Hi guys! Happy Holiday! I am taking a short break from A Tech Geek's Celibacy to make a new non-canon spin-off of A Loud Among Demon! After I finished chapter nine, the idea came to me and I just had to write it! I hope you like it! If you haven't read my first A Loud Among Demon spin-off, I suggest you read it before reading the new one.
A.L.A.D: Santa Imp and Impers
It's December 1st, two days after the official start of the Christmas season.
In Royal Woods, Michigan, everyone goes from store to store to buy gifts for their loved ones. The houses were filled with Christmas decorations inside and outside. The cold air begins just in time as the first snowflakes hit.
The Royal Woods Mall has been packed since Black Friday. Citizens were searching around endlessly for gifts. Parents are dragging their screaming children away from toy stores. Lines were longer in stores that stretched out of the store. The food court was even packed so shoppers could take a meal break before they went back to shopping.
While parents were shopping, there was a line outside Santa's Village for kids to see Santa Claus. They have been waiting patiently for an hour now. The kids started complaining as they chanted for the big guy in the red suit.
The manager in charge of Santa's Village addresses the customers with a friendly smile "Folks, sorry for the delay. I know you kids are anxious to see Santa!" All the kids shouted while some parents were already stressing enough to be here. "Unfortunately, our recent Santa had a little incident, but luckily, we have a replacement! And he's bringing his helpers!"
This brought the kids cheering and clapping unaware it increased their parents' headaches.
"Please welcome to the North Pole, the big man himself!" The manager introduced the star of the attraction.
The kids clapped as Santa Claus appeared. The cheering ended abruptly when they stared at Santa. Instead of a jolly big guy in a red suit, it was a skinny guy in a suit. And his suit, while it had dark red splotches on it and the same thing on his hat, wasn't the only red thing.
The person inside the suit isn't human. It's Blitzø, who was also donning a white beard.
"Hi! How are you, little boys and girls?! I'm Santi Claus! Who wants to sit on my lap?!" He presented with a big grin.
Silence filled the air as kids stared at "Santa Claus" in disbelief. Parents shared the same sentiment as their kids.
"Hey, what's with all the silence? It's me, Jolly Old St. Dick!"
"It's Nick, Blitzø!" A whispered voice cried behind the curtains.
"Nick! I said Nick! Slip on the tongue!"
"You ain't Santa!" One boy shouted.
"Of course I am!"
"How come you aren't fat?" A girl asked.
"I lose weight, little girl!"
"You're so skinny!"
"We can discuss my weight problem more often, but Santa needs to talk to the little kiddies. Who wants to sit on daddy-I mean Santa's lap?" Blitzø asked, once again slipping into another verbal habit.
A few parents were shielding their kids from the deranged Santa; they begin to think he's some creep who gets off with kids sitting on his lap. It didn't sit well for the manager with the nervous expression on his face.
"Hey, I bet you little kiddies want to see my helpers!" Blitzø exclaimed, hoping to get some cheer from the group. "Oh, fellow elves!"
On cue, Blitzø's co-workers, Moxxie and Millie, and his adopted daughter/ receptionist, Loona, came out. All of them were dressed as elves. Except for Moxxie and Millie, Loona was in her human disguise. The disguised hellhound wears a low-cut green jacket that exposes her midriff, green shorts, and red and white leggings. Despite the big frown on her face, she was holding a big sack; on the inside, she was holding her laugh.
"Hi, y'all!" Millie greeted the folks with a big grin. "I notice some of you don't have that Christmas spirit! That's why the big man has a surprise for you all!" Her husband was holding the other side of the sack with Loona going to the center. "Everyone, please welcome the most adorable reindeer in the North Pole!"
Loona reached her hand and took out Lincoln Loud, the human/jackalope demon hybrid. And he was dressed in a reindeer's bodysuit.
The kids all looked at it in awe. Some of the parents chuckle at this display.
Lincoln waved at the crowd with a shy grin. Loona turns her head as she struggles with her laughter.
Millie hugs her foster son with a grin as she says "Isn't he the cutest?! My husband and I adopted him!" Moxxie chuckled and joined the hug. He presses the fake nose his foster son wears which shines red, getting more reaction from the kids. Despite the embarrassment, Lincoln showed some love toward them.
"Which lucky kid would want to sit on my lap and pet the reindeer?" Blitzø asked, and this got the kids to raise their hands excitedly.
