Detentionaires Chapter VIII: Disco History Times, a Naruto + Detentionaire Crossover fanfic

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Detentionaire.

A/N: Here's a mostly mass update for the holiday! Sorry for RWBY and Korra not being on here. I am still not used to writing with a lot of time, as for the last 4/5 years, I could only write for an hour or two before going to bed, and I still find myself sometimes doing nothing until then even though I have my time back.

ALSO ENDED THE KIM POSSIBLE POLL! No surprise Tori Won, it'll stay up until tomorrow night when it'll be replaced with a poll for my Star Wars story on what to do when getting to the last ep of Clone Wars.

The choices for that are A: Stop there and the sequel title Maelstrom Jedi: Book II. B: Stop there and sequel title Maelstrom Jedi: (Sequel Title). C: Continue for a few chapters before ending Sequel Title, Maelstrom Jedi: Book II. or D: Continue for a few chapters before ending Sequel Title, Maelstrom Jedi: (Sequel Title.)

To those who'll celebrate it, I hope you have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!

Contributor: KuronoDono12.

Chapter VIII: Disco History Times.

Lee's House 7:07 AM.

I'm one of the guys who got detention for a whole year for the biggest prank in high school history. Only catch? We didn't do it! So now we break rules to prove we didn't break any rules. We've also skated with skaters, danced with the mathletes, and even rocked out with the Dudes of Darkness. And now we have two clues. A song that brainwashes people, and an email address that could be from the missing principal or the prank mastermind.

Lee then looks at his phone that has the email address on it and leans in having his reflection come onscreen. "Just another normal day in the life of your typical eleventh grader."

Gym 4:12 PM

At 4:15, detention gets out. The problem is, I'm not in detention. I'm stuck on the other side of the school in the last place someone trying to hide should ever be!"

Lee is onstage, acting in a black suit top hat, and grey beard. "I'm sorry, Carmen, the, um…" He trails before whispering. "Ah, what's the line? Oh yeah!" He then speaks loudly. "The war! It needs me."

Brandy dressed in a white dress and derby hat looks at him. "Don't 'Carmen' me, Mister Lying Selfish Jerk! All you do is lie, lie, lie!"

Brandy pushes Lee to accentuate her words, and this push sends his disguise flying. It lands in the principal's lap. Someone in a Red Tazelwurm costume runs over and leaps on Lee. Naruto wearing a black ball cap and sunglasses and Biffy sticks their head out from off stage. "Your cover's blown!"

Earlier That Day...

Naruto walks in class as he sees the news come up on the TV, Chaz refreshes his hairstyle with a burst of hairspray.

"Good morning, A. Nigma High students! I'm Tina Kwee!" She says and tries to waft Chaz's hairspray away.

And I'm Chaz Monerainian. You probably heard the buzz that this Friday is the annual Founder's Day play."

Tina sighs at that. "Where we celebrate our first principal, the great patriot Alexander Nigma." She holds up a picture of A. Nigma.

"Dude's got a serious beard." Lee jokes before Tina continues.

"Play tryouts are at lunch, so come one, come all."

Chaz uses hairspray again and then speaks. "Yeah, rumor has it our very own Tina Kwee 'wrote' this year's play. Ha-Ha! I didn't believe it either. I mean, she can barely read the news, poor gal. But the real news story is I, me, yours truly, the Chaz, will be taking the title role again, thanks. And I just had a facial, so get ready, people!"

In class, Lee's phone buzzes. He picks it up and realizes he's gotten an email. "RadcirclesATanigmahigh? No way!" He turns to Holger and Naruto at that. "The guy who set us up for the prank!" He opens the email and reads it. "Knock knock. What?"

"If you want to play Alexander Nigma, you have to audition like everyone else." Tina sighs in annoyance.

"That's funny, but I've got an in with the writer. Hello, we work together. How about a little professional courtesy?" Chaz asks before Tina slaps him. "Ow!"

Holger smiles up at the screen. "Oh, Chaz. You never learn! This show is so good."

"Who are you and why did you set us up?" Lee asks aloud as he types.

Holger trying to toss cheese puffs into his mouth speaks. "Ooh-wee!" He topples over backward.

