"NNNNYYYYYYYAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNNN~~~!" The good morning sun shines brightly through the windows and wakes me up. "MMMMHHHHH!" I stretch my body as much as I can and I hear several cracking noises from my bones. That was one good night's sleep. "Mmmmhh… Hhmm?" As I scan the room, I notice that there are 3 mounds under my blanket where my dick is. I think I know the cause of this symptom. I lift the blanket to confront the problem.
"MMmmhhh~~"
"Ssssllluurrrppp~~"
"Mmhh~~ Ahh~~ Mmmmhh~~~"
The 3 royal sluts are 'biting' on my dick. Mom always said 'don't let the royal sluts bite!' and it seems I've been negligent. "Hey! Bad bugs!" I smack the bugs on their faces but instead of stopping, they just keep going. "Oooohhh~~! Fuck!" Belfast makes good work of my rod while the 2 noblewomen gobble up my balls. "Naughty! Naughty sluts!" No matter what I do, these royal sluts wouldn't let go of my dick. I should've applied some anti-slut lotion before bed.
"You're such a wonderful creature, my love." Belfast said affectionately as she rubbed her face all over my wet dick. "Don't worry, I'll free you from master Igo and we all will be alone together forever." WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE MEAN BY THAT?! Free my dick from me?! What is she planning to do?! "My master~~ My master~~"
"Mmmhhhh~~" Hood! Stop sucking on my ball so hard like that! You're going to tear my ball off!
"Slurp~~ Ah~~ Mmmhh~~" Lusty put my ball in her mouth as if my ball was a meatball. It technically is a meatball but please don't bite down on my ball. I don't want to lose any of my precious genitals.
"Alright sluts! That's enough! We need to get up or Stella will get angry at me and you won't be able to do this again!" I throw the blanket away to let the sun shine on the 3 royal sluts' bodies. It seems the sun has some sort of weakening effect on these royals as they slow down under the sunlight.
"Uuuggghhh… Five more minutes." Lusty closes her eyes and throws her face away when the sun shines on her face. At least my ball is out of her mouth.
"Mmmhhhpppp!" The cow grumbles with my cock deep in her throat. I have to smack the cow 5 times to get her to free my cock. "You can sleep for five more minutes, host." You fucking dick ridding whore! New plan! Fuck someone in front of Belfast and make sure she doesn't get any for an entire week.
"Not being grateful is not gentlemanly, commander." How hard are you trying to make me into a gentleman, Hood? It's not going to happen.
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Get off of me or your other commander will kill you!" I push the sluts away from me before I roll out of bed. "Come on, whores. We gotta take a bath cause all of you are stinky!"
"We can't all have three lovely ladies licking our entire body now, can we?" Don't say that with a smug smile, you barbarian whore! That doesn't make me feel better!
"Shut up and go! You'll kill me from how disgusting your smell is!"
"Alright!" Lusty suddenly put me over her shoulder and walked toward the bathroom. Maybe I should put on some weight to make it harder for these girls. "Come ladies. Our gentleman wants us to continue this in the bathroom." I never said that! Stop assuming that I'm just a horny beast even though I am!
"Coming~~" The rest of the pack soon followed the leading whore with lust-filled eyes. I really, really should be doing something about these girls.
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"Make sure you girls aren't leaving anything in my room." I locked my bedroom's door after the 4 of us exited the room.
"Are you sure you don't want me to leave the toys, my master? You could use it on the next guest." Belfast isn't wrong on that but I haven't decided on who my next target is. Depending on their experience, I might want to go vanilla for the first time.
"I'll borrow it from you when that time comes." That way I can brag about fucking someone who is not her. "What's for today's breakfast, Bel?"
"Why don't we see the newly built canteen, my love? We can eat there."
"It's done?"
"Not quite, darling." Were you part of the construction crew, Hood? "It may need some finishing touches here and there but it should be usable." How usable though… I have eaten in a city ruin before and to me, that's usable.