Lincoln turned to the fourth wall to address the audience "Folks, you all know the story about me, Hell, meeting my foster family, and the many adventures we've been through. You all are wondering "Lincoln, why is your foster family and you are at the mall dressing as Santa, elves, and a reindeer? Well, this is all my uncle Blitzø's fault."
Flashback
"Come on, Lincoln! Do it! End this prick!"
Lincoln was joining his foster family on this day in the human realm. And what a great time since it's the beginning of the holiday season. The gang had some festive time as the boy they grew to adore was showing them around. While Moxxie and Millie loved the Christmas display, his foster uncle and big sister didn't share the precise enjoyment.
So, it was Blitzø who suggested they do something super fun.
And it involves hitting snowmen. Instead of throwing snowballs at it, it consists of a rifle.
"I am not sure this is fun," Lincoln bemusedly, holding the weapon. When his boss/ foster uncle revealed they would shoot some snowmen, he thought he was kidding. Then again, it was Blitzø and everything he said was true.
"This is way better than listening to some tone-deaf people ruining Christmas songs! Who doesn't like shooting at a snowman? And they're just begging to be killed!" Blitzø grins. They had come across a group of snowmen who were messy and barely struggling to hold. What better way to put them out of their misery than with a loaded gun?
"Blitzø, Lincoln wants us to celebrate a nice day with us!" Millie scolded her boss. She doesn't like it when he suggests they try something other than what her foster son wants.
"Come on, Mills! I am spending time with my best intern/nephew. Who doesn't want to shoot a snowman? It's like that song Lincoln's bratty princess sister always sings. Do You Want To Kill a Snowman!"
"It's Build a Snowman, not Kill a Snowman," Moxxie corrected.
"And you just lost that Christmas bonus for correcting me!"
"You never give me and Millie Christmas bonuses before!"
"Can you two shut the fuck up and shoot? I am starting to freeze!" Loona complained,
hugging herself in a shiver.
"Don't worry, Loonie. When we get home, I'll make you your favorite drink from Lynn's stash," Blitzø smiled. "Lincoln, shoot the snowman!"
"Snowperson."
"Fuck your P.C bullshit, and let your son shoot the goddamn snowman!"
"Do your best, sweetie!" Millie cheered, ignoring the fight between her husband and boss.
"And hurry!" Loona pleaded.
Feeling the pressure, Lincoln aimed the rifle at the last snowman and fired a few rounds.
"Ahh, it's still standing!" Blitzø cried. He was about to take out his pistol to put an end to it when he saw the blood coming out of the snowman. "What the?"
The snowman falls apart from the heavy blood and a mall Santa falls to the ground dead.
Loona, Moxxie, Millie, Blitzø, and Lincoln all gasped. Millie covered Lincoln's eyes out of motherly instinct while her boss uttered "Holy shit, you killed Santa Claus!"
Flashback Ends
"Luckily, the mall Santa turned out to be a diddler," Lincoln continued his explanation while one child was sitting on Blitzø's lap and telling him what they wanted for Christmas. "We then proceeded to hide the body and evidence and covered our tracks. It went well, but then…"
Flashback
Blitzø, Loona, and Moxxie were desperately cutting the body into pieces. Millie was hugging her son to prevent him from seeing the scene.
"Well, I hope you're happy! You just traumatized my son!" She scolded, glaring at her boss.
"Don't you think I already felt bad, Mills?!" Blitzø shouted, cutting the forearm of the dead mall Santa. "Besides, he's not the real Santa! For all we know, he might have been a pervert who gets erections when kids sit on his lap!"
"Blitzø! Millie growls, hugging her boy deep in her chest unintentionally cutting his oxygen supply.
"It's true!"
"Sir, we need to get rid of the pieces quickly!" Moxxie shouted as he used a buzz saw to rip open the pelvis.
"Shut up, Moxxie! We are doing our best in cutting this fat fuck!" Loona cried; she was also desperate to get rid of the body that her surrogate little brother had accidentally killed. She had several plastic bags that she got from the nearby store.
"Millie!" Lincoln struggled to breathe.
"Not now, sweetie! It's not over!"
The pieces were put in plastic bags and dug in different locations. All that was left was the Santa outfit the man had worn before his demise.
"Alright, now all that's left is discarding the rifle!" Blitzø said, holding the weapon that his surrogate nephew had killed the man. He throws it without looking.