Later, Cam is rapping in the halls while Holger beat-boxes for him. "The name's A. Nigma and I'm here to say, I'm especially cool on Founder's Day. With a big tall hat and a styling beard, I'm from another century, ese! That's like, totally weird!"

"Again. Again!" Holger says before Tina speaks on the intercom.

"Would the following students report to Room 113b: Chaz Monerainian–" Naruto walks up with Lee and hears the annoyance in her voice before she continues normally. "And Wayne Duncan."

"Dude I'm totally gonna get the lead."

"You guys are trying out for the play?" to Cam. "I thought you said plays were lame," Lee spoke after Cam.

"Bro-oh, plays might be lame to the o, but everyone knows, actors get all of the chiquitas!" He says before Holger hi-fives him.

"La-dies!"

"Yo! Dude, you should try out too," Cam said to the others as Naruto shook his head.

"Not a fan of acting."

"Nuh-uh. It's not going to happen. Plus, one small detail, detention." pulling out his phone. "Which reminds me, I got this email from Radc–" Lee stops as Cam interrupts him.

"Does this have anything to do with some long, convoluted prank mystery slash conspiracy blah blah blah thingy?"

"Yeah, but–" Lee stops as Camillio walks away.

"Sorry, we gotta bust, auditions yo."

Lee's phone buzzes having him pick it up. "He wrote back!" Lee then reads the text out loud. "You were supposed to say 'who's there.' Now you'll never know. Awwh! A knock-knock joke? What are you, five? Who are you?" He asks as he types the question.

"An ass," Naruto replied before walking to the detention room.

Auditorium 12:08 PM.

A bunch of prospective actors have gathered in the auditorium. Hazmat-suited cleaners are working to set everything up for the auditions before The Vice Principal walks up to Tina with Lynch in tow. "Let's get these auditions going," Victoria said to them.

"But Mrs. Lob isn't here yet," Tina says holding a script.

"Haven't you heard? Mrs. Lob has called in ill. So, I'll be directing my very first play! How exciting for me! Now, who's first?"

Camillio comes up on the stage at that. "I'll go! You know, since I'm here and stuff. Camillio auditioning for the part of–"

"You're perfect!" Victoria stops him having Cam blink.

"But I didn't even do anything, bro."

Victoria then whispers to Lynch. "With those smallish legs, he's the only one who could possibly fit into the costume." Lynch nods and writes this down. "Congratulations! You're our Tazelwurm!"

The Red Tazelwurm, hiding in the rafters, hisses angrily at that as Lynch plops the head of the costume over Cam. "But the chiquitas can't see my face? That's not fair to them, dude! Plus, all I say is hiss, hiss, and like, hiss."

Victoria smiles at that. "And what a great little hisser you are. Oh, everything is going splendidly!"

Detention.

In the detention room, the teacher is sleeping in an odd position with his feet on the wall on his chair and his hand propping his head up on the desk. Lee bounces a ball off the wall above Niles.

"The ball's in your court, Mister Circles. Or should I call him Professor Rad? Ooh, Dr. Sphere is kinda cool. Whoever you are, you definitely deserve your very own special email ringtone." Lee mutters and programs it in. A new email comes in almost immediately. "Ha! Only perfect!" He says before reading. "Why don't we meet how about play tryouts? Oh right, you have detention my bad!" Lee soon starts smiling. "Yeah, too bad that I have a way out and know exactly where you are!"

"I'm not auditioning," Naruto spoke as he stood while Lee placed a phone call.

"Biffy, I need to know where Barrage is."

"Yeah, kinda busy right now? Whadda you think, I'm on twenty-four seven Barrage duty? But...you're in luck. He's exiting the parking lot in three, two, now. Looks like you're free! Gotta go, the life of the theater calls… Uhhh, I mean I gotta go beat someone up bye."

Auditorium.

In the auditorium, Chaz is auditioning while stilted. "Is it not nobler, to have recess, than to make kids study, all day? I only ask 'cause I know this dame who wants to meet me by the swings." Tina, Lynch, and Victoria all stare at Chaz, shocked by his horrid performance. Lee pokes his head in through the auditorium doors as Naruto pushes it open to go behind the curtain. "Tell the world!"