"Don't worry, you can always sit on my lap if you feel uncomfortable." I would lie just so I can sit on your lap, Lusty.
Us four walk down the stairs and exit the building. The west sky still retains some of its dark blue since the sun is still hiding behind the horizon. "Hhhmmpphhh! Mmmm! Haaaaah…" I take a deep, deep breath of the fresh cold morning air. "Refreshing." I better soak in all this fresh air before the summer sun scorches the place. "The fresh smell of freedom after being stuck in a can of sardines."
"How rude~~" You know I am right, Lusty? "Please take a good sniff of me and you shall see that this one smells wonderful." You had just taken a bath. Of course you smell amazing. I would be more suspicious if you smell bad after that bath.
"You complain but we know you like it, darling~~" Stop putting words in my mouth, Hood.
We walk out of the high school ground and immediately step into the canteen. Hood was right when she said that it's not done yet but it's still usable. The girls and Manjuus had destroyed some buildings and reused the material to create a pavilion or whatever this is going to be. There's still some section that is behind a yellow tape of construction and I can see why. The floor is still just a cement block unlike most that has been covered by ceramic tiles.
"Should we help them?" I asked while walking toward the pile of long tables and round chairs. This must've come from one of the mass-produced ships cause I doubt people that used to live here all buy the same table and chair.
"I applaud your intention, my love but we should let the organizer place the tables and chairs. They probably have a plan for these." Fair point. "We should use what we need and place it back after we're done." The cow easily lifts one long table and places 2 pairs of stools on each side.
"Where's the kitchen? Are you going to cook back at the Highschool?" Doesn't sound effective to me.
"We already set up an emergency kitchen over there." Belfast points at the building next door. "Please wait patiently, my love. I shall make you a proper breakfast." And with that, the cow maid left us to go to the emergency kitchen.
"Why didn't you girls just make a similar building like this for the kitchen while you're at it?" I ask the 2 noblewomen.
"An open-air kitchen isn't hygienic, my light." Eh? I thought there's chefs out there that cook outside on a daily basis like in one of those open restaurants? But isn't the dining place out in the open too? Or are they planning to put some walls around? "No one would want to have you contract some dangerous disease because of that."
"How unhygienic is this place?" It is abandoned but I don't necessarily classify this place as dirty.
"There's rotting wood, animal carcass, animal's feces, fungus, mold, and all sorts of vermin living here, my love. It may look clean but that's a mere mirage." I guess she is right. I did see some last night. "We don't want our stallion to get sick now, do we?"
"You perverted noblewoman. Don't you know that I can blackmail you to Queen Elizabeth now?"
"Oh, my love~~" Hood puts her elbow on the table and rests her head on her hand. She looks at me with love-filled eyes. "How innocent~~ Do you really believe The Queen would believe you over me?"
"I'll make her believe me! I have the video proof!"
"I always have my way with words, love. I'm interested in how I will twist your evidence to my advantage."
"Lusty will always be on my side! You're all alone! Isn't that right, Lusty?"
"Illustrious, if you support me then we would be able to monopolize the commander however we like."
"I'm sorry, my light but I have to stay loyal to my country." Liar! I fucking know you're not doing this for your country! You whore!
"Then I'll just tell Wales. She would feel betrayed by you two and make her join my side."
"Hmmmm~~~ Now that sounds interesting~~ I dare say that I don't know what Wales would do if you tell her?" That doesn't sound good to me. She either could be against or with me and if Hood who has been with Wales for a long time doesn't know what Wales would do then how can I? "Maybe she'll get jealous and attack you instead, my love."
"How is that my fault?! She should be attacking you!" If Wales decide to attack me for what Hood and Lusty did then she is a bird brain and should not be allowed to sail.