All eyes widened after hearing the rifle firing and a couple of people screaming. Blitzø turns to see four dead people; three are dressed as elves and one is dressed like a reindeer.
Millie hugged her son again tightly, Moxxie and Loona both facepalm in frustration, and Bitzø shouted "Satan fucking damn it!"
Flashback Ends
"Don't worry; they were just as bad as the dead mall Santa. So after they "got rid" of the bodies, we learned all of them were scheduled to appear at the Royal Woods Mall. The manager couldn't get a replacement in time since the holiday season had started. That's how we ended up here just until the mall hired a new Santa and helpers," Lincoln finished the story just in time to see the child had gotten off his surrogate uncle's lap to pet him. Smiling, he hugged the child.
Millie and Moxxie both smiled at the interaction. Loona, despite finding her little brother wearing a reindeer outfit funny, also smiled warmly. She did frown upon seeing a couple of the male patrons staring at her lustfully. The disguised hellhound had to surpass her rage to continue doing her work.
Over thirty minutes, kids happily hop onto Blitzø's lap to tell them what they want for Christmas. Everything went well. But over a short time, the disguised imp Santa couldn't hold his silver tongue over the demands from each kid.
"You want a BB gun? Take my advice, kid. If you're going hunting to shoot something, make sure to double-check your surroundings and not accidentally shoot," Blitzø spoke to the young boy, ignoring the expressions from his co-workers and nephew.
Confused, the seven-year-old shrugs his shoulders and hops off to hug Lincoln.
"I don't think he got it," He remarked when he saw the questionable look.
"Sir, you're supposed to act like Santa!" Moxxie whispered to his boss. "Be jolly!"
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, folks!" Blitzø grins, his voice being deep and waving to the crowd. Dropping the deep voice, he remarks to Moxxie cynically "Is that jolly enough for you?"
"We better get paid for this. How much was it again?" Loona asked, feeling the tight leggings were hurting her rear. "These things are killing me!"
She hears a wolf whistle from a male passing by. Loona growls with her fist up to scare him.
"About $20-$24 an hour," Lincoln answered.
"It better be worth it, intern, or I might have to dock your salary," Blitzø said, still grinning to keep up with the facade.
"How many times do I have to tell you? You don't pay me!" Lincoln replied, groaning to remind his surrogate uncle he didn't pay him.
"Look cute and jolly, folks!" Millie chipped.
A seven-year-old bespectacled boy walks up to Santa and sits on his lap.
Switching to his jolly persona, Blitzø said "And what would you like for Christmas, little boy?"
"I want an Incredibly Transformative Energy Soldier! I want an Incredibly Transformative Energy Soldier!" The boy shouted rudely.
Blitzø, still smiling, laughs "Aren't you a chipper fellow! You want a doll for Christmas!"
"It's not a doll! It's an action figure, you dumb fat shit!"
"Little boy, please watch that language in front of the kids," Moxxie warns him, but the boy turns to him with a glare.
"You're not paid to think! You're just a slave!"
"Ok, little buddy, nobody calls my co-workers-I mean elves a slave! For your information, I pay him just a little!" Blitzø yells at the boy.
"Hey, that's my kid you're talking to!" The boy's mom (who had a short and stylish haircut) said, glaring at the mall Santa.
"Ma'am, your kid needs to watch his language in front of our boss and my husband," Millie replied, attempting to defuse the problem.
"You mind your business, missy; we're a paying customer! Don't make me complain to your manager!" She scolded her in a rather familiar tone.
"Oh, sweet Satan," Lincoln muttered in what kind of woman she is.
"My kid wants an Incredibly Transformative Energy Soldier! I suggest you make sure he gets one!" Karen said haughtily to the disguised imp Santa.
"Santa has to make sure if he's been naughty or nice," Lincoln said, keeping up with his role.
"You, reindeer! Silence! And covered those ears! You are scaring the kids!"
This didn't sit well with the foster family as all glared at the entitled lady. Loona said, "Don't talk to him like that!"
"And you, young lady, need to wear something appropriate! The kids could see your figure!" She scoffs at Loona's attire in disgust.
"Ok, lady! You and your kid get out; you're holding up the line!" Millie said, nearly snarling at the bitch who yelled at her son.
"What kind of village employs freaks of nature and a full-grown woman who doesn't fully cover herself? She looks like a whore!"
"And just for insulting my sweet elf, your kid gets s-nothing!" Blitzø said, quickly avoiding a swear.
