Singing about Demonic Special Rainbow Announcement
"Oh, this is so exciting that I'm going to be on TV!" Emily giggled with excitement.
"Weren't you already on TV just about last month?" Velvette asked, having remembered that one time.
"That was only for a commercial on a new kitchen knife that extends long like a katana and moves buzzing along with a build-in flamethrower which I only approved if the fire is rainbow colored, with a cute little hat that looks like my dad's." Emily explained.
"But this is different, this is the big news that everyone in the Pride Ring watches, and probably the rest of Hell, meaning this is the big break I need to share my idea to them!" Emily said.
"Yeah, with one of the biggest bitches in the Pride Ring. Something that Vox approved." Velvette rolled her eyes.
"Velvette, I'm not scared of what Vox and Valentino nor what insults Katie will throw at me. I can handle myself; I have my speech written and I even have my special song to make things hype for my announcement!" Emily pulled out two sheets of paper in each hand.
"It's great that you want to express yourself, darling. But I'm not really sure if they'll listen to you even when you sing." Velvette said.
"Singing worked well for my mom when she was around." Emily mentioned her mom.
"Yeah, your mom was THE Queen of Hell and has more power than you along with other things like your dad, but you're different like an angel being born in Hell." Velvette pointed out.
"Not only that, but the fuckers down here despise the Angels for how they keep coming down here and" But Velvette was stopped when Emily kissed her right on the lips and the diva Sinner calms down.
"Velvette, I know you're worried about me and how others treat me despite being the princess, but this is the dream I have to see through to the end even if I have to do it by myself." Emily was determined with blue-red fiery aura around her eyes.
Fuck, Velvette couldn't help but admire how Emily gets when she has the fire in her eyes, and the literal ones as they remind her of the time on how they first met.
"Just promise me you'll be careful when you do the musical number, not everyone will be wooed by your singing." Velvette advised.
"You got it." Emily nodded before giving her one last kiss and walking off to the set but stop for a moment.
"I hope dad is watching the news." Emily mentioned her dad.
"I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't since he doesn't give a fuck about us Sinners, but I'm sure he is for you even though he doesn't fully support your idea." Velvette said.
Emily really hopes that her dad will see the news about her big reveal to the Pride Ring despite they haven't talk to each other much in the past several years, but she still wants to make her dad feel happy again like before.
Emily took a deep breath and went over to make her appearance in the news.
"Those fuckers better not harm her… or else!" Velvette muttered with her eyes glowing.
Emily arrives to the set to her chair right next to Katie and Tom.
"Hello, Emily Morningstar, here to bring you the big news I promise!" Emily greeted as she offers Katie a hand.
"Katie Killjoy. I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. And you can put that away. I don't touch the gays. I have standards!" Katie said while puffing a smoke from her cigarette and threw it away.
"Yeah, I figured." Emily said and then point her glowing finger at the cigarette to make it float and threw it into a nearby trashcan.
"So, you say some words and then introduce me, right?" Emily asked.
"Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment." Katie pointed at a billboard of Jeffrey showing that he's a cook.
"Oh, I know, I offered Jeffrey to take his place since he seriously didn't want to spend a minute with someone who doesn't treat a man and will never get a man in bed with you. His words, not mine." Emily mentioned with a cheerful smile.
Tom snickers from that only to be silent scared when Katie glared at him to shut up.
"You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some fancy dress-wearing demon "princess" wants to advertise." Katie said with the finger quote.
"An advertisement that is going to help a lot of Sinners!" Emily believed.
"What-fucking-ever. So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!" Katie threatened, showing her sharp teeth, but suddenly got zapped and Velvette grabs her by the face.
"Listen you fucking momma-spider wannabe! You're only here because of Vox put your worthless ass here and I have as much power as him being one of the Vees, so unless you show Emily some respect then we won't have to worry about you losing this job and being forced to live in Tom's small apartment!" Velvette threatened to defend her girlfriend.
"It's true, my apartment is really small." Tom nodded.
"Easy Velvette, I can handle myself. And I would show Katie some "respect" as a last resort." Emily reminded her girlfriend.
"Just wanted to be sure she gets the picture." Velvette pushed Katie down.
"Good luck, love." Velvette said with a kiss on the cheek before getting off the set.
"Breaking news, we have just seen firsthand that Velvette is fiercer when it comes to the princess!" Tom commented.
"Shut the shit up, Tom! Or I swear I'll—"
"And we're live!" The News Staff signaled the start of the news show.
"Welcome back! So, Emmie!" Katie said, getting her name wrong on purpose.
"That's me, Emily! Or Emmie or Em, E, I don't mind whatever for I am here for you!" Emily smiled.
"Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!" Katie said, doing her best to hold back her outburst by clenching her pen.
