I think dinosaurs ate the disclaimer telling you that I don't own any Ghosts characters. Just a mad little thought from my mad little mind.

Ghosts And Dinosaurs

"Hey Sam," Trevor said as he walked into the kitchen with Thorfinn, and Sasappis. "You need to disconnect the Alexa for a bit."

"Whatever for?" Hetty asked. She was also in the kitchen with Sam.

"We need a break," Sasappis groaned.

"From what?" Sam asked.

"Wait for it," Trevor sighed.

Isaac ran in. "Guess what? I just found out that they found dinosaur fossils on all seven continents! All of them! Even the one that's mostly ice! That's amazing! It's just amazing!" He ran back out.

"That," Sasappis told her. "That's what we need a break from."

"Ever since Isaac found out about dinosaurs, he's been bugging Alberta non-stop to ask Alexa about dinosaur facts," Trevor explained. "He keeps this up Alberta is gonna make him extinct."

"Isn't Isaac technically already extinct?" Sam asked.

Isaac ran back in. "Guess what? Some dinosaurs' tails were over 45 feet long! 45 feet! That's a lot of tail!"

"I used to get a lot of tail back in the day," Trevor quipped.

"Oh, Trevor be serious," Isaac waved as he left the room.

"We're serious Sam," Sasappis spoke up. "You need to get Isaac on a dinosaur detox!"

"He's excited about something new," Sam explained. "It won't hurt Isaac to broaden his mind."

"It will if Thorfinn use axe," Thorfinn remarked.

"Do not use your axe on Isaac," Sam told Thorfinn. "Good ghosts don't chop up their roommates."

"Yeah, try to remember that rule," Trevor gave Thorfinn a look.

Isaac ran in again. "Guess what? The longest dinosaur egg ever found was over two feet long! Two feet!"

"I can imagine Jay trying to make an omelet from that," Sasappis quipped. "Probably could make a dozen omelets from that."

"I know right?" Isaac ran off again.

"I haven't heard so many dinosaur facts since my brother was seven," Trevor remarked. "And our parents took us to the Natural History Museum. It was a fun trip. Still…"

"Okay, okay…" Isaac ran in. "Did you know velociraptors may have had feathers? I didn't know that! Boy those Jurassic Park movies are way off!" He ran back out.

"It's like having an almost three-hundred-year-old child," Sam sighed. "But it's good to see him excited about something new."

"Does he have to give us bulletins every five minutes?" Sasappis asked.

"This train fixation all over again," Thorfinn grumbled.

"Train fixation?" Trevor asked.

"In early 1800's we first learn of trains," Thorfinn explained. "Of course, none of us believed in trains until we see drawings of them and hear Woodstones talk about trips they made about trains."

"As soon as Isaac learned about trains, he couldn't get enough of them," Sasappis added. "Remember when Thomas' son had a toy train? He would watch that for hours. He became really obsessed with them."

"After a few years we got sick of trains," Thorfinn admitted. "Almost chopped Isaac in half with axe."

Sasappis blinked. "You did chop Isaac in half with your axe."

"Yes, but not over trains," Thorfinn waved. "He was talking about military strategy and said he couldn't be taken in surprise attack! He was!"

"The point is," Sasappis went on. "Isaac has a tendency to get obsessed over things."

"Nooooo," Trevor said sarcastically. "I hadn't noticed. What he only mentions how much he hates Hamilton like…Every other day?"

"We're all getting a little tired of Isaac's new hobby," Hetty told Sam.

"Okay this is neat!" Pete said as he walked in with Isaac. "They discovered that many dinosaurs had complex social behaviors! They lived and worked together! They found fossil sites of multiple generations of dinosaurs. Isn't that neat?"

"Well, most of us," Hetty sighed.

"Guess what else? They found a Seismosaurus fossil that appears to have choked to death on a stone," Pete said excitedly.

"They should have named it Carol," Isaac quipped.

"HA! That's funny!" Pete laughed. "Okay I came down here to invite you guys to join our new Dinosaur Club."

"Dinosaur Club?" Trevor asked.

"Oh good," Sasappis said sarcastically. "Pete made up another club. Just what we need around here."

"Good news," Pete said. "Since tonight is my TV night Isaac and I are hosting a showing of a two-hour PBS special about dinosaurs!"

"It's on public television," Isaac nodded. "So, you know it's good!"

"And we're going to have a discussion afterwards about what we saw," Pete added.

"Oh joy," Sasappis remarked. "A whole night about dinosaurs. Great."