The 3 of us continue our little chat and without us knowing, the head maid has finished with our meal and is carrying it on a moving tray table. The head maid gives the 2 noblewomen a plate filled with bacon, eggs, fries, toasts, tomatoes, and fish. She poured each of them a cup of warm tea. Smells wonderful. As for me,
"Here is your breakfast, my love. I made it while thinking of you." The head maid placed a plate of beef wellington right in front of me. To the left of that is a small bowl of warm soup with murky golden broth and chopped vegetables floating in it. On the right of the beef wellington is a chocolate pudding. For my drink, the head maid prepared a lemon tea with actual lemon as an accessory.
"I believe there's a difference in treatment here." You think so?
"That is just your imagination, Lady Hood." The head maid sat down with a plate of breakfast in front of her. She has the same breakfast as Hood and Lusty so she is treating herself the same way as she treats Hood. "I believe we should start eating our breakfast now. Without walls, our meals will get cold quickly."
Before everything, I start with a small sip of my soup's broth. Salty and savory with a hint of garlic. The warmth on my tongue and the smell on my nose make my mouth droll and my appetite rises. I stab my fork into the beef wellington to keep it steady as my knife slices near the edge. The steam from the meat inside immediately explodes and smears the air with its delicious smell.
"Ooh~~" My saliva puddles up in my mouth as I stab the sliced part and bring it up to my face. "Fuuuh~~ Fuuuh~~ Fuuuh~~" I blow on it to cool it down a tiny bit before, "AAhh! Mmmpp!" I took a bite of it. Fatty oil leaks out of the meat in my mouth when my teeth begin to crush it. This taste in my mouth is top-tier! Not even the chefs from yesterday could hope to recreate this taste! "Mmmmmhhhh~~" The edges of my lips curled upward from the deliciousness.
"What a cutie~~" Illustrious, please focus on your food and not on my face.
I continue eating the beef wellington until not even a speck of fat is left on the plate. It's simply that good that I'm willing to bring the plate near my face and lick it clean.
"My love, that is not good." Hood walks to my side of the table and pushes the plate away from my face. You can confidently tell me not to do it because you're not tasting the beef wellington, Hood. If you had the same thing, you would probably do the same thing as me. "You're getting stains on your handsome face." Hood pulled out a handkerchief from her breast pocket and wiped my cheeks with it. Look Hood, one needs to be grateful for the food that the world has given to him and one of the best ways to do that is to make sure not even a speck of food is left on your plate. "One of these days, I shall personally teach you some manners."
"I have some. I just don't use it in front of you girls." You whores don't deserve to see me in my best state.
"If you're planning to marry me then you need to dine with The Royal Family, my love." Why are we jumping to conclusions again? Marrying you? The only person I'm marrying is Sheffield! I don't need to deal with no Royal Family bullshit if I marry a maid like Sheffy!
"Sounds hella annoying, not gonna lie." I pick up the bowl of soup and chow it down. The savory and saltiness complimented the boiled soft vegetables and all of it easily slid down my throat. "If I marry a maid, do I need to do that too?"
"N—"
"Of course!" Belfast was about to answer my question only for Illustrious to stop her mid sentence. "A proper manner is needed for anyone to marry a member of the royal navy." What a load of fucking bullshit! How can anyone get married after getting into the royal navy!
"Mmmmmhhhhhhh…" I grumble and stare at Illustrious's face. "Fine…" I grab my pudding and put it in my mouth. The sensation and the sweetness fill the role of dessert pretty well. "You all preach about manners but I didn't see any of it last night."
"What need is there for manners when it's just us, my love?" Hood finished wiping my face clean before she sat back down. "Manners are defined as one's outward bearing toward others. A mask that only works if the two parties know each other as 'acquaintances'."
"Perverts." I grab my glass and take a sip of my lemon tea. "I don't know if I can trust you enough to teach me about manners."
"Don't worry, the light of my world. We promise we'll be serious in transforming you into a gorgeous gentleman."
"Hmmm… Is that so?" I stare at Illustrious with squint eyes. "Alright, let's start my training then. What should I do?"
"First, no elbows on the table." Hood pushes my hands until my elbows are off.
"Why?"