"Come on, Billy! This place is a reek of something worse than beer!" The mother said. The kid jumped out from Santa's lap and went to his mom before leaving the village in a huff.
"Happy Holidays!" Moxxie shouted happily, before muttering "Whore."
"At least we won't have to deal with people like her and that brat," Loona growls at the two.
They continued doing their work for another thirty minutes. If dealing with a Karen and bratty kid was tough enough, the gang had to deal with several little kids who started screaming at the sight of the mall Santa. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona had to get them to stop crying by telling them Santa was good and wouldn't hurt them.
"Yeah, as my elves say, I wouldn't hurt a fly, except for that dead Santa," Blitzø revealed.
"Sir!" Moxxie cried while holding one crying child.
Lincoln groans at his surrogate uncle's silver tongue. The kids' crying was hurting his long rabbit-like ears. His blue eyes scanned for their parents as they, too, tried to get them to stop crying.
Quickly thinking of a plan, he said "Hey kids, who wants to see a reindeer fly?"
The kids stopped crying to look at the jackalope boy. Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona also looked to see what he was planning to do. With a deep breath, Lincoln unleashed his black and white wings from his back. He descended from the air, getting all eyes on him. The customers from the line took out their phones; the shoppers all stopped to see this in awe. Even the manager's jaws dropped.
Lincoln started flying around the village by performing aerial stunts. All the kids cheered for the flying reindeer. The toddlers stopped crying to cheer happily. He quickly took a card from his pocket; he infused it with his magic before throwing it to make snowflakes. The human/jackalope demon hybrid swirls his magic to create outlines of Santa, Christmas trees, presents, and colorful ornaments.
The audience cheered for this amazing display the boy had produced. Blitzø, Loona, Moxxie, and Millie all cheered.
"That's my boy!" Millie squeals with tears.
Lincoln landed safely back down and bowed to their cheers. He saw the little ones weren't crying anymore as one by one all sat on Blitzø's lap and the photographer took their photo.
Smiling that things were getting better, Lincoln made his wings disappear and resumed his role as a reindeer.
While things went well for them, it also caused kids to want to ride to take a ride on the boy so he could fly. Lincoln politely turned them down and instead hugged them. The kids were saddened, but Loona gave them a candy cane to cheer them up.
One little girl wanted to fly with Lincoln as she whined. Millie said in sympathy "I'm sorry, sweetie, but we got a long line there's not enough time to fly you or anyone!"
"Here's a candy cane, kid," Loona smiled, giving the treat to the girl which she immediately took in glee. Her parents exit the village with the little girl waving at Lincoln, and he waves back with a smile.
"Looks like that plan of yours got a little backfired," She smirked, nudging him on the shoulder. Lincoln chuckles.
"It was the only way to get the crowd under control. Trust me, you should see my sisters when I show them my wings. Lucy, Lola, Lana, and Lily all wanted to give them a ride by flying," The white-haired Jackalope hybrid recalls how his little sisters pleaded with him many times they wanted to fly with him.
"Looks like they might get jealous if they see you offering rides for them."
"Yeah. Looks like I better be prepared," Lincoln sighed, dreading what his sisters might do when they saw the photos and videos of him flying in a reindeer suit. "So, who's the next child to sit on Santa's lap?"
"Actually, I want a photo of the cute reindeer."
Lincoln's ear heard the familiar voice. Turning around, he gasps upon seeing a familiar short-stack lady with short grey hair and brown exotic skin. She wears a loose red and green tube shirt, dark green shorts, and candy-striped high boots. She was even wearing a Santa hat with a mistletoe in the center.
"Milky!"
"Hey, Linky~!" Milky winks.
"Wait, isn't she part of Verosika-?" Moxxie asked, his eyes widened. Millie snarls in rage after seeing one of the few girls after her precious son's innocence. Loona is surprised while her adopted dad groans.
"Great, as if things weren't hard ass lately!"
"What are you doing here?" Lincoln said, hugging the disguised succubus short stack.
"I was taking a short break from the studio. Verosika is working on her new song to get it released for Christmas. At the same time, she and her crew have a lingerie photo shoot. It was last minute by her manager and publicist. It got so stressful that she and her crew demanded a break. I came here to get away when I received a notification from my Sinstagram of a certain cutie flying around in a reindeer suit and performing magic. Who would have thought you fit the description? You do look cute as a reindeer," Milky giggles.
