
"Well I better let you get back to it," Nami said to Dylan over the phone.
"Okay, see you later," Dylan said to Nami.
"Bye Dylan," Nami said to Dylan over the phone.
"Bye Nami," Dylan said to Nami and then Nami hangs up the call.
"Oh god I can't wait to get back home, I bet Nami misses me a lot," Dylan said as he gets off the couch.
Dylan then walks over to the bedroom and enters it as he sees Sasha was still sleeping.
"She's still out of it?" Dylan asked the girls.
"Yes," Patty said.
"How is Nami?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"Oh she's doing fine, she's happy over how much we are making," Dylan said to the girls.
"That would explain the scream," Fujiko said.
"You want me to tickle her to wake her up?" Patty asked Dylan.
"No, just let her wake up on her own," Dylan said to Patty.
"Okay," Patty said in a cute pouty tone.
After forty minutes of waiting, they sees that Sasha was stirring a bit.
"Oh she's going to wake up," Liz said.
Then, Sasha opens her eyes as her pupils change back from purple to light brown.
"Oh god," Sasha said as she sits up.
Sasha then looks around at the people in the room.
"What the hell, did I get kidnapped?" Sasha asked in shock.
"It's okay Sasha," Liz said to Sasha.
"You know my name, are you psychic?" Sasha asked Liz in a curious tone.
"Nope, you met us and tried to kill us," Vivi said to Sasha.
"That's impossible, I'm a lover of food, not a killer, except for Titans," Sasha said.
"Titans?" Aqua asked in confusion.
"Oh these giant monsters," Sasha said.
"Kind of like Godzilla, but more human," Dylan thought.
"I would never kill people like you," Sasha said to the others.
"Do you remember how you got here?" Mei asked Sasha as she gets into her face.
Sasha then moves away from Mei a bit, ready to speak.
"One minute I was shooting a bow at a Titan, the next I was-," Sasha said.
"Involved in an earthquake and came here," Patty said to Sasha in a happy tone as she interrupts.
Soon, the other girls look at Patty as Patty felt bad for the interruption.
"Sorry," Patty said in a cute tone.
"It's fine Patty, just try to control it," Dylan said to Patty as he pats her head a little.
"Yes, is that how all of you came here?" Sasha asked the others.
"Yes, except for Dylan, this is his universe," Fujiko said.
"That is so awesome," Sasha said with some excitement in her voice.
"Before we can go further, let's introduce ourselves," Dylan said.
"I'm Dylan Riley," Dylan said.
"My name is Fujiko Mine," Fujiko said.
"I'm Nefertari Vivi, princess of Alabasta," Vivi said.
"I'm Aqua," Aqua said.
"Mei Hatsume," Mei said.
"I'm Liz and here's my little sister, Patty," Liz said.
"Hi," Patty said in a very happy tone.
"Nice to meet all of you," Sasha said to the others.
"So is Dylan like your team leader?" Sasha asked the girls.
"Yes he is," Patty said.
"And then some," Vivi said.
"I don't get it," Sasha said in confusion.
"We give Dylan some much needed love," Fujiko said.
"And time with him," Mei said.
"I have no idea what's going on right now," Sasha said.
After five minutes, Sasha realize what the girls' words meant.
"Wait a minute, are you all in love with him?" Sasha asked the girls.
"Yes, pretty much," Liz said.
"Is this wrong?" Sasha asked the girls.
"At this point, everything has gone nuts," Fujiko said.
"Have you all had sex with them?" Sasha asked the girls.
"Yes we have," Mei said.
"Is this the whole group?" Sasha asked the girls.
"Oh there is more," Aqua said.
"Lots more ladies," Patty said.
"Bigger than the branch I'm in?" Sasha asked Dylan.
"Definitely not," Dylan said.
"Branch, as in military branch?" Fujiko asked Sasha.
"Yes," Sasha said.
"I wouldn't expect military," Vivi said.
"Well looks can be deceiving," Sasha said.
"Oh it is," Mei said and then they hear a knock on the door.
"I'll get it," Dylan said and then he walks out of the room and to the door of the hotel room.
"What's going on?" Sasha asked in confusion.
"Dylan ordered pizza," Vivi said.
"I'm pretty sure you are hungry after roaming the desert," Fujiko said.
"Yeah I'm fucking starving," Sasha said.
After paying for the food, Dylan walks back into the bedroom holding three medium boxes and a small box.
"Here it is I got a medium pepperoni, a medium vegetarian, a medium meat lovers, and a box of garlic bread," Dylan said.
"Hope you all like Domino's," Dylan said to the girls as he puts down the box.
"It's fine," Vivi said as Sasha immediately gets off the bed and stands on the floor.
"Did you say meat lovers?" Sasha asked Dylan with stars in her eyes.
"Yes," Dylan said as he grabs the meat lovers box.
Dylan opens the box as Sasha sees the pizza covered in various types of meat on it. Sasha then picks up the pizza and takes a look at it.
Sasha then takes a massive bite out of the pizza and swallows it down.
"Holy shit," Liz said in shock.
"I don't think I have ever seen a bite like that," Fujiko said.
"Yeah she has to be very hungry," Mei said.
"Oh fuck, this is so fucking amazing," Sasha said as she continues to bite down on the pizza.
After seven minutes, Sasha manages to eat the entire pizza as the girls couldn't believe it.
"Oh that was so good," Sasha said in happiness.
"You sure do love food," Vivi said to Sasha.
"Oh I love food," Sasha said.
"Well Dylan likes to eat as well," Mei said.
"I do, but I have more control over it," Dylan said.
"Ooh, I think we have something in common," Sasha said to Dylan as she looks at him with love in her eyes.
"So, are you thinking about joining the harem?" Dylan asked Sasha.
"Maybe, as long as you have some great food," Sasha said to Dylan.
"And some great cock," Mei said.
"Cock?" Sasha asked in confusion.
"Oh you'll know," Liz said to Sasha.
"Well then, count me in," Sasha said in a happy tone.
"Awesome, let's celebrate," Patty said to the others in an excited tone.
Soon, the other girls were celebrating as they were enjoying their pizza. Meanwhile, Dylan was drinking a bottle of Pepsi Zero, thinking about the newest member.
"Sasha is going to be a nice addition, hopefully she doesn't eat my chip stash," Dylan thought.
"Hopefully she can control herself around food, but I can help her control her appetite if it comes to that," Dylan thought as he eats a piece of garlic bread, enjoying the celebration of their newest harem member.
Well we got another harem addition after a desert battle turning into a cave battle and it seems Fujiko just showed Sasha Blouse that her hand to hand combat skills are better than Sasha's, as well as Vivi taking her down with several bullets. I think Sasha will make a nice addition to the harem, hopefully her hunger doesn't drive everyone crazy. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Cards Collected: 23
Cards Left: 77
Girls in the harem (that were under control by a card): Nami, Aqua, Ristarte, Kinoko Komori, Botan, Nefertari Vivi, Beth Vanderwood, Meredy, Secre Swallowtail, Juvia Lockser, Shampoo, Itsuka Kendo, Mei Hatsume, Karui, Téa Gardner, Mina Ashido, Fujiko Mine, Videl, Tomoko Shiretoko (a.k.a. Ragdoll), Irina Jelavić, Mikita (a.k.a. Miss Valentine), Liz and Patty Thompson, and Sasha Blouse.
Girls in the harem (that weren't under control by a card): Nico Robin, Lucoa, Bellemere, Nojiko, and Erasa.
Income: $3940 per day, $110,320-$123,070 per month, and $1,438,100 for the year.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.