First Author Note: Still not even close 11PM, so I thought I'd add to 'Guy-sensei's Gift's. Second Author's Note is at the End. . .

Review Responses (THANK YOU for taking the time too):

Birthday Encouragement: lunaspark149: You wanted my "kind" response here it is. . . I'm not interested. Good luck in future endeavors. Happy holidays. Thanks for the Favorite and Author Follow here.

BearfootTruck: Same for the anime as well. Attract only works on opposite gender. Look, I maybe out of line especially considering my own mother's passing. But hey take a deep breath my BFT honey. You two may not see eye to eye, it can't always be so bad. Thanks for the Favorite here.

RonaldM40196867: Cool. Really, obvious question. Definitely Naruto's Sakura. Thanks for the Favorite/Follow here.

Guest: You're completely right. The pain we feel that NaruSaku wasn't endgame shouldn't exist. Yet here we are. Well that's what fanfiction is for to right wrongs. *Giggles *

Earth & Heaven's Forever Balance:

BearfootTruck: Glad that Sawk and Throh reminded you of Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan. It is Lee's birthday, Might Guy had to be involved.

RonaldM40196867: I know right? Might Guy knows his surrogate son well. His driven personality and honestly his over zealous sweetness.

"Use Attract on repeat!" Naruto orders Ninetales, whom immediately winks cutely as pink hearts zoom towards Throh.

"Protect yourself with Close Combat!" Lee grins as Throh's red skinned hands and feet cut throw the pink hearts with perfectly accurate punches/kicks.

Oceanic blue glare, wondering what to try next. Ninetales leaps backwards from the failed Attract range.

"Quick use Will-O-Wisp!" Little fires float speeding around Throh, tho he tries to jump away, he is burned badly.

"No, Throh! Fight through it! Bulk Up!" He glares ebony eyes at Ninetales, quickly following Lee's commend.

Surrounded by a powerful red energy, his muscles bulge out and grow!

"Now use Seismic Toss!" Tho still feeling the effects of getting burned, Throh grabs Ninetales.

Immediately leaping into the air, her Energy Ball doesn't do much but slow Throh down a bit. Slamming into the ground, as the dust clears Ninetales is out cold.

"Oh yeah! Throh we won our first battle!" Throh jumps on Lee, knocking him to the ground.

Sakura smiles softly, as she and Chansey look over Ninetales.

"Damn, well we'll get you next time."

"Count on it, my friend." Lee grins shaking Naruto's offered right hand.

"Naruto, Ninetales is feeling much better." The pinkette states as her Chanesy lightly pets the Fire Fox's head.

Her boyfriend smiles grateful. "Thanks Sakura, you're the best!"

"Excuse me, Sakura. I don't mean to intrude on your eventual passion. But Sakura have you ever put Chanesy to battle?" Lee's innocent curious question stops Sakura from making out with Naruto.

The blond glares at Lee, tho Sakura kisses his nose. "I haven't attempted it." The pinkette remarks smashing her lips against Naruto's more eager ones.

Lee just smiles hugging Throh on a victory well done.

THE END!

Second Author's Note: Well BearfootTruck, how is that for a Naruto and Lee Pokémon battle?