"Thanks. I like your outfit," Lincoln said sheepishly while complimenting her outfit.
The customers all notice the exchange between the woman and the human/jackalope demon hybrid with curiosity.
"Mommy, why is that lady talking to the cute reindeer?" A pig-tailed girl asked innocently.
"She's just being nice," Her mom replied with a nervous smile. She knew the reason why but she doesn't want to permanently mentally scar her child.
"I don't know if this conversation seems just nice," One of the husbands remarked with a grin, and he got a hard nudge in the gut from his wife.
"Hey, Lincoln, guess what I have on my hat," Milky said, gesturing to the small traditional plant in the center.
"Oh, a mistletoe!" Lincoln said, chuckling. His cheeks turned red.
"And you know the tradition if two people are under the mistletoe?"
"Actually, it's on your hat. We're not under it."
"But you're looking at it," Milky grins cheekily.
Lincoln laughs "You're right."
"Come here, baby boy," Milky coos. She got her phone to take a selfie with her and Lincoln, where she planted a kiss on his cheek, surprising everyone more.
"Easy, Millie!" Moxxie is holding his wife back to prevent her from murdering the short-stack succubus. "Remember the Christmas spirit!"
Loona laughs while recording the moment; Blitzø groans more as he dreads what this might lead to.
Lincoln stood frozen with his tail wiggling in delight. Milky then walks away before blowing her bunny boy a kiss. "Bye, baby. I'll tell the girls about you!"
She walks away and sways her rear to him. Lincoln's face turns volcanic red with his tail wiggling in delight; mothers shield their kids' eyes in shock. Husbands and boyfriends all muttering that the kid is one lucky bastard.
Lincoln stands still for a second before accidentally triggers his wings and flies through the air with a happy "Wooo!"
Everyone looked up in the air as Blitzø said to the stunned manager "Hey, boss, we're taking our break now."
Later that night at the Loud House, Lincoln, and his foster family discuss how they spent their day with the rest of the Loud family. Everyone gathered in the living room with Lynn Sr preparing hot cocoa for each of them.
"You guys spent the day posing as a mall Santa and elves?" Lori said, chuckling.
"And Lincoln was a reindeer?" Lynn Jr laughing at that part.
"We sure did. Look at the cash we made today!" Blitzø grins, showing everyone the stacks of bills he and his team made in one day.
"Don't forget to share some of that with us, sir," Moxxie addressed his boss in not keeping all the cash to himself.
"Oh, Moxxie, what do you think I am? A stingy old money bag?" The boss rolled his eyes at his employee's complaint.
"And you got to give Lincoln his cut since it was his idea to cover over the mall Santa and elves we accidentally hurt," Loona said, carefully choosing her words not to upset the little girls if they knew what happened.
"You guys didn't kill them, did you?" Lynn Jr asked with a raised eyebrow. I.M.P, Loona, and Lincoln paused. Their eyes shifted to each other before uttering in unison.
"No."
And they all drink their cocoa at the same time.
"All in all, I say this was a great time with my son!" Millie grins, hugging her foster son.
"Ahem," Rita clears her throat to give the imp woman a look.
"Our son; I know, Rita," Millie corrected, much to Rita's joy.
"It's too bad it was only for one day; you were so cute as a reindeer, Linky!" Leni gushes. The entire family opened up to compliment what the human/jackalope demon hybrid was wearing.
"The internet has been trending over that little show of yours," Luan said, showing her little brother the photos and video of him. Lincoln saw the comments that they loved the show. There were also a few girls he knew from school and his sisters' friends saying he looked adorable making him almost smile.
"It stinks that you gave back the reindeer's suit. I wanted to fly with you as you wear it!" Lola pouts. She was upset after learning her big brother had gotten offers from little kids to fly with him.
Rolling his eyes in amusement, Lincoln said "How about later we'll fly around the house?"
"I was thinking of other places."
"Lola…" Rita and Lynn Sr gave her a stern warning.
"Ok. Around the house."
"And I get a turn after her!" Lana exclaimed.
"And me," Lucy said, scaring the tomboy.
"And Lily!" Lily grins, hugging her big brother's right knee. A smiling Lincoln magically summoned his wings.
Everyone chuckled as they drank their cocoa. Luna looked at the photos of her little brother until her eyes caught her interest in one photo.
"Yo, little dude, who's the smokin' babe kissing you?" She asked, showing the photo of Milky and Lincoln.