'So Radcircles is obviously not the missing principal, it's someone here. Scanning the faces of prospective actors. But...who?' Lee thinks as he stares at everyone. He then sneaks behind a prop bush and begins typing on his phone. "Which part are you going for? The lead?" He smiles. "Now let's see who picks up first." Lee scans the audience. Several people are busy on their phones due to the boredom of watching others audition, including Stepak, Giuseppe, Brandy, and Brad. "Aw, man! Strike one!"

"Ask not what your school can do for you! But what you can do for your school!" Chaz continues before falling to his knees.

The judges are astonished at this display of bad acting as Victoria looks around awkwardly. "O-kay then. Thanks! Uh, next?"

Brandy stands up and approaches the stage. Lee hears the sound of cleaners. He ducks down, and the hazmat sets down a box full of period clothing by Lee's bush. Lee spots it and smiles.

"Look, Vinnie–"

Tina blinks at that. "Huh?"

Brandy nods before speaking. "Yeah, um, I thought that Alexander was kinda blah, so–"

Tina sighs before pinching the bridge of her nose. "That's his name."

Victoria waves at Tina "Ssh. She's got the floor. Let's see where she goes with it."

Tina groans as Brandy continues. "Look, Vinnie. You may have showed them who's boss with your whole blah blah blah school thingamajig–"

Lee, now disguised with a black top hat grey beard, and monocle, opens his phone and drags an attachment into an email he plans to send to Radcircles. "There. The prank song. Open it up, and let's hear where you are."

The prank song begins to play from somebody's phone. Unfortunately for Lee, at this point, Brandy finishes her monologue, and the room explodes into cheers, making it impossible to discern the source of the song. "Sometimes I think someone's against us," Naruto spoke putting on a black ball cap.

"Brandy, or should I say Anastasia Nigma! Congratulations, dear." Victoria says as she stands and claps for Brandy when she finishes.

Tina blinks at that. "Her?"

"Yeah. About that name? I was thinking something more...exotic. Like...Carmen! Brisante!"

Tina stands and holds the script up at that. "But everyone knows Alexander, not Vinnie, married Anastasia, not Carmen!"

Brandy nods and crosses her arms. "Yeah. That was so, last year's play?" She then speaks in a mobster's voice. "This time Carmen's not gonna take a back seat to anyone, see! Especially not to a measly little man, see!"

Tina groans and sits down just as Lee gets a response to his email. "That wasn't very nice. You almost ruined our little game. Oh, and watch out for Barrage… What?"

The gym door creaks open and Barrage enters the gym. "Howdy-do."

Naruto and Lee pull their hats down to hide their faces as the principal walks right past them, and they sneak towards the door. Barrage sits down at the judge's table as Holger walks onstage. "Hello! Holger audition for zhe part of: Holger!" He then starts dancing. "Ooh. Ee-yah. Ah-ah ee-oo. Yah hoo ha hoo hoo he-ah!" He finishes by doing the splits.

"I think we just found our choreographer. Don't you agree, Principal Barrage?" Victoria asks Barrage

"I-I don't know what we just found, but I never wanna see that again...! Who's playing A. Nigma? And where are the special e-ffects?! Go big, or go home! You!" Lee, who was walking towards the doors, stopped dead and turned around. "Y'gonna stand around all day like a meerkat at the rodeo? Or are you gonna show us what Mister Fancy-beard has got?" Lynch hands Lee a script, and he takes it. "Impress me, El Beardo." Lee walks towards the stage. "As if your life depends on it. 'Cause, in a way, it does."

"Um, uh, okay. Heh." Lee then starts reading. "You can throw me in (Ahem!)" He clears his throat before continuing. "In the stock! Ade, but vegetables will be mine? Uh, sorry, heh." Chaz creeps onstage at that. "I mean, vengeance, vengeance! Mine! And all that."

"There's just something about him. He's got that 'I don't wanna be here' haunting quality! You got the part, El Beardo! Go and do A. Nigma proud!" Barrage stands as Chaz screams.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I'VE BEEN ROBBED!"

Chaz collapses onstage before a hook reaches out from the wings and drags him away by his leg.

"Excuse me? Don't I get a say?" Victoria asked Barrahe.

"Stand down VP. You may be the di-rector, but principal always picks who plays principal." Barrage replies pointing at himself.

