Alright, let's go and fucking kill these fuckers and make it feel good, though some will be skipped and just checking on the others whom have been sent to help make the kills possible and faster, after all… This is a team effort and they all want make some murder and slaughter just god damn fucking happen! Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"So many fucking kills."
(Somewhere in Michigan.)
At an apartment building, a robust man is running through the halls and trying to escape his pursuer, but then the ceiling above breaks and this woman whom he knows lands down hard and her head filled with nails and Moxxie is above and he waves to the man.
The man continues to run and look for an escape, but then he sees the window and before he can break it, the body of his neighbor shows up and hung and now dead with some bullet holes in his crotch and this makes the man scream, and then someone holds onto the rope and it's Millie.
The man tries to run again, and he heads to the elevator, but he realizes it doesn't work and so he heads for the stairs and he doesn't like doing cardio but he has to and he goes down the stairs, but then he trips and falls and he lands on a dead body and he freaks out.
The body is his teenage neighbor and he has spears impaled all over his back, and the soul is sucked by a large soul orb and the one holding it is Blitz and he snickers. Blitz is also the one who was chasing him. "So, you like spamming mail with your buddies huh? Well, time for some spamming of our own, an eternity of you're personal hell. Ready to join your friends?"
The man tries to run again, but then he screams in pain as he stepped onto a bear trap, and then Blitz comes from behind and he stabs the man in the back with a rake, then he pulls the rake down and bringing the man's skin as well and showing his flesh. "Nice back fat." Blitz then uses a flamethrower and he burn this man to death.
Moxxie and Millie show up and they grin and snicker at what Blitz is doing. Moxxie then uses his cell phone. "We've killed all four targets here. What's happening with everyone else?"
(Somewhere else in Texas.)
At a house with four brothers, one of them tries to crawl away from the burning house, but then Angel Dust pulls him back and he has a barb wired baseball bat and he repeatedly slams it onto the man and the head is destroyed and crushed.
Angel Dust grins and licks some of the blood. He then speaks through a comm link at his ear. "We're about done here. Summer and Dia also did a good job and killed the rest of the fuckers."
Behind Angel Dust are Summer and Dia. Dia has skewered one of the brothers with a tiki torch and the body is now on fire. Summer kicks the body of another brother and there are knives all over his back. Then the other brother whimpers and cries as he has no arms, and so Summer and Dia go over and finish the job with machetes.
"The plan worked and these assholes thought they were gonna have a fucking good time. Well, we sure fucking did!" Angel Dust laughs and so does Summer and Dia.
(Somewhere else in Oregon.)
Lucy walks towards this man who is a bloody mess, and she stabs her knives to his face. Then her wyvern breaks the wall and devours the man, and on his claws is a woman who has been ripped in half and her guts spilling out. They are at the top of a building.
"We're just about done here, right sis?" Lucy sees, EveLynn using a chainsaw, and she rips off the limbs of twin daughters of the man who are also the targets, and she removes their heads and she uses them like baseballs with the arms as the bats.
EveLynn gives Lucy a thumbs up, and then they feel the building shake. They hop onto the Demonic Wyvern and watch as a crane nearby demolishes the whole building and the bodies of their targets are crushed in the process. "All done here, we're headed back home."
Lucy uses the soul orb to contain all the souls and she smiles seeing the souls of the targets now going through their own little hell in there.
(Somewhere else in New Jersey.)
A strip club is being ransacked and a bloody mess, and two men who are naked try to run, but then Verosika kicks them in the face, and Ace and Kiki pull the two men back with chains that are molten hot, and they pull them back and use their claws to rip them apart.
Verosika then sees a stripper try to flee, but she snaps her fingers and Apple tackles the woman, and she shoves so many dildos into her mouth until her jaw breaks, and then she uses her knife to stab this woman repeatedly.
Verosika watches as the rest of her crew are slaughtering another person, and that person is a bouncer and he cries and screams as he is being torn apart while he's still alive. Verosika snickers and grins and she calls the others. "We're just finishing things here and it sure was fun seducing these assholes."
Verosika then sits on the lap of a headless man and she drinks a bottle of whiskey. "We also decided to do the neighborhood a favor and end the big fat boss of this place. I didn't think folks in here would be online spamming fuckers." She then grabs the Soul orb and she shakes it around and watches the souls inside get tormented.
(Somewhere in Illinois.)
Large black tentacles come out from all over the forest and four people are being strangled and the one doing this is Alastor and he grins and snickers evilly. He then tosses away one of the targets, and the lady tries to flee, but then Lady G. Valentine uses her pitch fork and she impales the woman.
Alastor then let's another go, and this man heads for his RV, but Vark breaks the RV from above and he grabs the man and starts ripping him apart and throws away the head, and then Vark feeds on this man as if it were his dinner.
Alastor has one of the targets look at him. "I never did understand this spamming thing, but I am glad to be here and end your pathetic miserable lives." Alastor laughs manically and he enters his true demonic form and the two people scream in fear.
Vark and Lady G. Valentine watch as Alastor rips these people to shreds. Then she uses her cell phone. "My darlin' is finishing things here, and he's also enjoying dinner. We'll head back to the hotel soon, once we drop off Vark back at the Silva Hound house." She then spins the Soul orb on her finger and she hands it to Vark.
(Somewhere in Nevada.)
Lincoln laughs and snickers as he pours molten hot metal onto this man who is strapped down to a chair, and he watches as the molten hot metal literally burns and rips the man apart. Then Lincoln sits back and has a marshmallow on a stick and enjoys this.
Luna has this naked woman nailed to a conveyer belt, and she watches as the mechanical arms attach some hot metal nails and rods onto her body and even impale her. Luna pushes another button, and she watches as this woman is sliced and diced by large knives.
Loona on the other hand hoists up this chubby man using a chain. She then maneuvers a nearby crane arm to a large meat grinder, and then she lets him go and the man is now getting ripped apart and grinded up into ground human meat, and Loona smiles seeing this.
Loona sighs and she uses her cell phone. "All fucking done. This has been a great kill, and thanks for helping out guys. I know we all need some slaughter and blood shed, and it looks like this was the right damn fucking time!"
They all laugh and snicker, and she is right… This is one Helluva good slaughter-fest!
"To be continued folks!"
A/N: This just felt so fucking good to make. I hope you all enjoyed this new chapter folks!
Date made: 09/23/24.