"Isn't it?" Isaac said happily.

"See you later alligator," Pete said happily as he and Isaac left. "Which ironically…Is the closest living relative to a dinosaur! And crocodiles! And birds if you can believe it!"

"I can't believe it!" Isaac said. "It's all so fascinating!"

"Should have known Pete would have gotten involved in this," Sasappis remarked.

"That man will make a club out of anything," Trevor groaned.

Thorfinn spoke up. "Thorfinn knew guy like that. His clubs however were mostly made of wood and rock. And one time leg of Dane. Worked pretty well until the flesh started rotting and attracted wolves to his hut. Fortunately, he had other clubs made of things that could kill wolves. Then he got new hobby. Making decorative wolf pelt rugs. Really good work."

"Two grown men acting like seven-year-olds over dinosaurs," Trevor rolled his eyes. "That's sad."

"No," Sasappis sighed. "The really sad thing is that we have nothing better to do than to watch the dinosaur show."

Thorfinn scoffed. "Huh. Dinosaurs not great. Thorfinn could take dinosaur easy!"

"Thor," Trevor looked at him. "Some of those dinosaurs were as big as whales."

"Thorfinn fight whales too!" Thorfinn snapped. "Trick is getting them onto land! Once they are on land, fighting them easy!"

"I gotta agree with Trevor on this one," Sasappis admitted. "Thor you can't beat a large dinosaur. A small or medium sized one, sure. That I can see you doing. But not a big one like a T-Rex!"

"Thorfinn can beat any animal!" Thorfinn boasted. "Thorfinn once fight Beast Of Black Rock. Huge beast that Thorfinn fought and won! Thorfinn slayed beast! Ate meat from its carcass! Good times."

"Wasn't that beast a bear?" Sasappis asked.

"A big bear!" Thorfinn corrected.

"Thor, a Tyrannosaurus is bigger than a bear!" Trevor told him.

"Thorfinn can fight Tyrannosaur!" Thorfinn snapped.

"No, you can't," Trevor told him. "They're too big!"

"Not to mention they're all dead," Sasappis added.

"Lucky for dinosaur!" Thorfinn remarked. "Ooh! What if we find ghost that is dinosaur? Thorfinn can fight it! Yes!"

"Sure, that's all we need," Sam groaned. "A dinosaur ghost."

"We could feed the ghosts in the Cholera Pit to it," Hetty remarked. "No wait, we can't. Those ghosts would give the dinosaur indigestion."

"Especially if the dinosaur was a plant eater," Sasappis added. "Like a triceratops."

"Thorfinn can beat that one too!" Thorfinn boasted.

"Please a triceratops was huge," Sasappis told him. "You couldn't beat that either Thorfinn."

"Uh I don't know Sass," Trevor said. "I'm pretty sure Thorfinn can beat a plant eater pretty easily."

"You are aware the triceratops has three horns, right?" Sasappis asked. "Three very sharp horns!"

"And a T-Rex has very sharp teeth," Trevor told him. "Teeth beat horns any day."

"Not always," Sasappis told him. "A triceratops could take out both a T-Rex and Thorfinn!"

"No way!" Thorfinn snapped. "Thorfinn beat all dinosaurs! Horns or teeth!"

"Yeah, you're going to beat a three horned dinosaur the size of an SUV," Sasappis rolled his eyes.

"A T-Rex is the best dinosaur ever!" Trevor snapped. "I can't even see how we're arguing about this! Oy gevalt. I'm having flashbacks of me fighting Jeremy over which dinosaurs were the coolest."

"Thorfinn beat all!" Thorfinn waved his axe. "RARRR!"

"THOR!" Sam shouted. "What did I tell you?"

Thorfinn grumbled. "No threatening people with axe. Especially in house." He put the axe away.

"That's right. Because you know what happens to very bad ghosts who don't change their ways," Sam said sternly. "Do you want to end up like Elias?"

"No," Thorfinn shuddered.

"Why don't you guys take your dinosaur argument to Isaac and Pete?" Sam suggested. "I'm sure they'd love to hear about that."

"Maybe we will?" Trevor said. "And they can confirm that the T-Rex is impossible to beat!"

"Except maybe by a triceratops?" Sasappis remarked as they left.

"Thorfinn beats all!" Thorfinn roared.

"I see what you did there," Hetty remarked to Sam. "Well done. Men really are like children sometimes."

"This is what parenting is going to be like?" Sam groaned. She then thought. "I'm going to ace it."