Lee walks backstage and receives another email. "Haha. Now you're stuck in the lead role and now I can tell Barrage where you are anytime I want?!" smacking his forehead. "Urgh! This is a nightmare!"

Detention 3:16 PM.

Naruto and Lee are in detention, and Lee's composing another letter. "So, Rad C, how'd you like to make it a fair fight and tell me what part you got?"

The door swings open loudly and Barrage enters the room as Lee hides his phone. "Mister Ping. Mister Uzumaki! While you waste your after-school time there's a Founder's Day play being put on up there by proud students like that Brandy girl! And that–freakishly small friend of yours! Why, even El Beardo! I'll be back at sixteen-fifteen, and those seats better be warm!"

Auditorium.

"Don't worry, Vinnie. Carmen Brisante is here ta–Hey! Where's Nigma?"

Brandy asks as Lynch looks over at the women from their seats at the table. "He's officially late."

Tina stacks the papers and sighs. "Maybe we could rehearse another scene?" She then mutters to herself. "Y'know, one without you?"

"Uch. Nah, nah let's just keep rolling, I am totally in the zone! Besides, we don't even need him."

"Of course we need him! He's the main character, the play is called 'The Story of Alexander Nigma'!" Tina says annoyed as Victoria places a hand on Tina's shoulder.

"Girls! Take five. We'll try another scene. Dance squad!"

Three cheerleaders take the stage. They are accompanied by Rud and a despondent Chaz. Behind them walks Holger, dressed in a purple dance suit. "Aheh-heh-hem. I am here to fill your feet with gladness! Open your toes to glory. They, not you, are the chosen tootsies." His dancers look at him skeptically.

"This is an outrage. Am I the only person who sees it? I was the lead last year, and now I am a lowly background dancer." Chaz speaks as Holger taps his cane on the floor.

"Quiet. You, ze one with ze foo-foo hair. Eyes in front. I go super slow, for watchy times." counting off. "A der, a flug, a der flug boots voh."

Holger performs some extremely acrobatic dance moves. The panel of directors gapes, including the principal, who has just walked in. Holger then taps the stage with his cane, and the dancers begin. Toni got slapped accidentally by Chaz. "Aah!" She slaps him back.

"Oww!" He yells as Rud falls off the stage. "Aah-oo!"

"Ah, who cares about all this sissy butterfly prancing? What people want is explosions! Fire! Special e-ffects!" Barrage yells out.

"What a wonderful idea. I don't know anyone who could do such marvelous things. You?" Victoria asks him.

"How about..." He turns and points at three cleaners. "You. You. And you." A cleaner points at itself. "No, not you. You!" The cleaner beside the questioning cleaner makes a noise. "Come with me. You've been reassigned to pyrotechnics duty!" The cleaners salute at that. "Move it!"

Cam is wandering around backstage, carrying the head of his costume as he has the bottom on. "Hello? Anyone here? I was told the seamstress could like, fix this for me."

A large shadow covers Cam having him turn to see Biffy.

"I'm the seamstress." Cam laughs, so Biffy gets in his face. "Problem with that?"

Cam ducks into his costume. "No way, mucho respect, bro. Hey can you, cut out the face? So people can like see...my face?"

"You mean something like this?" Biffy asks sketching before holding up a drawing of the head with a larger face hole.

"Yeah but, more face."

"This is a play about A. Nigma! Our proud founding father!" Barrage yells as Cam looks out and sees the principal talking to three janitors. "Now I said, more TNT!"

Boom!

An explosion occurs, and several pieces of debris fly into the costume's head, exactly where Cam's face would be if the face hole wasn't so small. "… Yeah, maybe I'll keep it as is."

Naruto and Lee in their costumes made it to the stage as Brandy zipped up to him, dressed in her costume a black dress and derby hat.

"Okay, Vinnie. Tell me, see. What went rotten with the whole school deal?"

Lee looks at his script and reads it. "Y'know, I'm pretty sure I don't see anything like that in the script."

"Vice Principal, run a check for me and find out how high open flames are allowed to be in this room." pointing at Brandy. "And who is she supposed to be? Tell her to show some respect and stick to the script!"