"To my people of all Seven Rings of Hell, especially to the Sinners of the Pride Ring! I know you're all suffering from the pain since coming down here, and that suffering became even worse when Heaven sends down those nasty Angels for Extermination every fucking year!" Emily slammed her hand on the large desk.
"For too long, the human souls have been punish so fucking much than you already have to go through. Well, I'm here to tell you that I have come up with a plan that is so shit crazy that it just might work!" Emily smiled with her wings out.
"You gotta give her credit for doing a good speech." Tom commented whisper to Katie though she didn't care.
"That's right, babe. Reel them in like that." Velvette whispered, liking how Emily is doing.
"My Sinner subjects, the idea I have come up with is this!" Emily held up a large sheet of paper that shows a skillful drawing of a tall building with the words "Happy Hotel" at the top.
"I am opening a hotel to help rehabilitee Sinners, to help those who no longer wish to be in Hell because of how they forced down here unfair and I know some of you out there were innocent to being with. So, I am opening the doors to help them be redeem and be allow up to Heaven." Emily announced.
Her announcement has been broadcast by everywhere in the Pride Ring for everyone to hear in the TV and even in few radios that are still being use today, but not everyone fines the idea good or even take it seriously.
"Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks-You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts." One lizard Sinner laughed as he and two others leave the club.
Back with Emily in the News studio.
"I never said this plan was perfect, but I believe that redeeming yourselves is possible so that Extermination Day will never has to threaten the lives in Hell ever again!" Emily said.
"Bitch." The cameraman said before getting punch down by Velvette.
"I even prepared a little song to show you all how serious I am and thought it would help lighten the mood." Emily snapped her fingers causing the room to go dark.
A single light shine to one spot showing Emily sitting on top of a piano with her two little servants/bodyguards, Razzle and Dazzle.
Razzle and Dazzle have similar red fur, long black horns, yellow eyes with red irises, similar suits, and red bow ties. However, Razzle has more pink fur and his eyes are reptilian-like with thin vertical pupils, while Dazzle's fur is more scarlet and his eyes are larger, with his pupils being round and circular. Both possess dragon-like wings, and their tails are long with the end shaped into a point. Their "hands" have close resemblance to hooves, and their cheeks have pink spots, as well as what appear to be freckles located beside their eyes. Razzle appears to have a normal looking tongue, while Dazzle has a more snake-like one. Razzle's fur is a light shade of red, while the stripe going down his snout is darker red in comparison, whereas Dazzle's fur is the exact opposite: dark red with the stripe on his snout being a lighter shade of red.
(Music: Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow, Hazbin Hotel OST)
Emily: I have a dream,
I'm here to tell
About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel
Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele
Razzle and Dazzle: Oooh-ooh-ooh
Katie looked shock that this little bitch of a princess is actually doing it while Tom is looking around in confusion on where are the other sounds of instruments are coming from.
Emily: Inside of every demon is a rainbow!
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!
Emily hugs two pink bird demons then go under a tail of a Hellhound, then she suddenly appears in a frightening club where Sinners try to chop her, but she easily dodges them and shattered those blades and place a cupcake in one masked man then patted his head.
We can turn them 'round!
They'll be Heaven-bound!
With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!
So, all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos,
Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes,
And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!
All of you cretins, sluts, and losers,
Sexual deviants and boozers
And prescription drug abusers
Need not fear!
Forever again
We'll cure your sin
We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell
Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!
There'll be no more fire,
And no more screams
Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams
And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like "Wow!"
Once you check in with meeeee~!
So, all your cartoon porn addictions,
Vegan rants, psychic predictions,
Ancient Roman crucifixions
End right here!
All you monsters, thieves, and crazies,
Cannibals and crying babies,
Frothing mouth that's full of rabies,
Filled with cheer!
Emily performs a grand finale by flying around fast until she stops with a demonic symbol right behind her that shine rainbow colors, then everything around changes into fire for a moment until it's a peaceful field with the sun shining above as it exploded into a giant firework. Velvette joins in with a keytar dancing around in the air by using strings to hang her up to join Emily.
You'll be complete!
It'll be so neat!
Our service can't be beat!
You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)
Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel~!
(Yeah!)
Emily lands back on the desk with a wide smile and her wings spread out and Velvette lands back at her spot.
(Music End)
At first, everyone was quiet after that big musical number as Emily hopes that her message has gotten through at least a few Sinners.
"Wow! ...That was shit!" One demon said.
Then everyone started laughing, including Katie and Tom at Emily who looks sadden upon seeing their reaction even though it's the most expected thing to happen, it still hurts to know this in person.
"Of course, this is how everyone would respond." Emily sighed.
"Come on, love. Keep up the smile!" Velvette advised.
"What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?!" Katie mocked as she laughs some more.
