The Dead Night
This is the second chapter of my story that involves Deadpool dropping into Gotham,
this chapter continues where the last one left off. This chapter Wade wakes up in the
batcave and begins to figure out where he is meanwhile we are introduced to our main
villain and a couple of classic Batman villains. If you wish to be caught up go back to
read chapter 1. My apologies for such a long wait I lost track of this project. I now present
to you Chapter 2: Electric Boogaloo. This was started in 2016 and got continued in 2019
then again in 2024.
"Not my chimichangas!!!" Deadpool shouted as he woke up from the nightmare of a nap
he had only to see Dick and Jason standing in front of him. "Wait who in the hell are these
fuckers?"
"Don't worry about who we are," Nightwing said in a calm and collected voice, "we're
just going to do some analysing and you can go back home."
"But…. but… but, author what's my line?" Deadpool said to Dick before turning his
attention away from him and to the author.
"Goddammit Wade," the author shouted in annoyance, "another fucking wall break? This
is too damn early in the fucking chapter."
"Hey don't need to get pissy," Wade said as he laughed, "I just forgot my line Miss Priss."
With a sigh the author created the next line for Wade.
"But I have shit I need to do, like find the number one big titted fan that Cable told me
about." Deadpool said getting excited as he talked about the fan.
"Are you kidding me?" Jason asked annoyed, "We have to help this psycho get back
home. I would rather be dead than deal with his shit."
"So you're saying that if I work with you that we can get Batsy?" Joker asked Slade, who
had been taken away hours ago thanks to his goons.
"That is correct," Deathstroke responded in a calm and confident tone, "if you help me
with this plan we shall be able to get rid of Batman."
"You had me at killing Batman." Joker responded before letting loose a loud maniacal
laugh.
"Goddammit Wade," Wolverine shouted out in anger and frustration, "where in the hell
are you?" Logan continued his search for Deadpool in anger and annoyance. "Get your ass out
here now before I shred you to fucking bits."
"So you're saying you can kick my ass?" Deadpool asked the Red Hood in an evil
delight. "Let's get to the roof and I will help you with plummeting to your demise."
"Both of you shut up," Dick intertwined, "you two trying to kill each other won't do
anything to help us out. Jason you need to control yourself and you…"
"Wilson, Wade Wilson." Deadpool interrupted.
"And you Wade if you kill Jason it won't help you get back to your home. For now you
both need to coexist with each other and quit fighting like six year olds, the less fighting you do
the quicker we all get back to our normal fucking lives."
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"Uhm Dick it looks as though Bruce is beginning to wake up," Tim Drake, in his Robin
costume, said.
"That's good," Nightwing said in a tone of voice that showed that he was thanking God
for the new relief. "Now go ahead and let him know that Slade got away thanks to his goons
when he wakes up fully."
"Ah, what the hell happened?" Batman asked in confusion as he rubbed his head sitting
up. "Last thing I remember is Slade telling me that he planned to do something."
"Bruce it will be alright," Barbara said in confidence "I promise you this. Now how do you
feel?"
"Confused, headaches, and a small stomach cramp." Bruce said. "What happened to
Wade?"
"Don't worry your new friend is alright he healed quicker than we expected." Barbara
said with Both confusion and shock noticeable in her voice. "As for your stomach cramp, we had
to give you a bit of medicine so you could better quicker."
"Wade, we should kill Jason and get away before anything else goes wrong." the
psychotic voice said in a sound of madness.
"If you wish to get home, Wade, you should remain calm," the intelligent voice said in a
soothing calm tone of voice, "I have been watching and they do not seem to mean any harm, in
fact they seem to wish to help."
"Wouldn't I be better off just doing this on my own?" Deadpool asked himself. "He's just
going to try to kill me anyways."
"You'd be better off getting the help while they're willing to get you home." the intelligent
voice continued. "You never know when you'll get back home otherwise."
"I'll be back," Barbara started, "I'll go check on Wade." With that she gave Bruce a kiss
on the cheek and wheeled herself out of the room, she hadn't been the same since she retired
from being Batgirl. The Joker had shot her paralyzing her but still she wanted to help Bruce out
however she could and so she decided it would be best at this point of time to help him get this
guy back home.
Just as soon as she rolled up there was an alert from GCPD. "Dick, Jason. You both go
see what the hell is going on we need to get answers from Wade."
"Thank fucking God," Jason said as he put his helmet back on hiding his jet black hair
and it's glorious white streak that he got when he was revived in the Lazarus Pit. "Gives me a
reason to get away from the moron over there talking to himself." He continued as he hopped on
his bike.