"It goes to the olden days when tables were not as stable as now but if we're using today's reason then you're taking way too much space on the table." I guess I can see that. Belfast had to put the plate farther away from me because my arms were filling the table. "Your back shouldn't slouch, my love." Eh… heard that a lot.
"Well, this is easy."
"Fufufu~~ I'm glad you think so. I suppose the next step is to practice it with actual dining."
"Welp! If that's how it is then I guess it's time for me to go to Stella's office before she gets cranky. Are you coming too, Belfast?"
"I shall follow you after I return the toys, my lord."
"How about you two perverts?"
"We need to attend to Queen Elizabeth."
"Alright. Just make sure you all do your tasks and not just attend tea parties. Get up. I'm going to stack the table and chairs back."
"You shouldn't bother yourself, my lord." The head maid had started putting the plates and glasses back on the dining cart. "Please make your way to master Stella's office in haste. I shall clean the table as your loyal maid." Okay then. If she offers her help then I'll gladly take it. I said my goodbye to the royal sluts before I made my way to Stella's office.
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"WHY AM I EATING INSTANT RAMEN!?" That's a good question, Stella. Why are you eating an instant ramen cup in your office when your vice admiral had just 6-stars breakfast earlier? "I want to eat something better!"
"Didn't ya say that ya wanted noodles yesterday?" The girl that's attending Stella right now is a maid named Manchester. Vibrant jade green eyes and a catty smile. It's kinda hard to determine if she is trolling or not with that smile of hers.
"I did but this is not what I meant, Manchester. I'm more thinking of udon, pasta, or yakisoba! Not instant ramen cup noodles!"
"Well, ya oughta be more descriptive."
"True but—"
"Stella. It's your fault for not being attentive with your own words. It's not okay to put the blame on others like that." I have to step in or this will go on for centuries. "If you don't want it then I'll–"
"I'm not saying that I don't want it." My girlfriend immediately became possessive and defensive of her cup noodles. "I was just saying that I expect more." Then you should say it yesterday, woman.
"What is today's schedule?"
"A meeting in Nagoya."
"What? But I just got home!"
"And whose fucking fault was that!?" Not mine! It was Alice's fault! "I schedule so that we have a moment to rest but you decide to use that time to cheat behind your girlfriend's back!" You know what was going on, woman. It was not behind your back at all. Also, focus on eating your noodles. You're splashing the broth everywhere.
"I love you, Stella."
"Fuck you, playboy."
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"It feels like yesterday I had just been here."
"...that's because you were. Hmph!" After Stella had her breakfast, we both went to the train station with several shipgirls. One of them is Sheffy who is clearly grumpy as all hell. She just kicked me in my shin for no reason. "...asshole."
"Look, Sheffy, I can't do anything, okay! It was Stella's fault."
"Don't put the blame on me, you stupid asshole! Go kick him more, Sheffy! I allow it!"
"...HMPH!"
"Gah!" I massage my shins because they start throbbing from Sheffy's kick. "Keep kicking my legs and you'll be sitting on my lap for the entire ride, woman."
"...Hmph!" Is this maid has her ears plugged or something?!
"You little shit!" I put my arms around Sheffy's waist and pulled her up. "Excuse me! I'm carrying a naughty maid with me! Be careful she might kick you!" I feel like I'm carrying a massive cat as I carefully board the train with Sheffy in my hug. "Here we go! Now stay!" I sit on my usual seat and the others soon follow us.
"Why are you staring at me like that, Sheffield?" Stella asks as she sits right across from us. "If you want someone to punish then it's the asshole that you're currently sitting on."
"Don't listen to her devilish whisper, Sheffy. This is all her fault that I rarely ever around the base lately. She sent me away to break our relationship. She is the root of all our problems as a couple."
"Hey asshole, I'm your girlfriend here."
"Yeah? Well, watch this." I give Sheffy a quick peck on her cheek. "That's what you're not getting from your boyfriend, you horrible girlfriend."
"You're the worst boyfriend, you know that?"