The Loud family looked at the photo in surprise.
"Her name is Milky," Lincoln revealed. "She's a friend I made in Hell."
"One of the few people he made friends with," Loona grins mischievously.
"What do you mean?" Lori asked, raising a brow.
Before Lincoln could reveal the truth, a portal opens up in the living room.
"Is Uncle Stolas and Octavia visiting?" Lucy said, her voice spelled hopeful she could learn some spells from them.
It wasn't either Lincoln's teacher or his daughter; coming out of the portal was a tall beautiful hot-pink skinned succubus demon with an hourglass figure, knee-length hair colored in ombré-white with pink undertones, and white-outlined light pink irises with yellow sclera and slit pupils.
But Lincoln knew who it was.
"Verosika!" Lincoln cried.
Verosika grins "Hi Linky!"
"V-V-V-V-Verosika Mayday?!" Luna stammered, face turning red.
"Verosika Mayday?!" Lori and Leni grin and squeal like fangirls.
"What the hell are you doing here, you hussy?!" Millie snarls, shielding her boy from her.
"Milky just told me she ran into the mall this afternoon where you were dressed as a reindeer," Verosika took her phone out of her bosom to show them the selfie of him and Milky. "I was a little upset that she saw you before me."
"She told me you and the girls were busy over a song and a photo shoot," Lincoln said after Milky told him how they were doing. The boy noticed his secret crush's attire; she was wearing a bright red-trimmed, two-piece pink ruffled mini dress. The top part was loose on the right shoulder; it was decorated with light red. The skirt is dark red with a colorful sash around her waist. Her thigh-high boots resemble candy canes just like the ones Milky was wearing. "You look great," He complimented her dress.
"Thanks," She flashes him a smile before switching back to complaining. "This was my stupid manager and publicist's idea. We could have done either one in the middle of November; not both in early December," Verosika growls at how much time she and the girls wasted in doing both things during this month. "That's why we are on a break."
"But won't you and the girls get in trouble?" He sounded concerned.
"Don't worry about us, little bunny. All that matters, we want to spend time with you," Verosika said, poking him on the nose and making him giggle.
He didn't expect the Loud family to look at the scene with their jaws dropping. Blitzø remarks as he looks at them "Trust me, this is normal for him."
"We are having a nice family time together, missy! Get back to the hole you crawl in!" Millie said, eyeing her in rage. Verosika rolls her eyes at the momma imp. She noticed the Loud family.
"Is this your family?" She asked.
"Yes. Guys, meet Verosika Mayday, my friend," Lincoln introduced.
"Friends, for now, Linky," She plays with the turkey's tail from his white hair playfully.
"My girls are waiting for you."
"You could bring them in!" Lincoln grins, ignoring Millie's objections.
Verosika went back to the portal. Lincoln is dragged by his family to the kitchen. He is met with stares of disbelief.
"What?" He asked, confused.
"Lincoln, that was Verosika Mayday! You didn't say you are friends with Verosika Mayday!" Lori shouted in shock that her little brother was friends with a superpop star.
"Or she's a succubus!" Lucy added; her voice matched the same reaction as Lori's with a hint of envy.
"You guys didn't ask," He shrugs his shoulders, making them (minus Lily) collapse in anime style.
"Linky!" Lincoln heard Verosika's girls entering the portal. Milky, Apple, Coco, and Kiwi. They all hugged the boy.
"It's not fair that Milky got to see you before us!" Kiwi said, pouting as she snuggled his white hair as she played with his long rabbit-like ears.
Apple and Coco were smoothing his cheeks; Apple said "We saw the photo Milky sent up; you look adorable as a reindeer!"
"We want to cuddle with you!" Coco squeals.
"Hey, baby boy," Lincoln saw Milky. She wasn't wearing her festive uniform anymore; she was in her casual clothes. She reaches her fingers to take out the mistletoe from her cleavage and holds it in front of him. "Want a kiss, this time on the lips?" Milky smirks.
Several of the Loud sisters reacted in shock with Luna blushing a little at the scene.
Before Lincoln could answer, Milky was pulled away by Kiwi who shouted "Oh no! You had your moment with him! It's my turn!" She snatches the mistletoe from the short-stack succubus to kiss her Linky. "Pucker up, sweetie!"
Apple took it and held it up above Lincoln's head with a grin. "Me and Coco want to kiss him!"