"To answer your question, Principal Barrage, no open flames are allowed, and that is someone who isn't going to let a measly man get in her way!" Victoria speaks to him as Brandy continues.

Brandy: "I know you had the school setup, see? But ya needed cash. And that's where the boys from the company came in, see? And I–is that you?!"

Lee tries to hide behind his script. "Wha-ah-who-ah-me? Heh. Heh heh."

"Wait a sec. Isn't that…" Tina narrows her eyes at Lee.

"Yes. Yes, it's me, Alexander Nigma, and uh, yeah, the school deal thingy is, uh–" Lee speaks in a deeper voice at that.

"Come on, it's you, Lee–"

Lee kisses her to shut her up as Tina, Barrage, and Victoria are all shocked.

"That's no measly man. A. Nigma'd be proud," Barrahe says as Tina sighs. "And that's the kind of chemistry that demands fireworks! Of the explosive kind!" He turns to his pyrotechnics staff. "Boys, change of plans. We're going with the big one!"

Later, Lee walks into the dressing rooms. Brandy is busy primping. "So, you never have time to hang out with me! Your girlfriend! But you can sneak out to be in the school play?"

"I don't even wanna be doing this! I got cast by accident!"

Brandy looks back at that. "Well, don't worry, the play's now about the adventures of Carmen Brisante. A. Nigma's totally awesome bodyguard. You'll have like, maybe, two lines. Tops."

Tina walks in at that. "This ends now! A. Nigma never had a bodyguard! He had a wife, named Anastasia, who helped him found this school. Stick to the script! And hello, I know it's you! Aren't you supposed to be in detention?"

Lee sighs at that. "Man, this disguise sucks."

"The person who set us up is in the auditorium," Naruto replies walking over and holding a box for the play. "We're trying to get them to reveal themselves.

"Uch, whatever." Brandy scoffs and grabs the script. "Let's change this whole part to a shootout slash dance sequence where I out-boogie the bad guys, and let's make them ninjas."

"Out-boogie? Dance guys? Ninjas? Barrage and Victoria won't allow all these changes. This school's history has integrity!" Tina yells at her.

"You and I both know, that Barrage will let me do whatever I want, as long as I create more opportunities for fire, explosions, and special e-ffects. And Victoria just likes sticking it to the man." Brandy says as Naruto rolls his eyes and walks away as Lee gets a message.

"Lose track of the time?" Lee looks to see it's 4:12 PM. "Aw, man!"

"Shit!" Naruto drops the box and starts to run.

"Look, this is the wedding scene, not some crazy kung-fu boogie dance fight!" Tina yells taking back the script.

"First off? You need mouthwash. And second off, let's ask Lee what he thinks... Lee? Lee!"

Detention.

Naruto and Lee slide into a seat in detention right before the door opens. Barrage sees them, salutes them, and lets them go.

The Next Day Detention 12:05 PM.

"Enjoy today's lunch, seat-warmer!"

Naruto and Lee are back in detention as Barrage yells. "I got a date with some hot explosives!"

As Barrage leaves, Lee gets a phone call and answers it. "'Ey man! You're missing rehearsals!" Cam says as Lee sighs.

"I can't go. Radcircles is on to me, he keeps threatening to tell Barrage."

"But dude!"

Beep!

Lee's phone beeps before he speaks. "Hold on." He answers the incoming call.

"Uh, you better get your butt down here, I didn't sew a million ninja outfits just so you could not show up," Biffy says to him.

"But Radcircles knows I'm–" His phone beeps again, and he answers it. "Hello?"

"Listen, Ping, I don't wanna play the whole Barrage card again, so you had better–" Brandy speaks before Another call comes in for Lee.

"First, your girlfriend trashes my play, now you won't even show up!" Tina yells as another call comes in.

"Where is Lee? Help me find my clogs, ja?" Holger asks as Lee and Naruto stand.

"Okay, okay, I'm coming!"

Later, Naruto and Lee are backstage where work is going on when Lee's drawn into a confrontation with Chaz.

"Okay, no more Mister Nice Guy! Seriously, time for you to get off the stage and let me take back what is rightfully mine! I was born to do this!" Biffy walks up behind him before Chaz notices sd he turns around. "Aah!" He screams and runs off.