"And yet you still love me. If only you were my maid and not superior, I will make you mine like I did to Sheffy." I hug Sheffy tighter until her body crook so I can kiss her cheek once again. "How about you give me a kiss on my cheek, Stella?"
"Sheffy, use your fist as a replacement for my lips." The little maid placed her fist on my cheek and gently pushed it in. She is adorable, have I ever said that before?
"Sigh… You really are cute, aren't you?" I hug Sheffy tighter and dive my face in her hair. Like before, a waitress came to serve us our snacks for the journey. "Sheffy, I want the sunflower seeds."
"...Mmmhhh." Even though the cutie grumbled in annoyance, she still popped the sunflower seed off its shell and put it in my mouth. I like to eat these but I never like to get them off the shells. "...spoiled brat." And you're the one that allows me to be one. It's your own fault, Sheffy.
"Do you want me to feed you too, Master Stella?" Newcastle asks her as she stands right beside Stella.
"I'm not as bad as Igo, alright? I can do this all by myself." Stella, like a peasant, grabs a sunflower seed, opens it up, and puts it in her mouth while I, a king, just need to open my mouth and the seed comes straight in without an effort. "Asshole."
"Whatever, peasant. Mmhhh~~" I chew my seeds with a big smug smile on my face. She is a moron for not using the facilities that have been provided. "What's for today's meeting anyway?"
"Ugh…" Stella's expression immediately darkened and her head hung low. I don't like the look on my girlfriend. "There are just some things that will never click with me regarding sakuran control, you just have to experience it first-hand I guess."
"I don't like the way you're talking."
"Sigh… Me neither."
I try to dig for information from Stella the entire journey to Nagoya but the bitch remains unmove about not talking and letting me experience it first-hand. What is this girl yapping about, seriously?
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"This place is more crowded than the last time." We arrived at the same building but it was just much, much more crowded. The park was full with government's vehicles and the entire place was heavily guarded by police. "What with this?" I walk into the building with Sheffy in my arms like a weeb holding his body pillow. I really wish I could learn how to read sakuran's letters because I don't know what the signs surrounding the building mean.
"This is because sakuran military high officials will be present." As we walk into the building, Tsuyo greets us with a man near her. "Good morning, Admiral Igo. Let me introduce you to my husband, Kaku Reita." The man is slightly taller than Tsuyo but not as tall as I am. He has jet black hair that reflects the light making it look shiny. What kind of hair product is he using cause I want one. "Husband, this man is Igo Johnson, Stella's boyfriend." His lime green eyes are steady yet calm, this guy definitely has seen his fair share of battle. 3 stars and 2 lines… I wonder what that rank is. I know the rank for Navy and Army but I don't really know for Air Force.
"It's an honor to meet you, Admiral Igo. And thank you for taking care of my wife." The man extended his hand at me so of course I replied by shaking his hand.
"The honor is all mine, Mister Reita. Your wife has been a great help to me to understand sakuran culture. If it wasn't for her, I would probably have gotten myself imprisoned or something."
"Ahahaha! I'm glad my wife could help you."
"You look shorter somehow, Reita." Stella, that's not how you talk to someone.
"I have been getting more air time lately, perhaps all that G-force pulls me down." Can it really do that? It makes sense in theory. "And Admiral Igo, why are you carrying a girl in your arms?"
"She is my therapy doll."
"...mmmhh." Shut up, Sheffy. Doll doesn't speak.
"I see…" You can look at me like I'm a weirdo all you like but this is peak man performance. Every man should strive to be like me, having a therapy girl in his arms at all times.
"Ignore him. Let's go to the meeting room. I don't want to make everyone wait." Just say it if you're jealous, Stella.
We all walk up to the meeting room, the same one as last time. We all entered the room and unlike before, this time there were way more lines of tables and chairs. Women and men of high ranking sit on their chairs, waiting for the meeting to start. Their eyes were planted on us when we entered the room but I won't yield, I need my Sheffy in my arms no matter what.