"Babs, give us the coordinates and the update we will get this handled swiftly." Dick
proclaimed before giving Barbara a kiss. With that they drove off to figure out what is going on at
Ace Chemicals.
"So how long til Batman gets here? I'm getting oh so bored of this waiting and why bring
us here?" Joker asked as he looked to the shadows with a chuckle.
"Simple." Slade stated as he stepped out, "this is exactly where they'd least expect us,
my assassin's are working to get him here before too l-."
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With that Slade was hit across the face with a crowbar as the clown laughed the sinister
laugh. "What do you think I am? Crazy! Following you would be worse than revealing who
Batman is!"
As he began to beat at Slade a swift left boot, sized 12, with a steel toe bashed the
Jokers face in. "And that's what you get you pathetic clown for coming back to the scene where
you were made," Jason announced in annoyance, it was the man who killed him in the first
place finally getting what was coming to him."
Dick quickly put the cuffs on the beaten, broken, and bloodied assassin. "Looks like this
is the end of the road for you, Slade." Before he swept into action tripping the clown from behind
as forcing him right into Jason's chest as he hit the brutes emblem chipping a tooth.
"This was easy," Jason stated in annoyance, "too easy."
"Well let's take the small win and get Joker back to Arkham and Slade back to the
chamber Batman's going to have a few questions."
"Hey Wade it's ok we just want to know what's going on so we can get you home,"
Barbara stated as she tried to calm down the mouthy piece of shit.
"You're not putting me in no test tube bitch, I'm not falling for that shit again," Wade
shouted only to back himself up into a corner feeling himself crash against a body as he
stepped backwards he fell flat on his ass and as he tried to feel behind himself he felt Bruce's
muscles as he was back in the cape and cowl. "Dad?"
Bruce sighed, "look, we just need answers Wade, like where you came from and what
happened to you."
"All you needed to do was ask!" Wade said getting excited, "so it all started the day I got
bit by a radioactive shitsu clown."
"Enough with the jokes, we want the truth, don't make me get Wonder Woman."
"Diana?! Oh she's such a dommy mommy with a cake I could eat for days," before Wade
could continue he felt a hand come across his face.
"Enough what happened to you. I want an actual answer."
"Touchy touchy, ok look long and short of it I was an assassin who beat the shit out of a
few assholes for cash, got a girlfriend, fell over after proposing, found out I had cancer and I left
her in the dead of night to get help with the cancer. I joined this Weapon X program and got
fucked over by Francis, who by the way is a dumbass for naming himself after a dish detergent,
and well he locked me in a test tube for a week and a half and now I look like a crusty old
avocado hate fucked an even crustier older avocado."
As Wade took off his mask he sighed as Barbara screamed in horror. "holy fucking shit
it's Freddy Krueger."
"Puddin' I'm here! Let's get you out of here!" Harley said as a hole in the wall bursted
itself open with the beautiful blonde haired bombshell was revealed it was Harley Quinn.
"It's about time you got here you were slower this time they had me here for 15 minutes!"
The green haired sociopath shouted as they made their getaway thanks to the Joker themed
Helecopter they stole from GCPD.
"Jim what's the problem?" Batman asked on the roof top of GCPD speaking with his
greatest colleague on the task force Commissioner Jim Gordon.
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"It's Joker he escaped already." the grizzled veteran on the force said, he had been
helping Batman for 20 years now and despite his older age he was still a damn good cop.
"Why don't we go to that abandoned clown factory across town?" Wade interjected.
"That's gotta be where he's going I mean it's on brand for him and if we get there before him we
can get the jump ln him and beat him to submission."
"Friend of yours?" Jim asked.
"Apparently comes from Canada was in Africa going to some place called Wakanda."
"Is he always talking to himself?"
"We should kill that clown for what he is doing to Harley." the red box said.
"But if we do that I don't think the bat guy will let us go home he'll lock us in that Arkham
place the others were talking about."
Jim turned away for just a moment and sighed. "Just whatever you do do it by the book."
As the commissioner turned around they were both gone. "Even after 20 years of this he still
never gives a proper goodbye."
"Oracle update on this Wakanda."
"I've looked and found no results is it possible he's from a different earth?"
"We'll have to check things out with Barry and find out at a later time right now it's time to
lock Joker up and this time lets make sure its for good no clue what he's going to do if Wade
stays here much longer."
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