"Thanks. Do you think Chaz could be Radcircles? And he's playing with me 'cause I took his part?"

"He does seem to hate you. Send whoever it is a sound file, smoke him out."

"Tried, failed. He'll never fall for it again." Lee sighs as Biffy pulls his phone out.

"But they might fall for this. Check it out."

BEEP-BEEP!

Suddenly, Lee's phone starts beeping loudly. Lee hides it in his coat to try and muffle the noise. "It's a virus. You just send it to Radcircles and presto."

Lee smiles at that. "Cool. I'll send it right now!"

"Don't be a doofus and waste it! What if they're not even here at the moment? You only have one chance, so wait until you're onstage. That way, you can see everyone!"

Lee bumps fists with Biffy just as he gets an email from Radcircles. "You thought I was Chaz, now I'm insulted. Wha–how'd he know about Chaz?" Lee asks as Biffy shrugs. Lee gets another Radcircles email. "Oh, and you might wanna check the time." Lee's head swivels around to spot Barrage heading for the exit so that he can let Lee out of detention. "Barrage is gonna beat me! I'm toast!"

"Hit the vents. Way faster." Biffy says as Lee and Naruto do that

"Aw man, it's 'hiss, grr hiss.' Aww." Cam sighs before his phone rings, and he answers. "Go."

"Barrage is at the door. I need you to run interference. Now!"

Cam runs up to the principal and gets in his way. "Barrage."

"What is it, son? I'm in a hurry."

"I was just wondering, when I eat that fly in the scene, is it like more believable if I do it this way?" He asks hunched over. "Hang-ang-ang-ang-ang-ang-ang-ang-ung!" He then speaks normally. "Or like this?" He asks chomping at the air. "Homp. Homp. Homp."

The principal just checks his watch.

Detention.

Naruto and Lee drop down into the detention room, tossing their disguises off to the side as the door opens and Barrage looks in."De-smissed!"

As soon as the door shuts, though, Lee sighs and slumps onto his desk, exhausted just as he gets another email. "So, the big day, you probably have something up your sleeve, well go ahead and bring it. Okay, Radcircles. Time to find out who you are."

Auditorium 3:23 PM.

A spotlight shines down on Brandy as Carmen Brisante and she lifts her head. "Back in the days, before school was cool, there was a guy. You might know 'im. You might not. But this ain't about no Nigma. This town's Carmen Brisante's game. And this tale's all about how she sighed."

Backstage, Biffy jams the head of Cam's costume on. "Owie!"

"Keep still." He said before turning to Lee. "Wait for the last scene. The sunrise effect in the finale. Then send the virus."

Lee nodded as Naruto put on sunglasses and helped the stagehands. "Got it. Don't forget to watch backstage."

"Dancers! You're on!" Lunch says to the dancers.

Ed McFeeney plays the chords for the first big musical number, and the dancers come out, dancing and singing.

School was built in Nigma's name, to help the children feed their brains. A place for every boy and girl, the future leaders of the world...

Carmen descending on a crescent moon sings.

Then Carmen Brisante flew into town, turned his world, upside down, and that's how it all went down. That's how it all went down-nuh.

Later.

It's a scene later in the show, featuring Vinnie and the Tazelwurm. "Hisssss."

"I've never seen anything like it!" Vinne says as at the edge of the stage, Naruto is asleep on a chair before Biffy wakes him up.

"Guh! She can't see if you're still!" Binky blinks at that. "Movie with dinosaurs."

"Don't worry, Vinnie. Carmen Brisante's got your back. You go do some more school stuff." She throws Lee offstage. "Carmen's gonna tame this beast so that one day it can be the school mascot, see?" Onstage, Brandy punches and kicks at Camillio.

Backstage, Lynch is busy with the directions. "Okay dancers, scene thirteen! Everyone in ninja costumes, hi-yah!"

Lee receives an email from Radcircles. "Your acting is so weak… Great, an evil mastermind and a critic."

"People are liking this. I hate to say it, but although I can't stand her, she's actually kinda good." Naruto looks up as Tina speaks before glancing down at him. "Never. Repeat that. Ever."