"...do you have no shame, pervert?" I'm surprised you ask now after everything, Sheffy. I would expect it to be more obvious.
"You think?" I walk up to the chair with my name on it and sit down before putting Sheffy in my lap. "I should be asking the same thing to you. Are you not embarrassed to be on my lap in front of so many people?"
"...I have no need for other's opinions." Aww~~ Such a sweetheart. I'm glad that I'm the only one that matters to you. "...stop grinning like an idiot." Make me.
I open my thighs apart to let Sheffy's butts have a taste of the comfy seat. Sheffy might be small in stature but her ass is big in size. Pound per pound, she might beat Belfast. "Stella, when will the meeting start?" I whisper to my girlfriend who is sitting beside me.
"We're ten minutes earlier than scheduled so that's that." I see… I see people preparing stuff here and there. Plugs being inserted into electric sockets, documents being stacked on the tables, snacks and drinks being shared to all the guests, and etc. I guess I will just be sitting here, enjoying my Sheffy in the meantime.
"Hello, my dear Igo." That voice! Me and Stella immediately turn our heads toward the source of the sound and yup, It's Alice. "Oh my~~ It seems that you're sitting right next to someone you used to know."
"Outside. Fight. Now." Calm down, Stella. We're in public. Please don't ask Alice for a fistfight. "What are you doing around Igo? We had a deal and you know it!" Can you both calm down? You're making a scene here. "And you're already married too, woman!"
"I figure I shake things up a little bit since you both aren't engaged yet. I was wondering why? Is there something or someone that perhaps gets between the two of you?" Yeah, this bitch definitely knows the truth.
"Alice, please sit down. You're staining your image." For the sake of the illusion in the shipgirls' mind, I need Alice to stop talking. "You know better than anyone to pick a place for these kinds of things."
"If it's you who wants it then I will gladly obey, Igo." Somehow people knowing that I'm friends with Alice makes me feel worse than when people are seeing me with Sheffy in my arms. "Oh by the way, here's your result, Igo." The princess gave me a navy blue folder. "Let's just say, the content is very interesting." The princess smiles a hungry smile before she walks to her chair while waving her hand.
"I don't like when she smiles like that." Me too, Stella. Me too. "Excuse me a bit, I need to ask someone how the hell can that princess get her hands on your test result." My girlfriend stood up from her seat and walked away. Well, she is not happy.
"...you know her?"
"We went to the same school."
"...nepotism." I pinch Sheffy's cheek in revenge. "...ouch…"
"Anymore and I'll fuck you right here right now." I use Sheffy's head as a chin rest as I open the folder and read the result. It's nice having a self-warming chin rest, huh? "The test subject… Igo Johnson… Lena… My biodata… My description… Bla bla bla bla… Sheffy is the cutest in the world… Bla bla bla… Sheffy is the most compatible with Igo to create offspring…"
"...which part are you reading, dummy?"
"The text in my heart." In response, Sheffy pinches my thighs. "Stop that, cutiepie. I'm reading the test result. Are you an exhibitionist? Do you really want to get breed in public that badly?"
"...pervert. …I hate you."
"Mmhhmm~~" I enjoy Sheffy's tantrum as I keep on reading the test result. The doctors explain what methods they use to test my compatibility with the wisdom cubes in this test result. Am I reading test results or a scientific paper? This is becoming less and less like test results. I flip the paper and finally reach the part that I'm most interested in. "Hmm…"
"...eighty percent compatibility…" Sheffy whispered in disbelief. What does it mean that I'm 80% compatible? Does this mean I'm 80% wisdom cubes? Most people are made out of water but I'm made out of wisdom cubes. "...what are you?"
That's a good question.
"...Unlike you, I do not have the luxury of thinking anything other than you. …Hypnosis or not, I am still your maid."
"...I can take you everywhere."
"It's not good to be so full of oneself, my master."
"I'm grabbing your breasts if you keep laughing."
"...he loves me more than you."