"It would seem you have trouble hearing with those old ears of yours." Emily mocked back which got Katie to glare at her.
"I clearly pointed out that it wasn't a full-proof plan, that it's a 100% guarantee, and it's only impossible because no one has ever even tried at all meaning it's still in the realm of possibilities!" Emily believed strongly with a smile.
"And besides, aren't you and everyone who is watching this curious about Sir Pentious' peaceful behavior for the past two weeks." Emily grinned.
"Hold on, are you telling us, right now, that Pentious has signed up for this crazy idea?" Tom asked in shock.
"That's right, he has willing given up being evil to better himself." Emily nodded.
"But he's a pathetic" Katie was about to point out how that stupid snake couldn't even make himself bad enough to be an Overlord, but Emily cut her off with a wing on her lips.
"He knows that, better than anyone. All he wanted was attention and to show everyone his amazing ways with his inventions! But what happened in his former life as a human cost him to be sentence down here, I saw something in him that no one has ever tried to get to know him." Emily said.
"I offered Sir Pentious a chance to redeem himself, to find a way for him to be cleanse from his sins, and he took it." Emily smiled proudly.
"Breaking News!"
"We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed." Katie said.
A screen of the live feed is showing them Sir Pentious running for his lives along with his Egg Boiz from the angry Cherri, and Angel Dust.
"Oh, it looks like your snake buddy is having himself in a rough time with the neighborhood with Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust." Katie laughed.
"Oh dear, I hope he's alright." Emily worried.
"Come on fight, you fucking whore!" Angel Dust shouted.
"Never! I'd sworn on the princess's name that I would not harm another soul!" Sir Pentious refused to fight back.
"See, he's an honest soul." Emily smiled.
"A fucking coward is no like it. All you're doing is setting him on the path of getting killed in the streets, giving him something that will never come true because you're nothing but a total failure." Katie mocked.
"Oh yeah! W-Well, how you feel if I just destroy your pen? Bitch!" Emily grabbed the pen and destroy it.
All the laughing stops as they look at what Emily just did, the princess soon realizes what she just did as Tom runs away as what's about to happen next and Katie transforms into her full demon form towering over Emily.
"Oh devil…" Emily said.
(With Sir Pentious)
Sir Pentious quickly dodges another incoming strike from Cherri and slithers away only for Angel Dust to stand in front of him.
"You know you're only making this harder on yourself, right?" Angel Dust asked.
"Maybe, but I don't regret going clean for my own ssssssake and for Emily who believessss in me." Sir Pentious said.
"Kinda jealous that you got the royal treatment." Angel Dust commented as he raises his foot.
Pentious quickly move out of the way from the stomp and use his tail to make him fall first-face to the ground but got kicked away by Cherri and threw a few of her bombs. He jumps high to use the shockwave of those explosions to lift him up a little and move away.
"This is really pathetic, Pentious. Have you forgotten why you're in Hell?" Cherri asked.
"No, of course not! Nor will I never allow my ssssssins to weigh me down any longer knowing that I have causssssse enough ssssssuffering done by my machinesss." Pentious shook his head.
"Guess that makes you the bigger loser than you already were." Angel Dust shrugged.
"SSSSSSSay the fake man who keepsss on putting up thissss fake persona that not even his closesssssst friend knowssss." Pentious said, that made Angel Dust flinch.
"Oui! Don't insult my Anggie like that!" Cherri was angered.
"I only sssspeak what's I believe isssss true. Learning from Emily about how to read a person deeper through the sssssoul, and I know Angel Dusssst is only like this becausssse wantssss to be free from Valentino but refusessss to do anything for he'sssss a coward. He keepssss on trying to break himsssself to hissss bosssss can let him go. However, there issss a big flaw in your plan that isssss he'll NEVER let you go!" Penitous pointed out the obvious, knowing how Valentino of the three Vees does things.
"And you know that all too well. Don't you?" Pentious glared at Angel Dust while his Egg Boiz cheer for him.
Angel Dust clutches his fists, deciding that he has enough to hear from this snake pervert and wants to end this fight.
"Princess Emily can offer you safe haven in her hotel." Pentious said.
"How about I just fuck you up!" Angel Dust pointed his Tommy guns at him causing the snake Sinners to run away again.
(Emily VS Katie Killjoy)
Emily and Katie are fighting each other inside the studio while the news broadcast is still going on with the princess being able to hold her off and flying high and drop her down onto the desk.
"WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!" Tom screamed while running around and being literally on fire.
"Fuck off!" Velvette was angered as she joins the fight against Katie Killjoy.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Emily has shared her big project to her Hellish people though they all thought of her as a joke for wanting to help Sinners be redeemed, but a fight broke out while Sir Pentious is trying to avoid the fight with Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb as he lay down some smack talk on the porn star.
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