Brandy rushes over to them as Lee stops by the two. "What are you doing? We're about to get married, c'mon!" Brandy grabs Lee's arm and pulls him away. "Okay, Vinnie. Don't look now, but everyone here wants to assassinate us." She says as onstage are five ninjas and a piano player. "So get ready to kick. Some. Butt. Hi-yah!"

"Ow!" Chazz yells as he is one of them.

Lynch reaches up to his headset. "Okay, cue the sunrise."

Carmen continues fighting, dispatching a cheerleader and then kicking Chaz again. "Ahh! Pain!"

Biffy signals Lee to send the message. Lee does so as the effect burns brightly. Irwin's pocket starts beeping. "Irwin, I knew it!" Suddenly, the noise comes from elsewhere. "Ed too?" Everyone in the audience now has a beeping phone. "Ugh, how'd it spread so fast?"

Brandy looks back at Lee. "Did you. Just. Do that? In the middle of my. Big. Scene? Is this another prank?"

Lee notices that the eyes of the principal, Vice Principal, and Tina are on him. "I'm sorry Carmen, the, um, er-What's the line? Oh yeah! The war! It needs me!"

"Don't Carmen me, Mister Lying Selfish Jerk! All you do is lie, lie, lie!" Brandy shoves Lee, and his disguise goes flying, landing in the lap of Barrage.

Lee gasps, as he's been exposed, and the principal stands up angrily. Trying to salvage the situation, Cam runs onstage.

"Aah!" Ca, leaps on top of Lee, obscuring him from view..

Biffy and Naruto peek out from the wings. "Your cover's blown! Run!"

Biffy grabs Lee, hauls him out from under Cam, and pushes him away offstage. He then exits from the wings and enters the stage, wearing Lee's fake beard. "I'll be back in two shakes of a Tazelwurm's tail. Now kiss this soldier farewell."

Biffy grabs Brandy and pulls her into a kiss. Fireworks go off in the auditorium as the audience applauds. "What a transformation! The makeup in this play is almost as good as the special e-ffects!" Barrage claps at that

"Listen to that crowd. You're a genius!" Victoria says to Tina as she claps.

"But, I wrote a historically accurate play, and–that wasn't."

Victoria waved her off at that. "But we entertained everyone! Doesn't that count for something?"

"Surrounded by chaos, A. Nigma always moved forward. He may have made a few too many return trips to the buffet table, but he always stayed the course! Oh yeah. My little seat-warming detentionaires!" The principal happily ambles off to let Lee and Naruto out of detention.

Detention.

Naruto and Lee slide into their seats with moments to spare as Barrage opens the door. "You missed the greatest moment in the school's history since the day it was founded! And it was all thanks to my special e-ffects! Boom, boom BOOM! DE-smissed." The principal walks to the door and then turns around. "Oh, nice hats."

Naruto and Lee remove their hats and breathe a sigh of relief.

Lee's Room 11:00 PM

That night, Lee is in a chat with his friends. "Holger wishes every time could be musical dance time. Do be do, do be do doot do!"

Camillio, still wearing the Tazelwurm costume smiles. "Man, everywhere I go, the ladies love this costume, bro!"

"Lights out!" Mrs. Ping yells as she turns off his lights.

"Guys, I gotta go. See you tomorrow." Lee switches off his computer. "Wonder where Naruto was?"

Another message comes in from Radcircles. "Thanks, that was a fun game of cat-and-mouse, let's play again soon?" Lee then types a response. "For the last time, WHO ARE YOU?" He got no reply. "Nothing. What does Radcircles have against me anyway? And how will I ever figure out who it is?"

Naruto's House.

Naruto wearing a faded blue shirt and black pajama pants lay on his couch on a woman's lap, the top half of her body in the shadows wearing tight jeans. She places her hand on his head revealing she has fair skin and runs her fingers through his hair and hums.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Contributor: KuronoDono12.

Here's a mostly mass update for the holiday! Sorry for RWBY and Korra not being on here. I am still not used to writing with a lot of time, as for the last 4/5 years, I could only write for an hour or two before going to bed, and I still find myself sometimes doing nothing until then even though I have my time back.

To those who'll celebrate it, I hope you have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!

Next to be updated will be either RWBY or Korra hopefully both before taking the 2nd week of December off to write ahead for a couple of stories for Christmas.

Nothing else to say.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.🐺