Coco added "And I'll go first!"
"Oh, fuck no!" Millie shouted angrily. "No one is kissing my boy! You all need to leave right now!"
"Millie, please!" Lincoln scolded his foster mom. "They're my friends! They need a break from their schedule!"
"But-!"
"Millie, it's the holidays!"
Millie wanted to argue, but a look from him tells him to accept it. And as much as she hates to admit it, kicking the whore and her minions out would be rude. And she didn't want that in front of her child. The female imp sighed and said, "Alright, they can stay."
"And try not to fight them. That goes double for you, Uncle Blitzø."
"I'll make no promises," Blitzø replies and sees his surrogate nephew giving him a stern look, making him change his mind. "Fine! But we're all out of marshmallows!"
"Dad, are there more marshmallows?" Lincoln asked his human dad, who was woken up from his shock.
"Y-Yes," Lynn Sr answered, still shocked that his son is friends with a pop star.
"Can you please make them cocoa?"
"Sure, sport. Rita, can you help me?" He asked his wife who was staring at the five succubus in the living room cuddling with her baby boy. Her eyebrows flinched as she saw the short-stack one kissing him on the nose and the succubus with the Afro playing one of his rabbit-like ears.
"Yes, dear. I'll help you. Girls, make Miss Mayday and her friends feel welcome," Rita said emotionlessly. Both parents went to the kitchen to prepare more drinks. The blonde-haired woman gave all four of the succubus a motherly narrowed look for a second.
Verosika saw her friends glaring at each other as Lincoln was still held by Apple and Coco's embrace. She clears her throat by saying, "Girls, we are in Lincoln's house. We should act like guests."
Milky, Kiwi, Apple, and Coco frowns in regret and all said "Sorry, Verosika."
"And…?"
"Sorry Lincoln/Lincy/Linky."
Lincoln grins "It's alright, girls. It's nice to see you all," They brought him in for a hug. Verosika snatched the mistletoe from Apple's hand.
"Come sit on my knees, Linky," Verosika ordered, and Lincoln broke from the two succubus's embrace and went to her. He sat down on her knees with his head resting on her bosom. "Comfy?"
"Yes," Lincoln smiled at her. Verosika smiled back; oh, he was so precious in his new Jackalope demon form. When they heard word about what happened, they were delighted that their cute bunny boy had broken the curse. However, they got worried that the spell had a side-effect. But when they saw him with antlers, long rabbit-like ears, and a tail, they all gushed at how cute he had become.
Even if he was half demon, they loved their adorable Linky.
Verosika was still holding the mistletoe in her hand. A flirty smirk appear in her face.
"Linky."
Lincoln looked up, and Verosika kissed him on the lips. The Loud sisters' jaws dropped more, Rita and Lynn Sr both came back just to see this; Lynn Sr is shocked he almost dropped the tray while Rita's eyebrows twitch in more fury.
"VEROSIKA! NO FAIR!" The other four succubus complain loudly that she kisses their bunny boy before them. The pop star sticks her tongue out at them mockingly.
Lincoln flew up with his face red and eyes closing in bliss and his tail wagging. But Verosika brought him back to her bosom as she giggled.
"No flying while we conform you, sweetie," She chuckles, rubbing Lincoln's rabbit ears that resulted in a purr.
The succubus stopped their complaint and squealed happily over the cute sound their crush had made. The rest of them then cuddle with him as Lincoln purrs more.
Millie snarls like an animal, barely holding her drink. Moxxie was massaging her shoulders to keep her calm. Blitzø mixed his cocoa with beer from his flash and drank it while giving her ex a narrowed look. Loona chuckles at how much drama there is.
The Loud sisters sat down to give their brother a shell-shocked expression.
"As if things couldn't get crazy over the fact our brother went to Hell, learned the
arcane mystic arts, befriended local imps, and came back as half Jackalope, we learned he is friends with five succubus. One of them is a famous pop star," Lisa said, wide-eyed.
"And I can sense each of them hold such feelings for him," Lucy stated, her envy grew that her big brother is the object of affection on all five succubus.
"What a lucky dude," Luna said, feeling envious at how her little brother was surrounded by five hot babes who were cuddling him in their living room.
"This is going to be one crazy Christmas," Lynn Jr remarks.
I hope you all like it! Be sure to read A Tech Geek's Celibacy and check out what I have stored for this upcoming year! Happy Holidays!