I do not own anything in this story, no matter what it is! It's mostly owned by Eichiro Oda-sama or anyone else's stuff I use as a funny reference or gag; Got it, I don't own nuffin on here!

Arlong Park sits wistfully in the foggy distance. A man sits on the bow of a ship, pondering how to deal with his current predicament. At the same time, a young woman is crying with her sister over the some what forced betrayal of her friends.

Oi, Sanji, let's dock at the destroyed town over there! You Got it, captain!

Hmmmmm, i wonder what happened here? Yeah the whole place is upside down. I think they used that cow thing we saw earlier.

Oh, really? Yeah, think about this, Zoro. It makes a lot of sense. Why put in so much effort yourself when the sea-cow can do it for you? Huh~ Guess you got a point.

The entire crew, Nami and Usopp excluded because they were on another part of the island, was completely shocked at this display of what was seemingly intelligence from the usually dumb pyrate.

AHHHHHHHH*bonk* How many times do i have to tell you don't attack the fish-men! We're not fish-men? Huh, you- oh you're not. What are you doing here? Oh, us, we're here to help Nami,shi shi shi. Ohhhhh, so you're the crew she told me about! Yup, I'M MONKEY D. LUFFY AND I'M GOING TO BE THE KING OF THE PYRATES! Oh, well, that's nice~? Yeesh Nami picked quite the dreamer didn't she?

Just then a fish man came out and was searching for the strawhat's ship!

Huh, who are you guys!? Huh, us? Yes you, I don't think I've seen you before? Oh, I'm Monkey D. Luffy and going to be the king of the pyrates! Huh!? Eh~ just die human! GUM GUM PISTOL!

As the fish-man was sent flying, he landed in the middle of a stabing!

Huh!? Who did this!? Suddenly as Arlong was asking himself who had just harmed his friend, a rubber boy fell from the sky!

AHHHHHHHHHH, GUM GUM ELEPHANT RIFLE! LUFFY~!? As the chaos that is Luffy appeared, all of Arlong park including Arlong himself was instantaneously crushed!

W-w-what just happened!? The fair orange-haired maiden thought, as everthing was reduced to rubble around her. Ok, you guys can get the rest of em. She barely heard over the sound of her ears ringing.

After a few short minutes of combat, the Strawhat crew emerged victorious in the battle against the fish-men.

Oh, hey Nami! L-Luffy... What's wrong Nami? Why? Hmm, why what? Why why did... you? Hmm, oh- Luffy then pointed at her Arlong mark- he hurt my navigator. At which she broke and responded by hugging and crying on Luffy so hard she almost broke him, but she couldn't have because he's rubber.

So, Nami? *snifle* What Luffy? Do you want to join my crew permanently? She smiled softly at her hero and said... Sure. YAHOOOO! You wanna say goodbye to your friends and family? Yeah I guess so. Ok let's go!

After all was said in done, aka, checking that Arlong would go to the marines etc, they eventually had a party.

Bed funtimes warning (Le lemón)

OI SANJI I JUST GOT A PORK WRAPPED WATERMELON! Huh, really, Nice.

Hey, Luffy I need you for a little bit mind coming with? Sure thing Nami.

The fair lass had winked at the others in her crew signifying her intentions with her captain, Zoro eyes opened slightly in a small amount of shock but he thought that it didn't really matter, Sanji on the other hand. His mouth was wide open and only one thought was in his mind. (IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM IT'S NOT FAIR)

As the clueless young man was being lead into the forest a young women's heart raced with... excitement.

Hey Nami where are we going? You'll see, you are gonna love this!

She lead the pyrate by the hand into a small cave under a tree tall enough to stand in but not jump. She lit a few candles and spread out some blankets for comfort.

Hey Luffy. Just trust me ok and don't ask questions. Hm, ok then. Why no questions?

The beautiful woman started to take off her clothes in an erotic fashion swaying her hips and making slight moans as she undressed; she took off his vest, his hat, his sandals, his pants, his undergarments, until there was nothing left.

Luffy who had just noticed that his *ahem* "rod" had become solid started to relax his body.

She proceeded to kiss and lick his face and put her hands in his scruffy hair. To her surprise he had started to reciprocate such affections far quicker than she had anticipated. the feeling was electric.

Whew, Luffy you ready! For what Nami? This!

She proceeded to slip him into herself and gasped in pleasure as his long thickness penetrated her and sent her to heaven via pleasure.

