Chapter One- We Multiply
[Riley's Interview]
"Niggas, we is back, for season two. Season two of 2oontainment, yep, with a number "2." Will be bigger, better, more funnier, and more litt than last season. Me, Cindy, Caesar, Rallo, CJ (Cleveland jr), lil Ron Ron, and Bobby Hill are back…….with five new niggas joining us. Let's meet our first three homies, Kahlil, Lashawn, and black Tommy Pickles, just kidding, Peewee."
[Kahlil's Interview]
"What up, I'm Kahlil, and if you can't spell it…. *He leads closer to the camera.* ……you'll never will." Me, Lashawn, and our baby brother Peewee are Bebe's kids. We rap, we like to fight, cause trouble, and steal candy from other kids. We hate cops, teachers, and snitches, try that with us and you will get stitches."
[Peewee's Interview]
"Peewee, the OG. Tommy and Stewie ain't got nuttin on me."
[Lashawn's Interview]
"I'm Lashawn, I'm the oldest of Bebe's kids. Don't let this cute face fool you."
[Riley's Interview]
"Our next new member, He's white and nerdy on the outside, but he's the white version of Usher."
[Steve Smith's Interview]
"Hello everyone, I'm Steve Smith, I'm from a tv show called American Dad, and……I can sing. That's…..that's pretty much it."
[Riley's Interview]
"Our next and last bitch is a personal relative to Rallo and Junior. Sadly, she never talked on family guy, and that shit sucks. But on 2oontainment, she refuse to be silent. So let's welcome, Roberta Tubbs."
[Roberta's Interview]
"I'm Roberta, I still look good as always. I never had my own dialogue on family guy, but I will have a lot to say on Toontainment. Or is it 2oontainment with a "2?"
[Riley's Interview]
"That's right. We don't die, we multiply. Let's start the show."
Riley and his friends are at the Toontainment mansion (Thugnificent's old crib) getting to know the new members. Caesar and Cindy are getting to know Kahlil and Lashawn, Bobby is getting to know Steve and Roberta, and Rallo, Junior and lil Ron Ron are getting to know Peewee.
"Alright niggas, let's show the new members how we do business round hurr." Said Riley.
Steve raised his hand.
"Yes, Steve?"
"Will singing and making music be involved?" Steve asked him.
"Steve, you know we make music, only gangsta rap music. And we don't sing, that's gay."
"Oh!" Steve replied sadly.
"Riley, we, we might need him, our music would sound better with him." Lil Ron Ron explained.
"I agree. Rappers and singers make good music together." Said Rallo.
"So………who's in charge here?" Roberta asked.
"I am! The leader, the fundraiser, and the creator and EP of the show.
"YOU?? Roberta shockingly replied while looking up and down at him. "How old are you?" She asked again.
"Eight!"
"WHAT??? You EIGHT???"
"Is that a problem?"
"Yeah it's a problem. How are you in charge and you're eight?"
"Because I am, bitch."
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH????" She shouted as she got up to charge at Riley, but Junior and Steve held her arms.
Riley quickly got up and got behind Cindy. "Whoa whoa whoa chill out, I call all girls bitches and hoes. What's the big deal?"
"Oh, so you think I'm a hoe too?"
He looks up and down at Roberta studying her for a few seconds. "A little bit." He says with a shrug.
"Aww hell naw! I will beat yo little black ass blue. And I'll smack the cornrows off yo head too."
"Yeah gurl, do yo thang." Said Lashawn.
"Wait a minute y'all, let's remember what Rodney king said 30 years ago. Can we all just get along?"Caesar said, getting between Riley and Roberta.
"Not with him." Roberta said, crossing her arms.
"Nigga, u sound gay. No one here don't know who da fuck Rodney king is."
Their doorbell rung and Rallo got up to answered it.
"Toontainment…….residence." Rallo said in amazement. His eyes glanced up and down on a girl with green eyes and two strawberry blonde puffs on her head. It was Jasmine DuBios.
"Hello, is Riley home?" She asked Rallo. Rallo didn't pay attention to what she said, he is slowly falling in love with her.
"Hello?!" She asked him.
"Oh um, yeah, he's here." He said as he lets her in. "Damn she fine." He said about her.
"Hi Riley, who are your new friends?" Jasmine asked her.
"Jasmine, what are you doing here." Riley asked.
"I was wondering if I can join you guys in fun activities?"
"Umm, jazz, I think we got enough kids in our group."
"Oh……ok!" She said, looking sad.
"Oh c'mon, let her try, please." Rallo begged.
"Rallo, why do you want her to join us so bad? You don't even know her."
"Not yet I don't."
"Oh boy, Rallo has a crush on jasmine already." Cindy whispered.
"That ain't new, he used to have a crush on you when we started this." He whispered back.
"Ok jasmine, listen, we rap, write songs, do skits, and pull pranks on each other, and roast celebrities we don't like and post it on our YouTube channel 2oontainment for Would entertainment purposes. Would you be able to handle what we do without crying?"
"Sure."
"Aight. Guys, meet Jasmine Dubois, she's our neighbor, and Huey's girlfriend."
"No I'm not."
"So she's single? YES!" Rallo said happily.
"What do we eat around here?" Kahlil asked Riley.
"Yeah, and where do we sleep?" Lashawn also asked.
"Ron Ron, order sum cheese sticks, and Junior, show dem new niggas the bedrooms." Riley ordered.
"Okey-dokey Riley." Said junior.
"Cheese sticks, they, they real good. Yup m hm." Said Lil Ron Ron.
"C'mon sweetheart, I ma show you where the magic happens." Rallo said to jasmine, grabbing her hand.
Riley gives Roberta a glare. "We ain't done yet, hoe."
"Whatever." She said, walking away.
"If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be a mute character on family guy. Remember who's da boss round here, Alberta."
"THE NAME IS ROBERTA, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE." She shouted to him.
"Whatever, go back to your little texting routine, or whatever you teenagers do."
Will Riley and Roberta get along in season two? Stay tuned.