Chapter 83: Zeuglodon:

Roadblock's POV:

I was making myself a sandwich. I got the mustard and started squeezing it, but it made a fart sound. I couldn't help but have fun with it. It was so dang funny. Then the director came in.

"Roadblock," says Director Flagg.

I leaped and dropped the mustard. "Director Flagg, Sir. What's up?"

"There's something going on in Scotland. I've already told the others. Get your kilt ready."

"Yes Sir." I then left. I actually know what a kilt is.

. . .

We arrived in Scottland.

"Maybe the Loch Ness Monster's from Drake's world," suggests Miko.

"I'm not so sue about that," says Drake.

Then a Scotsman showed up.

"You must be Scott," says Steel.

"Aam Angus McDonald. Whit brings ye haur... an' wa is a body ay ye a robot?"

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... we're from America," says Jack, "and robots are common now."

"That's right," says Steel, "you'd find alot of robots in America... but don't ever visit."

"We're here to explore any weird sightings," says Raf.

"Loch th' Loch Ness Monster, Ah suppose," says Angus, "turns it everythin' we thought abit Nessie was wrang. We expected a big plesiosaur, but she actually looks loch a basilosaurus." None of us knew what that was. "Dornt ken much abit dinosaurs, huhh?"

"Angus!"

"Who's that," asks Miko.

"Mah guidwife, Isla."

"Ur ye talkin' abit 'at Loch Ness Pish again?"

"Th' Loch Ness Monster is real, Isla!"

"She's as real as unicorns."

Sunset chuckles at that one.

We then, awkwardly, walked away while the two were arguing.

"Hey guys," says Raf, "over here!"

We looked and saw the creature. It popped out of the loch.

"A Zeuglodon," says Drake.

"Thaur she is," says Angus, "Jist as Ah teel ye!"

The creature left before Isla could see it.

"Ah dornt see anythin'."

"Ye missed it! That's it, Aam gonna gang it intae th' loch an' grab it tae prove tae ye 'at it exists!"

"Yoo're a bapit rockit!"

The two then left.

"So, what is it," asks Jack.

"It's not Loch Ness Monster," says Drake, "it's a Zeuglodon! A long, sinuous, predaTtory whale that menace the shipping lanes in the coldest seas, wreaking havoc with its savage biTte and powerful, ship-shatteing tail slaps."

"Is it also a Pisces," asks Miko.

"Zeuglodons ae irriTtable and foul-tempeed, and so don't need much an excuse to attack those who pass through their lands. They shatter smaller ships and pick off the people who fall into the waTter one by one with sharp teeth."

"And Angus is going to try to catch it," I said, "we gotta get movin'!"

"Agreed," says Jack, "looks like we're going sailing."

"One think we should have some be of assistance," says Brightmore as he summons a creature, "Aquasaur!"

Aquasaur then appears. It looked a little familiar... wait, alot of the cryptids are acutally Kaijudo creatures, so...

"Is that what I think it is," asks Roadblock.

"'eaaars," says Brightmore, "The real Loch Ness Monstah. Hoh doh you think she can live in ah lake."

"She doesn't," says Steel, "she lives in a loch."

"A loch is a lake," says Erica.

"Then is a dock a dake?"

"Dane't try to hurt one's self," says Brightmore.

"Okay, we'll use Nessie here for help against her imposter," says Jack.

"Then let's go sailing," I said.

. . .

We were on a boat, looking for the creature.

"This reminds me of my friend, Shipwrecked," I said.

"That's a weird name," says Sunset.

"You should talk, Sunset Shimmer."

"Good point."

"We have to be caeful," says Drake, "rolling dice on a boat should be difficult."

Aquasaur then starts roaring.

"Aquasaur found something," says Brightmore.

Then the Zeuglodon appears before us. It starts moving around Aquasaur.

Director Flagg's POV:

I was making myself a sandwich. I got the mustard and started squeezing it, but it made a fart sound. I couldn't help but have fun with it. It was so dang funny.

Roadblock's POV:

"Looks like it's ready to fight," says Sunset.

"I don't think so," says Erika.

"Erika's right," says Arashi, "look!"

"It's a maTting dance," says Drake, "it seems the Zeuglodon has grown fond of our Nessie."

"Spiffing," says Brightmore, "Well I say - but one has to send Aquasaur beck to hah world and you have to send the Zeuglodohn beck to its world."

"Plus, I don't think Nessie's interested," says Miko, "it's kind of moving away from him."

"Still, we can take this opportunity," says Drake, but as he was about to roll the dice...

"Ah got ye noo," says Angus, "Whit? Ttois monsters? I'll capture them baith!"

"Now we have another problem," says Jack.

"You know, sometimes, I feel like we should blame Ben for our problems," says Miko.

"I'll take care of Angus," I said. I then jumped onto Angus' boat.

"Gie aff mah boat!"

"Angus, listen to me, it's more complicated than you think!"

Angus and I ended up wrestling, but then we both fell out of the boat and into the water. Nessie saved me, while the Zeuglodon saved Angus.

"Th' beest saved me," says Angus, "Ah dornt believe it."

Drake rolls the dice and gets a twelve, sending the Zeuglodon back to his world.

"I hope he finds someone," says Erika.

Brightmore then sends Nessie back to the Creature World.

"Those noble creatures," says Angus, "frae noo oan, Ah will keep th' secrets ay th' loch!"

. . .

We went back to shore and had dinner with Angus and Isla. Angus tells Isla a fake story. She was glad when she thought he no longer believed in that nonsense, not knowing that he was making it up. I then decided to mess with her and showed her a picture I took of Nessie.

"Whit?"

In the next chapter, the team deals with an ogre. Also, I made Aquasaur up.