Ok, Luffy I'm gonna speed up now got it? Ok, man this is awesome shi shi shi!

She rode the heroic man, screaming in ecstasy as every stroke inside herself felt better and better, she eventually had to slow and change positions, so she could stay up right. her face now next to his she asked.

Hey L-LUFFY! What is it Nami? You wanna make this better for me? Sure Nami! Ohhhh, ok t-t-take your finger and rub that little bump right there! Got it!

As he touched her clit she screamed for minutes having three orgasms at just his touch and stick.

Hey Nami? Mmmmmpf, what Luffy!? I feel something weird coming? Oh, h-here.

she pulled her self off of him on put his member in her mouth, sucking and lucking and humming him to completion. His mind melted at the pleasure and he fell back to the floor.

Nami? Yes, Luffy? What was that? Ahahahahaha, that was sex Luffy. Can... can we do it again sometime?

She wrapped her leg around him and nestled her head into his chest.

Maybe but I don't want to make this a common thing though. Ok, hey? What? Why did we do that? Because I really wanted to thank you. Ahhh, you don't have to thank me Nami. Well I wanted to so there. Fair enough.

Welp, I'm gonna get back to the party see ya later! Bye Luffy!

At Nami's house.

NOJIKO NOJIKO! What, oh~ i see your little plan worked out after all. Thanks sooooo much for telling me how to do all that! It's no problem as long as you're happy I'm happy. Did he like it!? Yeah he was pretty satisfied if I say so myself. Uuuuuu, wowie!

"well come on tell me what was he like~?" FUCKING AWESOME! Wow, so, rubber pyrate dick gets a ten outa ten from Nami? Maaaaan I can't wait to do that again, Eiiiiii! Ehehe just don't go getting yourself knocked up now ok? Well he might be worth it. Wow, you musta had some night!? Uhg! Sorry Noji but I really need to go take care of some stuff in my room, like right now!

What the!? Is she just gonna!? What is this dude, the god of dick or something!? (Nah but he's the sun-god) WHO JUST SAID THAT!?

WITH DA BOYS!

Hey guys! Hey*snickers*Luffy! Hmm, what is it Usopp? So Luffy did you two Ya know~? Hm? DAMMIT LUFFY IT'S NOT FAIR HOW COME YOU GOT TO DO THAT AND NOT ME!? Hm, OH the sex stuff! Whoaaaaa he actually did it! Huh, why is this such a big deal Usopp? Because Zoro Nami's HOT! Yeah Sanji what's the big deal? I mean yeah it was amazing but not like fight people for it good? It's kinda on the same level as meat in goodness though so maybe~?

As the boys dicked around and yelled about Luffy losing his virginity; Luffy was having a internal debate about whether meat or sex was better.

just then Ganzo walked up to ask what was up.

Hey Mr. Hero, how's it going? Fine why? Oh it's going pretty good for Luffy AHAHAHAHAHA! Usopp stop teasing Luffy. Hm, what's going on here?

For some reason the officer was getting a sinking feeling.

Oh you know Nami the orange-haired girl who's our navigator right? Uh, yeah~. Luffy the lucky bastard got with her earlier. HE WHAT!? Huh, what's with that look? THAT GIRL IS LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME HOW DARE HE! Uh oh, LUFFY RUN! Huh, what wh- AHH! As the boy narrowly dodges an over head sword blow, he makes a run for his ship; Luckily he finds his navigator along the way!

NAMI, WE HAVE TO SET SAIL NOW! Huh, wh- oh. Nojiko, look after the tangerines for me ok! Huh, you're leaving now why, Oh, GENZO WHAT THE HELL!? HE TOOK IT THAT BASTARD! HE THINKS HE GET AWAY WITH THIS! Is he really this pissed about that of all things? COME ON GUYS WE HAVE TO STOP HIM! Huh, what are talking about Ganzo? HE CAN'T BE FORGIVEN FOR THIS!

Just as the pyrates were seting sail.

DAMN YOU STRAWHAAAAAT HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH HER! GANZO DON'T YELL THAT OUT LOUD OLD MAN IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS ANYWAY!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The entire port burst out in a fit of laughter as they realized that all this fuss was just an upset drunk Ganzo. Who if you wanted to know is now crying on the floor after one to many glasses of whiskey. how ever Nami still to this day believes she might never return to her home town out of embarrassment.